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  • ♪ >> STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK.

    歡迎回來。

  • HE IS A TONY AND EMMY AWARD-WINNER YOU KNOW AS THE

    他是湯尼獎和艾美獎的獲獎者,你知道他是湯尼獎和艾美獎的獲獎者。

  • HOST OF "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ON CBS.

    CBS "晚間秀 "的主持人。

  • HIS NEW MOVIE IS "THE PROM."

    他的新電影是 "舞會"。

  • PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," JAMES CORDEN!

    請歡迎回到 "晚間秀",詹姆斯-科登!

  • HELLO, JAMES CORDEN.

    你好,詹姆斯-科登。

  • HOW ARE YOU?

    你怎麼樣?

  • >> HELLO, STEPHEN.

    >> 你好,史蒂芬。

  • LOOK AT YOU.

    看看你。

  • >> Stephen: THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE, MID SUMMER, JULY, JUNE,

    >> Stephen:我們最後一次通話,仲夏,七月,六月。

  • SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

    類似的東西?

  • >> YES.

    >> 是。

  • >> Stephen: YOU WERE IN, AS YOU MIGHT SAY, YOUR GARAGE.

    >> Stephen:你可以說是在你的車庫裡。

  • >> AS YOU MIGHT SAY, GARAGE.

    >> 如你所言,車庫。

  • >> Stephen: EXACTLY RIGHT.

    >> Stephen:完全正確。

  • WE'RE BOTH RIGHT.

    我們都是對的。

  • WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING BACK IN THE STUDIO?

    回到工作室是什麼感覺?

  • WHAT'S THE CHANGE IN THE VIBE FOR YOU?

    對你來說,氣場上的變化是什麼?

  • >> WELL, IT DOESN'T SMELL AS MANY FUMES AS IT DID WHEN I WAS

    >> 好吧,它沒有那麼多的煙味,因為它當我是

  • IN MY GARAGE, SO IT'S NICE JUST TO SEE PEOPLE AND ALSO --

    在我的車庫裡,所以它只是很高興看到的人,還 -

  • >> Stephen: MY PEOPLE?

    >> Stephen:我的人民?

  • THERE'S A SMATTERING OF PEOPLE.

    有一個斑駁的人。

  • THERE'S, YOU KNOW, OUR CAMERA CREW, AND WHO ELSE WOULD YOU

    那是,你知道,我們的攝影組,你還會有誰?

  • RATHER LOOK AT?

    寧可看?

  • THAT'S THE TRUTH, MARK, PEAT, EVERYBODY, IT'S GORGEOUS.

    這就是事實,馬克,皮特,每個人,這是可怕的。

  • SO IT IS NICE TO BE HERE, IT'S STRANGE.

    所以在這裡很好,很奇怪。

  • THOUGH I HAVE TO SAY, I'M REALLY GETTING USED TO IT, NOT HAVING

    雖然我不得不說,我真的很習慣了,不需要。

  • AN AUDIENCE AND ALL THOSE THINGS, ARE YOU FINDING THAT OR

    一個聽眾和所有這些東西,你發現,或。

  • ARE YOU MISSING AN AUDIENCE?

    你是不是錯過了一個聽眾?

  • >> Stephen: IN MY MIND, I CAN IMAGINE EVERY JOKE WORKS.

    >> 斯蒂芬:在我的腦海裡,我可以想象每一個笑話的作品。

  • >> YOU NEED TO GET ONE OF THESE.

    >> 你需要得到一個這樣的。

  • I'VE GOT THIS BOX HERE.

    我已經得到了這個盒子在這裡。

  • IF YOU GIVE A JOKE NOW, ANY JOKE >> Stephen: TWO PEANUTS WERE

    如果你現在給一個笑話,任何笑話>>斯蒂芬。兩個花生是

  • WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND ONE WAS A-SALTED.

    走在大街上,有一個是被醃製的。

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> YOU SEE, LOOK AT THAT.

    (歡呼聲和掌聲) >> 你看,看那個。

  • ETH ALREADY A WHOLE -- AND IF YOU TOLD A SLIGHTLY RISKY JOKE

    ETH已經是一個整體 - 如果你說了一個略微危險的笑話。

  • ABOUT POLITICS, I WOULD BE LIKE --

    關於政治,我想... ...

  • >> OOOH!

    >> OOOH!

  • >> Stephen: WHY DON'T I HAVE ONE OF THESE?

    >> 史蒂芬:為什麼我沒有一個這樣的?

  • IT'S THE 11:30 SHOW.

    這是11: 30的節目。

  • WHY DOES 12:30 HAVE THIS BOX AND I DON'T?

    為什麼12: 30有這個盒子而我沒有?

  • I DON'T THE STATUS.

    我不狀態。

  • THANK YOU, JAMES, YOU GAVE ME SOMETHING TO BE MAD ABOUT.

    謝謝你,詹姆斯,你讓我有了生氣的理由。

  • >> THE TRUTH IS IT'S NOT JUST CBS SHOULD HAVE THIS, IT SHOULD

    >> 事實是,它不僅僅是CBS應該有這個,它應該。

  • BE -- IT SHOULD BE -- >> WOW!

    是 -- 它應該是 -- >> 哇!

  • ALL THE NETWORKS!

    所有的網絡!

  • >> THAT'S RUDY GIULIANI.

    >> 那是魯迪-朱利亞尼。

  • I HAVE A SMORGASBORD OF DIFFERENT SOUNDS.

    我有一個不同聲音的雜物箱。

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S THE ACTUAL RUDY GIULIANI.

    >> 這就是真正的魯迪-吉利安尼。

  • >> OUTSIDE FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING, YEAH.

    >> 外圍四季總景觀,是的。

  • >> Stephen: CHRISTMAS, MY FRIEND, IS BUT A FEW WEEKS AWAY.

    >> Stephen:聖誕節,我的朋友,是不過幾個星期的時間。

  • I DON'T KNOW IF WE WERE GOING TO DISCUSS THIS BUT MY EXPERIENCE

    我不知道我們是否要討論這個問題,但我的經驗。

  • WITH CHRISTMAS IN YOUR HOME COUNTRY IS THAT IT'S

    在您的祖國過聖誕節,就是因為它是。

  • EXTRAORDINARY.

    超乎尋常的。

  • YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO DO IT.

    你們知道怎麼做。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • >> Stephen: ON A LEVEL, AT LEAST YOU EMBRACE IT ON A LEVEL

    >> 斯蒂芬: 在某種程度上,至少你在某種程度上擁抱它。

  • THAT WE JUST DON'T.

    我們只是不。

  • WE THINK THAT WE PUT OUT THE LIGHTS AND GET OUR FOG ON BUT

    我們認為,我們把燈熄滅,讓我們的霧,但。

  • YOU GUYS TAKE IT WAY MORE SERIOUSLY THAN WE DO.

    你們比我們更認真地對待它。

  • DO YOU HAVE DEEP AND ABIDING FAMILY TRADITIONS YOU HAVE TO DO

    你是否有深刻而頑固的家庭傳統,你必須做。

  • EVERY YEAR?

    每年?

  • I JUST HAD KATE WINSLET ON AND THEY SAID THEY DO THE WHOLE

    我只是有凱特-溫斯萊特上,他們說,他們做的全部。

  • FIGGY PUDDING HARD SAUCE AND EVERYTHING.

    FIGGY PUDDING硬醬和一切。

  • DO YOU DO THAT.

    你這樣做。

  • >> WE DON'T DO THE SAUCE BUT I AGREE THAT BRITAIN IS A

    >> 我們不做醬油,但我同意,英國是一個。

  • PARTICULARLY BEAUTIFUL TIME AT CHRISTMAS.

    特別是聖誕節的美好時光。

  • I THINK ONE OF THE REASONS, WE DON'T HAVE THANKSGIVING.

    我想其中一個原因是,我們沒有感恩節。

  • SO MY BIGGEST MYSTERY IS WHY ANYONE CHOSE TO PUT THANKSGIVING

    所以我最大的疑惑是為什麼有人選擇把感恩節

  • JUST THREE WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

    聖誕節前的三個星期。

  • LIKE, I WOULD HAVE SPREAD THAT OUT.

    就像,我也會有傳播出來。

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW WHOSE FAULT THAT IS, HONEST TO GOD?

    >> Stephen:你知道是誰的錯嗎,對上帝誠實?

  • IT'S ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S, HE DECLARED THE FIRST THANKSGIVING.

    這是ABRAHAM LINCOLN的,他宣佈了第一個感恩節。

  • >> THAT'S ENOUGH TO FORGET HIS WHOLE PRESIDENCY.

    >> 這足以讓人忘記他的整個總統任期。

  • WHAT ELSE DID HE DO?

    他還做了什麼?

  • I MEAN, COME ON.

    我的意思是,來吧。

  • >> Stephen: WHAT DO THE KIDS WANT THIS YEAR?

    >> Stephen:孩子們今年想要什麼?

  • THEY WON'T BE WATCHING.

    他們不會看的。

  • WHAT IS THE BEST GIFT BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE YOUNG ONES AT

    什麼是最好的禮物,因為你有年輕的孩子在這裡。

  • CHRISTMASTIME.

    聖誕節。

  • MINE ARE LIKE 6-2 AND COULD BENCH ME.

    我的好像是6比2,可以和我打平。

  • THEY'RE HUGE NOW.

    他們現在很大。

  • WHAT DO THE LITTLE ONES WANT THIS YEAR.

    什麼是小傢伙今年想要的。

  • THE BABY YODA, SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

    嬰兒YODA,類似的東西?

  • >> MY SON WHO IS 9 WANTS MUSIC EQUIPMENT, HE'S REALLY INTO THE

    >> 我兒子9歲了,他想要音樂設備,他真的很喜歡。

  • GUITAR AND DRUMS, SO HE'S AFTER THINGS LIKE A LOOP PEDAL, WHICH

    吉他和鼓,所以他的東西,如一個踏板環,其中

  • I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO.

    我很樂意。

  • I THINK THAT'S A GREAT GIFT.

    我認為這是一個偉大的禮物。

  • AND MY DAUGHTERS, IT'S, YOU KNOW, ALL OF THE SORT OF SIMILAR

    和我的女兒們,這是,你知道,所有的類似的,

  • KIND OF JoJo SEE WA.

    KIND OF JoJo SEE WA。

  • >> Stephen: I'VE HEARD THE NAME BUT I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH.

    >> 斯蒂芬:我聽說過這個名字,但我不知道。

  • IT'S ON ME THAT I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT THAT.

    我不懂這些都是我的錯。

  • >> I ENVY YOU GREATLY.

    >> 我非常羨慕你。

  • >> Stephen: YOU DID A TRUMP PARODY OF MAYBE I'M AMAZED AT

    >> 斯蒂芬:你做了一個模仿特朗普的可能我很驚訝的

  • THE PIANO.

    鋼琴。

  • IT WAS -- NOT ONLY WAS IT FUNNY, BUT IT WAS REALLY BEAUTIFULLY

    這是 - 不僅是它的樂趣,但它是真的很美

  • DONE.

    完成。

  • I REALLY ADMIRED YOUR JOB WITH THAT.

    我真的很欣賞你的工作。

  • IT WAS REALLY FANTASTIC.

    這真是太神奇了。

  • IT WAS CALLED "MAYBE I'M IMMUNE" FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T

    它被稱為 "也許我是免疫的 "那些人誰沒有

  • WATCH IT.

    看吧

  • GO TO CBS ALL ACCESS AND WATCH IT.

    去CBS的所有訪問和觀看它。

  • IT'S VERY REASONABLY PRICED FOR A MONTHLY MEMBERSHIP, YOU KNOW.

    它的價格非常合理,每個月的會員,你知道的。

  • BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU GOT A VERY SPECIAL CALL SHORTLY THEREAFTER.

    但我明白你很快就接到了一個非常特別的電話。

  • >> I DID.

    >> 我做到了。

  • THAT'S THE GREATEST THING ABOUT MAKING THESE SHOWS WE MAKE NOW

    這也是我們現在做這些節目的最大好處。

  • IS YOU PUT SOMETHING OUT THERE, AND IT LIVES, THEN, FOR THE NEXT

    你把東西放出去,它就會活下來,然後,在下一個人的身上

  • DAY TORE THE NEXT WEEK OR HOWEVER LONG PEOPLE FIND IT AND

    天撕下週或多久人們發現它和。

  • TALK ABOUT THINGS AND THE NEXT DAY PAUL McCARTNEY CALLED ME,

    談談事情,第二天保羅-麥卡尼給我打電話。

  • WHICH IS AMAZING, AN AMAZING MOMENT IN ITSELF FOR ANYBODY.

    這是一個驚人的,一個驚人的時刻 在本身任何人。

  • >> Stephen: YOU CAN STOP THE STORY RIGHT THERE AND IT WOULD

    >> 史蒂芬:你可以在這裡停止故事,它就會。

  • BE PRETTY GOOD.

    是漂亮的好。

  • I REALIZE THAT.

    我意識到這一點。

  • PLEASE GO ON.

    請繼續。

  • >> BECAUSE HE SAID HE JUST REALLY ENJOYED IT AND HE REALLY

    >> 因為他說,他只是真的很喜歡它,他真的。

  • LIKED IT.

    喜歡它。

  • WE WERE TALKING AND HE SAID HE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE

    我們在哈拉,他說他發現了,因為他...

  • GOT SENT THE YouTube LINK ON A TEXT FROM WILLIE NELSON, WHICH I

    我覺得從威利-尼爾森的文字上的YouTube鏈接,在那裡我。

  • WAS, LIKE, WELL THAT'S IT NOW, I'VE PEAKED, THE REST IS

    是,喜歡,好了,這是它現在,我已經達到了頂峰,其餘的都是

  • DOWNHILL FROM THAT.

    下山從。

  • >> Stephen: HOW DID WILLIE GET IT?

    >> Stephen:威利是怎麼得到它的?

  • WELL, BARBRA STREISAND SENT IT TO HIM.

    好吧,芭芭拉-史翠珊把它寄給了他。

  • >> I LIKE THE IDEA OF WILLIE NELSON COPYING AND PASTING A

    >> 我喜歡威利-尼爾森複製和粘貼的想法。

  • YouTube LINK INTO A TEXT.

    YouTube LINK INTO A TEXT。

  • I LOVE IT.

    愛它。

  • >> Stephen: OBVIOUSLY, YOUR CAR POOL KARAOKE WITH SIR PAUL

    >> 史蒂芬: 顯然,你的汽車泳池卡拉OK與保羅先生的。

  • IS EXTRAORDINARY, AND I THINK 4.2 BILLION PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT

    是非常奇特的,我想有42億人看過它。

  • AT THIS POINT, BUT YOU HAD A HISTORY WITH HIM BEFORE THAT, I

    在這一點上,但你有一個歷史 與他在此之前,我。

  • UNDERSTAND.

    理解:

  • YOU ACTUALLY WORKED WITH HIM ON A CHARITY EVENT.

    你居然和他一起參加了慈善活動。

  • >> WE DID A SKETCH, IT WAS A REALLY BIG COMEDY NIGHT IN

    >> 我們做了一個短劇,這是一個非常大的喜劇之夜,在。

  • BRITAIN, HAPPENS EVERY TWO YEARS FOR COMIC RELIEF.

    英國,每隔兩年就會發生一次漫畫救濟。

  • IN FACT, THE SKETCH THAT PAUL WAS IN WAS ACTUALLY THE KIND OF

    事實上,保羅在的素描實際上是那種。

  • SKETCH THAT WE USED AS THE KIND OF JUMPING OFF POINT FOR CAR

    我們用來作為汽車的跳板的草圖。

  • POOL KARAOKE, IN A WAY.

    泳池卡拉OK,在某種程度上。

  • IT STARTED A CHARACTER I HAD WRITTEN IN A SITCOM WAS SINGING

    它開始了我在一個網站上寫的一個角色在唱歌。

  • IN A CAR WITH GEORGE MICHAEL.

    與喬治-邁克爾在一輛車上。

  • THE WAY TO GET THE SKETCHES IS THERE'S PRIME MINISTER IN THE

    獲得草圖的方法是有總理在。

  • SKETCH AND KAREN NIGHTLY AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE BUT THE WAY TO GET

    SKETCH和KAREN NIGHTLY和所有這些人,但如何獲得

  • THE SKETCHES TOGETHER IS YOU GO AND GET THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON

    草圖合集是你去得到最著名的人物。

  • AND THEN EVERYBODY ELSE WILL FALL IN LINE.

    然後所有人都會跟上。

  • SO IN BRITAIN THAT'S PAUL McCARTNEY, THEN THE EX-PRIME

    所以在英國,那是保羅-麥卡尼,然後是前總理。

  • MINISTER AND THEN EVERYBODY AFTER THAT.

    部長,然後是之後的每一個人。

  • I NEVER MET PAUL BUT WE ARRANGED A TIME TO SPEAK ON THE PHONE,

    我從來沒有見過保羅,但我們安排了一個時間 在手機上說話。

  • AND I HAD MY WHOLE PITCH READY BECAUSE, LOOK, HE'S PAUL

    我已經準備好了我的全部投球,因為,看,他是保羅。

  • McCARTNEY.

    麥卡尼:

  • HE DOES DON'T THESE THINGS KIND OF RANDOMLY, THEY'RE ALL VERY

    他不做這些事情有點隨意,他們都是非常的

  • PRECISE AND THOUGHT ABOUT.

    精確而周密的。

  • I EXPLAINED THE SKETCH THAT HE WAS THE BIG REVEAL AT THE END OF

    我解釋了他是最後的大揭祕的素描。

  • THE SKETCH.

    素描。

  • I SAID THIS CHARITY IS RAISING MONEY ON THIS FRIDAY NIGHT TO

    我說過,這個慈善機構正在籌集資金 在這個星期五晚上,以

  • GET A -- TO PAY FOR A VACCINE FOR CHILDREN TO PREVENT THEM

    獲得一個 -- -- 為兒童支付疫苗費用,以防止他們。

  • GETTING MALARIA, AND THAT VACCINE COSTS $4, AND AFTER THIS

    得到馬拉里亞,和疫苗成本4美元,並在此後的。

  • SKETCH GOES OUT, PEOPLE CAN DOWNLOAD AND BUY THIS SKETCH FOR

    草圖出爐後,人們可以下載併購買這幅草圖。

  • THE EQUIVALENT OF $4.

    相當於4美元。

  • AND, SO, WHETHER YOU WANT TO ADMIT IT OR DON'T WANT TO ADMIT

    所以,不管你是願意承認還是不願意承認

  • IT, THAT IT'S A FACT THAT, IF YOU DO THIS SKETCH, SOME

    它,這是一個事實,如果你做這個素描,一些

  • CHILDREN WON'T DIE, BUT IT'S UP TO YOU.

    孩子們不會死,但這取決於你。

  • AND HE WENT, BLOODY, OH, JAMES, I'VE HEARD SOME PITCHES IN MY

    他走了,血腥的,哦,詹姆斯,我已經聽到了一些投球在我的。

  • TIME.

    時間。

  • I SAID, THAT'S NOTHING, MY WIFE WAS PREGNANT AT THE TIME AND MY

    我說,這沒什麼,我妻子當時懷孕了,而我的。

  • NEXT THING WAS TO SAY IF YOU SAID NO TO THAT, I WAS GOING TO

    下一步是說,如果你不同意,我就會...

  • SAY I WOULD NAME MY UNBORN SON AFTER YOU.

    說我會給我未出生的兒子取名,以你的名字。

  • HE SAID, DONE, I WILL DO THE SKETCH IF YOU DO THAT.

    他說,完成了,如果你這麼做,我就畫素描。

  • WE DID THE SKETCH.

    我們做了草圖。

  • A FEW MONTHS LATER, AND MY SON WAS BORN AND WE NAMED HIM MAX

    幾個月後,我的兒子出生了,我們給他取名叫 "MAX"。

  • McCARTNEY CORDON.

    McCARTNEY CORDON.

  • CORDEN.

    CORDEN:

  • I SENT PAUL A PICTURE AND HE SAID I WAS JOKING.

    我發了保羅的照片,他說我是在開玩笑。

  • THREE DAYS LATER, AND THIS IS A MEASURE OFO WHAT KIND OF MAN HE

    三天後,這是衡量他是什麼人的標準

  • IS, THIS BEAUTIFUL SORT OF CASHMERE BLANKET ARRIVED AND

    是的,這種美麗的Cashmere類型的手帕到達和。

  • EMBROIDERED IN THE CORNER IT SAYS "TO MAX, FROM ONE

    拐角處印有 "TO MAX, FROM ONE "字樣。

  • McCARTNEY TO ANOTHER, LOVE YOUR UNCLE PAUL."

    麥卡尼到另一個, 愛你的保羅叔叔。"

  • AND I WAS, LIKE, OH, MY GOD.

    我是,喜歡,哦,我的上帝。

  • IT'S ASTONISHING, HE ALWAYS KNOWS HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL

    這是驚人的,他總是知道如何讓你覺得。

  • GREAT.

    偉大的。

  • HE DOES.

    他做的。

  • >> Stephen: JAMES, WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK.

    >> Stephen:詹姆斯,我們必須採取一個快速的休息。

  • YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES.

    你知道怎麼做的。

  • STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.

    堅持下去,每一個人。

  • WHEN WE COME BACK, I'LL ASK JAMES ABOUT THE RUMORED

    等我們回來後,我會問詹姆斯關於傳聞中的事情。

  • LEGENDARY CAT'S BUTT HOLE CUT.

    傳說中的貓咪臀部切口。

  • YOU THINK I'M KIDDING BUT I'M GOING TO.

    你以為我在開玩笑,但我要去。

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