Harding and his love letters to Carrie Fulton Phillips.

哈丁和他寫給嘉莉-富爾頓-菲利普斯的情書。

Kerry was married to warns best friend, but that did not stop him from having an affair with her for 15 years, frequently writing her love letters that referred to his Penis as Jerry.

凱瑞與最好的朋友結婚了，但這並不妨礙他與她有15年的婚外情，經常給她寫情書，把他的老二稱為傑瑞。

Here's a word for word.

這裡有一字之差。

100% Riel excerpt from one of his letters, My darling Carrie, Jerry was pondering your notes and glad reflection, and we talked about it.

100%里爾摘錄他的一封信，我親愛的嘉莉，傑瑞在思考你的筆記和高興的檢討，我們談論了它。

He was strongly interested in elated and clung to discussion.

他對欣喜若狂的強烈興趣，緊緊抓住討論。

He told me to say that you are the best and darling ist in the world, and if you could have but one wish, it would be to be held in your darling embrace and be thrilled by your pink lips that convey the surpassing rapture of human touch and the unspeakable joy of love surpassing embrace.

他讓我說，你是世界上最好的、最親愛的ist，如果你只能有一個願望，那就是被你親愛的懷抱抱住，被你那粉嫩的嘴脣激動，傳達出人與人之間觸碰的超乎尋常的快感和愛與愛之間超越擁抱的難以言喻的喜悅。

I cordially agreed with all he said.

我誠懇地同意他所說的一切。

I don't know why it's so surprising to think that back in the 18 hundreds, men were still finding ways to send unsolicited dick pics.

我不知道為什麼會這麼驚訝，早在18百年前，男人們還在想方設法發送不請自來的雞巴照片。

Well, what is it, Matilda?

那是什麼，瑪蒂爾達？

It drew me a portrait.

它給我畫了一幅肖像。

Well, that's nice.

嗯，這是很好的。

No, no, it Zsa Portrait of his.

不，不，是他的Zsa肖像。

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧。

Like when was the first one caveman times?

比如第一個穴居時代是什麼時候？

Oh, uh, I'm getting off drag.

哦，呃，我下車拖。

As soon as Warren received the presidential nomination, Kerry threatened to go public.

沃倫一獲得總統提名，克里就揚言要公開。

Unless you got some cash.

除非你有一些現金。

Cash money.

現金錢。

Maybe solidifying her place in history is the first case of revenge.

也許鞏固她在歷史上的地位是復仇的第一例。

Porn, Blackmail.

色情，勒索。

Shame on you, Carry.

你真丟人，Carry。

This is why we can't have new things.

這就是我們不能有新事物的原因。

Warren could not bear the thought of Kerry releasing their correspondents because, let's face it, who wants the nation to hear that?

沃倫無法忍受克里釋放他們的記者，因為，讓我們面對現實吧，誰願意讓全國人民聽到這些？

You said, Wouldn't you like to get sopping wet out on superior?

你說，你不想在上級的時候被淋溼嗎？

Not the lake for the joy of fevered fondling and melting kisses.

而不是在湖邊享受狂熱的愛撫和融化的吻。

Again, that is a direct quote.

同樣，這也是直接引用。

Which brings me to the age old question.

這讓我想到了一個老問題。

To sext or not to sext and my friends, all I can say is, if you're a consenting adult, as long as you call your generals Jerry and said the most embarrassing captions possible, why the hell not as long as you're okay with going down in the history books as having seriously said, I wish I could take you to Mount Jerry.

要不要發sext和我的朋友們，我只能說，如果你是一個自願的成年人，只要你叫你的將軍傑瑞，說了最尷尬的字幕，為什麼不可以，只要你能接受載入史冊，認真地說，我希望能帶你上傑瑞山。

Oh, it's a wonderful spot.

哦，這是一個美妙的地方。

My, that's scandalous.

我的，那是醜聞。

I'm going to get laid upon his return in a fortnight.

兩週後他回來，我就去找他上床。

Johnny, you must.

約翰尼，你必須這樣做。

You must land on Mount Jerry.

你必須降落在傑裡山。

Yes, After all, I have this burning.

是的，畢竟，我有這種燃燒。

Oh yes, darling.

哦，是的，親愛的。

Perfect for the Penis thing.

很適合老二的事情。

Have at it.

有在它。

I'm Anaconda and thank you to square space for sponsoring today's Jerry Square spaces.

我是水蟒，感謝廣場空間對今天傑瑞廣場空間的贊助。

And only one platform told a beautiful and online Jerry and run your business, complete with Jerry and marketing tools and analytics to have your jerry be the best it could be.

而只有一個平臺告訴了一個美麗的和在線的傑瑞和運行你的業務，完整的傑瑞和營銷工具和分析，讓你的傑瑞是最好的。

For all of you who love to create audio content, You can use audio blocks, which allows you to Jerry Audio onto your site and tagged the audio for iTunes When your audio block is placed in a block.

對於所有的人誰愛創建的音頻內容，你可以使用音頻塊，它允許你傑裡音頻到您的網站和標記的音頻為iTunes當你的音頻塊被放置在一個塊。

Plus, you could have multiple Jerry's, receive selective access to your sites, Website manager and don't Jerry.

另外，你可以有多個傑瑞的，接收選擇性訪問您的網站，網站管理器和不要傑瑞。

You own all the content you put on the score space platform.

你擁有你在比分空間平臺上投放的所有內容。

Plus, they offer one click data portability Jerry and Discourse space dot com for a free trial.

另外，他們還提供一鍵式數據移植傑瑞和discourse空間點com免費試用。

Whenever you're ready to launch, go to squarespace dot com slash anna to save 10% off your first purchase of a Jerry or a Jerry Squarespace.

無論何時，只要你準備好發射，到squarespace點com斜槓anna，首次購買Jerry或Jerry Squarespace就能省下10%的費用。