Name: 感恩節火雞ROASTS詹姆斯-科登和雷吉-沃茨。 (Thanksgiving Turkey ROASTS James Corden & Reggie Watts)
Uploaded: 2020-11-29T18:15:22.000Z
Duration: 5 min 39 s

>> James: NOW EVERY YEAR ACROSS AMERICA MILLIONS OF

>> 詹姆斯。現在，每年在全美各地，數以百萬計的人都會被捲入其中。

SO THIS YEAR WE THOUGHT WE WITH CHANGE THINGS UP A BIT AND FOR

是以，今年我們認為我們要改變一下事情，併為之付出代價。

ONE NATURE ONLY LET A TURKEY ROAST US ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND

只有一種自然，讓火雞來烤我們吧，女士們，還有... ...

QUESTION, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME LIVE IN THE STUD WHY THE

問題是，先生們，請歡迎住在研究為什麼

HEY, JERKY TURKEY, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, THIS WILL BE A BIT

嘿，傑基土耳其人，謝謝你加入我們，這將是一個有點。

>> YEAH, YEAH, THAT SEEMS LIKE A FAIR TRADE OFF.

>> 是啊，是啊，這似乎是一個公平的交易。

YOU MASSACRE EVERYONE I KNOW AND I TELL SOME JOKES SURE, SURE,

你強姦了我認識的所有人，我還開了一些玩笑，當然，當然。

YOU KNOW, JAMES, I SEE YOU DON'T HAVE AN AUDIENCE IN HERE ANY

你知道嗎，詹姆斯，我看你在這裡沒有聽眾了。

MORE AND I GOT TO SAY I APPRECIATE YOU DOING YOUR PART

更多，我得說我很感激你盡了自己的一份力量

TO HELP STOP EXPOSURE TO ONE OF THE WORST VIRUSES OF OUR

幫助停止暴露於我們最嚴重的病毒之一。

我只是在開玩笑詹姆斯，我是在開玩笑。

HAVE I NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN YOUR JOKES KILL BEFORE, ROASTING YOUR

我從來沒有真正看到過你的笑話殺死之前，烤你的。

YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SAY, IAN, YOU REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH, MAN.

你知道，我得說，伊安，你真的讓我笑了，夥計。

EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU I'M LIKE HA HA HA HA HE THINKS THAT

每次我看你的時候，我就想，哈哈哈哈，他認為，。

Y'ALL ARE THE BEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT, IS WHAT I WOULD BE SAYING

你們是深夜裡最棒的樂隊，我也會這麼說。

如果我是在吉米-法隆的表演，現在。

YOU DRESS LIKE PAULA POUNDSTONE ON EDIBLES.

你穿的像寶拉-龐德斯通的衣服在EDIBLES上。

YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW I KNOW THAT JOKE IS KIND OF A DEEP CUT

你知道，你知道，我知道這個笑話有點深奧。

REFERENCE BUT IT WILL MAKE SENSE TO MORE PEOPLE THAN ANYTHING

參考，但對更多的人來說，它將比任何事情都有意義。

TIM, IT'S TIM, TIM IS SO COOL THAT YOUR MOM LET YOU DRESS

TIM，這是TIM，TIM是如此的酷，你的媽媽讓你打扮

I GOT TO SAY THOUGH, YOU PLAY THE GUITAR ALMOST AS GOOD AS

我得說，你的吉他彈得和我一樣好。

>> STEVE, HEY STEVE, YOU KNOW IT IS TOO BAD THAT I SHAVED YOUR

>> 史蒂夫，嘿，史蒂夫，你知道這是太糟糕了，我剃了你的。

BEARD, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE NOW YOUR PERSONALITY IS THE WORST

鬍子，你知道的，因為現在你的個性是最差的。

(LAUGHTER) GOBBLE GOBBLE BABY, YOUR ASS IS

(笑)咕嚕咕嚕寶貝，你的屁股是。

HAGAR, YOU ARE WITHOUT A DOUBT THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE ROOM.

HAGAR，你毫無疑問是這裡最酷的人。

BUT SEEING AS HOW IT IS THIS ROOM THAT IS BARELY A

但是，看到它是如何這個房間，幾乎是一個

YOU KNOW WHENEVER I HEAR YOU PLAYING THE-BASE I ALWAYS THINK

你知道我每次聽到你打基調的時候，我都會想... ...

I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS BECAUSE I HEAR YOU AND I THINK I GUESS

我聽了你的聲音，我想我猜到了，所以我只想聽那個低音。

>> James: JERKY TUR KEE YOU FORGOT GUILLERMO.

>> 詹姆斯：JERKY TUR KEE你忘了GILLERMO：

>> OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY GEE A MOW, THAT WAS SO RUDE OF ME,

>> 哦，我的上帝，我很抱歉GEE A MOW，這是非常粗魯的我。

MISSING A BEAT IS YOUR JOB, MY BAD, PIE BAD.

失誤一拍是你的工作，我的壞，派的壞。

CECE IS A TRUE SUCCESS STORY, ABSOLUTE TRUE SUCCESS STORY, SHE

CECE是一個真正的成功故事，絕對的真正的成功故事，她是一個真正的成功故事。

GREW UP IN A SMALLTOWN IN THE SOUTH AND CAME OUT HERE TO

在南部的一個小鎮長大的，來到這裡。

HOLLYWOOD AND MADE HER PARENTS AND SIBLINGS PROUD WHICH WASN'T

在荷里活，讓她的父母和兄弟姐妹感到驕傲，這不是

TOO HARD BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON.

太難了，因為他們是同一個人。

>> 詹姆斯。我再一次，你已經做了我。

>> OH, YOU LIKE ARE YOU REALLY IN A PLACE TO CRITICIZE SOMEONE

>> 哦，你喜歡你是在一個地方責備別人。

>> James: I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD A GOOD TIME, WE'VE ALL HAD

>> 詹姆斯。我想我們都有一個很好的時間，我們都已經有了。

>> WE'VE HAD OUR FUN, YEAH, THAT IS SOMETHING NO GUEST ON THIS

>> 我們已經有了我們的樂趣，是的，這是一些沒有客人在此。

YOU KNOW JAMES, JAMES, EVER SINCE LOCKDOWN STARTED YOU VRNT

你知道JAMES，JAMES，自從LOCKDOWN開始後，你就不在了。

BEEN ABLE TO DO CARPOOL KARAOKE BALK OF THE PANDEMIC AND THAT IS

能夠做CarPOOL KARAOKE BALK的PANDEMIC，這是

NO, I'M JUST KIDDINGK I ACTUALLY AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO

不，我只是在開玩笑，我實際上真的很期待。

CARPOOL KARAOKE COMING BACK AND I REALLY HOPE YOU DO ONE OF THE

CarPOOL KARAOKE即將回歸，我希望你能做其中的一個。

GREAT NEW MUSICIANS, HOSE TAPED TO YOUR EXHAUST PIPE, GET HIM IN

偉大的新音樂人，軟管膠帶到你的排氣管，讓他在。

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S MY TIME, YOUR ASS ARE HEAVILY ROASTED.

好了，這是我的時間，你的屁股被嚴重烤。

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，你在那裡，他去。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW,"

我們會在 "遲來的晚間秀 "節目中為您帶來更多的內容。

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