[groaning]

[呻吟]

Disgusting.

噁心。

You people eat like anim...

你們這些人吃東西就像動畫...

Anim... anim...

動物......動畫...

[sneezing]

[打噴嚏]

[barking] Oh, that's my baby.

哦，那是我的寶貝。

Oh, my little baby.

哦，我的小寶貝。

Oh, no. You cannot bring a worm in here.

哦，不，你不能把蟲子帶到這裡來。你不能把蟲子帶到這裡來。

It's unclean.

這是不乾淨的。

And some of us are allerg...

而我們有些人是過敏...

[sneezing]

[打噴嚏]

What's with all the sniffy fits out here, Mr. Squidward?

這裡的人怎麼這麼多，章魚哥先生？

It's not my fault, Mr. Krabs.

這不是我的錯，蟹老闆。

She snuck a pet into the restaurant.

她偷偷地把寵物帶進了餐廳。

Oh, I didn't know my sweet little Fifi wasn't allowed.

哦，我不知道我可愛的小菲菲是不允許的。

[sneezing]

[打噴嚏]

Well, your sweet little Foofoo's gotta go.

好吧，你那可愛的小福娃得走了。

We have a strict policy.

我們有嚴格的政策。

No pets allowed.

不允許攜帶寵物。

What a shame.

真可惜

Krabby Patties are all my Fifi will eat these days.

這幾天我的菲菲只吃蟹皇堡。

I would have gladly paid double the price

我很樂意出雙倍的價錢

if it only meant she could have her favorite food.

如果這只是意味著她可以有她最喜歡的食物。

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

Ah, there, all fixed.

啊，好了，都搞定了。

See? Now: pets allowed.

看到了嗎？現在：可以養寵物。

Oh! How delightful.

多麼令人高興啊

Of course.

當然了

[sneezing]

[打噴嚏]

[laughing]

[笑]

I tell ya, Mr. Squidward,

我告訴你，章魚哥先生。

I'm making more money than Neptune!

我賺的錢比海王星還多!

[laughing]

[笑]

[sneezing]

[打噴嚏]

Hold it right there, Krabs.

站在那裡別動，蟹老闆

Oh, no! The health inspector.

哦，不！衛生檢查員。

Oh yes, the health inspector.

哦，對了，衛生檢查員。

And I'm afraid you can't run a restaurant

而且我怕你開不了餐館。

and a feed lot out of the same building.

並在同一棟樓裡建了一個飼養場。

It's unsanitary.

這是不衛生的。

I'm shutting you down.

我要把你關了

Unless you'll pick one.

除非你會選一個。

People or pets.

人或寵物。

[moaning]

[呻吟]

Ooh.

哦。

Ooh.

哦。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

I choose pets.

我選擇寵物。

What? No!

什麼？ - 不！什麼？

Alright, you heard the man.

好吧，你也聽到了

If you ain't a pet, you're trespassing.

如果你不是寵物，你就是擅自闖入。

Time to go, get a move on.

該走了，快走吧。

Wait a minute.

等一下

What about our pets?

那我們的寵物呢？

Oh. Well, don't worry.

哦，好吧，別擔心。好了，不要擔心。

I'll still be billing you for whatever they eat.

他們吃什麼，我還是會給你計費的。

Whoa!

哇！

[groaning]

[呻吟]

Ooh, Sandy.

哦，桑迪。

Your Alaskan bull worm certainly was hungry.

你的阿拉斯加公牛蟲肯定是餓了。

Sweet jawbone! I'm broke!

甜蜜的下巴骨！我破產了！

Looks like I'm eating canned nuts for the rest of the year.

看來我今年剩下的時間都要吃罐頭堅果了。

Welcome, little worm.

歡迎，小蟲子。

Here at the Krusty Krab it's a pet paradise.

在蟹堡王這裡，這裡是寵物的天堂。

Enjoy yourself and don't forget to order something to eat.

盡情享受吧，別忘了點些吃的。

[barking]

[吠叫]

Oh, maybe I'll order for you.

哦，也許我會為你訂購。

[laughing]

[笑]

Hey man, could I like, get a Krabby Patty to go?

嘿，夥計，我能不能拿個蟹皇堡去？

Sorry, pets only.

對不起，只能養寵物。

You can try your luck across the street.

你可以到街對面去試試運氣。

Aw, I don't wanna eat chum.

噢，我不想吃糖。

[laughing]

[笑]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[laughing]

[笑]

The house special.

房子特。

Ugh. It's great that my pets are eating and all but

唉。這是偉大的，我的寵物吃，所有的，但。

I'm still hungry.

我還是很餓

[moaning]

[呻吟]

[laughing]

[笑]

I wish I was a pet,

我希望我是一隻寵物。

so I could eat off the floor.

這樣我就可以在地上吃東西了。

You are eating off the floor.

你在吃地上的東西。

Yeah, but I wanna eat Krabby Patties off the floor.

是的，但我想吃地上的蟹皇堡。

The pink dude might have the right idea guys,

那個粉色的傢伙可能有正確的想法，夥計們。

if we dress up as pets...

如果我們打扮成寵物... ...

We can trick Krabs into serving us, of course!

當然，我們可以騙蟹老闆為我們服務!

If you want to make costumes, I have a craft corner.

如果你想做服裝，我有一個手工角。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Oh, boy!

哦，天啊！

Has anyone seen the glue?

有誰見過這種膠水？

[laughing]

[笑]

Now's my chance to sneak into the Krusty Krab in my pet, Spot.

現在我有機會開著我的寵物 "斑點 "溜進蟹堡王了。

[barking]

[吠叫]

[laughing]

[笑]

Hey... what's happening?

嘿... ... 發生了什麼事？

No, Spot! Stop digesting me, Spot!

不，斑點！不要再消化我了，斑點！

Bad Spot!

壞點！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[moaning]

[呻吟]

[barking]

[吠叫]

Barnacles.

藤壺。