so my life is pretty much a series of awkward moments

我的生活充滿了很多嚴重的尷尬時刻

but a lot of these awkward moments are result of me doing something by accident

但是...很多這些尷尬時刻是我意外發生的

These… are what I like to call "AWKWARD ACCIDENTS"

這些...是我喜歡稱他們為“尷尬的意外”

and if you don't know exactly what I mean

如果你不知道我指的是什麼

I'll give you a couple of examples

我給你幾個例子

like…when i'm walking on the street…minding my own business

比方說...我走在路上…想我自己的事情...

swaying my arms~back and forth

甩著我的手臂～來來回回

when my hand will just so happen to accidentally touch somebody else's hand

我的手就會剛好“意外地” 碰到別人的手～

or worse their "BUTT"

甚至 更糟糕的 別人的“屁股”

and most of the time this happened to people i don't even know

然後…每次都是碰到我完全不認識的人

and…it's just so awkward because i didn't mean to touch them at all

然後 就是這麼尷尬 因為我根本不是故意要去碰到他們的

but they'll give me this look like i was trying to hold their hand or grab their a**

但是他們會表現得像我是故意要去抓他們的手或是摸他們的屁股...

NO!!! BYE!

才不是呢！！！

another awkward accident that tends to happen a lot is calling somebody by accident

而另一個常發生的“尷尬的意外”是不小心打電話給別人

or commonly refer to as "butt dialing"

或有些人會歸類成…屁股撥電話...

now you would think because I have a touchscreen phone that this wouldn't happen to me

你一定會認為這絕對不會發生在你身上因為你有觸控式手機

but trust me… somehow... it does and it usually ends up putting me in a really really awkward situation

但是相信我～莫名其妙地 它就是會發生 這經常讓我陷入一個非常非常尷尬的情況

OMG! EW~you'll never guess who just texted me

我的天阿！ew~你不會想知道誰傳簡訊給我的

Britney~I cannot believe she's even trying to talk to me

是布蘭妮～我完全不敢相信他居然會想找我說話

(不小心撥電話了）

i mean…that b**ch is bunk

我的意思是…那個b**ch是個怪胎

oh~jenn's calling hello?

噢～jenn打來的 Hello?

did you see what you wore yesterday? it literally looks like something my grandma would wear

你有看到他昨天穿什麼嗎？那根本像是我阿嬷會穿的

another awkward thing that i'll accidentally do is

另一個尷尬的事情我會不小心做的是

think i see somebody i know from behind

從後面, 以為看到一個我認識的人

go up to them

追上去

and then…realize…that is not them

然後…才知道…那不是他

this seriously used to happen to me all the time when i was younger looking for my parents and it will result in me calling a random stranger my mom or my dad

這發生在當我還不熟悉我爸媽的長相...然後這會害我把陌生人叫成我的爸媽...

AWKWARD!!!

超尷尬！！！

OMG! look! it's Britney

OMG!看！是布蘭妮！（跑）

hey~Brit...

嘿～小布...（冏）

so basically the point of this video is that my life can be pretty awkward

所以這個影片的重點就是...我的人生充滿了尷尬的時候

if you guys have ever done one of these awkward things by accident then make sure to give this video a big thumbs up so i know i'm not the only one

如果你們大家都有遇過這些類似的尷尬情況 記得給這個影片讚 讓我知道我不是唯一一個遇過的人

and also make sure to leave a comment down below letting me know some other awkward things that've happened to you

記得也要留言在下面讓我知道另一些你們遇過的尷尬情況

and…yeah…that's pretty much it for this week's video

這週的影片差不多就是這樣了

thank you guys so much for watching and i'll see you all next Saturday with another new video

謝謝你們大家的觀看～我會在下星期六發下一個新的影片！

Bye~~~

掰～～～