I only like sharing food when it's your food.

我只喜歡分享食物當那是你的食物的時候

If I wait it's cause you had nerve to take a shower

我等是因為你有種現在洗澡

not because I just woke up.

而不是因為我剛起來

Great! The sink is full of your dirty dishes

很好，這個水槽充滿了你的髒盤子

Now there is no room for my dirty dishes.

現在已經沒有空間放我的髒盤子

Your cleaning is distracting.

你現在打掃干擾到我了

Hogging the TV is rude unless you and me watching Friday Night Lights.

霸占電視是一件很沒禮貌的事情，除非你我一起看Friday Night Lights.

You slowing down my internet.

你在拉低我的網速

Go outside.

出去好嗎

I'm stuck being bored as hell in my room

我在我的房間快無聊到死了

because you have the nerve to entertain guests in our communal space!

因為你有種在我們的共用客廳招待你的朋友!

Tell your parents to go away

叫你父母走吧

I wanna smoke pot.

我想要吸大麻

I hate it when you play music because it's your music.

我討厭你玩音樂因為只有你自己在玩

Wake up.

醒醒

I wanna make noise but you're asleep and it's making me feel bad.

我想要弄點噪音吵醒你但那讓我感到糟糕

You make me feel bad about myself.

你讓我覺得自己很糟糕

Why aren't you home every time I forget my keys

為什麼每次我忘記帶鑰匙的時後你總是不在家

you're not doing anything,

即使你沒有做任何事

but I still have a hard time concentrating when you're here

但當你在這邊還是讓我難以集中精神

I swear to god I must take out the garbage almost half the time.

我對天發誓我一定要常常扔掉這些垃圾

I just decided 5 minutes ago that the apartment should be neater so fxxk you for not helping.

我五分鐘前剛決定這間公寓必需變得更乾淨 去x媽的不幫忙

I'm pissed off you.

我被你惹毛了

that is my month to mail the rent because I forgot to buy stamps.

這個月該我繳房租了因為我忘記買郵票

oh my god how hard is it to fill the breeder when you finished with it.

老天!用完這個後順便把它裝滿是有多難

Quick Email me about your utilities.

快Email我你的存在意義

I get it, I owe you money.

我知道了，我欠你錢

gross

好噁心!

you took a shit in our shared bathroom?

他x的你拉了屎在我們的共用廁所?

I have to wear clothes because of you.

因為你我必須要穿衣服

I miss my dead roommate......

我想念我那死去的室友