WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

歡迎回到 "深夜秀"。

MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR YOU

今晚我的第一位嘉賓是一位獲得過學院獎的演員，你知道嗎？

KNOW FROM "DAZED AND CONFUSED," "MAGIC MIKE," AND "DALLAS BUYERS

從《暈頭轉向》、《魔術師邁克》和《達拉斯買家》中認識的。

CLUB."

俱樂部。"

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO A LATE SHOW, MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY!

請歡迎回到晚間節目，馬修-麥卡努奇！

>> HOW WE DOING, MR. COLBERT!

>> 你好嗎，科爾伯特先生！

>> Stephen: WE'RE DOING ALL RIGHT.

>> Stephen:我們正在做的一切權利。

IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU, MATTHEW.

見到你總是好的，MATTHEW。

YOU'RE ALWAYS A GREAT GUEST.

你總是一個很好的客人。

YOU KNOW I LIKE YOU.

你知道我喜歡你。

>> I LIKE YOU, TOO.

>> 和喜歡你，太。

>> Stephen: THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR IT.

>> Stephen:這是很好的聽到它。

I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, THOUGH, IT'S KIND OF BAD TO SEE YOU AT

我告訴你一件事，不過，在這裡看到你，有點不妙。

THE SAME TIME, BECAUSE THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE SPOKEN TO

同樣的時間，因為這是我第二次對你說話了。

YOU IN QUARANTINE, AND THAT JUST DRIVES HOME, THAT DRIVES HOME

你在定量，而這只是帶動了家，這帶動了家。

HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN IN QUARANTINE AT THIS POINT.

我們在這一點上已經有多長時間的配額了。

>> OR MAYBE HOW MUCH YOU LIKE ME.

>> 或者是你有多喜歡我。

MAYBE IT'S HOW MUCH WE LIKE EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW,.

也許是我們有多喜歡對方，你知道，。

>> Stephen: I'M NOT SAYING-- I'M NOT TAKING ANYTHING AWAY

>> Stephen:我不是說... ... 我不會帶走任何東西。

FROM THE OBVIOUS AFEKS WE HAVE FOR EACH OTHER, I'M JUST SAYING,

從我們對彼此的明顯敵意來看，我只是說說而已。

COME ON, MAN.

來吧，男人。

THIS IS A LONG TIME.

這是一個很長的時間。

>> IT'S TIME.

>> 時間到了。

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHAT TAKES THE STING OUT OF IT,

>> 你知道是什麼讓它不再刺痛嗎？

MATTHEW?

馬太福音？

>> WHAT'S THAT?

>> 那是什麼？

>> Stephen: THIS WILD TURKEY YOU SENT ME.

>> Stephen:你送我的這隻野火雞。

AND I'M NOT BRINGING IT UP JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE MY GUEST.

我不會因為你是我的客人就提出來的。

I WANT TO TELL THE OTHER GUESTS BE MORE LIKE MATTHEW

我想告訴其他客人，要像馬修一樣。

McCONAUGHEY.

McCONAUGHEY.

NOT ONLY DID YOU SEND ME THIS, YOU SENT ME A WHOLE DAMN GIFT

你不僅送了我這個，還送了我一個大禮... ...

BASKET TO GO WITH IT.

籃子去與它。

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT, TOM HANKS, OKAY.

這就是你要做的，湯姆-漢克斯，好的。

( LAUGHTER ) STEP UP!

站起來！

ALL RIGHT?

沒事吧？

>> REMEMBER, HE LIKES HIS WILD TURKEY.

>> 記住，他喜歡他的野火雞。

IT WILL NOT GOOD BAD.

它不會好壞。

HE WILL USE IT.

他將會使用它。

>> Stephen: I WILL, ALL RIGHT.

>> Stephen:我會的，所有的權利。

LISTEN, WHAT IS-- YOU HAVE SOMETHING I DO WANT TO TALK

聽著，什麼是... ... 你有什麼事情我想談談。

ABOUT.

關於.

WILD TURKEYS WITH-- WITH-- >> WITH THANKS.

野生火雞與... 與... 與.... >> 與感謝。

>> Stephen: "WITH THANKS" INITIATIVE.

>> Stephen: "感謝 "倡議。

TEAL MAY WHAT THAT IS WHILE I POUR MYSELF A GLASS OF THIS.

我給自己倒了一杯茶，那是什麼？

>> ABOUT FOUR YEARS AGO I HAVE BEEN CREATIVE DIRECTOR OF WILD

>> 大約四年前，我就已經是WILD的創意總監了。

TURKEY AND ABOUT FOUR YEARS AGO WE SAID LET'S QUIT MAKING BIG

土耳其和大約四年前，我們說讓我們停止大的。

ADVERTISEMENTS, LET'S DO SOMETHING GOOD, SHINE SOME LIGHT

廣告，讓我們做一些好事，照亮一些光。

ON PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING GOOD OR HELP PEOPLE OUT.

在做善事或幫助別人的人身上。

WE HAD A TURKEY GIVE-AWAY IN LAUENCEBURG, AND WE WENT TO THE

我們在Lauenceburg有一個火雞贈送活動，我們去了THE

FIRST RESPONDERS AFTER THE HURRICANE IN HOUSTON.

颶風后的第一反應者在休斯敦。

WE WENT TO THE FIRST RESPONDERS AND FIREMEN AND WOMEN IN L.A.

我們去找了洛杉磯的急救人員和消防隊員。

AFTER THE FIRES.

火災過後。

AND THIS YEAR, WITH COVID, WE SAID LET'S FIND FOUR AMERICANS

今年，我們和科維德一起，說要找四個美國人。

THAT ARE DOING SOMETHING REALLY GOOD FOR THEIR OWN COMMUNITIES,

他們正在為自己的社區做一些真正有益的事情。

ALL RIGHT.

好吧。

SO WE FOUND SOMEBODY IN AUSTIN, NEW ORLEANS, CHICAGO, AND

所以我們在奧斯汀、新奧爾良、芝加哥都找到了一些人。

DALLAS, THAT ARE GIVING COVID TESTS TO THEIR COMMUNITY THAT

達拉斯，正在給他們的社區提供COVID測試，這。

CAN'T GIVE THEM-- GET THEM.

不能給他們 -- 得到他們。

ANOTHER LADY IS GIVING NECESSITIES LIKE DIAPERS AND

另一位女士正在提供諸如尿布等必需品和

BACKPACKS AND PANTS TO KIDS THAT CAN'T GET THEM AT THIS TIME.

揹包和褲子的孩子，不能得到他們在這個時候。

ANOTHER GUY IN NEW ORLEANS CREATED 250,000 JOBS FOR

另一個在新奧爾良的傢伙為我們創造了25萬個工作機會。

MUSICIANS AND HOSPITALITY WORKERS OUT OF WORK SINCE COVID.

音樂家和醫院工作人員自COVID以來失業。

WE'RE SHINING A LIGHT ON THEM, TELL THEIR STORY.

我們正在照亮他們，講述他們的故事。

HOPEFULLY THAT MAKES OTHER PEOPLE IN AMERICA GO, "HEY, I

希望這能讓其他美國人去，"嘿，我......"。

KNOW SOMEBODY IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD DOING WELL.

我知道我的鄰居中有人做得很好。

I'M GOING TO SHINE A LIGHT ON THEM.

我要去照亮他們。

OR HEY, MAYBE I'LL BECOME ONE MYSELF."

或者說，也許我自己也會成為一個人。"

THAT'S THE "THANKS INITIATIVE."

這就是 "感恩行動"。

THIS IS A LONG-RUNNING PRODUCT AS WELL-- I MEAN, A WILD TURKEY

這是一個長期的產品，以及 - 我的意思是，一個野生火雞。

PRODUCT AS WELL.

產品以及。

I'M GOING TO JOIN YOU HERE, SIR.

我要在這裡和你一起，先生。

>> Stephen: NOW, YOU CELEBRATED A BIRTHDAY.

>> Stephen:現在，你慶祝了一個生日。

DO YOU HAVE ANY BIRTHDAY TRADITIONS, ANYTHING-- ANYTHING

你有什麼生日傳統嗎，什麼都有，什麼都有

THAT'S SPECIAL YOU LIKE TO DO EVERY YEAR?

這就是你每年都要做的特別事情？

>> AH, NO, IT'S USUALLY WITH THE FAMILY.

>> 啊，不，它通常與家人。

YOU KNOW, LIKE I SAID, FOUR YEARS AGO, WE DECIDED THE

你知道嗎，就像我說的，四年前，我們決定了。

BIRTHDAY WOULD BE I HEAD OUT AND GO ON THAT TURKEY DROP IN

生日會是我的頭出去，去那火雞滴英寸

LAWRENCEBERG.

LAWRENCEBERG.

THIS YEAR -- >> Stephen: I'M SORRY, WHAT'S

今年 -- >> Stephen:對不起，什麼事？

A TURKEY DROP?

滴滴火雞？

WHAT'S A TURKEY DROP?

什麼是火雞水滴？

>> DELIVER 1,000 TURKEYS TO PEOPLE'S DOORS, MOST OF THOSE

>> 將1,000只火雞送到人們的家門口，其中大部分是火雞。

PEOPLE WHO MAY NOT BE ABE TO GET A TURKEY ON THANKSGIVING.

可能無法在感恩節得到火雞的人。

>> Stephen: I WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY

>> 我想確定你是不是真的在做什麼

LITERALLY DROPPING TURKEYS OUT OF SOMETHING.

真的是把火雞從某個地方扔出去了。

>> DROPPING TURKEYS OFF.

>>滴滴火雞關。

>> Stephen: BECAUSE DOMESTIC TURKEYS ARE FLIGHTLESS AND THEY

>> Stephen:因為國內的火雞是不會飛的，而且他們

WOULD JUST HIT THE GROUND LIKE A-- LIKE A FLIGHTLESS TURKEY.

就會像... ...像一隻飛不起來的火雞一樣落在地上。

>> LIKE A FLIGHTLESS TURKEY.

>> 像一隻無翼的火雞。

LIKE A PENGUIN.

像一隻企鵝。

>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT YOU?

>> Stephen:你呢？

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR YOURSELF?

你為自己做什麼？

BIRTHDAY MORNING IS IT ALL ABOUT MATTHEW, ALL DAY LONG?

生日的早晨... ...一整天都是關於馬太福音的嗎？

>> WELL, TO SOME EXTENT.

>> 好吧，在一定程度上。

LIKE THE LAST BIRTHDAY-- I JUST TURNED 51.

就像上次的生日一樣... 我剛過了51歲生日。

I HAD AN HOUR WITH MYSELF, HAD A LITTLE INVENTORY --

我有一個小時與自己，有一個小發明 -

>> Stephen: DON'T GLOSS OVER THAT.

>> Stephen:不要忽視這一點。

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN "AN HOUR WITH YOURSELF."

"與自己相處一小時 "是什麼意思？

>> A LITTLE REFLECTION TIME.

>> 一點點的反思時間。

HOW WAS 50?

如何什麼50？

>> Stephen: IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR?

>> 史蒂芬：在鏡子前面？

>> OH, 100%, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR, YOU KNOW.

>> 哦，100%，就在鏡前，你知道的。

NO, I WAS ACTUALLY OUTSIDE, CAUGHT A SUNRISE.

不，我其實是在外面，看到了一個日出。

>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.

>> Stephen:這是很好的。

>> I DON'T CATCH MANY OF THOSE.

>> 我沒抓到多少。

>> Stephen: ARE YOU A MORNING MAN?

>> Stephen:你是個早起的人嗎？

>> NO, I'M A SUNSET DUDE.

>> 不，我是一個日落的傢伙。

>> Stephen: YOU'RE A SUNSET DUDE.

>> 你是一個日落的傢伙。

OKAY.

好的。

>> ARE YOU A MORNING MAN?

>> 你是個早起的人嗎？

>> Stephen: UH, NO.

>> Stephen:呃，沒有。

NO.

號碼：

I'M A-- >> ME EITHER.

我是... ... 我也是。

>> I'M A MOON-RISE MAN.

>> 我是一個月升人。

>> MOON RISE?

>> MOON RISE?

IF YOU CAN PARLAY THAT SITUATION GET A SUNSET AND MOON-RISE

如果你能利用這個星象得到一個日落和月升

HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME.

發生在同一時間。

>> Stephen: OH, SURE, THE SETTING SUN AND RISING MOON

>> 史蒂芬：哦，當然，落日和升月。

MOVING IN PERFECT OPPOSITION AND CONCORDANCE.

在完美的對立和協調中移動。

>> THAT'S-- THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL DANCE.

>> 那是... ... 那是一個美麗的舞蹈。

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> Stephen:是的。

>> SO, YEAH, I HAD AN HOUR WITH MYSELF WITH THE SUNRISE ON MY

>> 所以，是的，我和自己一起度過了一個小時，伴著太陽昇起在我的身上。

BIRTHDAY.

生日。

I WENT BACK IN, SNUGGLED UP WITH MY WIFE FOR A FEW HOURS, AND WE

我回到屋裡，和我的妻子擁抱了幾個小時，然後我們...

DID NOT COME OUT AND GREET THE DAY, THE REST OF THE FAMILY,

沒有出來迎接這一天，其餘的家人。

UNTIL IT WAS LURCH TIME.

直到它是LURCH時間。

GRABBED THE KIDDOS, WENT OUTSIDE, TURNED UP THE MUSH, HAD

帶上孩子們，走到外面，打開了音樂，有了

AN OUTDOOR LUNCH AND TURNED INTO AN OUTDOOR DINNER AND WE WATCHED

一個戶外的午餐，然後變成了戶外的晚餐，我們觀看了

"SURVIVOR," A SHOW WE WERE CATCHING UP ON.

"SURVIVOR"，一個我們正在追趕的節目。

>> Stephen: THAT'S A CBS PRODUCT, ISN'T IT?

>> 史蒂芬：那是CBS的產品，不是嗎？

THERE YOU GO!

你來了！

YOU PUSH THE I'LL PUSH THE WILD TURKEY, YOU PUSH THE CBS PRIME

你推《我推野火雞》，你推《CBS PRIME》。

TIME.

時間。

IT'S A DEAL!

這是一個交易！

I HOPE YOU CHECK IT OUT SOME DAY.

我希望你有一天能去看看。

I HAVE HEARD REALLY GOOD THINGS.

我聽到了很多好話。

YOU SEEM LIKE A MAN SWHO A FONT OF WISDOM.

你看起來就像一個充滿智慧的人.

>> AND NEED YOU, IF YOU DON'T MIND, TO GIVE SOME OF OUR

>> 需要你，如果你不介意的話，給我們的一些。

VIEWERS SOME MATTHEW McCONA-HELP.

觀眾一些MATTHEW McCONA -幫助。

FOR PEOPLE CELEBRATING FAMILY APART FROM FAMILY THIS YEAR.

為慶祝今年與家人分開的人們。

DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR THEM?

你有什麼建議給他們嗎？

IT'S THE SOUND THING TO DO.

這是該做的事。

>> YEAH, LET'S SEE WHAT THE SOUND THING TO DO THIS

>> 是的，讓我們來看看什麼聲音做這個。

THANKSGIVING TURKEY DAY.

感恩節火雞日。

I WILL SAY THIS-- IT IS A GOOD TIME TO THINK ABOUT OH, LET'S

我要說的是... 現在是思考的好時機... ...

SURVIVE, LET'S NOT THRIVE.

生存，讓我們不要生存。

I KNOW YOU WANT TO GET TOGETHER WITH YOUR-- WITH ALL YOUR

我知道你想和你的... ... 和你所有的人在一起。

FAMILY, COME FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, BUT THIS YEAR MIGHT BE

家人，來自全國各地，但今年可能是

A GOOD YEAR TO HOLD OFF ON THAT.

今年是個不錯的年份，可以暫緩一下。

AND IF DO YOU THAT, THAT WILL BE-- THAT WILL BE BETTER THAN

如果你這樣做，這將是... ... 這將是更好的比。

THE TURKEY WAS EVER GOING TO TASTE.

火雞是永遠去的味道。

>> Stephen: AND HOW SWEET WILL NEXT THANKSGIVING BE?

>> 史蒂芬：下一個感恩節會有多甜呢？

>> IT WILL BE SO SWEET.

>> 它將是如此甜蜜。

>> Stephen: THERE WILL BE A GREAT-- GREAT RUBBING OF PARTS.

>> 將會有一個巨大的... ...巨大的零件擦拭。

>> TWO YEARS' WORTH.

>> 兩年的時間。

DOUBLE UP NEXT YEAR.

明年加倍。

>> Stephen: YOU CAN DOUBLE UP ON THE PIE.

>> 史蒂芬：你可以在派上加倍。

LET'S TALK GRATITUDE.

讓我們來談談感恩。

WHAT ARE YOU GIVING THANKS FOR THIS YEAR, BIG OR SMALL?

今年你要感謝什麼，是大是小？

LIKE, WHAT'S A SMALL THING YOU'RE GIVING THANKS FOR.

就像，什麼是一個小東西 你要感謝。

>> SMALL THING.

>> 小事一樁。

>> Stephen: WHAT ARE YOU GRATEFUL FOR.

>> Stephen:你有什麼感激的。

>> THERE'S ONE RIGHT THERE.

>> 有一個就在那裡。

AND I DO LOVE A REALLY NEW SHARP PAIR OF THESE.

我很喜歡這雙新的銳利的鞋。

( WHISTLES ).

（哨聲）：

>> Stephen: YOU LITERALLY LOOKED DOWN AND YOU HAD NAIL

>> Stephen:你真的看了下，你有指甲

CLIPPERS IN FRONT OF YOU?

剪刀在你面前？

>> GIVE ME A CUP OF WILD TURKEY LONG BRANCH WITH ONE ROCK IN IT,

>> 給我一杯野火雞長枝酒，裡面加一塊石頭。

A GOOD HEADLAMP WITH A PRESH BATTERY AND A FRESH PAIR OF

一個好的頭燈，配有一塊新的電池和一副新的電池。

CLIPPERS AND I'LL GO HAVE A 30-MINUTE SESSION WITH MY

CLIPPERS和我要去有一個30分鐘的會議與我的。

FINGERS AND TOES.

手指和腳趾。

IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE TIMES OF MY DAY.

這是我每天最喜歡的時刻之一。

I LOVE A GOOD SHARP CLIPPER, NAIL CLIPPER.

我愛一個好的鋒利的剪子，指甲剪。

>> Stephen: I DID NOT-- I DID NOT EXPECT THAT TO BE THE

>> 斯蒂芬：我沒有--我沒有想到這是我的目標。

PLEASURE ZONE FOR MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY.

馬特-麥克納格希的舒適區。

>> IT'S ONE OF THEM.

>> 它是其中之一。

I HAVE THESE IN EVERY ROOM IN THE HOUSE.

我家裡的每個房間都有這些東西。

THERE ARE 40 PAIR -- >> Stephen: REALLY?

有40對 -- >> Stephen:真的嗎？

DO YOU JUST CLIP AT RANDOM AND THEY JUST FLY AROUND THE ROOM AT

你只是隨機剪輯，他們只是在房間裡飛來飛去。

ALL TIMES?

ALL TIMES？

ARE THERE DRIPS OF TO NAIL CLIPPINGS IN THE CORNER.

有DRIPS的to NAIL CLIPPINGS在角落裡。

>> I HAVE MY ZONES, AND PROBABLY MY ZONES MAY TRESPASS ON THE

>> 我有我的區域，而且可能我的區域可能會被超越。

OTHER PEOPLE IN THE FAMILY'S ZONE A LITTLE BIT, AND THEY GO,

其他的人在家庭的區域一點點，他們去。

"THAT'S KIND OF RUDE."

"那是一種粗魯。"

"OKAY, OKAY, HEADING OUTSIDE.

"好了，好了，頭在外。

HEADING OUTSIDE."

頭外。"

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE ADDED SOMETHING TO YOUR RESUME THIS

>> 斯蒂芬: 你在你的履歷上增加了一些東西，這是你的履歷。

YEAR.

年。

THE TIMES NUMBER-ONE BESTSELLER AUTHOR, YOUR MEMOIR,

時代週刊排名第一的暢銷書作家，你的回憶錄。

"GREENLIGHTS," WENT TO NUMBER ONE.

"綠燈"，走到了第一號。

WHAT, MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, DOES THAT MEAN?

什麼，馬修-麥卡納奇，那是什麼意思？

WHAT'S "GREENLIGHTS"?

什麼是 "GREENLIGHTS"？

>> CHECK THIS OUT.

>> 看看這個。

GREEN LIGHTS.

綠色的燈光。

WE LOVE GREEN LIGHTS.

我們愛綠色的燈光。

THEY SAY YES, CARRY ON, ONWARD, THATTA BOY, THAT A GIRL.

他們說是的，繼續前進，前進， Thatta男孩，那一個女孩。

WE DON'T LIKE THE RED LIGHTS.

我們不喜歡紅色的燈光。

THEY MAKE THINGS HARD.

他們讓事情變得很困難。

THE CRISES OR WHATEVER.

的危機或什麼的。

THE RED AND YELLOW EVENTUALLY TURN GREEN, OR REVEAL ASSETS IN

紅色和黃色的事件變綠，或揭示資產在

THE FUTURE, VIA LESSONS WE LEARN VIA THE YELLOW AND RED, AND THAT

未來，通過我們通過黃色和紅色學到的教訓，以及那

MAKES THEM TURN GREEN.

讓它們變綠。

AND THAT'S WHY I THINK LIFE IS ALL GREEN LIGHTS.

這就是為什麼我認為生活都是綠色的燈光。

EVEN THE R REDS AND YELLOWS, THE CRISES WHEN WE'RE IN THEM.

即使是紅色和黃色，危機，當我們在其中。

>> Stephen: I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU'RE NOT TRASH TALKING REDS

>> Stephen:我很高興聽到你不是在說紅軍的壞話。

AND YELLOWS.

和黃色。

IF ALL LIGHTS WERE GREEN ALL THE TIME, PEOPLE WOULD BE SLAMMING

如果所有的燈都是綠色的，人們就會抨擊。

INTO EACH OTHER.

彼此之間的關係。

>> YOU WOULD GO FULL SPEED AND YOU WOULD BE DIZZY.

>> 你會全速前進，然後你就會暈眩。

YOU HAVE TO INCLUDE THE REDS AND YELLOWS.

你必須包括紅色和黃色。

>> Stephen: YOU INCLUDE A LOT OF WISDOMS AND BUMPER STICKER

>> 斯蒂芬：你包含了很多的智慧和BUMPER STICKER。

SLOGANS IN HERE.

在這裡的SLOGANS。

WHY DO YOU LOVE BUTCHER STICKER SLOGANS SO MUCH?

你為什麼這麼喜歡布徹粘紙條？

>> YOU KNOW, IT'S ONE OF THE-- BUMPER STICKERS ARE SORT OF ONE

>> 你知道，這是一個... ... 蜂鳴棒是某種程度上的一個。

OF THE BASTIONS OF REAL ACCEPTABLE FREE SPEECH.

《真正可接受的自由言論的基礎》。

YOU GOTTA SAY-- BECAUSE THEY'RE A BUMPER STICKER, NOBODY TAKES

你得說... 因為他們是踩踏者，所以沒人理他們

THEM THAT SERIOUSLY.

他們那麼認真。

WHEN YOU SEE A BUMPER STICKER, YOU KNOW WHO SOMEBODY VOTED FOR.

當你看到一個廣告條，你就知道有人投了誰的票。

YOU KNOW IF THEY HAVE A FAMILY.

你知道他們是否有家庭。

YOU KNOW WHAT THEIR DENOMINATION IS.

你知道他們的名字是什麼。

YOU KNOW IF THEY'RE A GUN CARRIER OR NOT.

你知道他們是否是持槍者。

YOU CAN FIND OUT SO MUCH BY A BUMPER STICKER.

你可以通過一個BUMPER STICKER發現這麼多。

AND WHAT I ALWAYS FIND FUN IS PULL UP ON A CAR, SEE A BUMPER

而我一直覺得好玩的是，拉起一輛車，看到一個緩衝器。

STICKER AND IMMEDIATELY GET AN IMAGE OF WHO IS BEHIND THE WHEEL

粘性，並立即得到誰是車輪後面的影像

AND PULL UP NEXT TO THAT CAR AND SEE IF THE PERSON DRIVING FITS

然後把車停在那輛車旁邊，看看開車的人是否合適。

THE IMAGE YOU HAD VIA THE BUMPER STICKER.

你通過保險槓的影像。

OR VICE VERSA, YOU SEE SOMEBODY BEHIND YOU, THEY PULL BY AND SEE

或者反過來說，你看到有人在你後面，他們就會拉過你，然後看到你。

A BUMPER STICKER AND MAY BE EXACTLY WHAT YOU THOUGHT AND

一根棍子，可能正是你所想的，也可能是你所想的。

MAYBE SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

也許是不同的東西。

>> Stephen: MAYBE HOW ABOUT THIS: I THINK YOU CAN LEARN

>> Stephen:也許這樣如何：我想你可以學習。

THINGS FROM PEOPLE'S BUMPER STICKERS.

從人們的BUMPER STICKERS的東西。

INSTEAD OF AN APP LIKE TINDER, YOU TAKE A PHOTO OF A BUMPER

除了像TINDER這樣的APP，你還可以拍下緩衝器的照片。

STICKER AND PEOPLE JUDGE WHETHER THEY WANT TO MEET YOU BASED ON

貼紙和人們判斷他們是否想滿足你的基礎上，。

THAT.

那。

>> HEY, TALKING SUNSETS AND SUNRISES NOW, AREN'T WE?

>> 嘿，現在正在談論日落和日出，不是嗎？

THAT WOULD WORK.

這將工作。

>> Stephen: IS IT TRUE-- I HEARD YOU SAY THAT YOU MIGHT

>> Stephen:是真的嗎 -- 我聽說你說你可能會...

CONSIDER RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR IN TEXAS?

考慮在德克薩斯州競選州長？

MR. McCONAUGHEY, WILL YOU RUN FOR GOVERNOR OF TEXAS?

麥卡努奇先生麥庫克希先生，你會不會競選德州州長？

IT'S A SIMPLE ANSWER: YES OR HELL YES.

這是一個簡單的答案。是或地獄是。

WHICH ONE IS IT?