Name: 吉米法隆談 2020 年非傳統感恩節！ | 今夜秀 (Jimmy Fallon’s Thoughts on 2020's Untraditional Thanksgiving | The Tonight Show)
Uploaded: 2025-12-08T11:09:00.000Z
Duration: 3 min 44 s

-Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show"!

-歡迎，歡迎，歡迎來到 "今夜秀"!

Let me start by wishing everyone a very happy Thanksgiving! Yeah!

首先讓我祝大家感恩節快樂!耶！

That's right. We made it through Thanksgiving,

沒錯，我們熬過了感恩節， That's right.我們度過了感恩節。

and if your guests are still over, just remind them

如果你的客人還在，只要提醒他們

they shouldn't have been there in the first place.

We all had to worry about whether our lives were at stake.

我們都不得不擔心自己的生命是否受到威脅。

I spent the day watching a lot of Thanksgiving stuff on TV.

我花了一天時間在電視上看了很多感恩節的東西。

There was the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

that we were in. That's right. [ Cheers and applause ]

我們是在。這是正確的。 - [歡呼聲和掌聲][歡呼聲和掌聲]

It was a big day for that one serving tray

今天是個大日子，因為那一個盤子。

everyone owns that has the word "thankful" written on it.

每個人都擁有寫有 "感恩 "二字的東西。

We had a small Thanksgiving this year 'cause, in New York,

我們有一個小的感恩節 今年的原因，在紐約，

Governor Cuomo shows up to your house with a Taser.

州長Cuomo帶著泰瑟槍去了你家。

having my entire family over, like my aunt showing up

有我的整個家庭過來， 像我的姑姑出現了

[ Slurred ] "It's from the register at Trader Joe's.

[ Normal voice ] I also missed when my uncle opens

his seventh beer and is like, "So, still telling

他的第七瓶啤酒，是這樣的，"所以，還在告訴。

your little knock-knock jokes on the TV?!"

你在電視上的小磕磕碰碰的笑話？"

But I ended up having a nice day, right up until my kids

但我還是度過了美好的一天，直到我的孩子們...

said that they were most thankful for Daddy

I read that because of smaller gatherings this year,

我讀到，因為今年的聚會較少。

a lot of Americans also wanted smaller turkeys.

When they heard that, all the turkeys who went keto this month

當他們聽到這句話，所有的火雞誰去keto這個月。

were like, "Man, that really backfired, huh?"

是這樣的，"男人，這真的反效果，是吧？"

That's right. Smaller turkeys were hard to find.

沒錯，小火雞很難找到 That's right.小火雞很難找到。

by using one of those forehead thermometers.

通過使用那些額頭溫度計之一。

Then, just to be safe, they gave the butt a quick nasal swab.

然後，為了安全起見，他們給屁股快速地做了鼻腔拭子。

I mean, it's for fun. Come on. [ Laughter ]

我的意思是，這是為了好玩。來吧。[笑聲]

Some people tried to be safe by eating outside.

有些人為了安全起見，儘量在外面吃飯。

However, it rained in a lot of the country today.

不過，今天全國很多地方都下了雨。

人們很聰明，所以他們租了帳篷。

and when they were finished, they realized

Of course, a lot of people decided to celebrate over Zoom,

and now it's clear why nobody ever eats yam

現在知道為什麼沒有人吃山藥了吧？

Meanwhile, I saw that the TSA allowed some Thanksgiving foods

同時，我看到TSA允許一些感恩節的食物。

Yep, nothing better on a long flight than sitting next to

是的，在漫長的飛行中，沒有什麼比坐在旁邊的

a guy with three Tupperwares full of creamed onions.

一個人拿著三個裝滿奶油洋蔥的特百惠食品。

And finally, since today is Thanksgiving,

最後，因為今天是感恩節，所以。

a lot of stores are offering deals online.

just punch yourself in the face before you click "add to cart."

在你點擊 "加入購物車 "之前，先打自己的臉吧。

We have a great show for you tonight! Oh!

我們今晚有一場精彩的演出！哦！

His new book, "Is This Anything?", is out now.

他的新書《這有什麼了不起的嗎》現已出版。

Also, he was just nominated for two Grammys,

而且，他剛剛獲得了兩項格萊美獎的提名。

他有一個全新的專輯即將推出。

We're talking to him, and he's performing later on in the show.

我們在和他說話，他在後面的節目中表演。

It's a very, very exciting day to do this.

這是一個非常非常激動人心的日子。