If I forget my years of training

如果我忘記了那些年的訓練

Smoke and then should have a little bit of honey kind of smell

煙和應該有一點蜂蜜的味道

I'm getting sort of like a soggy wheat cereal not from it

感覺有一種好像是軟綿綿的小麥穀物的味道

not so much there at all

味道一點也不豐富

as a like just barely coffee, I think I will give 2 out of 5

就僅僅像是咖啡，我想我會給2/5分

I haven't violated tongue like that a while

我已經好一陣子沒這樣忤逆我的舌頭了

Can you get a note of water from coffee?

在咖啡中可以喝到水的味道嗎？

It's some graham cracker

它是一些全麥餅乾

Hiding in the back of your cupboard for a couple month

藏在你的杯櫃後面數個月

you know all coffee is 99 percent water. I think that is may be 99.9%

你知道所有咖啡有99%都是水，而這個應該有99.9%

A three quarters out of five

0.75/5

Think I might have to brush my teeth for about a half an hour to get the taste out

我可能要刷半小時牙去試出它味道

An alkaline smells like a dirty asphalt

一種鹼的味道，就像地上骯髒的瀝青

Definately in your face, tongue is so coated

確實的在你臉上，舌頭被包圍著

And this thick tar, like a stick-to-your-ribs coffee. It can really go for some bacon and eggs with this guy

而那陣厚厚的焦油，就像黏著你的肋骨，它真的可以配上培根和蛋

I think three-and-a-half out of 5

我覺得3.5 / 5

is halfway tolerable

它接受度到一半了

May be a little turpentine notes, maybe a little burnt rubber

可能有少少松節油，可能少少燒過的橡膠

That's always nice, I think if you drink a lot of it really fast

它很美好，我認為你如果一下子喝很多

You can get a little hint of melon

你會有少少蜜瓜的感覺

Maybe a side of road, cantaloupe. Two-and-a-half out of 5 stars

可能伴隨著甜瓜味。2.5/5 顆星

Maybe a hint of apple, nice and strong

也許有些蘋果的味道，美好又濃郁，

A pleasant sourness, can feel like zips sides of tongue

一種宜人的酸味，可以感受到像拉鍊般的舌頭

This one is really not so offensive, still not very good

這個比較沒有那麼具攻擊性，但還不是很好

But head over heels about the competition

但在這次比賽中好贏很多

May give a 4 out of 5 stars. The review not actually excited to drink this coffee

可能給4/5顆星，直到剛才，我一直對喝這些咖啡沒什麼期待

We're definitely getting some chemical odors

我們的確在喝一些化學物質

Hint of wet cardboard and some potato chip notes

有些潮濕紙板和一些洋芋片味的感覺

Generic cola perhaps

也許是雜牌可樂

Almost gag like after all these sets

大概試過這些之後會作嘔

Just one star flat

只得1顆星

Really was unpleasant

真的非常不討好

Beefy almost

重口味

This one kind of dances around on the front of tongue

一種在舌尖周圍跳動

Kind of get a maybe grape Jolly Rancher from it

似乎可以從中喝到葡萄口味硬糖的味道

Even be an African coffee or maybe a Costa Rican

可能是非洲的咖啡或可能是哥斯達黎加

I'm right now is going to feel face contracts

我現在覺得臉部崩緊

This one is more of a breakfast blend

這喝起來比較像是早餐綜合咖啡的味道

Yah, Pretty zippy

對，頗有辣辣的感覺

This guy is four stars out of five as well

這個有4/5顆星

I'm really getting afraid at how much I think to like these coffee

我開始覺得害怕我開始喜歡這些咖啡

Ignorance is bliss

無知才是最幸福的