And then, welcome to: 7 reasons why you're still single.

然後，讓我們來談談：7個你還是單身的理由

One. you might have the worst first impression ever.

一，你可能給別人留下了很糟糕的第一印象

Excuse me, miss. But did it hurt?

你好，小姐，你痛嗎？

When?

什麼時候

When you fell from hell...

當你從地獄掉下來的時候...

You know what rhymes with "hug me"?

你知道「抱我」這個字和什麼押韻嗎？

Let's have sex.

我們上床吧!

Are you from Tennessee?

你是從田納西州來的嗎？

Cuz i give you like a 5.

因為我覺得你的長相值得五分

Nice phone! You should put my number in it! HAHAHAHAHA!

你的手機看起來不錯，應該要輸入我的電話號碼，哈哈哈！

@!@!@!@!@!

@!@!@!@!@!

Two

二

You might lack a little bit of self confidence. Kind of like my friend, unconfident Chris. Let them know, Chris!

你也許很沒有自信，就像我的朋友 Chris 一樣

You...you heard him....yep......

對......你也知道......嗯......

Three

三

You're a gamer.

你是玩咖

Die! You son of a b****! AHHHHHH!

去死吧！你這個廢物！啊！

Well, not like that.

噢不，不是那種玩咖啦

More likes of you treat girl as if it is one big game.

是那種把女生當遊戲的玩咖

Here. Let me explain.

來，讓我解釋給你聽

You see this girl. You wanna make the perfect pair,

你看到了一個女孩，想和她成為完美的一對

but then don't be such a Jack. If you want this queen to be a party of throne.

如果你想要得到這女孩，你不要太畏畏縮縮

Well, you gotta be straight with her.

如果想要達成目的，你必須直接採取行動

Share couple jokes, and always treat her like an Ace.

譬如說，跟她聊聊天，分享一些笑話，最重要的，把她捧在手掌心呵護

Don't ever put her at the bottom. Always keep her on top.

絕對不要冷落她，永遠要把她視為最重要的人

And maybe, just maybe......

然後，有可能......

You can have this.

你就會成功了！

Four.

四

You're a but guy. Not that kind of butt, this kind of but......

你是個「但是」男孩，不是「屁股」的那個......(but 和 butt 發音相同)

Hi, I'm Megan.

哈囉，我是梅根

Hi, I am...... (Wait, is this girl hitting on me right now?)

哈囉，我是......（等等，這女孩是在搭訕我嗎？）

But what if she's not? But what if she is? But what if we hooked up? But what if she has herpes?

但如果她不是呢？但如果她是呢？但如果我們發生關係呢？但如果她有皰疹怎麼辦？

Crap! Awkward eye contact.

噢糟了！尷尬的眼神接觸

Quick! Say something! But nothing inappropriate

快點快點，趕快想話題，可是要適當的，正常的話題......

You have a really nice butt! (Damn it!)

嘿，你有個翹臀呢！ （糟了！）

Five.

五

The romantic movie syndrome.

浪漫愛情電影症候群

When you think true love is literally have a movies-make-it-seem.

如果你認為現實中的真愛能和電影中的情節一模一樣，你絕對患有這個症候群

"Movies make it seem"

電影中的情節

This is a story.

這是一個故事

Of true love.

一個關於真愛的故事

And how perfect their love is because movies makes it seem that way.

看看他們在電影的修飾下有多幸福！

But we all know that's bull s#!t

雖然我們都知道現實中是不可能的

Now back to the pointless montage.

好，接下來會出現一堆沒重點的剪輯畫面

Yeah...sorry guys. Romantic movies should stay on the big screen.

好的，各位。浪漫愛情電影還是待在大螢幕裡比較恰當

Six.

六

You compare every new person you meet, with your ex.

你把所有剛認識的女生都跟你的前女友比較

Hi, I'm Megan.

嗨，我是梅根

Hi, hold on.

嗨，等我一下喔

Cute? Check. Brown eyes? Check. Brown hair? Check. Nice smile? Check. A woman?

可愛，褐眼，棕髮，陽光笑容，通通符合，等一下，她是女生嗎？

What was your name again? Megan. Fail.

恩，你的名字是？梅根！失敗！

Seven.

七

Last and final, you just wanna be single. You really don't want to be taken.

最後，也許你只是覺得當單身一族很讚而已。你不想和任何人交往。

Here, let me explain.

來，且聽我娓娓道來

You like the thought of being in love because when you see it, well, it hits you.

每當你幻想著美好愛情，總是可以打中你的心

You're inspired, so you started picturing all the fun things you can do with that significant other,

你被鼓舞了，因此開始幻想愛情的美好

like laugh together, cuddle together, or even dance together.

像是一起歡笑，一起抱抱，甚至一起跳舞

But somewhere deeper inside, you're afraid to fall in love.

可是其實在你內心的深處，你根本懼怕談戀愛

And everything you just imagined, disappears.

你怕所有你幻想出來的一切美好，會在一夕間全數消失

Then you picture everything again, and realize...

然後當你再度幻想一切事情，你會發現

You don't mind laughing by yourself, cuddling alone, or even dance in solo.

其實自己笑，自己抱自己，甚至自己跳舞，都沒什麼大不了的。

Because someone in your past, you once gave your heart.

因為你已經為過去那個人付出過真心了

And all that was left was nothing but ache.

然而，留下的，只有疼痛。

But the freedom of flirt with multiple people at once is always fun.

不過和眾多辣妹調情也是很好玩的啦

But time will pass. And one night you'll fall asleep and wake up the next morning to only realize the person you woke up to

時間會過去的，雖然總有一天，你會在隔天起床時發現你所幻想出來的完美情人

Doesn't exist.

根本不存在

So maybe you have bad first impression.

也許你給別人不好的第一印象

A lack of self confidence.

也許你沒自信

Or maybe you just wanna be single.

也許，你單身的理由只是你只想要單身

But as long as you follow your heart.

不過只要你追隨你的心

That's all that matters.

那就夠了!

And That's

而且

No bull.

這絕對不是在唬爛你

THE END.

結束

You Mean Like This?!

你是這個意思嗎？

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