Gotcha.

抓到你了

And recently a friend of mine recommended how to date men when you hate men upon reading the title, I was incredibly excited.

而最近我的一個朋友推薦了當你討厭男人的時候如何和男人約會，看到這個標題後，我無比興奮。

I thought I would open this book and immediately be greeted with the key to navigating dating in a world where I both love and fear men in equal measure.

我以為翻開這本書，馬上就會迎來在我這個既愛又怕男人的世界裡交友的鑰匙。

I mean, beyond just the disappointment, frustration and awkwardness of dating.

我的意思是，超越只是失望， 挫折和尷尬的約會。

There's all the survival prep you have to do.

你要做的生存準備都在這裡了。

Like sending a pin of my location a time limit for when my friend should hear from me by and a code word just in case I'm being held against my will.

比如發送一個我的位置圖... ...一個我的朋友應該在什麼時候收到我的消息的時間限制... ...還有一個暗號... ...以防我被人強行扣留。

Because the advice my father gave me when it came to dating was three words Don't get murdered.

因為我父親在約會時給我的建議是三個字，不要被謀殺。

All right, sweetie, you got your pepper spray appointed Kitty key Chain weapon, A GPS tracking necklace and roofie detecting nail polish.

好了，親愛的，你得到了你的胡椒噴霧指定Kitty鑰匙鏈武器， GPS跟蹤項鍊和roofie檢測指甲油。

Plus 20 years of hand to hand combat.

再加上20年的徒手作戰。

Thanks to yours truly.

謝謝你們

Have a great time, sweetie.

玩得開心點，親愛的。

I hope you have so much fun.

希望你玩得開心。

Just relax.

放鬆點

Have fun yourself.

你自己玩吧

And I hope you need a really nice man.

我希望你需要一個真正的好男人。

And look, I'm not saying that women should know how to defend themselves.

聽著，我不是說女人要懂得保護自己。

I absolutely value and advocate for self defense.

我絕對重視和提倡自衛。

And though murder is never totally off my mind, I know that the worst I encounter are Peter Pants on.

雖然謀殺從來沒有完全離開我的腦海，我知道我遇到的最糟糕的是彼得褲子上。

No ever saddling dull, picky bankers.

不曾給呆板的、挑剔的銀行家們配上馬鞍。

Hi.

嗨，我的天

It's me popping up here and there, just in case.

這是我在這裡和那裡突然出現，以防萬一。

Someday I want to cash in on this on players.

總有一天，我想在玩家身上兌現。

Okay, So, like, I got you a toothbrush, huh?

好吧，所以，像，我給你一個牙刷，是吧？

Yeah, there was, like a sail it like Costco.

是的，有，就像好市多一樣的帆。

So I bought a whole pack.

所以我買了一整包。

So whoever needs one could have one now what?

所以，誰需要誰就可以有一個現在什麼？

But it's kind of funny that every time I go out on a date, I hope that instead of meeting someone who could potentially end my life, I'm hoping that I meet someone I can start a life with.

但有點好笑的是，每次我出去約會，我希望不是遇到一個有可能結束我生命的人，而是希望我遇到一個可以開始生活的人。

Wow, thistles.

哇，鐵蒺藜。

Like our third date.

就像我們的第三次約會。

All right, So, like, what are we men?

好吧，那麼，我們男人是什麼？

Look, we don't hate you to quote the book.

聽著，我們並不討厭你引用這本書。

I love men individually, but as a group, I hate the systematic oppression of women and the patriarchy.

我愛男人的個體，但作為一個群體，我痛恨對女性的系統性壓迫和父權制。

And the book, unfortunately, isn't exactly a how to manual, but more of a comedic philosophical exploration of dating in general.

而遺憾的是，這本書並不完全是一本怎樣的手冊，更多的是對約會一般的喜劇性哲學探討。

But since I want to deliver on the premise of this video.

但既然我想兌現這個視頻的前提。

Here is my advice.

這是我的建議。

Know that there are good men in abundance.

要知道，好男人多的是。

There are kind, generous, loving men who are looking to settle down or whatever idea you have for your perfect relationship.

有善良、慷慨、有愛心的男人，他們正在尋找安定下來或任何你對完美關係的想法。

And I know that you, as a woman may feel frustrated on a personal, professional and societal level, and you may feel ready to give up.

我知道，作為一個女人，你可能會在個人、職業和社會層面感到沮喪，你可能會感到準備放棄。

But all it takes is one.

但只需要一個。

All it takes is one person to change everything.

只需要一個人就能改變一切。

And honestly, you never know when they're around the corner.

說實話，你永遠不知道他們什麼時候會出現在拐角處。

I'm Anaconda and thank you so much toe audible For sponsoring today's video, audible members get more than ever before.

我是Anaconda，非常感謝你對今天視頻的贊助，audible會員獲得的收益比以往更多。

Every month you can choose one audiobook, regardless of the price, plus two audible originals from a fresh selection.

每個月可以選擇一本有聲書，不分價格，外加兩本新鮮的有聲原版書。

On top of that, members get access to exclusive guided fitness and meditation programs, and you can go to a U.

除此之外，會員還可以參加專屬的引導式健身和冥想項目，你可以去U。

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B l e dot com slash anna或文字annatto 505 100瀏覽他們無與倫比的音頻內容選擇。

I recently listened to how to date men when you hate men from Blyth Robertson and then immediately went out to buy a hard copy of the book as a prop for this video because I was like, Wow, I have to talk about this I found her humorous take on dating absurdly relatable.

我最近聽了如何與男人約會，當你討厭男人時，從Blyth Robertson，然後立即出去買了一本硬拷貝的書，作為這個視頻的道具，因為我很喜歡，哇，我必須談論這個我發現她對約會的幽默採取荒謬的可親。

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在有限的時間內，以每月6 95元的價格獲得三個月的audible。

That's more than half off the regular price each month.

每月比正價優惠一半以上。

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選擇一本有聲書加兩本有聲原著。

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免費，請訪問audible dot com slash a n n a或給Anna發短信至505 100。

Give yourself the gift of listening.

給自己一份傾聽的禮物。