Name: 泡芙，在國會通過 (Puff Puff, Passed in Congress)
Uploaded: 2020-12-05T18:37:47.000Z
Duration: 11 min 23 s

>> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

>> 詹姆斯。女士們，先生們，晚上好。

WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH THE ALWAYS INCREDIBLE KEVIN BACON.

我們將與總是不可思議的KEVIN BACON哈拉。

LATER, WE'VE GOT A COOKING DEMO WITH CHEF JAMIE OLIVER, WHO WILL

稍後，我們有一個廚師JAMIE OLIVER的烹飪示範，他將會

BE SHOWING ME HOW TO MAKE THE PERFECT BEEF WELLINGTON.

教我如何做完美的牛肉威靈頓。

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BEEF WELLINGTON IS, REG.

>> 烘烤過的帕斯蒂牛肉的東西。

>> James: THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S A BAKED PASTRY BEEFY THING.

>> 詹姆斯。沒錯，這是一個烘烤PASTRY牛肉的東西。

WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW, LET'S CALL IT SOMETHING WEIRDER.

當他們不知道的時候，讓我們把它叫做更奇怪的東西。

IAN, YOU'VE COOKED A BEEF WELLINGTON BEFORE.

IAN，你以前也做過威靈頓牛肉吧？

FOR AMERICANS, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE AFTER TONIGHT'S SHOW,

對於美國人來說，我只能想象在今晚的演出之後。

BEEF WELLINGTON WILL BE SWEEPING AMERICA.

YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET A FILET OF BEEF OR A PUFF PASTRY

你不可能得到一副牛肉或一副牛腩。

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT WILL TAKE TO CALL IT A BIG POCKET.

你覺得要多久才能稱得上是一個大口袋。

>> James: YEAH, COME OVER, WE'RE COOKING A MEAT PILLOW.

>> 詹姆斯。是啊，過來， 我們正在做一個肉丸。

>> I DON'T KNOW HOW IT'S NOT A HUGE THING ALREADY.

>> 我不知道為什麼它不是一個很大的事情了。

TAKING SOMETHING AND SHOVING IT INTO ANOTHER SOMETHING.

AFTER TONIGHT'S SHOW, WE'RE A YEAR AWAY FROM PIZZA HUT PUTTING

今晚的演出結束後，我們離披薩小屋的製作還有一年的時間。

A BEEF WELLINGTON INTO THE CRUST OF A PIZZA.

一塊牛肉威靈頓放入比薩餅的餅皮中。

>> James: WHICH I'M INCREDIBLY EXCITED ABOUT.

MOVING ON, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES.

繼續，讓我們來看看頭條新聞。

THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES PASSED A HISTORIC BILL TODAY

眾議院今天通過了一項歷史性的法案。

THAT WOULD DECRIMINALIZE THE USE OF CANNABIS.

THE HOUSE WAS LIKE "ALL THOSE OPPOSED SAY "NAY."

眾議院就像 "所有反對的人都說 "不"。"

"是啊，什麼的，男人"（笑）。

THE MEASURE IS NOT EXPECTED TO PASS INTO LAW.

OR SHOULD I SAY, IT IS NOT EXPECTED TO "PUFF, PUFF, PASS"

或者我應該說，它不期望 "噗，噗，傳球"... ...

EVEN STILL, NANCY PELOSI WAS LIKE, "THIS IS ENOUGH TO PROVE

即使如此，NANCY PELOSI還是喜歡，"這足以證明，

THAT WE'RE COOL THOUGH, RIGHT?" AND DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?

我們是很酷的，對不對？" 和你們看到這個？

LAST NIGHT, JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS GAVE THEIR FIRST SIT-DOWN

昨晚，喬-比登和卡馬拉-哈里斯進行了他們的第一次座談。

AND DURING THE INTERVIEW, BIDEN SAID HE WILL ASK AMERICANS TO

而在採訪過程中，比登表示他將要求美國人。

WEAR A MASK FOR HIS FIRST 100 DAYS IN OFFICE.

>> MY INCLINATION, JAKE, IS ON THE FIRST DAY I'M INAUGURATED TO

>> 我的入選，傑克，是在我就職的第一天

SAY I'M GOING TO ASK THE PUBLIC FOR 100 DAYS TO MASK, JUST 100

說我要向公眾徵求100天的面膜，就100天。

>> 詹姆斯。和所有的反面具人都是。

( LAUGHTER ) BIDEN WILL ASK EVERYONE TO WEAR

MASKS FOR 100 DAYS, SO IF YOU'VE BEEN TOYING WITH THE IDEA OF

假面100天，所以，如果你一直在想，如果你一直在想，如果你一直在想，如果你一直在想，如果你一直在想，如果你一直在想，如果你一直在想。

ADULT BRACES, FEBRUARY FEELS LIKE YOUR MOMENT.

成人胸罩，二月的感覺就像你的時刻。

WILL ACTUALLY WORK IS IF THERE'S A BIG PRIZE

如果有豐厚的獎金，實際上會工作嗎？

你知道，一些有趣的事情，就像一個噴氣式滑雪。

INTERVIEW, JAKE TAPPER ASKED THE PRESIDENT-ELECT HOW HE RECENTLY

採訪中，JAKE TAPPER問候任總統，他最近是如何做到的？

INJURED HIS FOOT, AND BIDEN HAD THIS ODD ANECDOTE TO SHARE.

傷了他的腳，和比登有這個怪異的軼事分享。

>> 你的腳怎麼樣了，發生了什麼？

>> WHAT HAPPENED WAS I GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER -- I'VE GOT A DOG,

>> 發生了什麼事，是我走出浴室 - 我有一隻狗。

AND ANYBODY THAT'S BEEN AROUND MY HOUSE KNOWS, THE LITTLE PUP

任何來過我家的人都知道，這隻小狗子。

DROPPED THE BALL IN FRONT OF ME AND FOR ME TO GRAB THE BALL.

把球丟在我面前，讓我去抓球。

AND I'M WALKING THROUGH THIS LITTLE ALLEYWAY TO GET TO THE

BEDROOM AND I GRABBED THE BALL LIKE THIS AND HE RAN AND I WAS

臥室，我抓住球這樣，他跑了，我是。

JOKING RUNNING AFTER HIM TO GRAB HIS TAIL.

玩笑著跑到他身後抓住他的尾巴。

AND WHAT HAPPENED WAS HE SLIPPED ON A THROW RUG AND I TRIPPED ON

發生了什麼事，他滑倒在一塊拖毯上，我絆倒了。

>> JAMES: I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS.

MY MAIN TAKEAWAY IS WE DIDN'T REALLY NEED THE SHOWER

我的主要心得是，我們根本不需要洗澡。

THAT SHOWER PART IS ABSOLUTELY UNNECESSARY.

THERE'S NO NEED TO SAY YOU'RE IN A SHOWER.

YOU JUST SAY, I WAS CHASING MY DOG AND TRIPPED OVER HIM.

你剛才說，我在追我的狗，然後絆倒了他。

NOW WE'RE JUST IMAGINING JOE BIDEN RUNNING AROUND WET AND

現在我們正在想象喬-比登溼漉漉地跑來跑去。

( LAUGHTER ) BUT ALSO, WHY DOES JOE BIDEN

這就是所謂的 "走廊"，不是嗎？

THIS IS ALL STARTING TO SOUND SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE MALARKEY TO

這一切都開始聽起來可疑的像馬拉基的

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