Top story according to the most trusted paper in those street corner newsstand containers that fall over in the wind.

根據最值得信賴的報紙的頭條新聞，在那些被風吹倒的街角報刊亭容器裡。

The Epoch Times election outcome unclear amid pending recounts and legal challenges unclear, it's not unclear.

在等待重新計票和法律挑戰不明確的情況下，紀元時報選舉結果不清楚，這不是不清楚。

Bubbly King Don Perignon trump one.

泡泡王唐培裡儂王牌一個。

Obviously liberal George Soros, Stephanopoulos and his Marxist Jihad gang have gotten to the epoch times, and we need a new newspaper that smells like joining us now is Rhodes scholar and investigative reporter Ronan Farrow.

顯然，自由派的喬治-索羅斯、斯蒂芬諾普洛斯和他的馬克思主義聖戰幫已經到了時代，我們需要一份新的報紙，現在加入我們的是羅德學者和調查記者羅南-法羅，他的氣味。

Good day, Ronan.

日安，羅南

Good to be here.

很高興來到這裡。

All right, here's what I think happened.

好吧，這裡是我認為發生了什麼。

The Democrats hacked the paper ballots.

民主黨人黑了紙質選票。

Ronan.

羅南。

First question goes to you.

第一個問題要問你。

How long has paper been computers?

紙張做電腦有多久了？

Well, you know what we know right now is there's no evidence of irregularities.

好吧，你知道我們現在所知道的是，沒有證據表明存在違規行為。

There's just no evidence of a bunch of the things you're saying.

只是沒有證據證明你說的一堆事情。

Well, I just feel bad that you require the crutch of evidence to decide what's true.

好吧，我只是覺得不好，你需要證據的柺杖來決定什麼是真的。

You know, I know how the Democrats hacked the paper ballots, papers made out of trees and all the dead Democrats were in the ground in influence in the trays and whatnot and have when What have you in such now after the Democrats cheated in the presidential Super Bowl sponsored by limp biscuit flavored Doritos.

你知道，我知道民主黨人是如何黑了紙選票，紙做出來的樹和所有的死民主黨人是在地面上的影響在托盤和什麼東西，有當你在這樣的現在後，民主黨人作弊在總統超級碗贊助的軟弱餅乾味多力多滋。

We vowed to never play again, But now RNC chair Ronna McDaniel is telling us to get back out on the field way.

我們發誓再也不玩了 但現在RNC主席Ronna McDaniel告訴我們要回到球場上去

Should go there crazy numbers and they should have won.

應該去那裡瘋狂的數字，他們應該會贏。

But then there's still Yeah, we have toe.

但還是有 是的，我們有腳趾。

We didn't see that in the audit, so we've got to just that evidence I haven't seen.

我們在審計中沒有看到，所以我們只能是那個證據我沒有看到。

So we'll wait and see on that.

所以，我們將拭目以待。

I would study and work.

我會學習和工作。

It's not decided with the certification.

這不是用認證來決定的。

So if you lose your faith and you don't vote, people walk away.

所以，如果你失去了信仰，你不投票，人家就走了。

That's that.

就是這樣。

Will decided.

威爾決定。

This reminds me of varsity blues.

這讓我想起了校隊的藍調。

When James Vandersloot Beak said, yes, the game is 100% rigged, but risk getting a deadly virus toe win.

當James Vandersloot Beak說，是的，遊戲是100%操縱的，但要冒著被致命病毒感染的風險去贏。

Ronan, have you seen the 1999 movie Varsity Blues?

羅南，你看過1999年的電影《藍調校隊》嗎？

So you understand what's happening in 2020 Georgia electoral politics?

所以你明白2020年佐治亞州選舉政治中發生了什麼？

You know, I've never seen varsity blues, roads, heads and an expert on this.

你知道嗎，我從來沒有見過校隊的藍隊，路隊，頭隊，還有一個專家。

What I can say is the point that that was made earlier, that, you know people are at risk of losing faith in electoral institutions.

我可以說的是，剛才說的一點，你知道，人們有可能對選舉機構失去信心。

There's some truth to that.

這話有一定道理。

There is a dangerous thing happening here.

這裡發生了一件危險的事情。

People with political motive are calling into question institutions.

有政治動機的人在質疑制度。

They're actually up and running pretty well right now.

其實他們現在的運行情況很好。

You know, Georgia is a place where democracy is working pretty much as it should Right now, I mean, this is war.

你知道，格魯吉亞是一個地方 在那裡，民主的工作相當多 因為它應該，現在，我的意思是，這是戰爭。

And as stated in the Third Amendment, Georgians have two quarter pole watches in their houses and stock up on frozen pancakes.

而正如第三修正案中所說的，格魯吉亞人的房子裡有兩塊四分之一杆的手錶，並儲備了冷凍的煎餅。

Everybody, because every morning I wake up starving.

各位，因為每天早上我都會餓醒。

Just donate the Super PAC that I've co founded with Calista Gingrich that promises to challenge the Georgia election results as soon as we finish remodeling our kitchens.

只要捐出我與卡莉斯塔-金裡奇共同創立的超級政治行動委員會，承諾在我們完成廚房改造後，立即挑戰喬治亞州的選舉結果。

Now I've been followed in the night by the ethereal specter of a young woman for so long that she is surely of legal voting age now.

現在我在夜裡被一個年輕女子的幽靈跟蹤了這麼久，她現在肯定已經到了法定的投票年齡。

So let's not complain about dead people voting and start having real conversations with these shadow demons about why the Republican platform is right for them right now.

所以，我們不要抱怨死人投票，要開始和這些影子惡魔進行真正的對話，討論為什麼共和黨的平臺現在適合他們。

I want everyone to look at this is Arizona's Republican governor was certifying the fake election results when he got a call from the commander in beef requesting one horsey sauce soaked battleground election, please.

我想讓大家看看這是亞利桑那州的共和黨州長在認證假選舉結果的時候，接到了牛肉司令的電話，要求進行一次馬屁醬浸泡的戰場選舉，請。

And here's what he said.

他是這麼說的

What he did.

他做了什麼？

No one sends the president to voicemail unless you're me and this is your outgoing message.

除非你是我，否則沒人會給總統發語音信箱，這是你的留言。

Tyler is unavailable at the moment, probably lifting weights or flipping my car 30 times.

泰勒現在沒空，可能是在舉重或翻我的車30次。

But if this is my ripped Dewey I commander in chief, I will call you back and become your bro for life.

但是，如果這是我那被撕裂的杜威一世的總司令，我會叫你回來，做你一輩子的兄弟。

And I want Ben Carson just so our heads together.

我想讓本-卡森把我們的腦袋湊在一起。

My guy is another trumpet guy.

我的傢伙是另一個小號的傢伙。

He president.

他的總裁。

He's my guy.

他是我的人。

I love you.

我愛你

That's how you respect the office.

這就是你尊重辦公室的方式。

A ronin.

一個浪人。

You rose to prominence for your intrepid journalism in the war on men, helping to spur a me too reckoning in Hollywood media and politics.

你因在男人戰爭中無畏的新聞報道而嶄露頭角，幫助刺激了好萊塢媒體和政界的我也算。

But one industry has avoided the microscope, and that's those nasty mo fo's on Wall Street.

但有一個行業卻避開了顯微鏡，那就是華爾街的那些討厭的莫非。

It seems like the only Brooks brother who got dragged was this little crazy guy here.

好像唯一被拖累的布魯克斯兄弟就是這個小瘋子。

At least I didn't have a boss who said to me, kill it the way that Mayor Bloomberg never have, said Toe one of pregnant employees.

至少我沒有一個老闆對我說，殺了它的方式，市長彭博從來沒有，懷孕的員工之一託伊說。

Ah, billionaire who calls women fat broads and horse faced lesbians.

啊，億萬富翁稱女人為肥婆和馬面女同志。

And no, I'm not talking about Donald Trump.

不，我不是在說唐納德-特朗普。

I'm talking about Mayor Bloomberg.

我說的是彭博市長。

Democrats are not going to win if we have a nominee who has a history off hiding his tax returns off harassing women.

如果我們有一個有隱瞞納稅申報單和騷擾女性歷史的提名人，民主黨是不會贏的。

So a Wall Street guy got called out, but only because he ran for president and was the most charmless cyst in the universe.

所以一個華爾街的人被罵了，但只是因為他競選總統，是宇宙中最沒有魅力的囊腫。

Now I didn't think the me too movement mattered until I realized my daughter is eyes pop out of your head sexy, and she just got an internship at a bank, So I am freaking out badly.

現在，我不認為我也運動的問題 直到我意識到我的女兒是眼睛 彈出你的頭性感， 她剛剛得到了一個實習 在銀行，所以我嚇壞了嚴重。

So what is it about Wall Street that allows people to get away with this look power and money can be a shield.

那麼，華爾街是什麼原因讓人們可以擺脫這種看起來權力和金錢可以成為擋箭牌的局面呢？

We've seen that in story after story, and it's unfortunate that in a lot of cases it's taken investigative journalism, not just for me, from a whole community of of reporters who've worked on these kinds of stories to break through inaction by authorities that should have investigated serial crimes.

我們在一個又一個的故事中看到了這一點，不幸的是，在很多情況下，不僅是我，整個社區的記者都在從事這類報道，才突破了本應調查連環犯罪的當局的不作為，這才是調查性新聞。

So what Elizabeth Warren says about the way that you know Mayor Bloomberg talked about women is certainly true whether there's something worse behind that, you know, we don't know.

所以，伊麗莎白-沃倫說的關於彭博市長談論女性的方式肯定是真實的，是否有更糟糕的背後，你知道，我們不知道。

There haven't been those kinds of disclosures about Mayor Bloomberg.

彭博市長還沒有這種披露。

There was a substantive discussion about his use of non disclosure agreements.

對他使用不披露協議進行了實質性討論。

You know, I'm not saying this is true in Bloomberg's case, but in a lot of cases, powerful people use legal instruments like nondisclosure agreements to evade accountability.

你知道，我不是說彭博的案子是這樣，但在很多情況下，有權勢的人都會利用保密協議這樣的法律文書來逃避責任。

That's something that should change and Wall Street and beyond.

這是應該改變的，華爾街及其他。

Ronan.

羅南。

I am concerned that holding Wall Street to account for their lawless treatment of women is a slippery slope towards holding them to account for their lawless treatment of the economy, government and all life on Earth.

我擔心的是，讓華爾街為他們無法無天地對待婦女的行為負責，是讓他們為他們無法無天地對待經濟、政府和地球上所有生命的行為負責的滑坡。

What do you say to average voters like May I think that it's pretty indisputable that there's a need to hold Wall Street accountable much more than it's being on the whole range of issues.

你對梅這樣的普通選民說什麼我認為，在整個問題上，需要讓華爾街負責任的程度遠遠超過它的存在，這是非常不爭的事實。

All right, life is short, and if I don't eat 100 wasabi mustard packets in the next five minutes, I will regret it.

好吧，人生苦短，如果我不在接下來的五分鐘內吃下100包芥末，我會後悔的。

So let's wrap it up with I'm not done.

那就用我還沒說完來總結吧。

I am disgusted that incoming Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen signature will be on the money now for all those who wish to join me in protest, I am issuing my own currency called Patriot Books, which, as you can guess from the name, is made entirely of my own bodily fluids.

我很厭惡新上任的財政部長珍妮特-耶倫的簽名，現在所有希望和我一起抗議的人都會在錢上簽名，我正在發行我自己的貨幣，叫愛國者書，從名字上就可以猜到，這完全是由我自己的體液製成的。