because I've been eating bananas forever

and I would always try to open it from the stem

like dig my finger in, bite it

get that nice taste of banana in your mouth

but then um, um

a friend of mine, Brittny

saw me like

struggling

with it yesterday and showed me how monkeys open a banana

and you don't open it from the stem

you just kinda pinch

pinch the tip

it will split and you

peel it out like that

my whole adult life

I never knew the right way to open a banana

and now you do too