字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 It's one of our last shows of the year. Can you believe it? I mean, it's been crazy. I believe the end of the year is a great time to reflect on what you've accomplished and to take time to set your goals for the upcoming year. So, with that in mind, we asked some of our friends of the show to share their New Year's resolutions with us. Take a look. My New Year's resolution is to finally change my passcode from 1-2-3-4 to 1-2-3-4-5-6. To start reading the scripts in advance instead of yelling "line" on every single take. I'm going to introduce my catchphrase, "You just got smooved." Finally repair my relationship with Queen Elizabeth. To grow my hair out. But maybe I won't because I don't really feel like buying a brush. To stop listening to murder podcasts like I'm doing research, and to just go for it, you know? He deserves it. To not eat directly out of the garbage anymore. I'm inventing a new breakfast cereal called "Hunky Charms." It's just for body builders. I'm gonna add more apostrophes to my name, a whole ass-load of them. Start trusting my instincts more. To finally convince people to stop calling them [bleep] pics and instead call them screen peens. To finally get my high school ex to unblock me on Facebook. To stop ending fights with, "This ain't us!". To finally ditch my childhood imaginary friend. To create the American tuck. It's simple: You tuck the front of your shirt in and then spill ketchup all over it. Stop booking gigs on Cameo as Val Kilmer. When I pull up somewhere in my car, I'm going to stop pretending to be somebodies Uber driver. Stop calling masturbating to vintage pornography as getting into my "hot tug time machine." Stop talking about farting on television because it's making my publicist really sad. When the ball drops in Times Square, that I do not say that my... do that too. I had a baby two and a half months ago, so my New Year's resolution is to play more golf. To rip the FBI tag off my mattress. All right, usually I don't have a New Year's revol--Ah, [bleep]. Apparently, I need to learn how to speak properly for my New Year's resolution. Stop spending so much time looking at my phone in bed That's the whole reason I bought the iPad. Maybe make a New Year's resolution. To stop with the resolutions! Stop saying, "That's a no from me, dog." Hire whoever's repping Kel. To get some [bleep] sleep. Happy New Year, baby. Thanks to everyone who shared their New Year's resolutions. I hope they all come true.