Name: 保羅-路德在酒吧過感恩節--"深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩"。 (Paul Rudd Spent Thanksgiving At A Bar - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")
Uploaded: 2020-11-29T18:27:31.000Z
Duration: 7 min 8 s

過去簡單式

I sit over here, that music ran out really quickly.

我坐在這邊，那音樂真的很快就跑出來了。

Usually the music carries the guests over to the chair.

通常音樂會把客人帶到椅子上。

Unless they're bringing together, I'm supposed to put another quarter in there.

除非他們在一起，我應該再放一個25分硬幣在那裡。

It's gonna be Let's hope Ben Folds has some.

這將是讓我們希望本-福茲有一些。

Can I ask you if you put something in your hair or have you been electrocuted?

請問你是在頭髮上放了什麼東西，還是被電死了？

I'm a big fan of product in hair, but that that's so there's a lot of product in there.

我是一個很喜歡在頭髮上的產品，但那是所以有很多產品在那裡。

哦，夥計，你看，這就像特富龍。

Yeah, I do well in this play where I, uh it's not actual fudge.

是啊，我做的很好，在這個遊戲中，我，呃，這不是真正的軟糖。

The product is called Fudge Fudge because it looks like your interview is being shot upside down.

這款產品叫Fudge Fudge，因為它看起來就像你的面試被顛覆拍攝。

Yeah, it's the stuff that I I have to wear in the play because I have to mold my hair and a a few different shapes right.

是啊，這是我我必須穿的東西在劇中，因為我必須塑造我的頭髮和一些不同的形狀的權利。

Um and, uh, I've kind of gotten addicted to it.

And so I actually do you leave it in for a long period of time, or do you wash it out?

所以我其實你是把它放久了，還是洗掉？

I wash it out, and then I put it back in.

我把它洗出來，然後再放回去。

I got I went away, actually, uh was in Mystic, Connecticut, this weekend on I was late for the show.

我... ...我走了，實際上，呃... ...是在康涅狄格州的神祕地帶，這個週末... ...我的演出遲到了。

So my girlfriend had to pack my luggage, and when we got there, she had forgot.

所以我女朋友要幫我收拾行李，到了那裡，她卻忘了。

And I just remember I was from the other room calling, honey, did you pack my fudge?

我只記得我在另一個房間裡叫，親愛的，你幫我打包了嗎？

Probably didn't realize going That's my favorite.

可能沒有意識到要去 這是我的最愛。

That Z my favorite episode of three's company on Don Knots is listening.

那Z我最喜歡的一集三的公司的唐結在聽。

是啊，呃，感恩節快樂，雖然。

In all sincerity, if it is nice to have you Were you gonna celebrate?

真誠的說，如果有你在就好了 你要慶祝嗎？

You have someplace you could go or you're gonna going?

你有什麼地方可以去還是要去？

I'm going to this bar called Mali's Molly's Sabine.

我要去這個叫Mali's Molly's Sabine的酒吧。

Is this a sad thing that you're going to a bar?

It sounds kind of sad now that I think about it.

Yeah, I've done that a couple times for Thanksgiving.

是啊，我已經做了幾次感恩節。

It's this great bar, and they do a really nice Thanksgiving spread and sound.

這是這個偉大的酒吧， 他們做了一個非常好的感恩節傳播和聲音。

Yeah, its's on its on 22nd Street and Third Avenue on, uh, the last Thanksgiving I spent there was a few years ago with Cem Cem friends.

是啊，它是在它的22街和第三大道上，呃，最後一個感恩節我花了那裡是幾年前與Cem Cem朋友。

We all came in into the city and met at Molly's, and some friends was actually come.

我們都進城了，在莫利家見面，有些朋友其實是來了。

They had flown in from California and he'd met this couple on the plane, these Australian couple.

他們從加州飛來，他在飛機上遇到了這對澳洲夫婦。

They were joining us for our Thanksgiving dinner, and he was a really charismatic, interesting guy that was here, kind of, uh, with business opportunities.

他們加入了我們的感恩節晚餐， 他是一個真正的魅力，有趣的傢伙 在這裡，那種，呃，與商業機會。

And he was thinking entrepreneur, he's like, Yeah, yeah, kind of.

他想的是企業家，他說，是啊，是啊，有點。

But all environment, environmentally sound business opportunities.

What's an example of the things he was pitching?

Well, one of the things he pitched us was, um, an engine that runs on air.

他向我們介紹的一個東西是... 一個靠空氣運行的發動機。

He was telling us that there was his engine that was like new engine that ran on air.

他告訴我們，有他的發動機，就像新的發動機一樣，用空氣運行。

Then there was another one that was a tree that grew an inch.

然後還有一個是一棵樹，長了一寸。

Today, on engine that runs on air is a balloon deflating, but we'll just go back to basics.

今天，在發動機上，在空氣中運行的是一個氣球放氣，但我們還是要回到基礎。

We were really ready to kind of give him best, if you for some of these in some of these ideas.

我們真的是準備好了一種給他最好的，如果你為其中的一些在其中的一些想法。

And then he finally said, You know, it's the greatest, uh, speech and actors ever given on the environment.

然後他最後說，你知道，這是有史以來最偉大的，呃，關於環境的演講和演員。

The greatest actor ever to give a speech on the environment is the worst Australian accent I have ever.

史上最偉大的演員發表環保演講，是我見過最差的澳洲口音。

And he said, Steven Segall on deadly ground way put our checkbooks way, lost us on.

他說，史蒂文-西格爾在死地的方式把我們的支票簿的方式，失去了我們上。

You know, whenever I try an Australian accent, I just stick to today and shrimp on the Barbie is probably the best thing.

你知道，每當我嘗試澳洲口音，我只是堅持今天和蝦在芭比娃娃可能是最好的事情。

Todo And if I ever was an actor and I had to plan Australian guy, I would have the speech rewritten.

多多 如果我曾經是一個演員，我必須計劃澳洲的傢伙，我會讓演講重寫。

Now here comes Mr Phelps Today, shrimp on Bobby Bobby shrimp.

今天菲爾普斯先生來了，鮑比鮑比的蝦米。

Today, good day ball be shrimp on that have to Chiron what the hell I was talking about.

今天，好日子球球是蝦米上的，有到巨蟹座我到底在說什麼。

Or you could also just say Australian, the B.

或者你也可以直接說澳大利亞人，B。

That's the other thing that would get you be.

It's going really well, Yeah, you like doing you like doing live theater?

這真的很好，是的，你喜歡做... ...你喜歡做現場戲劇？

Is it because I always think that would be kind of scary here.

是不是因為我總覺得在這裡會有點恐怖。

But But something it can be a Yeah, a little, A little embarrassing sometimes when things happen that aren't supposed Thio and you can edit it out.

但有些事可能會讓人尷尬，有時當事情發生時，不應該是這樣的，你可以把它編輯出來。

Last month, uh, Rachel Vice Gretchen Mall and Frederick Weller, where the four of us are doing the show.

上個月，呃，Rachel Vice Gretchen Mall和Frederick Weller，我們四個人在那裡做節目。

But Rachel Vice and I had this scene in, uh, in bed.

但瑞秋-維斯特和我有過這樣一幕，呃，在床上。

We're laying in bed, the sheets are covering us, and we're both in boxer shorts, so it doesn't really matter Anyway.

我們躺在床上，床單蓋著我們，我們都穿著短褲，所以這並不重要，反正。

It's a sweet scene, and the sheets actually had fallen down, and I had my leg of when I was talking to Rachel over here and and and And didn't, um, quite realize until I heard some rumbling from the audience that my leg was up and my boxers were hanging down on its You know, everyone has the fly down on stage story, but I was actually just kind of hanging brain.

這是一個甜蜜的場景， 和床單實際上已經下降了， 我有我的腿，當我說話 瑞秋在這裡，並沒有，嗯，完全意識到， 直到我聽到一些隆隆聲 從觀眾，我的腿是向上的，我的拳擊手 掛在它的。 你知道，每個人都有飛下來 在舞臺上的故事，但我實際上是 那種只是掛的大腦。

I was really just all out there and on may be my least favorite phrase ever.

我真的只是在那裡，在可能是我最不喜歡的一句話。

You know, most favorite, it's hard to know.

It's coming back around to most favorite.