IT'S TRANSFORMED.

它的TRANSFORMED。

(APPLAUSE) OKAY.

(掌聲)好的。

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ENTHUSIASM, GUYS, WENT REALLY BIG ON THAT.

謝謝你們的熱情，夥計們，大功告成了。

(LAUGHTER) I FEEL THE SAME AS YOU, I'M LIKE

我和你的感覺一樣，我就像... ...

YEAH, OKAY, GOOD, NO, BRILLIANT, IS IT, IS IT CHRISTMAS?

是的，好的，好的，不，好極了，是嗎，是聖誕節嗎？

I DON'T KNOW, IT COULD BE MARCH, IT COULD BE 2022, WHO KNOWS, BUT

我不知道，可能是3月，可能是2022年，誰也不知道，但是。

LOOK AT THIS, AS ALWAYS, LOU, INCREDIBLE SET DESIGNER HAS DONE

看看這個，一如既往，LOU，令人難以置信的集設計者已經做了

A BEAUTIFUL JOB.

一個美麗的工作。

I LOVE IT I DO.

我愛它，我做的。

I LOVE IT.

愛它。

I CAME IN, I WAS LIKE OH, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW PARIS HILTON

我進來的時候，我想，哦，我甚至不知道巴黎-希爾頓。

MADE CHRISTMAS TREES.

做的聖誕樹。

BUT WE'RE HERE GUYS.

但我們在這裡的傢伙。

DECEMBER IS HERE.

十二月在這裡。

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

你相信嗎？

ONLY 24 MORE SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS.

聖誕前只有24個購物日。

AND THEN ONLY ABOUT 180 MORE SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL WE CAN ALL

然後再過180天左右的購物日，直到我們都能買到。

SAFELY GO SHOPPING AGAIN.

安全地去購物了。

ARE YOU IN IT, REG, ARE YOU GETTING THE CHRISTMAS FEEL?

你在裡面嗎，雷格，你有聖誕的感覺嗎？

ARE YOU-- .

你是...

>> Reggie: YOU KNOW, YEAH.

>> 你知道，是的。

>> James: I THINK, DO I THINK THAT IS THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

>> 詹姆斯。我想，我想這就是聖誕精神嗎？

THISSIER.

Thissier.

>> Reggie: THAT IS THE MAX RIGHT THERE.

>> 這就是最大的極限了。

>> James: THAT IS AS GOOD AS IT ET GOES.

>> 詹姆斯。這是好的，因為它去。

IS JUST YES, I GUESS.

是的，我猜。

I'VE BEEN SO-- I THINK SO.

我一直都是... 我想是的。

YOU KNOW, THIS IS IT.

你知道，這是它。

WE'RE DOING IT, PANDEMIC OR NOT WE CAN STILL KEEP THE SPIRIT OF

我們正在做的，PANDEMIC或不 我們仍然可以保持精神的。

THE HOLIDAY, YOU KNOW?

節日，你知道嗎？

EXCEPT FOR MISTLETOE, GONE THIS YEAR, OUT.

除了MISTLETOE，走了今年，出。

NO MISTLETOE.

沒有錯失。

I HOPE MISTLETOE MAKES A COMEBACK IN 2021 AND COMES IN

我希望MISTLETOE能在2021年迴歸，並且進來。

WITH A VENGEANCE, YOU KNOW.

你知道的，有仇必報。

>> ALL YEAR, YEAR ROUND MISTLETOE, AUGUST 159, MISTLETOE

>> 全年，全年MISTLETOE，159年8月，MISTLETOE。

Y NOT, LET'S GIVE IT A WHOLE YEAR.

不，讓我們給它一整年。

>> James: ALTHOUGH I DO WORRY ABOUT YOU IF YOU MAKE THAT PACT.

>> 詹姆斯。雖然我很擔心你，如果你做出那個約定。

I THINK IT WOULD LOOK REALLY CREEPY.

我想它會看起來很可愛。

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

你知道我的意思。

>> FOURTH OF JULY, FIREWORKS IN THE AIR, HOT DOGS ON THE GRILL

>> 7月4日，火光沖天，熱狗上烤肉

AND LOOK WHAT WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING UNDER.

看看我們現在站在什麼地方。

>> James: HEY GUYS.

>> 詹姆斯。嘿，夥計們。

IT'S SEPTEMBER 8th.

這是9月8日。

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

你知道這是什麼意思嗎？

>> EASTER IS UPON US AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS RISEN, A

>> EASTER IS UP UP ON US AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS RISEN, A

LITTLE BIT OF OF MISTLETOE.

一點點的MISTLETOE。

>> James: I DO THINK THAT COULD BACK FIRE BUT HAVE I GOOD

>> 詹姆斯。我認為這可能會回火，但我有好的。

HOPES.

希望：

I THINK NEXT YEAR MISTLETOE WILL BE BACK AT IT.

我想明年MISTLETOE會回來的。

WE WILL ALL TALK ABOUT OH, REMEMBER WHEN WE COULDN'T HAVE

我們都會談論 哦，記得當我們不能有。

MISTLETOE.

MISTLETOE.

PROBABLY WON'T.

可能不會。

IS (LAUGHTER)

是（笑）

ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON WITH THE HEADLINES, SOME BIG NEWS OUT

好吧，讓我們繼續與頭條新聞，一些重大的新聞出來。

OF DVMENT YVMENT, ATTORNEY GENERAL WILLIAM BARR JUST

總檢察長WILLIAM BARR JUST的報告。

ANNOUNCED THAT HES HAD NOT UNCOVERED ANY EVIDENCE OF

宣佈，他沒有發現任何證據表明他是一個有能力的人

WIDESPREAD VOTER FRAUD THAT WOULD CHANGE THE OUTCOME OF THE

廣泛的選民欺詐行為，將改變選舉結果。

2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

2020年總統選舉：

IT IS SO WEIRD THAT THEY DIDN'T FIND EVIDENCE OF THE VERY THING

真奇怪，他們竟然沒有找到證據的東西。

THEY NEVER BACKED UP WITH ANY EVIDENCE.

他們從來沒有用任何證據來支持。

OF COURSE PRESIDENT TRUMP IS STILL CONTINUING HIS DESPERATE

當然，特朗普總統仍在繼續他的絕望。

ATTEMPT TO DELEGITIMIZE THE ELECTION AND THINGS SEEM TO HIT

試圖將選舉權力下放，事情似乎受到了影響。

A NEW LOW LAST NIGHT AS HE RETWEETED THREE TIMES AN ACCOUNT

一個新的低點，昨晚，因為他轉發了三次帳戶的微博

CALLED CAT TURD.

叫做CAT TURD。

NOW TO BE HAIR,-- FAIR, THE CAT IS WEARING GLASSES SO IT MUST BE

現在是頭髮， - 公平，貓戴著眼鏡，所以它必須是。

SMART.

聰明的。

THE ACTUAL TWITTER HANDLE FOR THE ACCOUNT IS CAT TURD 2-RBG

該賬戶的實際微信賬號是CAT TURD 2-RBG。

AND I FOR ONE CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT IS IN STORE FROM CAT TURD

我已經迫不及待地想知道CAT TURD會帶來什麼。

3.

3.

CAT TURD SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE SWROA BIDEN WOULD HAVE BOUGHT

CAT TURD SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE SWROA BIDEN WOULD HAVE BOUGHT

AFTER A SPEECH DURING THE PRIMARY.

在初選期間的一次演講之後，

LICENSE WHEN I WAS GROWING NEWSPAPER SCRANTON THERE WAS A

執照 當我還在為SCRANTON報社發展的時候，那裡有一個

REAL MEAN SON OF A GUN, WE USED TO CALL HIM CAT TURD, CODO DOO

真正的壞蛋，我們以前叫他貓頭鷹，弓頭鷹。

WOP AND BEBOP LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.

WOP和BEBOP就像沒有人的生意。

WHAT WAS A TALKING ABOUT?

你在說什麼？

OH YEAH CLAIM AT CHANGE SWRZ MANY WHILE MORE AND MORE STATES

OH YEAH CLAIM AT CHANGE SWRZ MANY WHILE MORE AND MORE STATES

ARE CERTIFIEDING THEIR OFFICIAL RESULTS WHICH LED TO THIS,

正在認證他們的官方結果，導致了這一點。

YESTERDAY REPUBLICAN SENATOR TED DOESY'S PHONE WENT OFF, HE SAID

今天共和黨參議員泰德-多西的電話關機了，他說："我知道了。

IF HE HAD CHANGED HIS RING TON TO HAIL TO THE CHIEF WHENEVER

如果他把戒子換成了 "向長官致敬"，無論什麼時候。

TRUMP CALLED HIM.

川普叫他。

LACK AT WHAT THE GOVERNOR OF ARIZONA DOES AFTER HE PHONES

亞利桑那州州長打電話後做了什麼？

GSH-- HIS PHONE STARTED PLAYING THAT SONG.

GSH -- 他的手機開始播放這首歌。

♪ >> Reggie: YES.

>> 雷吉：是的。

>> James: TRUMP JUST GOD FRIEND-A-ZONAD.

>> 詹姆斯。特朗普只是上帝的朋友A-ZONAD。

>> IT IS A SAVAGE MOVE, SAVAGE MOVE FROM ANYONE WHO STILL USES

>> 這是一個卑鄙的舉動，卑鄙的舉動從任何人誰仍然使用

CUSTOM RING TONES.

定製的鈴聲。

WHO USES CUSTOM RING-- DO YOU?

誰使用定製戒指--你呢？

DO YOU HONESTLY.

你誠實地做。

YOU USE A CUSTOM RING TONE?

您使用的是定製鈴聲嗎？

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: BUT DON'T YOU STILL JUST LOOK AT YOUR PHONE ANYWAY?

>> 詹姆斯。但是，你不只是看你的手機反正？

>> Reggie: YEAH, BUT THERE IS A COUPLE OF PEOPLE AND I ALSO

>> 是的，但有一對夫婦的人，我也。

HAVE THE CUSTOM, YOU KNOW, THE TAP, LIKE THE VIBRATION WILL

有定製的，你知道的，水龍頭，喜歡的振動將。

GO-- .

去...

>> James: AND YOU WILL SET THAT FROM SOMEONE ELSE.

>> 詹姆斯。你會從別人那裡得到的。

>> SO IN YOUR POCKET YOU KNOW WHO IT IS WHEN THEY CALL.

>> 所以在你的口袋裡，當他們打電話來時，你知道是誰。

>> James: I DON'T THINK I WOULD EVER BE ANYWHERE WHERE I

>> 詹姆斯。我不認為我會永遠是任何地方，我的地方

AM LIKE WHAT IS THAT, WHO THE LET THE DOGS OUT, OH THAT'S

我想那是什麼，誰把狗放出來的，哦，那是。

WAS' THAT, WHAT'S THAT?

那是什麼，那是什麼？

-- LEV THAT.

-LEV那。

IGNORE THAT.

忽略了這一點。

ARE YOU A CUSTOM RING TONE GUY?

你是一個定製鈴聲的人嗎？

>> NO, I HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY PHONE SINCE LIKE 2010.

>> 不，我還沒有回答我的電話，從2010年開始。

>> James: YOU ARE A BIG TEXT GUY TEXT ONLY.

>> 詹姆斯。你是一個大的文字的傢伙，只有文字。

>> FACETIME SOMETIMES BUT TEXT OR FACETIME.

>> FACETIME有時但文字或面孔。

I DON'T NEED THE PHONE STUFF, WHAT AM IS IT, A LEKSZ ANDER

我不需要手機的東西，什麼是它，一個LEKSZ ANDER。

GRAHAM BELL CALLING, THO THANK YOU.

格拉漢姆-貝爾來電，謝謝你。

>> James: IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE I THINK THE LAND LINE PHONES,

>> 詹姆斯：這很奇怪，因為我覺得陸線電話。

THE HOME PHONES IS NOW THE EQUIVALENT OF THE DOOR BELL.

家庭電話現在相當於門鈴。

SO WHEN I WAS GROWING UP AND WE WERE THE DING DONG, EVERYONE

所以，當我長大了，我們是噹噹，每個人都。

GOES WHO IS THAT.

去誰是。

WHO?

誰？

WHO COULD THAT BE.

誰會是。

AND WE WOULD SPEND LIKE 20 SECONDS BEFORE ANYONE GOT UP AND

我們會花20秒的時間，在任何人起床之前

YOU WOULDN'T EVEN OPEN THE DOOR, YOU DO A QUICK PEEK AROUND THE

你連門都不會開，你就在周圍快速地看一眼。

WINDOW.

WINDOW：

NOW THE LAND LINE PHONE IS THAT IN OUR HOUSE, BRR, WE GO-- WELL

現在有線電話就是我們家的電話，BRR，我們去... ...

WHO COULD IT BE.

誰會是。

AND I'LL GO, MAYBE ANSWER IT, AND THEY'LL DP OOM'S NOT GOING

我會去，也許回答它，他們會DP OOM的不去。

TO ANSWER IT.

要回答它。

NO ONE HAS GOT THAT NUMBER.

沒有人得到這個數字。

THERE IS NO REASON.

沒有理由。

>> IT'S YOUR PHONE'S NUMBER, THEY THE ONLY RUNS ONES WHO

>> 這是你的手機號碼，他們只運行的人。

HAVE THAT.

有，。

>> WE MISSED THE MOMENT TO I VAC YAIT OUR HOUSE DURING THE FIRE.

>> 火災期間，我們錯過了給房子通風的時機。

WE ARE IN-- WE'VE GOT TO EVACUATE, NO ONE TOLD US, OH, WE

我們在... ... 我們必須撤離，沒有人告訴我們，哦，我們。

IGNORED THE HOME PHONE, THAT WILL BE IT.

忽略了家裡的電話，這將是它。

AND HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS TO KICK OFF OUR DECEMBER, SOUTH

這裡有一些好消息，為我們12月的南方之行拉開序幕。

KOREA JUST PASSED A SO CALLED BTS LAW WHICH DELAYS THE

韓國剛剛通過了一項所謂的BTS法，該法延後了BTS法的實施。

COUNTRY'S REQUIRED MILITARY SERVICE FOR THE OLDEST MEMBERS

國家為最年長的成員規定的兵役。

OF THE GROUP.

本集團：

THAT IS A NO-BRAINER FOR ME.

這對我來說是一個沒有頭腦的。

AN ABSOLUTE NO-BRAINER, WHEN YOU HAVE HAIR THAT BEAUTIFUL YOU

當你有一頭漂亮的頭髮時，絕對不需要動腦筋。

DON'T COVER IT WITH A HELMET.

不要用安全帽蓋住它。

THE DID LAYING MILITARY SERVICE FOR MEMBERS OF BTS.

The DID LAYING MILITARY SERVICE FOR MEMBERS OF BTS.

CAN YOU IMAGINE, BTS WITH EVEN MORE DISCIPLINE AND TRAINING?

你能想象，BTS有更多的訓練和培訓嗎？

DON'T BE ALARMED THE NEW LAW DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT

不要驚慌，新法沒有說任何關於... ...

THEM-- YOU KNOW PREVENTING THEM FROM BECOMING TOTALLY-- TOTALLY

你知道，防止他們成為完全... 完全。

ADORBS IN MILITARY OUTFITS IN A RECENT INTERVIEW BARACK OBAMA

在最近的採訪中，奧巴馬穿上軍裝，很是可愛。

SAID IF THEY MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT HIS LIFE HE WOULD LIKE DRAKE TO

他說如果他們拍一部關於他的生活的電影，他想讓DRAKE去拍。

PLAY HIM.

玩他。

OUR THOUGHTS GO OUT TO WILL SMITH DURING THIS DIFFICULT

在這個艱難的時期，我們對威爾-史密斯寄予厚望。

TIME.

時間。

OBAMA APPROVED IT AND APPARENTLY DRAKE IS INTERESTED SO I GUESS

奧巴馬準許了它，顯然DRAKE是感興趣的，所以我猜測。

NOW IT IS ALL GOING FLAT.

現在，這一切都變得平淡無奇。

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT, THAT SARCASTICALLY.

你沒必要這麼做，這麼諷刺。

THAT, I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING, THAT WAS A SARCASTIC, YOU

我知道你認為你是，那是個諷刺劇，你... ...

HIT THAT SYMBOL TOO HARD.

打那個符號太難了。

YOU DID YOU KNOW HE DID.

你知道他做了。

THAT WAS LIKE OH [BLEEP] YOU.

THAT WAS LIKE OH [BLEEP] YOU.

I LIKE THAT OBAMA ISN'T EVEN TRYING TO BE MODEST.

我喜歡奧巴馬甚至不嘗試謙虛。

HE'S LIKE OF COURSE DRAKE WILL PLAY ME, YEAH, 100 PERCENT.

他是喜歡的當然DRAKE會玩我，是的，100％。

IF SOMEONE ASKED ME WHO SHOULD PLAY ME IN A BIOPIC I TRY TO

如果有人問我誰來演我，我就會說："我想演我。"如果有人問我誰來演我，我就會說："我想演我。"如果有人問我誰來演我。

PRETEND THAT I DIDN'T WANT MATT DAMON TO DO IT YOU KNOW WHAT I

假裝我不想讓馬特-戴蒙這麼做，你知道我的意思。

MEAN, OH, WOW, I HADN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT T MAYBE SOME YOUNG

我的意思是，哦，哇，我從來沒有想過，也許一些年輕人

UNDISCOVERED ACTOR, SOMEONE ROUNDER, I DON'T KNOW, LIKE MATT

未被發現的演員，某人圓周率，我不知道，像馬特

DAMON.

DAMON：

MATT DAMON.

MATT DAMON：

THAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH SACK-- CHEEK BONES IT IS GREAT

這就是問題與麻袋 - 頰骨它是偉大的。

UNTIL YOU HAVE TO TALK.

直到你不得不說話。

>> TELL ME ABOUT THE PROTECT, I'M LIKE-- I DON'T REALLY-- I'M

>> 告訴我關於保護的事，我想... 我真的不... 我...

VERY PROUD OF IT.

非常自豪。

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

待會兒見。

IAN, WHO WOULD PLAY NEW A MOVIE WHO WOULD YOU GET WHO WOULD YOU

IAN，誰會演新電影 你會得到誰？

GO TO?

去？

>> NEITHER OF US ARE HAPPY ABOUT IT BUT JOSH GAD PROBABLY

>> 我們都不高興，但喬什-加德可能會。

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> James: YOU MEAN HE'S NOT HAPPY, YOU'RE NOT HAPPY.

>> 詹姆斯。你是說他不高興，你也不高興。

>> NOBODY, IT'S THE TRUTH BUT THAT IS LIKE A COMPROMISE,

>> 沒有人，這是事實，但這就像一個妥協。

NOBODY IS HAPPY WHEN IT'S OVER.

沒有人是快樂的，當它結束了。

>> James: WHO WOULD YOU GO TO REG, WHO WOULD PLAY YOU IN A

>> 詹姆斯。誰會讓你去找雷格，誰會讓你出場？

MOVIE.

電影：

>> PROBABLY ANTONIO BANDERAS.

>> 可能是安東尼奧-班德拉斯。

>> James: YES, I'M SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN

>> 詹姆斯。是的，我很高興你這麼說，因為我已經

STRUGGLING ALL DAY WHEN I KNEW WE WERE DOING THIS TOPIC.

掙扎了一整天，當我知道我們正在做這個話題。

I WAS LIKE WHO IS THE PERSON I'M THINK BEING TO PLAY REGGIE

我在想誰是我要扮演REGGIE的人？

WATTS.

WATTS.

I NOW UNDERSTAND.

我現在明白了。

I CAN HEAR THE VOICE BUT I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHO IT WAS.

我可以聽到這個聲音，但我不記得是誰了。

>> YEAH, EXACTLY.

>> 是的，正是如此。

>> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, STEVE?

>> 詹姆斯。你呢，史蒂夫？

>> DUCKY FROM PRETTY IN PINK.

>> 《粉紅俏佳人》中的DUCKY。

>> James: DUCKY FROM PRETRY IN PINK.

>> James:DUCKY FROM PRETRY IN PINK.

NEVER LET IT BE SAID YOU'RE NOT UP WITH THE TIMES, STEVE.

永遠不要讓人說你跟不上時代，史蒂夫。

YOU DIDN'T EVEN PICK HIS ROLL FROM LIKE TWO AND A HALF MEN.

你甚至沒有從兩個半人中挑選他的角色

YOU WENT BACK BEFORE THAT.

你在那之前就回去了

COMMITTED TO THE MARK, DID YOU JUST PERFORM THE SURGERY.

承諾的標誌，你是否剛做完手術。

>> STRAIGHT FROM THE SURGICAL WARD HERE, SORRY GUYS, RUNNING

>>從外科病房直奔這裡，對不起，夥計們，運行

LATE.

遲到的。

CLEAR.

清除：

OKAY.

好的。

THEY SHOULD BE GOOD, HAVE I TO GET TO THE SHOW.

他們應該是好的，有我去表演。

AND WE WANTED TO TELL BUT THIS.

我們想告訴，但這個。

GERMAN POLICE ARE NOW INVESTIGATING THE DISAPPEARANCE

德國警方正在調查失蹤事件。

OF A SCEF ENFOOT TALL MOUNTAIN TOP SCULPTURE OF A PEANUT.

一件SCEF ENFOOT高山頂的花生雕塑。

HERE IT IS HERE-- PENIS, THE CULTURE APPEARED SEVERAL YEARS

在這裡，它是在這裡 - 陰莖，文化出現數年

AGO WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION AND IT VANISHED OVER THE WEEKEND.

沒有任何解釋，週末就消失了。

LOOK, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LONELY DURING THE PABD BUT THIS IS

聽著，很多人都是在PABD期間寂寞，但這是。

RIDICULOUS.

荒謬的。

NOW THEY ARE SAYING IT DISAPPEARED I AM LIKE OR IS IT

現在他們說它消失了，我是喜歡，還是它是

JUST COLD OUT?

剛冷出來？

THERE IS TALK OF REPLACING IT BUT THE MOUNTAIN IS OLDER SO

有人說要替換它，但這座山已經老了，所以。

AUTHORITIES THINK IT MIGHT TAKE LONGER TO GET A NEW ONE ERECTED.

當局認為可能需要更長的時間才能豎立新的建築物。

AND FINALLY, GUYS, SOME ODD NEWS OUT OF JAPAN OR AS THEY CALL IT

最後，夥計們，一些奇怪的新聞從日本或他們所謂的日本。

IN JAPAN, NEWS.

在日本，新聞。

A GIANT 60 FOOT TALL ROBOT THAT CAN WALK AND MOVE ITS ARMS WAS

一個60英尺高的巨大機器人，可以行走和移動它的手臂，是一個巨大的。

UNVEIL THE IN TOKYO YESTERDAY.

揭開在東京的明天。

THE ROBOT IS PART OF A TOURIST ATTRACTION WHICH WILL OPEN LATER

該機器人是一個旅遊景點的一部分，將於近期開放。

THIS MONTH.

這個月。

THIS IS THE ROBOT HERE.

這是機器人在這裡。

>> THE A TRANQS WILL OPEN BY THE END OF DECEMBER AND WILL HAVE

>> A交易中心將於12月底前開放，並將於12月底前開放。

DESTROYED MOST OF TOKYO BY THE END OF JANUARY.

1月底前摧毀了東京的大部分地區。

>> WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?

>> 我們為什麼要這樣做？

WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?

我們為什麼要這麼做？

YP-- LET'S JUST-- I SAW A THING TALKING ABOUT ARTIFICIAL

YP... 讓我們... 我看到了一個談論藝術的東西。

INTELLIGENCE AND HE SAID ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL

智慧和他說的藝術智慧將。

ABSOLUTELY WIPE OUT HUMANITY WITHIN A HUNDRED AREAS T IS NOT

ABSOLUTELY WIPE OUT HUMANITY WITHIN A HUNDRED AREAS T IS NOT

EVEN UP FOR DE-- DEBATE, WELL THEN WE SHOULD STOP, LET'S STOP,

甚至為DE -- 辯論， 好吧，那麼我們應該停止，讓我們停止。

ALL HUMAN BEINGS, YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOOD.

所有的人類，你知道，我們是好的。

LET'S NOT BUILD AI, RIGHT?

讓我們不要建立人工智能，對吧？

WE WATCHED THE VIDEOS OF THE BOSTON DYNAMIC ROBOTS GO FROM

我們看了波士頓動態機器人的視頻，從這裡開始。

WALKING CLUMSILY TO NOW THEY ARE DOG THAT CAN CLIMB UPSIDE DOWN

笨笨地走到現在，他們是狗，可以攀登顛倒。

ON A CEILING AND WE ARE ALL JUST LIKE OH, THEY'RE DOING IT AND

在天花板上，我們都只是想 哦，他們這樣做，並

EVEN THE PEOPLE BUILDING IT ARE LIKE YEAH-OF-I KNOW, IT'S

即使是建造它的人也像YEAH-OF-我知道，這是

ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.

絕對是可怕的。

LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF THERES WITH A RON OT.

如果有了RON OT，生活會好很多。

WE DON'T NEED THEM.

我們不需要他們。

ARE YOU THE PROBLEM, WHAT DO YOU WANT A ROBOT FOR?

你是問題，你要機器人做什麼？

>> I JUST WANT A ROBOT FRIEND BUT YOU HAVE A REAL FRIEND.

>> 我只想交個機器人朋友，但你有個真正的朋友。

>> YEAH, I HAVE REAL FRIENDS BUT SOMETHING ABOUT A ROB AT THAT

>> 是的，我有真正的朋友，但那是一個機器人的事。

JUST, NO REPLACEMENT.

只是，沒有更換。

>> James: BUT THERE IS A REPLACEMENT BECAUSE ARE YOU

>> 詹姆斯。但是，有一個替代品，因為你是。

REPLACING OTHER THINGS WITH IT.

用它代替其他東西。

>> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

>> 是的，這是真的。

BUT I HAVE A ROOMBA AND I'M REALLY GLAD FOR THAT ONE.

但我有一個房巴，我很高興為那一個。

>> ROOMBA, PERFECT, FINE.

>> ROOMBA，完美的，精美的。