Name: 真希望能對室友說的那些事(Things you wish you could say to your roommate)
Uploaded: 2014-07-08T16:50:09.000Z
Duration: 1 min 52 s

過去進行式

I was really looking forward to having an apartment for myself

我真的很期待能自己有一間公寓

動名詞

I only like sharing food when it's your food.

我只喜歡分享食物當那是你的食物的時候

If I wait it's cause you had nerve to take a shower

Great! The sink is full of your dirty dishes

很好，這個水槽充滿了你的髒盤子

Now there is no room for my dirty dishes.

現在已經沒有空間放我的髒盤子

Hogging the TV is rude unless you and me watching Friday Night Lights.

霸占電視是一件很沒禮貌的事情，除非你我一起看Friday Night Lights.

because you have the nerve to entertain guests in our communal space!

因為你有種在我們的共用客廳招待你的朋友!

I hate it when you play music because it's your music.

我討厭你玩音樂因為只有你自己在玩

I wanna make noise but you're asleep and it's making me feel bad.

我想要弄點噪音吵醒你但那讓我感到糟糕

Why aren't you home every time I forget my keys

為什麼每次我忘記帶鑰匙的時後你總是不在家

but I still have a hard time concentrating when you're here

但當你在這邊還是讓我難以集中精神

I swear to god I must take out the garbage almost half the time.

我對天發誓我一定要常常扔掉這些垃圾

I just decided 5 minutes ago that the apartment should   be neater so fxxk you for not helping.

我五分鐘前剛決定這間公寓必需變得更乾淨 去x媽的不幫忙

that is my month to mail the rent because I forgot to buy stamps.

這個月該我繳房租了因為我忘記買郵票

oh my god how hard is it to fill   the breeder  when you finished with it.

老天!用完這個後順便把它裝滿是有多難

他x的你拉了屎在我們的共用廁所?