And this is everything I eat in a day.

而這是我一天吃的所有東西。

The first thing I do when I wake up is just cursed The fact that I am still alive it has been such a rough year, and I'm just like, please will death come and take me away.

我醒來後做的第一件事就是詛咒我還活著 這一年來我過得很艱難，我就想，請死神來帶我走。

But upon waking up, I realized I still have to be here.

但醒來後，我發現我還是要在這裡。

And so I just kind of like, OK, tell myself I'm gonna be okay.

所以我只是有點像，OK，告訴自己我會沒事的。

And I'm gonna have some coffee.

我要去喝點咖啡。

I eat first thing in the morning.

我早上第一件事就是吃飯。

For me, a breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

對我來說，早餐是一天中最重要的一餐。

I have coffee and I have a smoothie.

我喝咖啡，我喝冰沙。

I turn on the kettle on the stove.

我打開爐子上的水壺。

Then I pulled down my ninja.

然後我拉下了我的忍者。

I put it on the window sill because I used my coffee grinder the wrong way, and it blew out all the circuits on my countertop.

我把它放在窗臺上，因為我用錯了咖啡研磨機的方式，它把我檯面上的所有電路都炸壞了。

Uh, s O.

呃，S O。

I put it on my window sill and I plug it into the wall so I get out to frozen bananas, which my lovely chef friend taught me to always keep on hand.

我把它放在我的窗臺上，我把它插在牆上，這樣我就可以出去吃冷凍香蕉，我可愛的廚師朋友教我永遠保持在手邊。

Hello.

你好啊

Good to have a couple of bananas in hand at all times.

好在手上隨時都有幾根香蕉。

Then I get out on orange and a half cup of yogurt, plain or vanilla.

然後，我在橙子和半杯酸奶，原味或香草的基礎上出來。

If I've been like really good and then I toss it all in the blender, blend it up.

如果我一直喜歡真正的好，然後我把它全部扔進攪拌機，混合起來。

That's the only ingredients that I put in my smoothie because hello, I'm trying to eat whole foods that are good for my body, so I don't put any process to refined sugar in there.

這是我在冰沙中唯一放的食材，因為你好，我想吃對身體有益的全食物，所以我不放任何加工到精製糖在裡面。

It's just all natural, wonderful things, plus whatever yogurt is, you know, basically the unfrozen ice cream of my dreams.

這只是所有的自然，美好的東西，再加上什麼酸奶，你知道，基本上是我夢想中的解凍冰淇淋。

And then the kettle is going.

然後，水壺要。

So it's time for coffee.

所以是時候喝咖啡了。

I am a coffee drinker.

我是一個喝咖啡的人。

I am from Seattle, which is where American coffee was born.

我來自西雅圖，那裡是美國咖啡的發源地。

There is no way for me to go without it.

沒有它，我是沒有辦法的。

I remember as a kid watching my mother on camping trips, pouring grounds into a cup of hot water and then just drinking the coffee from beneath the ground so she had like, a grounds mustache.

我記得小時候看我媽媽在野營旅行時，把咖啡渣倒進一杯熱水裡，然後就把咖啡從地底下喝了，所以她就有了像，一個咖啡渣的鬍子。

That's how serious we are about having coffee under any condition.

這就是我們對任何條件下喝咖啡的認真態度。

So I have mine in a little bit more refined of a manner.

所以我的方式更精緻一些。

I put it through an arrow press into my Nicole Kidman Cup, which goes with me everywhere I go, because so does she.

我把它通過一個箭頭按到我的妮可-基德曼杯裡，我走到哪裡都會帶著它，因為她也是。

And I have it with just a splash of whole milk to treat myself.

而我吃的時候只需要加點全脂牛奶就可以犒勞自己。

Usually after breakfast, I start my work day, and that means getting in an uber and heading to the Bronx, where I have my work studio where I do all of my cameos to greet fans.

通常吃完早飯後，我就開始一天的工作，也就是坐上uber去布朗克斯區，那裡有我的工作工作室，我在那裡做我所有的客串，迎接粉絲。

It's where I make my wigs.

這是我做假髮的地方。

It's where I so my outfits, it's where I put on my makeup.

我在這裡穿衣服，在這裡化妝。

It's where I live, my drag life, and when I am there, I am focused 100%.

這是我生活的地方，我的變裝生活，當我在那裡的時候，我百分百的專注。

I usually get my lunch at around two or three PM Basically, it's based on how much I'm suffering.

我一般都是在下午兩三點左右吃午飯，基本上是根據自己的痛苦程度而定。

When I feel like I can't take it anymore, I'm gonna have a sugar crash and, like, Hulk out.

當我覺得我不能再忍受的時候，我就會發糖，然後，就像，綠巨人一樣。

That's when I order my lunch.

那是我點午餐的時候。

For me, the only health food in the world is sushi.

對我來說，世界上唯一的健康食品就是壽司。

I will order myself to teriyaki sushi rolls, um, and eagerly look out the window every 30 seconds to make sure that I'm not missing the delivery.

我會給自己點上照燒壽司卷，嗯，每隔30秒就會急切地看向窗外，確保自己沒有錯過送餐。

I am a huge snacker.

我是一個巨大的零食主義者。

My original name was Briana Cracker, as in bri on a cracker, and so you have to know that I love those kinds of foods so much, there's no possible way I can give them up and still be myself.

我的原名叫Briana Cracker，就像餅乾上的bri一樣，所以你要知道，我非常喜歡這類食物，我不可能放棄它們，還能做自己。

That's ridiculous.

太荒唐了

So I have a lot of snacks throughout the day.

所以我一整天都有很多零食。

I'll have some carrots with ranch dressing.

我要一些胡蘿蔔和沙拉醬。

If I'm being crazy because I am a Jewish girl, I will have a mozza cracker with some peanut butter on it or plain because hello, it's the original cracker.

如果因為我是個猶太女孩而瘋狂，我會吃一塊莫扎餅乾，上面加點花生醬，或者原味的，因為你好，這是原始的餅乾。

And same for me.

我也一樣。

A typical dinner is Zundel's.

典型的晚餐是Zundel的。

I just got myself a spiral Isar and I will get a zucchini.

我剛剛給自己買了一個螺旋形的伊莎爾，我將買一個小葫蘆。

I will put it in the machine and I will turn it into Zundel's and it is the greatest activity in the world.

我把它放在機器裡，我要把它變成宗德爾的，這是世界上最偉大的活動。

So I'll have some spiral I zucchini.

那我就吃點螺旋I西葫蘆。

I'll have some spiral ized beats.

我要一些螺旋式的節奏。

I'll have some spiral eyes, carrots.

我要一些螺旋眼，胡蘿蔔。

I'll throw them all together and put a nice pesto dressing over the top to give it a little bit of flavor.

我會把它們放在一起，然後在上面放上香蒜醬，讓它有一點味道。

If it's time, if it's the right season, I'll have some wonderful cherry tomatoes with that as well.

如果有時間，如果是合適的季節，我也會有一些美妙的櫻桃番茄與之搭配。

But basically this huge spiral eyes salad looks like noodles, so it fools me into thinking I'm actually having some carbs, and that makes my spirit happy.

但基本上這個巨大的螺旋眼沙拉看起來像麵條，所以它欺騙了我，讓我以為我真的吃了一些碳水化合物，這讓我的精神很高興。

My favorite meal to cook is chili, because if you are feeling sad and you are feeling cold and you are feeling most of all lazy, the easiest thing you could do is get a can of pinto beans, a can of kidney beans, a can of black beans, some ground beef and some yellow corn and fry them all together like Come on.

我最喜歡做的飯菜是辣椒，因為如果你感覺到悲傷，你感覺到寒冷，你感覺到最重要的是懶惰，最簡單的事情就是買一罐小豆子，一罐芸豆，一罐黑豆，一些牛肉粉和一些黃玉米，然後把它們一起炒，就像來吧。

If you're feeling fancy, you can put a can of tomato paste in there and show glam.

如果你覺得花哨，可以放一罐番茄醬在裡面，展現魅力。

You have some delicious chili and you can spice it whatever way you want.

你有一些美味的辣椒，你可以用任何你想要的方式來調味。

Thio.

Thio.

My God, it's almost time.

我的天，時間差不多了。

Yes, I do a little late night snacking.

是的，我也會吃點夜宵。

If for some reason pizza has found its way into my house, I will indulge and have one little slice.

如果因為某些原因，披薩找到了我家，我會放縱自己，吃上一小塊。

It's just it's not even bread.

只是它連麵包都不是。

It's like flatbread.

這就像扁平面包。

It's basically pita.

基本上是皮塔。

It's basically a health food.

基本上是一種健康食品。

I have pizza with everything on it.

我的披薩上什麼都有。

It's got some broccoli.

它有一些西蘭花。

Pepperoni cheese is tomato sauce.

辣香腸奶酪是番茄醬。

Hello, Tomatoes are a fruit, Okay, And then it has, of course, the pizza dough, which is Brett.

你好，西紅柿是一種水果，好吧，然後它有，當然，披薩麵糰，這是佈雷特。

This is why every single New Yorker believes that pizza is the perfect food because it has all of the groups, including the salts and fats at the very tip of the pyramid at the very tip of the pizza.

這就是為什麼每一個紐約人都認為披薩是完美的食物，因為它擁有所有的群體，包括披薩金字塔最尖端的鹽和脂肪。

And it is wonderful.

而它是美好的。

My favorite food city in the world is Stockholm, Sweden, because at any time of day you could get yourself some certified Ikea meatballs with those little Berries in lots of gravy.

世界上我最喜歡的美食城市是瑞典的斯德哥爾摩，因為在一天中的任何時候，你都可以給自己買到一些經過認證的宜家肉丸，還有那些小貝里的大量肉汁。

It is so delicious and they have pastries and they have a wonderful cappuccinos, everything that you could possibly want.

它是如此美味，他們有糕點，他們有一個美妙的卡布奇諾，一切你可能想要的。

It's there, and it's fresh in Stockholm because everything in Stockholm is perfect.

它就在那裡，在斯德哥爾摩很新鮮，因為斯德哥爾摩的一切都很完美。

So that's everything I eat in a day.

所以這就是我一天吃的所有東西。

Oh, and I can't wait to have a bowl of chili, No.

哦，我迫不及待地想吃一碗辣椒，不。