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  • >> James: NOW EVERY YEAR ACROSS AMERICA MILLIONS OF

    >> 詹姆斯。現在,每年在全美各地,數以百萬計的人都會被捲入其中。

  • TURKEYS ARE ROASTED ON THANKSGIVING.

    火雞是在感恩節烤的。

  • SO THIS YEAR WE THOUGHT WE WITH CHANGE THINGS UP A BIT AND FOR

    是以,今年我們認為我們要改變一下事情,併為之付出代價。

  • ONE NATURE ONLY LET A TURKEY ROAST US ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND

    只有一種自然,讓火雞來烤我們吧,女士們,還有... ...

  • QUESTION, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME LIVE IN THE STUD WHY THE

    問題是,先生們,請歡迎住在研究為什麼

  • JERKY TURKEY.

    JERKY TURKEY.

  • HEY, JERKY TURKEY, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, THIS WILL BE A BIT

    嘿,傑基土耳其人,謝謝你加入我們,這將是一個有點。

  • OF FUN, ARE YOU READY TO ROAST US?

    樂趣,你準備好烤我們了嗎?

  • >> YEAH, YEAH, THAT SEEMS LIKE A FAIR TRADE OFF.

    >> 是啊,是啊,這似乎是一個公平的交易。

  • YOU MASSACRE EVERYONE I KNOW AND I TELL SOME JOKES SURE, SURE,

    你強姦了我認識的所有人,我還開了一些玩笑,當然,當然。

  • LET'S GO.

    我們走吧

  • YOU KNOW, JAMES, I SEE YOU DON'T HAVE AN AUDIENCE IN HERE ANY

    你知道嗎,詹姆斯,我看你在這裡沒有聽眾了。

  • MORE AND I GOT TO SAY I APPRECIATE YOU DOING YOUR PART

    更多,我得說我很感激你盡了自己的一份力量

  • TO HELP STOP EXPOSURE TO ONE OF THE WORST VIRUSES OF OUR

    幫助停止暴露於我們最嚴重的病毒之一。

  • LIFETIME.

    終身。

  • JAMES CORDEN'S COMEDY.

    JAMES CORDEN的喜劇。

  • I'M JUST KIDDING JAMES, I'M KIDDING.

    我只是在開玩笑詹姆斯,我是在開玩笑。

  • HAVE I NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN YOUR JOKES KILL BEFORE, ROASTING YOUR

    我從來沒有真正看到過你的笑話殺死之前,烤你的。

  • ASS, BABY!

    屁股,寶貝!

  • YEAH.

    是的。

  • YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SAY, IAN, YOU REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH, MAN.

    你知道,我得說,伊安,你真的讓我笑了,夥計。

  • EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU I'M LIKE HA HA HA HA HE THINKS THAT

    每次我看你的時候,我就想,哈哈哈哈,他認為,。

  • MUSTACHE LOOKS GOOD.

    鬍子看起來不錯。

  • I'M KIDDING, YOU LOOK SUPER.

    我開玩笑的,你看起來很好。

  • SPECIFICALLY SUPERMARIO.

    特別是超級瑪麗奧。

  • BOOM, ROASTING YOUR ASS.

    嘭,烤你的屁股。

  • OH, THE BAND.

    哦,樂隊。

  • Y'ALL ARE THE BEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT, IS WHAT I WOULD BE SAYING

    你們是深夜裡最棒的樂隊,我也會這麼說。

  • IF I WERE AT JIMMY FALON'S SHOW RIT NOW.

    如果我是在吉米-法隆的表演,現在。

  • I'M KIDDING.

    我在開玩笑。

  • I'M KIDDING.

    我在開玩笑。

  • REGGIE, REG YEA WATTS.

    瑞吉,瑞吉是沃茨。

  • YOU DRESS LIKE PAULA POUNDSTONE ON EDIBLES.

    你穿的像寶拉-龐德斯通的衣服在EDIBLES上。

  • YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW I KNOW THAT JOKE IS KIND OF A DEEP CUT

    你知道,你知道,我知道這個笑話有點深奧。

  • REFERENCE BUT IT WILL MAKE SENSE TO MORE PEOPLE THAN ANYTHING

    參考,但對更多的人來說,它將比任何事情都有意義。

  • YOU'VE EVER SAID ON THIS SHOW.

    你在這個節目上說過,

  • TIM, IT'S TIM, TIM IS SO COOL THAT YOUR MOM LET YOU DRESS

    TIM,這是TIM,TIM是如此的酷,你的媽媽讓你打扮

  • YOURSELF TODAY, VERY COOL.

    你自己今天,非常酷。

  • I GOT TO SAY THOUGH, YOU PLAY THE GUITAR ALMOST AS GOOD AS

    我得說,你的吉他彈得和我一樣好。

  • PRINCE, SPECIFICALLY PRINCE NOW.

    王子,特別是現在的王子。

  • ROASTED.

    烘烤。

  • YOUR ASS.

    你的屁股。

  • >> STEVE, HEY STEVE, YOU KNOW IT IS TOO BAD THAT I SHAVED YOUR

    >> 史蒂夫,嘿,史蒂夫,你知道這是太糟糕了,我剃了你的。

  • BEARD, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE NOW YOUR PERSONALITY IS THE WORST

    鬍子,你知道的,因為現在你的個性是最差的。

  • THING ABOUT YOU.

    關於你的事。

  • (LAUGHTER) GOBBLE GOBBLE BABY, YOUR ASS IS

    (笑)咕嚕咕嚕寶貝,你的屁股是。

  • ROASTED.

    烘烤。

  • HAGAR, YOU ARE WITHOUT A DOUBT THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE ROOM.

    HAGAR,你毫無疑問是這裡最酷的人。

  • BUT SEEING AS HOW IT IS THIS ROOM THAT IS BARELY A

    但是,看到它是如何這個房間,幾乎是一個

  • COMPLIMENT.

    COMPLIMENT:

  • YOU KNOW WHENEVER I HEAR YOU PLAYING THE-BASE I ALWAYS THINK

    你知道我每次聽到你打基調的時候,我都會想... ...

  • ABOUT SONGS.

    關於歌曲。

  • I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS BECAUSE I HEAR YOU AND I THINK I GUESS

    我聽了你的聲音,我想我猜到了,所以我只想聽那個低音。

  • THERE IS SOMETHING WORSE THAN THAT SONG.

    還有比這首歌更糟糕的事情。

  • CECE.

    CECE:

  • >> James: JERKY TUR KEE YOU FORGOT GUILLERMO.

    >> 詹姆斯:JERKY TUR KEE你忘了GILLERMO:

  • >> OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY GEE A MOW, THAT WAS SO RUDE OF ME,

    >> 哦,我的上帝,我很抱歉GEE A MOW,這是非常粗魯的我。

  • MISSING A BEAT IS YOUR JOB, MY BAD, PIE BAD.

    失誤一拍是你的工作,我的壞,派的壞。

  • CECE.

    CECE:

  • THERE SHE IS.

    她在那裡。

  • CECE IS A TRUE SUCCESS STORY, ABSOLUTE TRUE SUCCESS STORY, SHE

    CECE是一個真正的成功故事,絕對的真正的成功故事,她是一個真正的成功故事。

  • GREW UP IN A SMALLTOWN IN THE SOUTH AND CAME OUT HERE TO

    在南部的一個小鎮長大的,來到這裡。

  • HOLLYWOOD AND MADE HER PARENTS AND SIBLINGS PROUD WHICH WASN'T

    在荷里活,讓她的父母和兄弟姐妹感到驕傲,這不是

  • TOO HARD BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON.

    太難了,因為他們是同一個人。

  • ROASTED YOUR ASS.

    烤你的屁股。

  • HEY JAMES, JAMES.

    嘿,詹姆斯,詹姆斯。

  • >> James: ME AGAIN, YOU ALREADY DID ME.

    >> 詹姆斯。我再一次,你已經做了我。

  • >> OH, YOU LIKE ARE YOU REALLY IN A PLACE TO CRITICIZE SOMEONE

    >> 哦,你喜歡你是在一個地方責備別人。

  • GOING BACK FOR SECONDS.

    回到幾秒鐘。

  • BOOM, YEAH, ROASTED.

    轟,是的,烤。

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT.

    >> 詹姆斯。好的。

  • >> GOBBLE FREAKING GOBBLE, BABY.

    >> 咕嚕咕嚕,寶貝。

  • >> James: I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD A GOOD TIME, WE'VE ALL HAD

    >> 詹姆斯。我想我們都有一個很好的時間,我們都已經有了。

  • OUR FUN.

    我們的樂趣。

  • >> WE'VE HAD OUR FUN, YEAH, THAT IS SOMETHING NO GUEST ON THIS

    >> 我們已經有了我們的樂趣,是的,這是一些沒有客人在此。

  • SHOW HAS EVER SAID.

    SHOW曾經說過:

  • BOOM, ROASTED.

    嘭,烤。

  • BACK BACK BOOGER.

    後退後退BOOGER。

  • YOU KNOW JAMES, JAMES, EVER SINCE LOCKDOWN STARTED YOU VRNT

    你知道JAMES,JAMES,自從LOCKDOWN開始後,你就不在了。

  • BEEN ABLE TO DO CARPOOL KARAOKE BALK OF THE PANDEMIC AND THAT IS

    能夠做CarPOOL KARAOKE BALK的PANDEMIC,這是

  • WHY SO MANY PEOPLE REFUSE TO WEAR MASKS.

    為什麼那麼多人拒絕戴面具?

  • NO, I'M JUST KIDDINGK I ACTUALLY AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO

    不,我只是在開玩笑,我實際上真的很期待。

  • CARPOOL KARAOKE COMING BACK AND I REALLY HOPE YOU DO ONE OF THE

    CarPOOL KARAOKE即將回歸,我希望你能做其中的一個。

  • GREAT NEW MUSICIANS, HOSE TAPED TO YOUR EXHAUST PIPE, GET HIM IN

    偉大的新音樂人,軟管膠帶到你的排氣管,讓他在。

  • YOUR PASSENGER SEAT, PLEASE, ROASTED.

    你的乘客座位,請,烤。

  • ALL RIGHT, THAT'S MY TIME, YOUR ASS ARE HEAVILY ROASTED.

    好了,這是我的時間,你的屁股被嚴重烤。

  • SEE YOU NEXT YEAR JERKY TUR KEE OUT!

    明年見,JERKY TURKEE OUT!

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU HE GOES.

    >> 詹姆斯。好吧,你在那裡,他去。

  • JERKY TUR KEE, EVERYBODY.

    JERKY TUR KEE, EVERYBODY.

  • WOW.

    WOW。

  • GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE.

    咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕。

  • GOBBLE GOBBLE WITH.

    GOBBLE GOBBLE與。

  • >> HEY JAMES, IS THIS DOOR LOCKED.

    >> 嘿,詹姆斯,這是鎖定的。

  • >> James: YEAH.

    >> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

  • >> YOU CAN UNLOCK IT PLEASE.

    >> 你可以解鎖它,請。

  • >> James: NO.

    >> 詹姆斯。沒有。

  • >> WHAT IS GOING ON?

    >> 發生什麼事了?

  • >> James: WHAT'S GOING ON?

    >> 詹姆斯。發生什麼事了?

  • I'M ABOUT TO ROAST YOUR ASS!

    我要烤你的屁股!

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW,"

    我們會在 "遲來的晚間秀 "節目中為您帶來更多的內容。

  • EVERYBODY.

    每個人。

>> James: NOW EVERY YEAR ACROSS AMERICA MILLIONS OF

>> 詹姆斯。現在,每年在全美各地,數以百萬計的人都會被捲入其中。

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