How are you?

你好嗎？

I'm very good kind.

我是很好的那種。

And I love you too.

我也愛你

It's nice to be back.

很高興能回來

It's been a while.

好久不見了

I think the last time was the world's end.

我想上一次是世界末日。

I was drunk acting for you.

我喝醉了，為你演戲。

Yeah, we haven't.

是的，我們還沒有。

We haven't chatted in a while.

我們有段時間沒哈拉了。

Certainly not since this handed, and I don't even know where to begin.

當然，自從這一手，我都不知道從何說起。

I mean, every interview that I do now begins with.

我的意思是，我現在做的每一個採訪都是這樣開始的。

How are you?

你好嗎？

How are you handling?

你是如何處理的？

Uh, this quarantine.

呃，這個隔離。

How you doing?

你好嗎？

I'm alright.

我沒事

I've actually I enjoyed lock down.

我其實我很喜歡鎖定。

To be honest, the first part of lock down remember the first wave?

說實話，鎖定的第一部分還記得第一波嗎？

It wasn't so bad.

也不是那麼糟糕。

I was in the countryside.

我在鄉下。

I was fairly like I was isolated.

我相當像我被孤立了。

I was at my house.

我當時在我家。

I was writing.

我在寫。

I was kind of quite.

我是那種很。

I was nice to have an excuse when your friend you know, and usually you have to pretend that you can't come out because the kids sick or the dog is in prison or something on I I I was able to say No, I can't come out.

我很高興有一個藉口，當你的朋友，你知道，通常你必須假裝你不能出來，因為孩子生病或狗在監獄或東西上我，我我可以說，不，我不能出來。

There's a global pandemic and I wasn't lying and I felt right there.

有一個全球性的大流行，我沒有說謊，我覺得就在那裡。

Okay, but here's the problem.

好吧，但問題是這樣的。

I did that, too.

我也是這樣做的。

And I like that because I'm very anti social and I like to say I'd love to be there, but there's a pandemic.

而且我喜歡這樣，因為我很反社會，我喜歡說我很想去那裡，但那裡有一種流行病。

Can't make it now.

現在來不了了。

I don't know if you're having this problem.

我不知道你是否有這個問題。

I'm experiencing this people that I never talked to that much ever in my life.

我正經歷著這個我這輩子都不曾與之交談過的人。

Now say, let's hook up on zoom and talk And how do you get out of a zoom call?

現在說，讓我們掛上變焦通話，你怎麼擺脫變焦通話？

You can't they know your home Thes air People I was not close to now constantly want to zoom and catch up.

你不能他們知道你的家的空氣的人，我不是接近現在不斷地想放大和趕上。

There must be a conspiracy theories somewhere that states that the people behind Zoom created it.

一定有什麼地方有陰謀論，說是Zoom背後的人創造了它。

Covert 19 to just one of the stock market killing.

掩護19號到只是股市殺跌中的一個。

Because I'm the same everyday zoom call to do that.

因為我每天都是一樣的變焦呼叫來做。

You know, I have to say I'm not the only one I've been thinking you of you.

你知道，我不得不說，我不是唯一一個我一直在想你的人。

Ah, lot during this quarantine during Cove it because means like this have been popping up constantly on guard.

啊，很多在這個隔離期間庫夫它因為像這樣的手段一直不斷的出現在警戒。

Like it or not, you are the face of a global pandemic and madness breaking out.

不管你喜不喜歡，你都是面對全球流行病和瘋狂的爆發。

How do you feel about that?

你怎麼看？

I couldn't be more proud.

我無比自豪。

To be honest, it was something I'd always hoped would happen.

說實話，這是我一直希望發生的事情。

You know, the funny thing is, is that that name has popped up through various, you know, through Brexit and through other, you know, the re election of the Tory party, whatever.

你知道，有趣的是，是這個名字已經彈出 通過各種，你知道，通過Brexit和通過其他， 你知道，重新選舉的保守黨，什麼的。

That's cropped up a home a lot.

那是經常出現的一個家。

And then Aziz the coronavirus began.

然後阿齊茲這個冠狀病毒就開始了。

Thio sort of spread.

亥種傳播。

It popped up again.

它又冒出來了。

But then we past the point when going to the pub was actually allowed.

但後來我們過了去酒吧的時間點，其實是可以的。

So they need itself.

所以他們需要本身。

Became outdated quite quickly when going to the Winchester was no longer advisable.

當去溫徹斯特不再可取時，很快就過時了。

So Nick Frost and I kind of recreated that scene from Shaun of the dead.

所以我和尼克-弗羅斯特重現了《死神肖恩》中的那一幕。

Well, it I called him one morning.

有一天早上我打電話給他

I was on the school run, and I said, Nick, I'm going to send you some lines Will do the thing again, But we'll make it about staying at home.

我當時在學校跑步，我說，尼克，我會給你發一些臺詞，會再做一次，但我們會讓它在家裡。

So that's fun.

所以這很有趣。

YouTube.

YouTube。

Somewhere that was in the early stages of the pandemic when celebrity videos were cool for the for that two weeks when Yeah, Guess what?

某個地方，是在早期階段的流行，當名人視頻是很酷的那兩個星期，當是啊，你猜怎麼著？

I missed that window.

我錯過了那個窗口。

So I've been shut out of any kind of celebrities.

所以我一直被關在任何一種名人的門外。

There was a slight window and I grew up.

有一點窗口，我就長大了。

Simon, I missed that window.

西蒙，我錯過了那個窗口。