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  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

    歡迎回來。

  • EVERYBODY.

    每個人。

  • LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

    讓我們向JON BATISTE問好。

  • HELLO, JON.

    你好,喬恩。

  • >> Jon: WOOOO!

    >> Jon: WOOO!

  • THAT'S A BAND THERE.

    這是一個樂隊在那裡。

  • >> Stephen: IT IS.

    >> Stephen:它是。

  • I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU, JON.

    我有一個重要的問題要問你,喬恩。

  • DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS DOWN IN GEORGIA?

    你在喬治亞有朋友嗎?

  • >> Jon: YES, I HAVE FRIEND IN GEORGIA, OF COURSE.

    >> 喬恩,我有朋友在喬治亞州,當然了。是的,我有朋友在喬治亞州,當然。

  • FAMILY IN GEORGIA.

    在格魯吉亞的家庭。

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW IF THEY'RE REGISTERED TO VOTE.

    >> Stephen:你知道他們是否有登記投票嗎?

  • REMEMBER, THE DEADLINE TO REGISTER TO VOTE IN THE RUNOFFS

    請記住,登記投票的截止日期。

  • IN JANUARY FOR THE TWO SENATE SEATS, THAT'S DECEMBER 7.

    1月的兩個參議院席位,即12月7日。

  • >> Jon: RIGHT.

    >> 喬恩。右邊。

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

    >> Stephen:好的

  • >> Jon: RIGHT, DECEMBER 7 IS THE DEADLINE.

    >> 喬恩。對了,12月7日是截止日期。

  • SO GOTTA SPREAD THE WORD.

    所以必須傳播這個詞。

  • >> Stephen: YOU CAN REGISTER EVEN IF YOU WEREN'T REGISTERED

    >> Stephen: 即使你沒有註冊,你也可以註冊。

  • FOR THE GENERAL ELECTION IN NOVEMBER, RIGHT?

    11月的大選,對吧?

  • >> Jon: RIGHT.

    >> 喬恩。右邊。

  • >> Stephen: AND IF YOU WEREN'T OLD ENOUGH AT THE GENERAL

    >> 如果你在大會上還不夠老,那你就會被淘汰。

  • ELECTION.

    選舉:

  • SO IF YOU'VE TURNED 18 BETWEEN NOVEMBER 3 AND JANUARY 5,

    所以如果你在11月3日和1月5日之間滿18歲的話,

  • RIGHT-- I THINK THAT'S THE ELECTION.

    對 我想這就是選舉了

  • BOOM.

    轟。

  • YOU'RE IN.

    你在。

  • >> Jon: BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

    >> 生日禮物。

  • THERE IT IS.

    在那裡,它是。

  • >> Stephen: YOU CAN REQUEST A BALLOT BY MAIL.

    >> 斯蒂芬:你可以通過郵件申請投票。

  • AGAIN, IT'S JANUARY 5.

    又是一月五日。

  • FOR MORE INFORMATION TO EVERYBODY OUT THERE-- AND PLEASE

    更多的資訊給所有的人 -- 並請。

  • TELL YOUR FRIENDS IN GEORGIA, JON, GO TO BETTERED

    告訴你在喬治亞的朋友們,JON,去BETTERED。

  • KNOWABALLOT.COM/GA, FOR ALL THE RESOURCES YOU NEED AND A

    KNOWABALLOT.COM/GA,為您提供您所需要的所有資源,併為您提供您所需要的服務。

  • STEP-BY-STEP VIDEO BY ME ON HOW TO REGISTER TO VOTE.

    我的一步一步的視頻,如何註冊投票。

  • IT'S FREE.

    它是免費的。

  • YOU'RE LOSING MONEY IF YOU DON'T GO.

    如果你不去,你就會虧損。

  • >> Jon: YOU CAN DO IT RIGHT NOW.

    >> 喬恩:你現在就可以做。

  • >> Stephen: JON, YOU HAVE ANY RUNOFF MUSIC, SOMETHING FOR A

    >> 喬恩,你有什麼跑調的音樂嗎?

  • RUNOFF?

    RUNOFF?

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

    ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

  • >> Stephen: JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

    >> Stephen:JON BATISTE,每個人。

  • THANK YOU, JON.

    謝謝你,喬恩。

  • >> Jon: ♪ OH, GEORGIA

    >> 喬恩: 哦,格魯吉亞

  • >> Stephen: CHILDREN: THEY'RE LIKE ADULTS, BUT NOT AS

    >> 孩子們。他們像成人,但不像成人一樣

  • EDUCATED.

    教育:

  • AND THEY CERTAINLY DON'T TALK IN PERFECT WORD CHOICES LIKE WE CAN

    而且他們肯定不會像我們一樣用完美的詞彙選擇來說話。

  • DO IT.

    OJ IT。

  • AND WITH KIDS SPENDING MORE TIME AT HOME RIGHT NOW, PARENTS ARE

    隨著孩子們現在花在家裡的時間越來越多,家長們也在不斷地學習。

  • REALIZING THEY ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS.

    認識到他們問了很多問題,

  • SO I'VE BEEN PROVIDING A SERVICE WHERE I ANSWER REAL QUESTIONS

    所以我一直在提供一種服務,在那裡我回答真正的問題。

  • FROM REAL KIDS, SENT IN BY REAL PARENTS WHO ARE REAL TIRED.

    來自真實的孩子,由真實的父母寄來,他們真的很累。

  • SO, PARENTS, FEEL FREE TO TAKE A BREAK AND LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN IN

    所以,家長們,請自由休息,讓你的孩子留在這裡。

  • FRONT OF THE TV.

    前面的電視。

  • BECAUSE IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR >> "STEPHEN TAKES YOUR KIDS!"

    因為又到了 "史蒂芬帶走你的孩子 "的時候了。

  • >> Stephen: I AM NO LONGER ASKING YOU, I AM TELLING YOU: WE

    >> 斯蒂芬:我不再問你,我是在告訴你:我們。

  • ARE CHANGING THAT NAME!

    正在改變這個名字!

  • HI, KIDS.

    嗨,孩子們。

  • I'M STEPHEN, AND I'LL BE YOUR TEACHER TODAY.

    我是史蒂芬,今天我將是你的老師。

  • AND I'M HERE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS, SINCE MY MIND IS FULL

    而我在這裡回答問題,因為我的心是滿的。

  • OF ALL THE CORRECT ANSWERS.

    所有的正確答案中,

  • HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT I NEVER ASK A QUESTION?

    你有沒有注意到,我從來不問問題?

  • EXACTLY.

    正是如此。

  • LET'S GET STARTED.

    讓我們開始吧。

  • FIRST QUESTION!

    第一個問題!

  • >> DOES A CHICKEN TALK TO A CHICKEN?

    >> 雞會跟雞說話嗎?

  • >> Stephen: YES, IT CAN, UNLESS THE SECOND CHICKEN FORGOT THE

    >> Stephen: 是的,可以,除非第二隻雞忘了吃。

  • FIRST CHICKEN'S BIRTHDAY.

    第一隻雞的生日。

  • THEN THEY MAY NOT TALK FOR MONTHS.

    然後,他們可能不說話 幾個月。

  • NEXT QUESTION!

    下一個問題!

  • >> WHAT HAPPENS IF YOGURT GOES IN YOUR-- UM-- NOSE?

    >> 如果酸奶進了你的--嗯--鼻子會怎麼樣?

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, THIS DOES NOT SEEM LIKE A HYPOTHETICAL.

    >> Stephen:好吧,這似乎並不像一個HYPOTHETICAL。

  • BUT DON'T PANIC-- I'M GOING TO TALK YOU THROUGH THIS.

    但不要驚慌... 我會告訴你通過這個。

  • YOU GOT TWO OPTIONS: ONE, GO GET A TISSUE, AND BLOW IT OUT.

    你有兩個選擇:第一,去拿個紙巾,然後把它吹出來。

  • TWO, ADD SOME BLENDED FRUIT AND PROTEIN POWDER.

    二、添加一些混合的水果和蛋白粉。

  • THEN YOU DON'T HAVE YOGURT UP YOUR NOSE.

    那麼你就不會有酸奶在你的鼻子。

  • YOU'RE JUST MAKING A DELICIOUS NASAL SMOOTHIE.

    你只是在做一個美味的鼻涕。

  • NEXT QUESTION.

    下一個問題。

  • >> IF THERE WAS ONE CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE "LORD OF THE RINGS"

    >> 如果《魔戒》全書中只有一個角色的話

  • STORY LINE THAT COULD BE AN AVOCADO, WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK

    可能是鱷梨的故事線,你認為是哪一條?

  • COULD BE THE AVOCADO?" >> Stephen: WOW.

    可能是AVOCADO?">> Stephen:WOW。

  • THAT IS AN INCREDIBLE QUESTION.

    那是一個難以置信的問題。

  • FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS ON ASKING ME PERHAPS THE ONLY

    首先,恭喜你問我可能是唯一的一個。

  • QUESTION ABOUT "THE LORD OF THE RINGS" THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN

    關於《指環王》的問題,我從來沒有問過。

  • ASKED BEFORE.

    問前。

  • I HAVE TO GIVE THIS SOME THOUGHT.

    我必須給這個一些想法。

  • SAM.

    薩姆。

  • SAM IS THE AVOCADO.

    薩姆是鱷梨。

  • NEXT?

    下一個?

  • >> I'M CONFUSED.

    >> 我很困惑。

  • WHICH LAMBORGHINI SHOULD I PICK FOR MY SCHOOL PROJECT, A

    我應該為我的學校項目選擇哪種蘭博基尼,A。

  • CENTENARIO OR THE PERFORMANTE?" >> Stephen: MAHESH, I GOTTA SAY,

    CENTENARIO還是PERMANTE?">> 史蒂芬:馬赫,我得說。

  • I'M CONFUSED, TOO.

    我也很困惑。

  • I MEAN, CENTANARIO OR PERFORMANTE?

    我是說,CENTANARIO還是PERFORMANTE?

  • ARE THOSE REALLY THE ONLY TWO CHOICES, MAHESH?

    只有這兩個選擇嗎,馬赫斯?

  • I MEAN, SURE, THE REAR-WHEEL STEERING AND THE INCREASED

    我的意思是,當然,後輪轉向和增加的。

  • DOWN-FORCE MAKE THE CENTENARIO A TECHNICAL MARVEL AND MOVING

    DOWN-FORCE將CENTENARIO打造成技術奇蹟和移動設備。

  • TRIBUTE TO THE ANNIVERSARY OF FERRUCCIO LAMBORGHINI'S BIRTH,

    紀念費魯奇奧-蘭博基尼誕辰。

  • BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S ESSENTIALLY JUST A MODIFIED

    但大家都知道,這肯定只是一個修改過的。

  • AVENTADOR.

    AVENTADOR:

  • AND, YES, THE PERFORMANTE IS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ENGINEERING

    而且,是的,PerFORMANTE是一個美麗的工程。

  • FROM THE CARBON FIBRE FRONT BUMPER TO THE FORGED COMPOSITE

    從碳纖維前保險槓到鍛壓合成材料

  • REAR SPOILER.

    後面的破壞者。

  • BUT HAVE YOU EVEN CONSIDERED THE CLASSIC COUNTACH LP-400?

    但您是否考慮過經典的 COUNTACH LP-400?

  • I'M TALKING ABOUT THE INITIAL MODEL WITH THE NARROW TIRES AND

    我說的是初代車型,輪胎很窄,還帶著一個大喇叭。

  • LOW DRAG COEFFICIENT.

    低阻力系數。

  • IT MAY NOT HAVE THE PERFORMANCE CAPABILITY OF NEWER MODELS, BUT

    它可能不具備較新機型的性能能力,但是

  • THE ICONIC SCISSOR DOORS AND THE STRIKING ALLOY BODY WORK

    標誌性的剪刀門和引人注目的鋁合金門體工作。

  • HELPED IT PIONEER THE ANGLED ITALIAN WEDGE DESIGN THAT WOULD

    幫助它開創了斜紋意大利楔形設計,使它成為了意大利的先鋒。

  • GO ON TO BECOME A LAMBORGHINI SIGNATURE.

    繼續成為Lamborghini的簽名者。

  • BUT IT'S YOUR SCHOOL PROJECT.

    但這是你的學校項目。

  • DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

    做任何你想做的事。

  • NEXT QUESTION.

    下一個問題。

  • >> WHY DO DINOSAURS STOMP ALL DAY AND NIGHT?

    >> DINOSURS為什麼一天到晚都在跺腳?

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S AN IMPORTANT QUESTION.

    >> Stephen:這是一個重要的問題。

  • THANK YOU.

    謝謝你。

  • THERE'S A LOT TO UNPACK THERE.

    那裡有很多東西要整理。

  • THERE'S TWO REASONS THEY DO THIS, REALLY.

    他們這樣做有兩個原因,真的。

  • DINOSAURS STOMP ALL DAY BECAUSE THEY'RE STILL UPSET THAT COMET

    恐龍整天都在跺腳,因為它們還在為彗星的到來而煩惱。

  • WIPED OUT ALL OF THEIR FRIENDS.

    消滅了他們所有的朋友。

  • AND DINOSAURS STOMP ALL NIGHT BECAUSE THEIR DOWNSTAIRS

    恐龍整晚都在跺腳,因為它們的下樓。

  • NEIGHBOR IRV IS PLAYING THE MUSIC TOO LOUD, AND THEY HAVE TO

    鄰居IRV把音樂放得太大聲了,他們不得不這樣做。

  • BE ON A ZOOM CALL FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

    早上第一件事就是打ZOOM電話。

  • WE ALL LIKE STEELY DAN, IRV, BUT TURN DOWN THE "AJA."

    我們都喜歡鐵血丹,艾爾維,但把 "AJA "的聲音調小點。

  • NEXT QUESTION.

    下一個問題。

  • >> MY QUESTION IS, CAN YOU CATCH A CLOUD?

    >> 我的問題是,你能抓住一片雲嗎?

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S A DEEP QUESTION, JAMES.

    >> Stephen:這是一個很深的問題,詹姆斯。

  • TRYING TO THROW YOUR ARMS AROUND A CLOUD WOULD BE LIKE TRYING TO

    試圖把你的手臂扔在雲上,就像試圖把你的手臂扔在雲上一樣。

  • CATCH A MOMENT IN TIME.

    及時捕捉時機。

  • RATHER THAN CAUGHT, IT IS TO BE OBSERVED LIKE ALL THE MOMENTS

    與其說是被發現,不如說是被觀察到,就像所有的時刻一樣。

  • THAT FLOAT ACROSS THE SKY OF OUR LIVES.

    漂浮在我們生活的天空上。

  • WE CANNOT KEEP THEM, AND THAT VERY FACT GIVES THEM A TRAGIC

    我們不能留住他們,而這一事實給了他們一個悲劇性的。

  • BEAUTY.

    美麗。

  • WE ARE HERE BUT ONCE, SO SEEK NOT TO HOLD WHAT CANNOT BE HELD,

    我們在這裡只有一次,所以不要抱著不能抱的東西。

  • JAMES, ONLY BE PRESENT TO EXPERIENCE IT.

    詹姆斯,只有在場才能體驗到它。

  • EITHER THAT OR ASK YOUR PARENTS TO SPRING FOR STEPHEN COLBERT'S

    或者讓你的父母為史蒂芬-柯爾伯特的兒子報仇。

  • CLOUD VACUUM, WHICH RETAILS ON OUR WEBSITE FOR ONLY $349.99.

    雲端吸塵器,在我們的網站上售價僅為349.99美元。

  • STEPHEN COLBERT'S CLOUD VACUUM: WE PROMISE IT'S GONNA SUCK!

    STEPHEN COLBERT的雲端吸塵器:我們保證它一定會很爛!

  • NEXT QUESTION.

    下一個問題。

  • >> HOW DOES SANTA GET THE PRESENTS TO ALL OF THE KIDS IN

    >> 聖誕老人是如何把禮物送給所有的孩子的?

  • ONE DAY?

    一天?

  • I'M LIKE...

    我喜歡...

  • >> Stephen: THAT IS A TOUGH ONE, JULIA.

    >> Stephen:這是一個艱難的問題,朱莉婭。

  • LUCKILY, I HAPPEN TO BE GOOD FRIENDS WITH SANTA, AND MAYBE HE

    幸運的是,我碰巧是好朋友與聖誕老人,也許他

  • CAN ANSWER THIS ONE HIMSELF.

    可以回答這一個自己。

  • SANTA?

    桑塔?

  • >> HO, HO, HO, HO, HO!

    >> 何,何,何,何,何,何!

  • HI, JULIA.

    嗨,JULIA。

  • IT'S ME, SANTA.

    是我,聖人。

  • HOW DO I DO IT?

    我該怎麼做?

  • I'LL TELL YA HOW I DO IT.

    我會告訴你我是怎麼做的。

  • YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?

    你不擔心它,好嗎?

  • YOU FILL OUT YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST, AND COME CHRISTMAS

    你填好你的聖誕清單,然後來過聖誕。

  • MORNING, YOU OPEN YOUR PRETTY LITTLE EYES, AND THERE'LL BE

    早晨,你睜開你漂亮的小眼睛,就會發現... ...

  • PRESENTS.

    介紹:

  • THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

    這就是你需要知道的。

  • I'LL GET IT DONE, PANDEMIC OR NO PANDEMIC.

    我會得到它的完成,PANDEMIC或沒有PANDEMIC。

  • I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 10,000 YEARS.

    我已經做了一萬年了。

  • IT'S GONNA GET DONE.

    它會得到解決。

  • ALL RIGHT?

    沒事吧?

  • SO I DON'T NEED THE "HUH?" I DON'T NEED THAT EXPRESSION.

    所以我不需要 "嗯?"我不需要這種表達方式。

  • I DON'T NEED THAT FROM YOU.

    我不需要你這樣做。

  • SO, DON'T WORRY.

    所以,不要擔心。

  • IT'LL GET DONE.

    它會得到解決。

  • THANK YOU.

    謝謝你。

  • OH, THANKS FOR THE COOKIES.

    哦,謝謝你的餅乾。

  • >> Stephen: THANKS, SANTA.

    >> Stephen:謝謝你,聖誕老人。

  • AND THANK YOU, KIDS.

    謝謝你,孩子們。

  • WELL, PARENTS, I HOPE THAT GAVE YOU A LITTLE BREAK.

    好了,家長們,我希望這能讓你們稍微休息一下。

  • AND IF YOUR KIDS HAVE QUESTIONS AT HOME, PLEASE POST A VIDEO TO

    如果你的孩子在家裡有問題,請發視頻到。

  • SOCIAL MEDIA USING THE HASHTAG COLBERT-KID-QUESTIONS, AND WE

    社交媒體使用HASHTAG COLBERT-KID-QUESTIONS,而我們。

  • MIGHT JUST FEATURE IT IN OUR NEXT INSTALLMENT OF "STEPHEN

    也許會在我們下一次的 "史蒂芬 "節目中出現。

  • TAKES YOUR KIDS."

    採取你的孩子。"

  • LOOK ME IN THE EYES.

    看著我的眼睛。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

歡迎回來。

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