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  • >> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

    >> 詹姆斯。女士們,先生們,晚上好。

  • WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW."

    歡迎來到 "深夜秀"。

  • HOPE YOU HAD A NICE FRIDAY.

    希望你有一個愉快的星期五。

  • WE HAVE A GOOD ONE FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    我們今晚有一個好的給你。

  • WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH THE ALWAYS INCREDIBLE KEVIN BACON.

    我們將與總是不可思議的KEVIN BACON哈拉。

  • LATER, WE'VE GOT A COOKING DEMO WITH CHEF JAMIE OLIVER, WHO WILL

    稍後,我們有一個廚師JAMIE OLIVER的烹飪示範,他將會

  • BE SHOWING ME HOW TO MAKE THE PERFECT BEEF WELLINGTON.

    教我如何做完美的牛肉威靈頓。

  • YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT.

    你不會想錯過它的。

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BEEF WELLINGTON IS, REG.

    你知道什麼是牛肉威靈頓嗎?

  • >> Reggie: A BAKED PASTRY BEEFY THING.

    >> 烘烤過的帕斯蒂牛肉的東西。

  • >> James: THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S A BAKED PASTRY BEEFY THING.

    >> 詹姆斯。沒錯,這是一個烘烤PASTRY牛肉的東西。

  • WHICH IST WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO CALL IT.

    他們要叫它什麼?

  • WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW, LET'S CALL IT SOMETHING WEIRDER.

    當他們不知道的時候,讓我們把它叫做更奇怪的東西。

  • IAN, YOU'VE COOKED A BEEF WELLINGTON BEFORE.

    IAN,你以前也做過威靈頓牛肉吧?

  • I'VE SEEN PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF THIS.

    I'VE SEEN PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF THIS.

  • >> IT'S A HURRICANE OF SAVORY FLAVORS.

    >> 這是一場美味的風暴。

  • >> James: THAT'S IT!

    >> 詹姆斯。就是這樣!

  • FOR AMERICANS, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE AFTER TONIGHT'S SHOW,

    對於美國人來說,我只能想象在今晚的演出之後。

  • BEEF WELLINGTON WILL BE SWEEPING AMERICA.

    牛肉威靈頓將席捲美國。

  • YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET A FILET OF BEEF OR A PUFF PASTRY

    你不可能得到一副牛肉或一副牛腩。

  • ANYWHERE.

    任何地方。

  • HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT WILL TAKE TO CALL IT A BIG POCKET.

    你覺得要多久才能稱得上是一個大口袋。

  • >> CALL IT A MEAT PILLOW.

    >> 叫它肉丸子吧。

  • >> James: YEAH, COME OVER, WE'RE COOKING A MEAT PILLOW.

    >> 詹姆斯。是啊,過來, 我們正在做一個肉丸。

  • >> I DON'T KNOW HOW IT'S NOT A HUGE THING ALREADY.

    >> 我不知道為什麼它不是一個很大的事情了。

  • >> James: YEAH.

    >> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

  • IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL.

    它沒有任何意義。

  • >> James: YEAH.

    >> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

  • TAKING SOMETHING AND SHOVING IT INTO ANOTHER SOMETHING.

    把某件事情推到另一件事上。

  • >> James: THAT'S IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。就是這樣。

  • AFTER TONIGHT'S SHOW, WE'RE A YEAR AWAY FROM PIZZA HUT PUTTING

    今晚的演出結束後,我們離披薩小屋的製作還有一年的時間。

  • A BEEF WELLINGTON INTO THE CRUST OF A PIZZA.

    一塊牛肉威靈頓放入比薩餅的餅皮中。

  • >> YES.

    >> 是。

  • >> James: WHICH I'M INCREDIBLY EXCITED ABOUT.

    >> 詹姆斯。這讓我非常興奮。

  • >> PATTON PENDING.

    >> 帕頓待定。

  • >> James: SENSATIONAL.

    >> 詹姆斯。感性的。

  • MOVING ON, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES.

    繼續,讓我們來看看頭條新聞。

  • SOME BREAKING NEWS FROM CAPITOL HILL.

    國會山的一些新聞。

  • THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES PASSED A HISTORIC BILL TODAY

    眾議院今天通過了一項歷史性的法案。

  • THAT WOULD DECRIMINALIZE THE USE OF CANNABIS.

    這將削弱對大麻的使用。

  • (APPLAUSE) YEAH.

    (鼓掌) YEAH.

  • THE HOUSE WAS LIKE "ALL THOSE OPPOSED SAY "NAY."

    眾議院就像 "所有反對的人都說 "不"。"

  • ALL THOSE IN FAVOR SAY "COOL...

    所有贊成的人都說 "酷...

  • COOL..."

    酷..."

  • "YEAH, WHATEVER, MAN" ( LAUGHTER )

    "是啊,什麼的,男人"(笑)。

  • "SURE, YEAH, I'M DOWN."

    "當然,是的,我下來了。"

  • THE MEASURE IS NOT EXPECTED TO PASS INTO LAW.

    不期望該措施能成為法律。

  • OR SHOULD I SAY, IT IS NOT EXPECTED TO "PUFF, PUFF, PASS"

    或者我應該說,它不期望 "噗,噗,傳球"... ...

  • INTO LAW.

    納入法律。

  • EVEN STILL, NANCY PELOSI WAS LIKE, "THIS IS ENOUGH TO PROVE

    即使如此,NANCY PELOSI還是喜歡,"這足以證明,

  • THAT WE'RE COOL THOUGH, RIGHT?" AND DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?

    我們是很酷的,對不對?" 和你們看到這個?

  • LAST NIGHT, JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS GAVE THEIR FIRST SIT-DOWN

    昨晚,喬-比登和卡馬拉-哈里斯進行了他們的第一次座談。

  • INTERVIEW TOGETHER SINCE THE ELECTION.

    自選舉以來,採訪。

  • AND DURING THE INTERVIEW, BIDEN SAID HE WILL ASK AMERICANS TO

    而在採訪過程中,比登表示他將要求美國人。

  • WEAR A MASK FOR HIS FIRST 100 DAYS IN OFFICE.

    在他上任的前100天戴上面具。

  • >> MY INCLINATION, JAKE, IS ON THE FIRST DAY I'M INAUGURATED TO

    >> 我的入選,傑克,是在我就職的第一天

  • SAY I'M GOING TO ASK THE PUBLIC FOR 100 DAYS TO MASK, JUST 100

    說我要向公眾徵求100天的面膜,就100天。

  • DAYS TO MASK.

    天的面具。

  • NOT FOREVER, 100 DAYS.

    不是永遠,100天。

  • >> James: AND ALL THE ANTIMASKERS WERE

    >> 詹姆斯。和所有的反面具人都是。

  • LIKE, "JUST 100?

    比如,"就100個?

  • SURE!

    當然!

  • WE'RE REASONABLE PEOPLE."

    我們是理性的人。"

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BIDEN WILL ASK EVERYONE TO WEAR

    比登會要求每個人都要穿上

  • MASKS FOR 100 DAYS, SO IF YOU'VE BEEN TOYING WITH THE IDEA OF

    假面100天,所以,如果你一直在想,如果你一直在想,如果你一直在想,如果你一直在想,如果你一直在想,如果你一直在想,如果你一直在想。

  • ADULT BRACES, FEBRUARY FEELS LIKE YOUR MOMENT.

    成人胸罩,二月的感覺就像你的時刻。

  • >> YES!

    >> 是!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THE ONLY WAY THIS

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:只有這樣

  • WILL ACTUALLY WORK IS IF THERE'S A BIG PRIZE

    如果有豐厚的獎金,實際上會工作嗎?

  • AT THE END OF THE 100 DAYS.

    在100天結束時,

  • YOU KNOW, SOMETHING FUN, LIKE A JETSKI.

    你知道,一些有趣的事情,就像一個噴氣式滑雪。

  • OR THE END OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC.

    或全球大災難的結束。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AT ANOTHER POINT IN THE

    (笑)在另一個點上

  • INTERVIEW, JAKE TAPPER ASKED THE PRESIDENT-ELECT HOW HE RECENTLY

    採訪中,JAKE TAPPER問候任總統,他最近是如何做到的?

  • INJURED HIS FOOT, AND BIDEN HAD THIS ODD ANECDOTE TO SHARE.

    傷了他的腳,和比登有這個怪異的軼事分享。

  • >> HOW IS YOUR FOOT AND WHAT HAPPENED?

    >> 你的腳怎麼樣了,發生了什麼?

  • >> WHAT HAPPENED WAS I GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER -- I'VE GOT A DOG,

    >> 發生了什麼事,是我走出浴室 - 我有一隻狗。

  • AND ANYBODY THAT'S BEEN AROUND MY HOUSE KNOWS, THE LITTLE PUP

    任何來過我家的人都知道,這隻小狗子。

  • DROPPED THE BALL IN FRONT OF ME AND FOR ME TO GRAB THE BALL.

    把球丟在我面前,讓我去抓球。

  • AND I'M WALKING THROUGH THIS LITTLE ALLEYWAY TO GET TO THE

    我走過這條小巷,去到了。

  • BEDROOM AND I GRABBED THE BALL LIKE THIS AND HE RAN AND I WAS

    臥室,我抓住球這樣,他跑了,我是。

  • JOKING RUNNING AFTER HIM TO GRAB HIS TAIL.

    玩笑著跑到他身後抓住他的尾巴。

  • AND WHAT HAPPENED WAS HE SLIPPED ON A THROW RUG AND I TRIPPED ON

    發生了什麼事,他滑倒在一塊拖毯上,我絆倒了。

  • THE RUG HE SLID ON.

    他滑上的地毯。

  • THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

    這就是發生的事情。

  • >> OH, MAN.

    >> 哦,夥計。

  • NOT A VERY EXCITING STORY.

    不是一個很精彩的故事。

  • >> JAMES: I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS.

    >> 我對這個有很多疑問。

  • MY MAIN TAKEAWAY IS WE DIDN'T REALLY NEED THE SHOWER

    我的主要心得是,我們根本不需要洗澡。

  • BIT OF THAT STORY.

    那故事的一部分。

  • THAT SHOWER PART IS ABSOLUTELY UNNECESSARY.

    淋浴部分是絕對不需要的。

  • THERE'S NO NEED TO SAY YOU'RE IN A SHOWER.

    沒有必要說你在洗澡。

  • YOU JUST SAY, I WAS CHASING MY DOG AND TRIPPED OVER HIM.

    你剛才說,我在追我的狗,然後絆倒了他。

  • NOW WE'RE JUST IMAGINING JOE BIDEN RUNNING AROUND WET AND

    現在我們正在想象喬-比登溼漉漉地跑來跑去。

  • NAKED.

    裸體。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT ALSO, WHY DOES JOE BIDEN

    (笑)但是,為什麼喬比登

  • HAVE AN "ALLEYWAY" INSIDE HIS HOUSE?

    在他的房子裡有一條 "小路"?

  • IT'S CALLED A HALLWAY, ISN'T IT?

    這就是所謂的 "走廊",不是嗎?

  • THIS IS ALL STARTING TO SOUND SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE MALARKEY TO

    這一切都開始聽起來可疑的像馬拉基的

  • ME, AND THAT WAS THE ONE THING HE

    我,而這是他唯一的東西

  • PROMISED US.

    答應了我們。

  • -- PROMISED US HE WOULD NOT DO.

    -- 向我們保證他不會做。

  • BUT THIS DOES BRING UP AN INTERESTING QUESTION.

    但這確實提出了一個有趣的問題。

  • WHAT DO WE THINK JOE BIDEN DOES SHOWER GEL-WISE?

    我們認為喬-比登是怎麼洗澡的?

  • DO YOU THINK HE'S A SHOWER GEL GUY?

    你覺得他是沐浴露的人嗎?

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK HAGAR?

    你怎麼看HAGAR?

  • I THINK HE'S A BAR SOAP MAN.

    我想他是一個酒吧的肥皂男。

  • HE USES IT TILL IT'S THE SIZE OF A GUITAR PICK.

    他一直用它,直到它的大小像一個吉他杆。

  • YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

    你知道我的意思嗎?

  • WHAT'S YOUR SHOWER ROUTINE?

    你的洗澡程序是什麼?

  • OR ARE YOU A BATH GUY?

    還是你是個洗澡的傢伙?

  • >> Reggie: I DON'T LIKE BATHS.

    >> 雷吉:我不喜歡洗澡。

  • >> James: REALLY.

    >> 詹姆斯。真的。

  • >> Reggie: NO.

    >> 雷吉:不。

  • >> James: DON'T LIKE A BATH?

    >> James:不喜歡洗澡?

  • >> Reggie: I WOULD LIKE TO, SOUNDS SO RO ROMANTIC AND COZY,T

    >> 雷吉:我也想,聽起來很浪漫,很舒服,T。

  • IT JUST TAKES TOO LONG.

    它只是需要太長的時間。

  • >> James: WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT TO DO N NOWADAYS?

    >> 詹姆斯。你現在還有什麼事情要做?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT I ENJOY -- I LIKE A SOAK.

    (笑) 但我很享受 - 我喜歡泡。

  • I LIKE A SOAK.

    我喜歡喝水

  • I ALSO LIKE TESTING MY BODY.

    我也喜歡測試我的身體。

  • I LIKE GETTING IN, THAT'S TOO HOT, DON'T GET OUT, WAIT, LET

    我喜歡進去,那太熱了,不要出來,等一下,讓我來

  • YOUR BODY GET USED TO IT -- AAAHHH!

    YOUR BODY GET USED TO IT -- AAAHHH!

  • , AAAHHH!

    ,AAAAAHH!

  • AAAHHH!

    AAAHH!

  • ACTUALLY, IT'S OKAY, IT'S NOT TOO BAD, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

    事實上,它是好的,它不是太壞,它的所有權利。

  • THE OTHER THING IS COLD, THAT'S WHAT I ENJOY.

    其他的東西是冷的,這就是我喜歡的。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, PRESIDENT TRUMP AND

    在此期間,特朗普總統和......

  • VICE PRESIDENT PENCE ARE HEADING DOWN TO GEORGIA THIS WEEKEND TO

    副總統彭斯將於本週前往喬治亞州。

  • CAMPAIGN FOR THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES IN THE SENATE RUNOFF

    為共和黨參選人在參議院選舉中的競選活動進行宣傳。

  • ELECTION.

    選舉:

  • THE BEST PART OF THIS STORY IS THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO GIVE A

    這個故事最好的部分是,我們不必給一個。

  • SINGLE (BLEEP) ABOUT WHAT TRUMP AND PENCE ARE UP TO ANYMORE.

    特朗普和彭斯在做什麼?

  • I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, BOTH OF THEM WILL BE CAMPAIGNING IN

    我的意思是,從技術上講,他們兩個都會在這裡進行競選活動

  • GEORGIA.

    喬治亞州:

  • BUT I THINK WE KNOW, REALLY, IT'S ALL ABOUT THAT

    但我想我們都知道,真的,這都是關於那個的

  • LIGHTNING-IN-A-BOTTLE CHARISMA OF MIKE PENCE.

    麥克-彭斯的 "瓶中閃電 "魅力。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) DONALD TRUMP IS GOING, PENCE

    唐納德-特朗普要走了,彭斯。

  • WILL BE SPEAKING, GET IN THE CAR.

    將要發言,上車。

  • THE WAY IT'LL WORK IS LIKE THIS: TRUMP WILL RANT AT A RALLY FOR

    它的工作方式是這樣的:特朗普將在一個集會上咆哮為

  • 90 MINUTES ABOUT ELECTION FRAUD AND HOW THE WHOLE THING IS

    90分鐘關於選舉舞弊和整個事件是如何發生的。

  • RIGGED, AND THEN PENCE WILL BE LIKE, "SO GET OUT TO THE POLLS!"

    如果是這樣的話 彭斯就會說 "那就去投票吧"

  • VOTE!

    投票!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS,

    (笑),我們想告訴你這一點。

  • A NORDSTROM AD FOR ELBOW-LENGTH RED GLOVES IS BEING MOCKED AS A

    一則NORDSTROM肘長紅手套的廣告被模仿成了一則廣告。

  • "MURDER DRESS," AND I THINK YOU'LL SEE WHY.

    "謀殺禮服",我想你會明白為什麼。

  • HERE IT IS HERE.

    在這裡,它是。

  • IT DOES LOOK LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D WEAR TO KILL SOMEONE.

    它看起來像一個你會穿的東西 殺人。

  • EITHER THAT OR TO ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATE A COW.

    或者是人工授精的牛。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND THE LOOK IS PRETTY

    (笑)和外觀是漂亮的。

  • VERSATILE.

    VERSATILE。

  • YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT FROM PUSHING YOUR THIRD HUSBAND OFF A BOAT TO

    你可以直接從把你的第三任丈夫推下船去。

  • THE RED CARPET.

    紅地毯。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I DO THINK MURDERERS -- I DO

    (笑)我認為凶手 - 我做的。

  • FEEL LIKE -- ( LAUGHTER )

    感覺像 - (笑)。

  • I DO THINK THAT MURDERERS ARE A GROUP OFTEN OVERLOOKED BY

    我認為,殺人犯是一個群體經常被忽視的。

  • ADVERTISERS.

    廣告商:

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

    你知道我的意思嗎?

  • THEY'RE RARELY SPOKEN TO.

    他們很少被人說起。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • >> James: NO ONE EVER GOES, THIS IS GREAT, BUT ARE WE

    >> 詹姆斯。沒有人去,這是偉大的,但我們是

  • IGNORING MURDERERS HERE?

    忽視這裡的殺人犯?

  • SUSAN IS LOOKING AT ME LIKE THI- ( LAUGHTER )

    蘇珊是看著我像我 - (笑)。

  • YOU FEEL THEY ARE TARGETED TO, SUSAN?

    你覺得他們的目標是什麼,Susan?

  • >> IT TOOK A TURN, THE WHOLE SHOW.

    >> 它發生了變化,整個節目。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: IT TOOK A TURN.

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:它發生了一個轉折。

  • YOU'RE RIGHT SUSAN, IT TOOK A TURN.

    你是對的,蘇珊,它發生了變化。

  • HERE'S A FUN STORY WE SAW.

    這是我們看到的一個有趣的故事。

  • DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE 12-FOOT-TALL SKELETONS THAT

    你還記得那些12英尺高的SKELETONS嗎?

  • BECAME A HOT-SELLING ITEM FOR HALLOWEEN?

    成為萬聖節的熱賣品?

  • WELL, SURPRISINGLY, PEOPLE ARE HAVING A HARD TIME FINDING A

    好吧,令人驚訝的是,人們正在艱難的時間找到一個。

  • PLACE TO STORE THEM NOW.

    現在就把它們存放在這裡。

  • SO, THEY'RE JUST INCORPORATING THEM INTO THEIR HOLIDAY DECOR.

    所以,他們只是把它們納入到他們的節日裝飾中。

  • FOR EXAMPLE, HERE: THERE.

    例如,這裡:那裡。

  • AND THEN THERE'S THIS ONE.

    然後是這一個。

  • AND THIS ONE, ALSO.

    還有這個。

  • I MEAN, YOU THOUGHT YOUR KIDS HAD TROUBLE

    我的意思是,你認為你的孩子有麻煩了

  • GETTING TO SLEEP ON CHRISTMAS EVE BEFORE.

    得到睡在聖誕節前夜。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) PEOPLE HAVE 12-FOOT SKELETONS

    人們有12英尺長的滑板。

  • JUST TAKING UP SPACE IN THEIR HOUSE.

    只是佔用空間 在他們的房子。

  • YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE?

    你知道這聽起來像什麼嗎?

  • GUYS?

    夥計們?

  • SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF DEAD WEIGHT.

    聽起來像很多死人的體重。

  • (RIM SHOT) I'M NOT PROUD OF IT.

    (RIM SHOT) I M NOT PROUD OF IT。

  • GIVE ME A BREAK.

    給我一個突破。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) PEOPLE EVERYWHERE ARE LOOKING AT

    (笑) 人們到處都在看,

  • THOSE DISPLAYS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, THAT IS REALLY CREEPY."

    這些顯示器像, "哦,我的上帝,這是真的很可愛。"

  • EXCEPT IN L.A., WHERE THEY'RE LIKE, "LOOKING GOOD!

    除了在洛杉磯,在那裡,他們喜歡,"看起來不錯!"。

  • ALMOST TO YOUR GOAL WEIGHT.

    幾乎到了你的目標體重。

  • I LOVE THIS FOR YOU!

    我喜歡這個給你!

  • YOU LOOK FANTASTIC!

    你看起來好極了!

  • TWO MORE WEEKS YOU'LL BE MUAH!" ( LAUGHTER )

    "再過兩週,你就會成為MUAH!"(笑)。

  • AND FINALLY, WE HAVE AN UPDATE ON A VERY IMPORTANT STORY WE

    最後,我們有一個非常重要的故事的更新,我們

  • BROUGHT YOU EARLIER IN THE WEEK.

    本週早些時候給你送來了。

  • NOBODY ELSE HAD THE COURAGE TO BRING YOU THIS STORY, BUT WE

    沒有人有勇氣把這個故事帶給你,但我們有。

  • DID.

    是的。

  • WE MET IT HEAD ON AND WERE BRAVE ENOUGH WHEN WE TOLD YOU ABOUT

    當我們告訴你的時候,我們勇敢的面對了它。

  • THE SEVEN-FOOT-TALL MOUNTAINTOP SCULPTURE OF A PENIS THAT WENT

    七英尺高的山頂雕塑,一個陰莖,去了。

  • MISSING IN GERMANY?

    在德國失蹤?

  • POLICE WERE INVESTIGATING AND NOBODY KNEW WHERE IT WENT.

    警察在調查,沒有人知道它去了哪裡。

  • WELL, WE'RE PLEASED TO REPORT, A NEW, SLIGHTLY LARGER PENIS HAS

    好了,我們很高興地報告,一個新的,稍大的陰莖已。

  • MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARED IN ITS PLACE.

    神祕地出現在我的位置上。

  • HERE IT IS HERE.

    在這裡,它是。

  • LOOK AT THIS!

    看看這個!

  • IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

    這是一個聖誕節的奇蹟!

  • ( APPLAUSE ) I DON'T KNOW HOW OR WHY THE

    (掌聲)我不知道如何或為什麼要這樣做

  • PENIS ENDED UP GETTING BIGGER...

    陰莖最後變得更大... ...

  • BUT I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN MORE.

    但我想學習更多。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) CAN WE SEE THAT MOUNTAIN-TOP

    我們能看到那座山頂嗎?

  • SCULPTURE AGAIN?

    雕塑又來了?

  • LOOK AT THAT.

    看看這個。

  • I'M NOT SURE WHERE IT CAME FROM BUT I THINK ONE OF THOSE GIANT

    我不知道它是從哪裡來的,但我想是那些巨大的... ...

  • CHRISTMAS SKELETONS MIGHT BE MISSING A BONE.

    聖誕雪鞋可能缺了一根骨頭。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THE MOUNTAIN HAS A NEW, LARGER

    山上有一個新的,更大的。

  • PENIS.

    PENIS:

  • IT'S CLICHEÉ, BUT IT WAS EITHER THIS, OR THE MOUNTAIN WAS GOING

    它的CLICHEÉ,但它是要麼這一點,或山是怎麼回事。

  • TO BUY AN EXPENSIVE SPORTS CAR.

    買一輛昂貴的跑車。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THAT IS A TERRIBLE GRAPHIC JOKE.

    這是一個可怕的圖形笑話。

  • THAT IS.

    這就是。

  • CAN WE SEE THAT GRAPHIC AGAIN?

    我們能不能再看一遍那張圖?

  • THAT IS -- IF YOU SHOWED THAT TO SOMEONE WITHOUT THE CONTEXT, NO

    那就是... ... 如果你在沒有背景的情況下把這句話展示給別人看,就沒有

  • ONE WOULD GO, OH, THAT'S CLEARLY A MOUNTAIN SPORTS CAR.

    一輛會走,哦,那顯然是一輛山地運動車。

  • WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

    你對自己有什麼要說的?

  • >> I THINK IT WORKS, HE'S HAVING A NICE TIME.

    >> 我覺得它的工作,他有一個很好的時間。

  • >> James: HE'S HAVING■ A NICE TIME.

    >> 詹姆斯:他正在享受■一段美好的時光。

  • IS THAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID?

    這就是你剛才說的嗎?

  • WE LOVE THAT YOU'RE HERE AND WE'LL BA B RIGHT BACK WITH KEVIN

    我們很高興你在這裡,我們馬上就會和凱文一起回來。

  • BACON, EVERYBODY!

    BACON,每一個人!

>> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

>> 詹姆斯。女士們,先生們,晚上好。

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