TURKEYS ARE ROASTED ON THANKSGIVING.

火雞是在感恩節烤的。

SO THIS YEAR WE THOUGHT WE WITH CHANGE THINGS UP A BIT AND FOR

是以，今年我們認為我們要改變一下事情，併為之付出代價。

ONE NATURE ONLY LET A TURKEY ROAST US ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND

只有一種自然，讓火雞來烤我們吧，女士們，還有... ...

QUESTION, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME LIVE IN THE STUD WHY THE

問題是，先生們，請歡迎住在研究為什麼

JERKY TURKEY.

JERKY TURKEY.

HEY, JERKY TURKEY, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, THIS WILL BE A BIT

嘿，傑基土耳其人，謝謝你加入我們，這將是一個有點。

OF FUN, ARE YOU READY TO ROAST US?

樂趣，你準備好烤我們了嗎？

>> YEAH, YEAH, THAT SEEMS LIKE A FAIR TRADE OFF.

>> 是啊，是啊，這似乎是一個公平的交易。

YOU MASSACRE EVERYONE I KNOW AND I TELL SOME JOKES SURE, SURE,

你強姦了我認識的所有人，我還開了一些玩笑，當然，當然。

LET'S GO.

我們走吧

YOU KNOW, JAMES, I SEE YOU DON'T HAVE AN AUDIENCE IN HERE ANY

你知道嗎，詹姆斯，我看你在這裡沒有聽眾了。

MORE AND I GOT TO SAY I APPRECIATE YOU DOING YOUR PART

更多，我得說我很感激你盡了自己的一份力量

TO HELP STOP EXPOSURE TO ONE OF THE WORST VIRUSES OF OUR

幫助停止暴露於我們最嚴重的病毒之一。

LIFETIME.

終身。

JAMES CORDEN'S COMEDY.

JAMES CORDEN的喜劇。

I'M JUST KIDDING JAMES, I'M KIDDING.

我只是在開玩笑詹姆斯，我是在開玩笑。

HAVE I NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN YOUR JOKES KILL BEFORE, ROASTING YOUR

我從來沒有真正看到過你的笑話殺死之前，烤你的。

ASS, BABY!

屁股，寶貝！

YEAH.

是的。

YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SAY, IAN, YOU REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH, MAN.

你知道，我得說，伊安，你真的讓我笑了，夥計。

EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU I'M LIKE HA HA HA HA HE THINKS THAT

每次我看你的時候，我就想，哈哈哈哈，他認為，。

MUSTACHE LOOKS GOOD.

鬍子看起來不錯。

I'M KIDDING, YOU LOOK SUPER.

我開玩笑的，你看起來很好。

SPECIFICALLY SUPERMARIO.

特別是超級瑪麗奧。

BOOM, ROASTING YOUR ASS.

嘭，烤你的屁股。

OH, THE BAND.

哦，樂隊。

Y'ALL ARE THE BEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT, IS WHAT I WOULD BE SAYING

你們是深夜裡最棒的樂隊，我也會這麼說。

IF I WERE AT JIMMY FALON'S SHOW RIT NOW.

如果我是在吉米-法隆的表演，現在。

I'M KIDDING.

我在開玩笑。

I'M KIDDING.

我在開玩笑。

REGGIE, REG YEA WATTS.

瑞吉，瑞吉是沃茨。

YOU DRESS LIKE PAULA POUNDSTONE ON EDIBLES.

你穿的像寶拉-龐德斯通的衣服在EDIBLES上。

YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW I KNOW THAT JOKE IS KIND OF A DEEP CUT

你知道，你知道，我知道這個笑話有點深奧。

REFERENCE BUT IT WILL MAKE SENSE TO MORE PEOPLE THAN ANYTHING

參考，但對更多的人來說，它將比任何事情都有意義。

YOU'VE EVER SAID ON THIS SHOW.

你在這個節目上說過，

TIM, IT'S TIM, TIM IS SO COOL THAT YOUR MOM LET YOU DRESS

TIM，這是TIM，TIM是如此的酷，你的媽媽讓你打扮

YOURSELF TODAY, VERY COOL.

你自己今天，非常酷。

I GOT TO SAY THOUGH, YOU PLAY THE GUITAR ALMOST AS GOOD AS

我得說，你的吉他彈得和我一樣好。

PRINCE, SPECIFICALLY PRINCE NOW.

王子，特別是現在的王子。

ROASTED.

烘烤。

YOUR ASS.

你的屁股。

>> STEVE, HEY STEVE, YOU KNOW IT IS TOO BAD THAT I SHAVED YOUR

>> 史蒂夫，嘿，史蒂夫，你知道這是太糟糕了，我剃了你的。

BEARD, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE NOW YOUR PERSONALITY IS THE WORST

鬍子，你知道的，因為現在你的個性是最差的。

THING ABOUT YOU.

關於你的事。

(LAUGHTER) GOBBLE GOBBLE BABY, YOUR ASS IS

(笑)咕嚕咕嚕寶貝，你的屁股是。

ROASTED.

烘烤。

HAGAR, YOU ARE WITHOUT A DOUBT THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE ROOM.

HAGAR，你毫無疑問是這裡最酷的人。

BUT SEEING AS HOW IT IS THIS ROOM THAT IS BARELY A

但是，看到它是如何這個房間，幾乎是一個

COMPLIMENT.

COMPLIMENT：

YOU KNOW WHENEVER I HEAR YOU PLAYING THE-BASE I ALWAYS THINK

你知道我每次聽到你打基調的時候，我都會想... ...

ABOUT SONGS.

關於歌曲。

I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS BECAUSE I HEAR YOU AND I THINK I GUESS

我聽了你的聲音，我想我猜到了，所以我只想聽那個低音。

THERE IS SOMETHING WORSE THAN THAT SONG.

還有比這首歌更糟糕的事情。

CECE.

CECE：

>> James: JERKY TUR KEE YOU FORGOT GUILLERMO.

>> 詹姆斯：JERKY TUR KEE你忘了GILLERMO：

>> OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY GEE A MOW, THAT WAS SO RUDE OF ME,

>> 哦，我的上帝，我很抱歉GEE A MOW，這是非常粗魯的我。

MISSING A BEAT IS YOUR JOB, MY BAD, PIE BAD.

失誤一拍是你的工作，我的壞，派的壞。

CECE.

CECE：

THERE SHE IS.

她在那裡。

CECE IS A TRUE SUCCESS STORY, ABSOLUTE TRUE SUCCESS STORY, SHE

CECE是一個真正的成功故事，絕對的真正的成功故事，她是一個真正的成功故事。

GREW UP IN A SMALLTOWN IN THE SOUTH AND CAME OUT HERE TO

在南部的一個小鎮長大的，來到這裡。

HOLLYWOOD AND MADE HER PARENTS AND SIBLINGS PROUD WHICH WASN'T

在荷里活，讓她的父母和兄弟姐妹感到驕傲，這不是

TOO HARD BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON.

太難了，因為他們是同一個人。

ROASTED YOUR ASS.

烤你的屁股。

HEY JAMES, JAMES.

嘿，詹姆斯，詹姆斯。

>> James: ME AGAIN, YOU ALREADY DID ME.

>> 詹姆斯。我再一次，你已經做了我。

>> OH, YOU LIKE ARE YOU REALLY IN A PLACE TO CRITICIZE SOMEONE

>> 哦，你喜歡你是在一個地方責備別人。

GOING BACK FOR SECONDS.

回到幾秒鐘。

BOOM, YEAH, ROASTED.

轟，是的，烤。

>> James: ALL RIGHT.

>> 詹姆斯。好的。

>> GOBBLE FREAKING GOBBLE, BABY.

>> 咕嚕咕嚕，寶貝。

>> James: I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD A GOOD TIME, WE'VE ALL HAD

>> 詹姆斯。我想我們都有一個很好的時間，我們都已經有了。

OUR FUN.

我們的樂趣。

>> WE'VE HAD OUR FUN, YEAH, THAT IS SOMETHING NO GUEST ON THIS

>> 我們已經有了我們的樂趣，是的，這是一些沒有客人在此。

SHOW HAS EVER SAID.

SHOW曾經說過：

BOOM, ROASTED.

嘭，烤。

BACK BACK BOOGER.

後退後退BOOGER。

YOU KNOW JAMES, JAMES, EVER SINCE LOCKDOWN STARTED YOU VRNT

你知道JAMES，JAMES，自從LOCKDOWN開始後，你就不在了。

BEEN ABLE TO DO CARPOOL KARAOKE BALK OF THE PANDEMIC AND THAT IS

能夠做CarPOOL KARAOKE BALK的PANDEMIC，這是

WHY SO MANY PEOPLE REFUSE TO WEAR MASKS.

為什麼那麼多人拒絕戴面具？

NO, I'M JUST KIDDINGK I ACTUALLY AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO

不，我只是在開玩笑，我實際上真的很期待。

CARPOOL KARAOKE COMING BACK AND I REALLY HOPE YOU DO ONE OF THE

CarPOOL KARAOKE即將回歸，我希望你能做其中的一個。

GREAT NEW MUSICIANS, HOSE TAPED TO YOUR EXHAUST PIPE, GET HIM IN

偉大的新音樂人，軟管膠帶到你的排氣管，讓他在。

YOUR PASSENGER SEAT, PLEASE, ROASTED.

你的乘客座位，請，烤。

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S MY TIME, YOUR ASS ARE HEAVILY ROASTED.

好了，這是我的時間，你的屁股被嚴重烤。

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR JERKY TUR KEE OUT!

明年見，JERKY TURKEE OUT!

>> James: ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU HE GOES.

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，你在那裡，他去。

JERKY TUR KEE, EVERYBODY.

JERKY TUR KEE, EVERYBODY.

WOW.

WOW。

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE.

咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕。

♪ GOBBLE GOBBLE WITH.

GOBBLE GOBBLE與。

>> HEY JAMES, IS THIS DOOR LOCKED.

>> 嘿，詹姆斯，這是鎖定的。

>> James: YEAH.

>> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

>> YOU CAN UNLOCK IT PLEASE.

>> 你可以解鎖它，請。

>> James: NO.

>> 詹姆斯。沒有。

>> WHAT IS GOING ON?

>> 發生什麼事了？

>> James: WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> 詹姆斯。發生什麼事了？

I'M ABOUT TO ROAST YOUR ASS!

我要烤你的屁股！

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW,"

我們會在 "遲來的晚間秀 "節目中為您帶來更多的內容。

EVERYBODY.

每個人。

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