WHITE HOUSE WHERE THIS WEEKEND THEY

白宮這週末在哪裡？

CONTINUED TO THROW PACKED HOLIDAY PARTIES WITH UNMASKED

繼續舉辦包裝好的節日派對，與不加掩飾的。

GUESTS.

客人：

I HOPE THEY MAKE THE MOST OF CHRISTMAS, BECAUSE NEW YEARS IS

我希望他們能充分利用聖誕節，因為新年是

GONNA BE A PARTY IN THE I.C.U.

要在I.C.U.開派對了

OF COURSE, THE WHITE HOUSE ALREADY KICKED OFF THE HOLIDAYS

當然，白宮已經開始放假了。

BY UNVEILING FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP'S CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.

通過揭曉第一夫人梅蘭妮亞-特朗普的聖誕裝飾。

AND FOLLOWING YEARS OF CONTROVERSIAL CHOICES, THIS YEAR

在經歷了數年的艱難抉擇之後，今年又有了新的選擇。

SHE WENT WITH SOMETHING TRULY UNEXPECTED: CHRISTMAS

她帶著一些真正意想不到的東西去了。聖誕節

DECORATIONS.

裝飾：

AND THE FIRST LADY ALSO RELEASED HER USUAL HOLIDAY VIDEO WHERE

而第一夫人也發佈了她平常的節日視頻，在那裡。

SHE WANDERS AROUND THE WHITE HOUSE, LOOKING AT DECORATIONS

她在白宮周圍徘徊，看著裝飾品。

ALL BY HERSELF.

全靠自己。

IT'S LIKE A SCENE FROM A "HOME ALONE" MOVIE, BUT WITH FEWER

這就像 "獨自回家 "電影中的場景，但少了點什麼

APPEARANCES BY THE PRESIDENT.

主席的出席：

ANTICIPATION FOR THESE DECORATIONS WAS HIGHER THAN

對這些裝飾品的預期高於預期。

USUAL THIS YEAR, BECAUSE THE DAY BEFORE SHE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH

今年，因為前一天她被診斷出患有。

COVID, A WOMAN WHO PRETENDED TO BE HER FRIEND RELEASED SECRETLY

一個假裝是她朋友的女人COVID被祕密釋放了。

RECORDED CONVERSATIONS IN WHICH THE FIRST LADY CHANNELS

第一夫人發表的談話記錄

HER INNER GRINCH.

她內心的GRINCH。

>> THEY SAY I'M COMPLICIT.

>> 他們說我很複雜。

I'M THE SAME LIKE HIM, I SUPPORT HIM.

我和他一樣，我支持他。

I DON'T SAY ENOUGH, I DON'T DO ENOUGH--

我沒有說夠，我沒有做夠 --

>> NO, NOPE.

>> 沒有，沒有。

>> WHERE I AM.

>> 我在哪裡。

I PUT-- I'M WORKING LIKE A-- MY ASS OFF AT--

我把... ... 我的工作像一個... ... 我的屁股關閉在... ...

>> I KNOW.

>> 我知道。

>> -- CHRISTMAS STUFF, THAT YOU KNOW WHO GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT

>> -- 聖誕節的東西，你知道誰給一個（BLEEP）關於

CHRISTMAS STUFF AND DECORATION?

聖誕節的東西和裝飾？

>> STEPHEN: OKAY, SOUNDS BAD, BUT THE PRESIDENT WAS RIGHT:

>> 好吧，聽起來很糟糕，但總統是對的。

WE'RE SAYING CHRISTMAS AGAIN.

我們又在說聖誕節了。

SHE DIDN'T SAY "WHO GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT HAPPY HOLIDAY

她沒有說："誰會給你一個(BLEEP)快樂的節日。

STUFF."

東西。"

SO, HAS THE FIRST LADY FOUND THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON?

那麼，第一夫人找到季節的精神了嗎？

HERE TO TELL US VIA SATELLITE FROM WASHINGTON, PLEASE WELCOME

在這裡通過衛星從華盛頓告訴我們，請歡迎。

MELANIA TRUMP!

梅蘭妮亞-特朗普！

MADAME FIRST LADY, THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME.

第一夫人，謝謝你的加入。

>> MERRY HELLO AND VERY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, STEPHEN!

>> 祝你聖誕快樂，史蒂芬！

>> STEPHEN: AND TO YOU.

>> 還有你。

I HAVE TO ASK ABOUT HOSTING ALL THESE HOLIDAY PARTIES AT THE

我必須問一下在這裡舉辦這些節日派對的事情。

WHITE HOUSE.

白宮：

AREN'T YOU WORRIED YOUR GUESTS COULD GET SICK?

你不擔心你的客人會生病嗎？

>> OH, WHO DOESN'T WAKE UP A LITTLE SICK AFTER A GOOD PARTY?

>> 哦，誰不醒來有點生病後，一個良好的聚會？

BESIDES, I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED NAUSEA A SIDE EFFECT OF SPENDING

另外，我一直認為噁心是花錢的副作用。

AN EVENING WITH MY HUSBAND.

與我丈夫的夜晚。

HEY-OH!

嘿，哦！

>> STEPHEN: OKAY.

>> OKAY。

GOOD.

好的。

( GAGGING ) >> Stephen: NOW I SEE YOUR

( 嘎嘎 ) >> 斯蒂芬:現在我看到了你的

TREES THERE.

那裡的樹。

IT SEEMS LIKE YOU WENT WITH MORE TRADITIONAL DECORATIONS THIS

看起來你好像用了更多的傳統裝飾，這個

YEAR?

年？

>> YES, AFTER YEARS OF BUYING SPOOKY DECORATIONS FROM THE

>> 是的，經過多年的購買恐怖的裝飾品，從 "世界之窗"。

HALLOWEEN STORE, I FINALLY WANTED TO EXPRESS THE REAL

HALLOWEEN STORE，我終於想表達真實的想法了。

MELANIA.

梅拉尼亞：

SO, I TOOK THESE BEAUTIFUL, PERFECTLY HAPPY TREES, DRAGGED

所以，我把這些美麗的，完美的幸福的樹，拖著。

THEM INTO THE WHITE HOUSE, AND COVERED THEM IN GLITZ SO YOU

把他們送進白宮，然後用閃閃發光的東西蓋住他們，這樣你就能看到他們了。

DON'T REALIZE THEY'RE SLOWLY DYING INSIDE.

不知道他們的內心正在慢慢枯萎。

>> STEPHEN: WELL, IT LOOKS GREAT.

>> 看起來很不錯。

AND I'M ACTUALLY CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHRISTMAS.

而且我真的很好奇你對聖誕節的看法。

BECAUSE THAT TAPE OF YOU REALLY MADE IT SOUND LIKE YOU DON'T

因為你的那盤帶子讓它聽起來像你不知道

CARE FOR IT.

照顧它。

>> STEPHEN, THAT TAPE WAS JUST "LOCKER ROOM TALK."

>> 那捲帶子只是 "鎖房談話"。

BESIDES, I WAS JUST QUOTING FROM MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS CAROL.

此外，我只是引用 從我最喜歡的聖誕頌歌。

♪ WHO GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT CHRISTMAS?

誰給了一個（BLEEP） 關於聖誕節？

♪ YES, WHO GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT CHRISTMAS?

是的，誰會在乎聖誕節？

OH, WHO GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT CHRISTMAS STUFF

哦，誰給一個（BLEEP） 關於聖誕節的東西。

AND DECOR-A-TIONS ♪ >> Stephen: AS BEAUTIFUL AS

和裝飾品 >> 史蒂芬：作為美麗的作為

THAT WAS -- AND IT WAS ABSOLUTELY LOVELY -- I WANT TO

那是 - 它是絕對可愛的 - 我想

POINT OUT THOSE ARE NOT THE LYRICS TO THE SONG.

指出這些不是歌曲的歌詞。

>> OH, REALLY?

>> 哦，真的嗎？

THEN WHY IS IT ON MY ALBUM "NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL SECRETLY

那為什麼它出現在我的專輯 "NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL SECRETLY "中呢？

RECORDED CHRISTMAS!"?

錄製的聖誕節！"？

>> STEPHEN: OKAY, SWITCHING GEARS: THERE ARE RUMORS THAT

>> 好吧，轉換一下話題，有傳言說

YOU'RE TAKING MEETINGS WITH PUBLISHERS.

你在和出版商開會。

ARE YOU WRITING A BOOK?

你在寫書嗎？

>> YES, I AM HARD AT WORK ON MY WHITE HOUSE MEMOIR.

>> 是的，我正在努力工作在我的白宮回憶錄。

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME?

你想聽聽嗎？

>> STEPHEN: UM...

>> UM...

>> "MY FAMILY LIVED IN THE SOUTH SHORE NEIGHBORHOOD OF CHICAGO,

>> "我的家人住在芝加哥的南岸區。

IN A TIDY BRICK BUNGALOW THAT BELONGED--

在一個整潔的磚瓦平房裡，屬於 --

>> STEPHEN: MADAM FIRST LADY, YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.

>> 第一夫人，你又來了。

THAT'S CLEARLY PLAGIARIZED FROM MICHELLE OBAMA'S MEMOIR

這顯然是在米歇爾-奧巴馬的回憶錄中排出來的。

"BECOMING."

"成為。"

>> HOW DARE YOU!

>> 你怎麼敢！

THAT IS FROM MY BOOK: "HASHTAG-BE-BEST-COMING."

這是從我的書："HASHTAG -BEST -COMING。"

IT'S GOING TO BE A BE-BESTSELLER.

這將是一個暢銷書。

CALL ME, OPRAH BOOK CLUB!

打電話給我，OPRAH書友會!

>> STEPHEN: OKAY, NOW THERE ARE RUMORS THAT UNLIKE THE PRESIDENT

>> 好的，現在有傳言說，不喜歡總統的人。

YOU'VE ACCEPTED THE ELECTION RESULTS AND JUST WANT TO MOVE

你已經接受了選舉結果，只想搬家。

ON?

開？

>> YES, STEPHEN.

>> 是的，STEPHEN。

IT'S LIKE I KEEP TELLING MY HUSBAND: DONALD, IT'S OVER.

就像我一直跟我丈夫說的那樣："DONALD，一切都結束了。

WE BOTH KNOW IT ENDED AWHILE AGO. NOW WE JUST NEED TO ACCEPT

我們都知道它早就結束了 現在我們只需要接受它

THAT AND KEEP GOING UNTIL THE PRENUP

那就一直到婚前協議為止吧

RUNS OUT.

跑出來。

>> Stephen: VERY ROMANTIC.

>> Stephen:非常浪漫的。

IN THAT CASE, WITH JUST A FEW WEEKS LEFT IN

在這種情況下，只有幾個星期的時間了

THE WHITE HOUSE, ARE THERE ANY OTHER FINAL THINGS YOU HOPE TO

白宮，你還有沒有其他最後的事情要做？

ACHIEVE AS FIRST LADY?

實現作為第一夫人？

>> PARDON ME, STEPHEN?

>> 對不起，史蒂芬？

>> STEPHEN: I SAID, "ARE THERE ANY OTHER FINAL THINGS--"

>> 我說："還有沒有其他最後的事情..."

>> NO, I HEARD YOU.

>> 不，我聽到了。

BEFORE LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE, I WANT MY HUSBAND TO PARDON ME.

在離開白宮之前，我希望我的丈夫能原諒我。

I CAN'T GO TO JAIL!

我不能去坐牢！

I DON'T WANT TO SHARE A CELL CAN KAYLIE McINERNY!

我不想分享一個細胞，可以凱莉麥金納！

>> STEPHEN: FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP, EVERYBODY!

>> 第一夫人梅蘭妮亞-特朗普，各位！

>> MERRY CHRISTMAS, STEPHEN!

>> 聖誕快樂，史蒂芬！

SEE YOU AT THE PARTIES!

派對上見!

>> STEPHEN: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHRISTOPHER WALKEN.

>> 我們很快就會回到克里斯托弗-沃肯的身邊。

YOU SHOULD HAVE THAT CHECKED OUT, MA'AM.

你應該檢查一下，夫人。