- what?

- 什麼

- Diana just slid into my Twitter DMS

- 戴安娜剛剛滑入我的推特DMS中。

and asked if I wanted to like, hang.

並問我要不要喜歡，掛。

- Oh my God,

- 哦，我的上帝。

- I know.

- 我知道，我知道

- What are you gonna say?

- 你想說什麼？

- She's super rad.

- 她是超級雷達。

And so obviously I wanna like meet her and stuff.

所以很明顯我想見見她之類的東西。

But is this a friend date or is it like a date date?

但這是朋友約會還是像約會一樣？

and I don't even know if she's queer.

我甚至不知道她是否是同志。

- Let me search.

- 讓我搜一下

(buttons clicking)

（按鈕點擊）

Okay. Her sexuality is not confirmed anywhere in a context

好吧，她的性取向在任何地方都沒有得到證實。

but Reddit seems to think she's a lesbian

但Reddit似乎認為她是一個女同性戀。

based on some circumstantial evidence.

根據一些間接證據；

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- I think the plan is,

- 我想計劃是：

I'm gonna go as though it's a friend hang

我要去，好像是朋友聚會一樣

but if we vibe,

但如果我們氛圍。

- I think that's a great plan.

- 我認為這是一個偉大的計劃。

- Oh my God.

- 哦，我的上帝。

What am I supposed to wear?

我應該穿什麼？

Because if it's a friend date, I can't be too done up.

因為如果是朋友約會，我不能太做作。

Otherwise it's embarrassing.

否則就很尷尬了。

But if it's a date date, I can't be too done down.

但如果是約會，我不能太做下來。

Otherwise, you know, I look like an idiot.

否則，你知道，我看起來像個白痴。

- Okay. Let's cut to a comedic montage

- 好吧，讓我們切入一個喜劇蒙太奇。讓我們切入一個喜劇蒙太奇。

trying on all your costumes

試穿你所有的服裝

so we can get our money's worth.

所以我們可以得到我們的錢的價值。

- Great idea.

- 好主意

- Editor. That's her cue.

- 編輯。這是她的提示。

- Come on, Tim.

- 來吧，蒂姆。

Come on. Next cuts.

來吧。下一刀。

Tim come on

添來

go Tim

赴任

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- okay. Just remember, just be yourself.

- 好吧。記住，做自己就好。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- Yeah... just be myself,

- 是啊... 做自己就好了

women don't make me nervous at all

巾幗不讓鬚眉

and trigger my deepest fears of rejection.

並引發我內心深處對被拒絕的恐懼。

It's fine.

沒事的

That they're so pretty.

他們是如此的漂亮。

That I feel deeply uncomfortable in their presence.

在他們面前我感到很不舒服。

If there's the subtlest romantic context,

如果有最微妙的浪漫背景。

while also feeling like a creep,

同時也覺得自己像個變態。

for hoping that there's a subtle romantic context

因為希望有一個微妙的浪漫背景。

it's gonna be okay.

它會好起來的。

- I take it back.

- 我把它收回去。

Don't be yourself.

不要做自己。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- Have fun.

- 玩得開心點

- Hello, darling.

- 你好，親愛的。

It is I @Anna Akana

是我 @Anna Akana

- It's so nice to finally meet you.

- 很高興終於見到你了。

I'm such a big fan of your work.

我真是你的忠實粉絲。

- And I of you as well. It's all fun

- 我和你也是。這一切都很有趣

may we have a merry companionship hang,

願我們有一個快樂的同伴掛。

whether its platonic or not.

無論其是否是柏拉圖式的。

- Yeah. Do you want a drink?

- 是啊，你想喝點什麼嗎？你想喝點什麼嗎？

- now?

- 現在？

Yeah, actually I would love an alcoholic beverage.

是啊，其實我很想喝杯酒。

- Okay, cool.

- 好吧，酷。

- Oh my god. She offered me a drink.

- 哦，我的上帝。她給我提供了一個飲料。

- Oh my god. It Sounds like a date.

- 哦，我的上帝。這聽起來像一個日期。

Wait, what are you wearing?

等等，你穿的是什麼？

- I, I freaked out the last second.

- 我，我最後一秒嚇壞了。

And I changed.

而我也改變了。

Don't worry.

別擔心

I fully regret it.

我完全後悔了。

Okay. She's coming back now. Bye.

好的，她現在回來了拜拜

- Hey, there you go.

- 嘿，你去那裡。

Hey, so I'm really glad you came over.

嘿，所以我真的很高興你過來。

- Me too.

- 我也是

- Yeah like. I've been wanting to meet you

- 是啊，喜歡。我一直想見見你

for a really, really long time.

真的，真的很長時間了。

You know,

你知道的

I try to be as vague as possible about my sexuality because

我對自己的性取向儘量模糊，因為

I'm in such a male dominated field.

我在這樣一個男性主導的領域。

I like people to wonder is she gay?

我喜歡人們去想她是不是同志？

Is she bi?

她是雙性戀嗎？

- Wow. Yeah.

- 哇哦是啊。

I've definitely wondered that myself

我也曾想過

recently in the past when I've seen you.

最近在過去我見到你的時候。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

So that's why I don't really post about my boyfriend online.

所以這也是為什麼我不怎麼在網上發我男朋友的消息。

- Oh, I'm, I'm a creepy boy.

- 哦，我，我是一個令人毛骨悚然的男孩。

I'm Anna Akana

我是Anna Akana

And thank you to the patrons who supported this video.

並感謝支持這個視頻的贊助人。

And to daddy Squarespace

和爸爸Squarespace

for sponsoring this real life non-date that I went on

為贊助這個現實生活中的非日期，我去了

daddy Squarespace has an all-in-one platform

爹地Squarespace有一個一體化的平臺。

to build a beautiful online presence

建立一個美麗的網上存在

and run your business.

並經營自己的生意。

Daddy Squarespace allows simultaneous posting

Daddy Squarespace允許同時發佈

so you can authenticate your social profiles

這樣您就可以驗證您的社會檔案

and auto-post your content across

並將您的內容自動發佈到

Twitter, Facebook or Tumblr.

Twitter、Facebook或Tumblr。

And you can do email campaigns.

而且你可以做電子郵件活動。

So unifying your brand voice

所以，統一你的品牌聲音

from your homepage to your emails has never been easier.

從您的主頁到您的電子郵件從未如此簡單。

And don't worry.

別擔心

You own all the content

您擁有所有的內容

that you put on the Squarespace platform

你放在Squarespace平臺上的

they offer one-click data portability

他們提供一鍵式數據移植

head to squarespace.com for a free trial.

前往squarespace.com進行免費試用。

And whenever you are ready to launch

而每當你準備好啟動

go to squarespace.com/anna

到squarespace.com/anna

to save 10% off your first purchase

首次購買可節省10%的費用

of a website or domain. Daddy Squarespace.

的網站或域名。爸爸Squarespace。