Name: 喬異國請求金-卡戴珊幫助特朗普總統赦免｜《今夜秀》｜《今夜秀》。 (Joe Exotic Asks Kim Kardashian for Help with President Trump Pardon | The Tonight Show)
Uploaded: 2020-12-16T18:38:26.000Z
Duration: 9 min 39 s

Well, guys, President Trump has been trying everything

好了，夥計們，特朗普總統一直在嘗試一切。

to overturn the election, and he finally got

他的一個案件被提交給最高法院。

one of President Trump's latest and last attempts

特朗普總統的最新和最後一次嘗試之一。

In one short sentence, the Court denied a Republican challenge

法院用簡短的一句話駁回了共和黨的質疑。

They rejected Trump's whole argument in one sentence.

他們用一句話否定了特朗普的全部論點。

That's pretty much the Supreme Court's version

That's basically a tweet that went to law school.

這基本上是一條上了法學院的微博。

It is the equivalent of a judge taking off his leather glove

這就相當於法官脫掉了皮手套。

"我們穿上長袍就是為了這個？Wha--"

The Court really tried to do Trump a favor though.

不過法院真的想幫特朗普的忙。

For Trump, it felt like applying to college

對於特朗普來說，這感覺就像申請大學一樣。

這就像，"嗯，這不可能是好的。"

特朗普並沒有放棄，雖然。他就像。

Now it's time to appeal to an even higher court,

現在是時候向更高的法院上訴了。

The other big news is that after testing positive

另一個大新聞是，在測試陽性後

Yeah. Another day, another Rudy discharge.

是啊，又是一天，又是一個魯迪出院。又是一天，又是一個魯迪放電。

-That is right, America's Mr. Bean is back in action.

-沒錯，美國的憨豆先生又開始行動了。

Giuliani didn't waste any time embarrassing himself.

朱利安尼沒有浪費任何時間讓自己難堪。

He waved good-bye to the doctors wearing a gown

他穿著長袍向醫生們揮手告別。

那是開放的在前面。他很喜歡。

But the hospital staff doesn't have faith in Rudy.

但醫院的工作人員對魯迪沒有信心。

On his way out, he grabbed a Dunkin' Donuts napkin

在他出去的時候，他拿了一張Dunkin' Donuts餐巾紙。

off of the ground and blew his nose in it.

That's right, the nurses are thrilled Rudy is gone.

沒錯，護士們都很高興魯迪走了。

Now they don't have to keep changing his head pan.

現在他們不用一直換他的頭盤了。

Yeah, it seems like there's so much going on right now.

是啊，現在好像有很多事情要做。

President Trump's lawsuits continue to be thrown out.

特朗普總統的訴訟繼續被駁回。

People are starting to get the COVID vaccine.

而紐約市一家Chipotle餐廳的工人。

There's a lot to go over, so let's just jump in

有很多東西要講，所以我們就跳進去吧。

and cover it all at once. It is time for "News Smash."

並一次性覆蓋全部。現在是 "新聞大亂鬥 "的時候了。

First up, Trump's lawsuits, they're not going well.

首先是特朗普的官司，進展不順利。

The Supreme Court just dismissed the GOP's attempt

最高法院剛剛駁回了GOP的企圖。

to overturn the election in Pennsylvania.

So I'm sorry, Mr. President, you tried your best,

所以我很抱歉，總統先生，你已經盡力了。

I got to say it is nice to get some good news for once,

我不得不說，這是很好的得到一些好消息的一次。

instead of news that completely melts your brain

而不是讓你的大腦完全融化的新聞

and makes you feel insane. Speaking of which,

Joe Exotic asked Kim Kardashian to help him

Joe's in prison for trying to murder Carole Baskin.

喬因試圖謀殺卡羅爾-巴斯金而入獄。

But he wants to get back to his life of wrangling tigers.

但他想回到他的與虎謀皮的生活中去。

I mean, if we wants to wrangle large, furry beasts,

我的意思是，如果我們想與大型的，毛茸茸的野獸搏鬥。

he could always apply for a job at Chipotle.

他可以隨時申請在Chipotle工作。

A location in New York City is struggling to deal with

紐約市的一個地點正在努力處理。

It's gotten so bad that four employees have been bitten.

它變得如此糟糕，以至於四名員工被咬傷。

The U.S. will start giving out COVID vaccines soon.

美國將很快開始發放COVID疫苗。

And the people that are first in line to receive them are,

of course, elderly people with underlying health issues.

當然，有潛在健康問題的老人。

People like President Trump. [ Laughter ]

All three of Trump's Supreme Court nominees voted

特朗普的三名最高法院提名人都投了票。

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