Are you going to celebrate Christmas in London or Mexico City?

你是要在倫敦還是墨西哥城慶祝聖誕節？

I mean, I have to pretend I love being in London in winter, but no one's saying can actually say that.

我的意思是，我必須假裝我喜歡冬天在倫敦，但沒有人說可以真正說。

You know, e.

你知道，e。

I mean, it's a beautiful city to watch from your window, but if it gets really cold and wet at this for for a Mexican is is not probably the best.

我的意思是，這是一個美麗的城市，從你的窗口觀看，但如果它得到真正的寒冷和潮溼，在此為墨西哥人是不可能是最好的。

So I'm flying back home as soon as we finish, uh, to spend the holidays.

所以，我飛回家 只要我們完成，呃，度過假期。

Not just that.

不僅如此。

It's not just the weather, you know, My family is there.

這不僅僅是天氣，你知道，我的家人在那裡。

I wanna be with this pandemic.

我想和這個大流行病在一起。

It's like there's no time off.

就像沒有休息的時間一樣。

I don't wanna be next to my kids.

我不想在我的孩子旁邊。

My that my friends.

我的朋友們

Yeah, we might see what really matters.

是的，我們可能會看到什麼是真正重要的。

You know, I'm told that's true.

你知道，我聽說那是真的。

I don't think it's helped me know what matters.

我不認為它能幫助我知道什麼是重要的。

Uh, I'm is distant from my family has ever.

呃，我是遠離我的家人有史以來。

Um, but I'm broken inside.

嗯，但我內心是崩潰的。

Diego.

迭戈

I'm terribly broken inside T.

我的內心是非常崩潰的T。

To be honest, it's it's quite sad to see you with the Christmas tree, the lights there and no audience, man.

說實話，這是... ...它是相當悲傷的，看到你與聖誕樹， 燈在那裡，沒有觀眾，男人。

It's like normally you have people were laughing about your jokes But I know I know.

這就像通常你有 人們笑你的笑話 但我知道我知道。

It's like ordering.

就像點菜一樣。

You can play a recording off laughter.

你可以播放錄音，關閉笑聲。

People used to go to your show.

以前人們都會去看你的節目

I have some tapes of people laughing at my jokes from 1996 so I'll start playing those those and all the people laughing.

我有一些1996年人們嘲笑我的笑話的錄音帶，所以我會開始播放那些那些，所有的人都在笑。

Or now they've all died of old age.

或者現在他們都已經老死了。

So we'll we'll be coming from beyond the grave.

所以我們會... ...我們會從墳墓之外走出來。

Um, tell me about what it's like because I would imagine that the Mexican people take Christmas very, very seriously.

嗯，告訴我它是什麼樣子的，因為我會想象 墨西哥人把聖誕節非常，非常嚴重。

How seriously do they take it in Mexico City?

他們在墨西哥城有多認真？

I mean, it's just another event on a chance to drink mescal and have fun now, but it is a very religious country, and we take we call it the marathon Guadalupe Radius, you know, which basically starts the 12th of December, that we celebrate the the virgins they virgin off Guadalupe L.

我的意思是，這只是另一個事件上的一個機會，喝梅斯卡爾和樂趣，但它是一個非常宗教的國家，我們把我們稱之為馬拉松瓜達盧佩半徑，你知道，這基本上開始12月12日，我們慶祝的處女，他們處女關閉瓜達盧佩L。

A is a on It goes all the way to January, you know?

A是一個在它一直到一月，你知道嗎？

So it's basically a drinking contest that doesn't stop and party after party and and everybody, my birthday happens to be just just in between, you know, the 29th of December.

所以，這基本上是一個喝酒的比賽，不停止 和黨的黨和每個人，我的生日恰好是 只是在之間，你知道，12月29日。

Oh, nice it Zbig holiday in Mexico.

哦，不錯，Zbig在墨西哥度假。

You know, s so you're basically saying you've never been sober for your birthday.

你知道，所以你基本上說 你從來沒有被清醒的你的生日。

Now I I've always been alone, you know, people are with their families or hungover or getting ready for New Year's Eve or somewhere else, but with me.

現在，我我一直都是一個人，你知道，人們都和家人在一起，或者宿醉，或者準備過年，或者在別的地方，但是和我在一起。

So there's no it's impossible for someone in Mexico City, a true Mexican, to not indulge on the holidays.

所以，在墨西哥城的人，一個真正的墨西哥人，不可能不在節日裡放縱。

You just have thio you just everyone has two.

你只是有Thio你只是每個人都有兩個。

Everyone has to like I did a documentary film on a fantastic Mexican boxer called Julio Cesar Chavez, the biggest champion.

每個人都要喜歡我做了一個紀錄片 一個夢幻般的墨西哥拳擊手叫胡里奧-塞薩爾-查韋斯，最大的冠軍。

Andi.

安迪

He said to me one day in the in on an interview that the first time he lost it was because Don King could put him to fight in the first weeks of January on, he was like, You cannot do that on the biggest record, you know, off the unbeaten champion, 88 or 89 fights.

他對我說，有一天在接受採訪時，他第一次失去了它，因為唐-金可以把他的戰鬥在一月的第一週，他很喜歡，你不能這樣做，在最大的記錄，你知道，關閉不敗的冠軍，88或89戰鬥。

Professional fights was broken because because he was coming out of the party.

職業打鬥被打破了，因為因為他是從黨內出來的。

I mean, you received his New Year's Eve.

我的意思是，你收到了他的新年禮物。

Come on.

來吧。

No, he lost his.

不，他失去了他的。

He had the greatest record going in boxing, 88 89 victories in a row, but then because he had to fight in early January.

他在拳擊界的戰績最輝煌，88 89連勝，但後來因為他要在1月初打。

He lost just because he had been partying.

他輸了，只是因為他一直在聚會。

But But he says in the documentary, I told John King, you know, he was even mad.

但他在紀錄片中說，我告訴約翰-金，你知道，他甚至是瘋狂的。

Not at himself a dunking for programming, fighting generally, but not to himself.

不在自己一個灌籃進行編程，戰鬥力一般，但不對自己。

That he couldn't stop that that year from going to the party.

這一點他無法阻止，當年去參加聚會。

And I think we all understand that because, like, yeah, dunking.

我想我們都明白，因為，喜歡，是的，灌籃。

I mean, what was he thinking?

我是說，他在想什麼？

Yeah, he fought that guy again like weeks later and beating him in one round.

是啊，他又和那傢伙打了好幾周，一回合就打敗了他。

It was clearly e coming out of the holidays.

這顯然是e走出了假期。

So that's my new plan.

所以這就是我的新計劃。

I'm going to challenge Mexico's greatest champion on.

我要去挑戰墨西哥最偉大的冠軍。

I wanted to take place on January 1st.

我想在1月1日進行。

And you think maybe I have a chance of winning?

你覺得我可能有機會贏嗎？

Don't challenge Canelo because I think he doesn't drink.

不要挑戰卡內洛，因為我認為他不喝酒。

Okay, well, e won't do that, E want to say your beloved in your country are you getting used to the fact that this is true?

好吧，好吧，e不會這麼做的，e想說你在你們國家的夫妻你是不是已經習慣了這個事實？

That many people are naming their Children after you?

有那麼多人用你的名字給他們的孩子命名？

That must.

這必須。

How does that feel?

這感覺如何？

I thought it was after me, but then I understood it was about Maradona.

我以為是衝著我來的，但後來我明白是衝著馬拉多納來的。

You know, we have We share the same name.

你知道，我們有 我們共享同一個名字。

And it wasn't me you know, But it was, you know, no, suddenly not.

那不是我，你知道的，但那是，你知道的，不，突然間不是。

But there's many comments there.

但那裡有很多評論。

I You know, I just I mean, I'm sorry for those kids when they why would you feel sorry for a beautiful young Mexican boy or girl growing up with the name Conan?

我... ...我只是... ...我的意思是，我為那些孩子感到遺憾，當他們... ...你為什麼要為一個年輕漂亮的墨西哥男孩或女孩感到遺憾... ...用柯南這個名字長大？

What a proud heritage.

多麼值得驕傲的遺產。

Yeah.

是啊。

Until they go onto YouTube and find out why I I'm going to see this video.

直到他們上了YouTube，發現為什麼我要去看這個視頻。

They're going to see the image of you with the bottle like this.

他們會看到你拿著瓶子這樣的形象。

That's everything.

這就是一切。

They're gonna have to say.

他們會不得不說。

I'm a good role model for all the Children s.

我是所有孩子的好榜樣。

Yeah.

是啊。

There's no one's naming kids after me.

沒有人用我的名字給孩子命名。

It's not happening.

這是不可能的。