Name: 為什麼巧克力的情節如此傳奇？| 海綿寶寶 (Why the CHOCOLATE Episode is so Legendary ?? | SpongeBob)
Uploaded: 2020-12-15T21:55:31.000Z
Duration: 6 min 39 s

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From rags to riches, and even a little romance.

從破爛到富貴，甚至還有一點浪漫。

How long have you two ladies known together?

Why is Chocolate With Nuts so rich with business tips?

為什麼 "巧克力與堅果 "的經營技巧如此豐富？

It started as many lessons do, with a twist of fate.

它的開始就像很多課程一樣，命運的轉折。

That's funny. I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.

真有意思 That's funny.我不記得訂閱了《花樣生活文摘》。

A taste of luxury would leave these two inspired.

奢華的味道會讓這兩個人受到啟發。

Hey Squidward, how did the people in that magazine get all that money?

嘿，章魚哥，那家雜誌社的人怎麼會有那麼多錢？

Tip number one: money can be exchanged for goods and services,

技巧一：金錢可以換取商品和服務。

Quick, Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything

快，派翠克，如果你能有什麼東西的話

in the world right now, what would it be?

在現在的世界上，它會是什麼？

That's a great idea, Pat. We'll be traveling chocolate bar salesmen.

這是個好主意, Pat.我們將成為巡迴巧克力棒推銷員.

And suddenly, they were on the road to riches.

突然間，他們就走上了致富之路。

是的，先生，不管有沒有堅果。

Tip number two: variety is the spice of life.

技巧二：品種是生活的調味劑。

快跑，海綿寶寶！快跑，派大星！

Good morning, sir. Would you like to buy some chocolate?

早上好，先生。你想買些巧克力嗎？

You know, my mom always said chocolate goes straight to her butt.

你知道，我媽媽總是說，巧克力會直接進入她的屁股。

would be caught dead without one of these.

如果沒有這些東西就會被抓死。

the world's premium chocolate bar carrying case,

世界上最優質的巧克力棒便攜箱。

complete with a deluxe full velvet lining.

Pineapple orange coating, and a platinum painted composite zipper!

菠蘿橙塗層，以及鉑金漆複合拉鍊!

Huh? Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?

咦？你不是賣給我們這些糖果袋的那個人嗎？

But it looks to me like you fellas have got a lot of bags there.

但在我看來，你們這幫傢伙有很多包。

你們這兩個女殺手也太聰明瞭吧

without one of my patented candy bar bag carrying bags.

如果沒有我的專利糖果棒袋提袋。

The CBBC 474, complete with limited edition cherry red finish.

牛熊證474，配以限量版櫻桃紅飾面。

I forgot these bad boys were still on the market.

我忘了這些壞孩子還在市場上。

But against all odds, Squarepants and Star Incorporated

但是，在所有的困難中，方塊和星際公司。

So they began to look up for inspiration.

Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell this many.

好吧，如果他們不誇大事實，也許就不會賣這麼多。

That's it, Patrick, we've gotta stretch the truth.

就是這樣，帕特里克，我們得把真相擴大化。

How are they gonna lie to such a foxy fish?

他們怎麼會騙這麼一條狐狸魚呢？

怎麼了？怎麼這麼大呼小叫的？

Hubba hubba! Two darlings in one dwelling? Things are looking up.

哈巴哈巴！兩個寶貝在一個地方住？事情有眉目了

Your just can't wait for me to die, can you?

I know, their words are like sugar on your ear lobes.

我知道，他們的話就像在你的耳垂上撒糖。

I could listen to these two vixens for the rest of my days.

我可以聽這兩個狐狸精說上一輩子。

I remember when they first invented chocolate.

我記得他們第一次發明巧克力的時候

來吧，海綿寶寶別把事情搞砸了

哦，但這巧克力不是用來吃的。

- No, no, no, no! - Live forever, you say?

- 不，不，不，不，不！你說永生？

很好的一個。現在問她的號碼。

If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time.

如果我們一直誇大事實，很快就會花樣百出。

Hello, sir, would you like to buy a chocolate bar?

你好，先生，你要買巧克力棒嗎？

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