When you have the combination of the wolf, your buzz cut your and then that evil beard.

當你有狼的組合，你的嗡嗡切你的，然後邪惡的鬍子。

You were a fierce, fierce guy on Zoom.

你在《Zoom》裡是個很凶很凶的傢伙。

You were the fiercest zoom call I've ever had.

你是我見過的最凶猛的變焦電話。

Fantastic.

妙不可言

Yes.

是的，我知道

Zits.

痘痘。

Amazing.

驚人的。

Um, can you know where I could get a wolf painting?

嗯，你能知道我在哪裡可以得到一幅狼的畫嗎？

I need a wolf painting behind me, because this this isn't doing it.

我需要一幅狼的畫在我身後，因為這幅畫並沒有做。

I need a fierce yelling wolf.

我需要一隻凶猛的大叫狼。

You know what's great?

你知道最棒的是什麼嗎？

I had this commission back in the true blood days.

我在《真愛之血》時代就有這個委託。

This was my wolf from true blood, my wolf thunder that I used to transform into.

這是我的真血之狼，我的狼雷，我用來變身的狼。

I had a bunch of pictures.

我有一堆照片。

I took a bunch of pictures of them and sent them off to a painter that I was introduced Thio.

我給他們拍了一堆照片，然後寄給了一個經人介紹的畫家Thio。

And this came out.

這就出來了。

This is Ah, one of one.

這是阿，一個人的。

But it's funny you say that because I could just call that painter up and have them paint.

但你這麼說很有趣，因為我可以直接叫那個畫家來，讓他們畫畫。

Um, yeah, but I don't think ah Wolf works for you.

嗯，是的，但我不認為啊狼為你工作。

I think I need a frightened Leamer.

我想我需要一個受驚的利馬。

You know, like a friend Got an idea.

你知道，就像一個朋友得到了一個想法。

I've got an idea.

我有一個想法。

Oh, who's this?

哦，這是誰？

This is.

這是：

Wait.

等一下

This is your This is your dog bubbles, Is that right?

這是你的，這是你的狗泡泡，對嗎？

Yeah, that's right.

是的，這是正確的。

This is bubbles.

這是泡泡。

Thistles, bubbles, bubbles is how long have you had bubbles?

蒺藜，泡泡，泡泡是你有多久的泡泡？

For?

對於?

About a year and a half.

大約一年半的時間。

Look at the wolf is trying to eat bubbles.

看，狼是想吃泡泡。

That's the optical illusion.

這就是光學幻覺。

Right now, Bubbles is running from, But that's your painting.

現在，泡泡正在逃跑，但那是你的畫。

This is your painting.

這是你的畫。

I have a wolf.

我有一匹狼

You have more of a bubbles guy.

你有更多的保麗龍的傢伙。

What a cute.

多麼可愛。

Let's talk about bubbles for a second.

先說說泡泡吧。

Because I know you post a lot of photos of bubbles.

因為我知道你發了很多泡泡的照片。

You've got this picture you put up of bubbles.

你放的這張圖片是泡泡。

Your dogs sort of as Baby Yoda.

你的狗有點像尤達寶寶。

Very nice.

非常好

Do they get along?

他們相處的好嗎？

Uh, she doesn't really like Baby Yoda.

呃，她並不喜歡尤達寶寶。

I think she's maybe jealous of Baby Yoda that maybe we're gonna hug Baby Yoda and feed Baby Yoda more than her.

我想她也許是嫉妒尤達寶寶，也許我們要抱抱尤達寶寶，喂喂尤達寶寶，而不是她。

It's gonna start taking a more attention.

它要開始採取更多的關注。

So there's a rivalry brewing between the two.

所以兩者之間正在醞釀一場競爭。

I understand there's another rivalry, which is correct me if I'm wrong, that bubbles kind of prefers you to Sofia.

我知道還有一個競爭對手，如果我說錯了，請糾正我，那就是泡泡有點喜歡你而不是索菲亞。

Is that right?

是這樣嗎？

Yeah, that's right.

是的，這是正確的。

Uh, I was are notorious for just picking somebody's that they pick a person and she picked me right away.

呃，我是出了名的只是選擇某人的 他們選擇一個人，她選擇了我的權利了。

When the shelter brought her over, she actually jumped away from the shelter.

當收容所把她帶過來的時候，她居然從收容所裡跳了出來。

People ran over to me to pick her up and then started growling at the people from the shelter, like go away.

人們跑過來接她，然後開始對收容所的人咆哮，比如走開。

And then Sophia tried to grab her.

然後索菲亞就想抓住她。

She growled at Sofia, Really?

她對著索菲亞吼道，真的嗎？

So Bubbles doesn't like Sofia but prefers you.

所以泡泡不喜歡索菲亞，卻更喜歡你。

She likes Sophia.

她喜歡索菲亞。

Now Sofia is feeds her a lot, and she likes that.

現在索菲亞經常給她餵食，她喜歡這樣。

So anytime Sophia is in the kitchen, she'll run around because she knows there's gonna be some food.

所以只要蘇菲亞在廚房，她就會到處跑 因為她知道會有食物。

But otherwise Yeah, it's, uh see it.

但除此之外 是的，它是，呃，看到它。

Zsofia has been a little bit jealous.

茲索菲亞已經有點吃醋了。

You know, I have to say, Joe, I can relate because the first time I met you guys, my immediate attraction was to you when I was very hostile to Sofia.

你知道嗎，我不得不說，喬，我能體會到，因為我第一次見到你們的時候，我對索菲亞很有敵意的時候，就被你們直接吸引了。

They say that tall Irish people pick someone, and then you're there, person on, and I totally understand.

他們說，高大的愛爾蘭人挑人，然後你在那裡，人在，我完全理解。

That s o I actually I've a lot of people out there.

那是我其實我有很多人在那裡。

They don't know that I Sometimes I will hold Conan like this.

他們不知道我有時會這樣抱著柯南。

No, no, we'll give me his belly, and I will just rub cones, belly and feet and treats whenever I get uptight.

不，不，我們把他的肚子給我，我只要一緊張就會揉錐子，肚子和腳，還有點心。

Everyone in my world says you got to go to Joe's house and let him hold you and rub your belly.

在我的世界裡，每個人都說你得去喬家，讓他抱著你，給你揉肚子。

And I do, and I immediately calm down.

而我這樣做，我馬上就會冷靜下來。

Yes, yes.

是的，是的。

Yeah, that way.

對，那邊

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。