Name: 傑瑞-宋飛責備吉米的宋飛印象。 (Jerry Seinfeld Critiques Jimmy’s Seinfeld Impression)
Uploaded: 2020-11-29T18:56:28.000Z
Duration: 12 min 15 s

-My first guest is one of my all-time favorite comedians.

-我的第一位嘉賓是我最喜歡的喜劇演員之一。

He has a new book out called "Is This Anything?"

他出了一本新書叫 "這有什麼了不起的？"

which is filled with 45 years worth of his stand-up material,

裡面裝滿了他45年的脫口秀素材。

and it is so good, I mean, like, the best stand-up material.

它是如此之好，我的意思是，像， 最好的站立材料。

You can just read this, and even if even if you're not funny,

你可以只看這個，就算就算你不好笑。

你的聲音很有趣。這就是它是多麼好。

please take a look at this iconic moment from his career.

請看一下他職業生涯中的這個標誌性時刻。

-That's the thing. I always mess up your intro.

-這就是問題所在我總是把你的開場白搞得一團糟

I figured I'd give you, for Thanksgiving this year --

我想今年的感恩節，我會給你... ...

You're always on tradition, but it's fun.

你總是在傳統上，但它的樂趣。

-Yes. I love always being with you on Thanksgiving, on TV.

-是的我喜歡在感恩節時和你在一起，在電視上。

因為我們不想要真正的感恩節。

-是的，我們不做...我們不做 - 不

What would we do at a real Thanksgiving? No.

我們在真正的感恩節會做什麼？不會

-No. You got to laugh at real Thanksgiving.

-No, this is exactly -- -You want to get a laugh,

-不，這正是... ...你想找樂子。

that means money in the bank. -Thank you.

But first, how is the family? How's Jessica? How's Sascha?

但首先，家庭如何？傑西卡好嗎？沙夏好嗎？

-All good. Thank you for asking. How about yours?

-They're great. They're cute. It's awesome.

-他們是偉大的。他們是偉大的。 他們是可愛的。這是真棒。

But, I mean, my kids are -- They're little.

但是，我的意思是，我的孩子是 - 他們是小。

-They're still your kids Don't diminish them

-他們還是你的孩子，不要貶低他們。

-I know, but they won't see this. I mean,

-我知道，但他們不會看到這個。我的意思是..,

I'll show this to them when they're older, you know?

等他們長大了我再給他們看這個，你知道嗎？

他們現在是5歲和7歲，所以... ...

-But your kids are 17. They're teenagers. 20.

-但你的孩子已經17歲了他們是青少年。20.

How is it? How is it with teenagers and older kids?

怎麼樣？對青少年和大孩子怎麼樣？

It only gets better. Everything gets better.

它只會變得更好。一切都會變得更好。

And I like teenagers a lot because of the hostility, the --

我很喜歡青少年，因為他們的敵意，... ...

They're great debaters. They will fight you.

他們是偉大的辯論者。他們會和你打。

They will break down your flaws in your logic.

but I really want to engage more syntactically.

但我真的很想更多地參與到文法中去。

-當然，一直都是是的，一直都是

I think for a man, for a husband, is the amount of room

我想對於一個男人，對於一個丈夫來說，就是空間的大小。

because it gets taken up by the other people.

There's only so much complaining that can happen.

只有這麼多的抱怨，可以發生。

-是啊，你說："嗯...你說："嗯... ..."你知道的

I'm lucky to get in a, "Where's the remote?"

我很幸運地進入了一個，"遙控器在哪裡？"。

-Yeah, because you've made these humans and --

-是的，因為你創造了這些人類，而且... ...

-Yeah. "Maybe you could put it back in the charger

-是啊。"也許你可以把它放回充電器中

-Jessica sent out a very funny post during quarantine.

-隔離期間，傑西卡發了一個非常有趣的帖子。

It said that because you have nowhere to perform,

right now, you walk around all day yelling.

現在，你整天走來走去，大喊大叫。

-你在屋裡說話的時候會大叫嗎？

"你當然要做。-是的，你必須這樣做。

There's no one else. -Yeah, you want to use

your stage voice, 'cause I'm not using it.

你的舞臺聲音， 因為我沒有使用它。

Then put it back in the middle of the table so I can reach it.

然後把它放回桌子中間，這樣我就可以夠到它了。

I want to talk about the new book, "Is This Anything?"

That's the title. -It's something you say. Yeah.

那是標題-這是你說的東西。是的，是的

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