>> ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.

>> 好了，現在很簡單了。

HERE'S HOW IT WORKSK I'M GOING TO QUIZ MEMBERS IN OUR STAFF,

這裡是如何工作的，我要去測驗我們的員工的成員。

ABOUT THINGS THAT HAPPENED SO FAR IN THIS SHOW.

關於本劇中發生的事情。

IF THEY ANSWER CORRECTLY THEY GET A PRIZE FRK THEY ANSWER

如果他們回答正確，他們就會得到獎金。

WRONG THEY HAVE TO DROP WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND LEAVE THE

錯了，他們必須放下他們正在做的事，離開這裡。

STUDIO IMMEDIATELY.

工作室立即。

IT'S A BIT OF FUN BUT THE EXCITEMENT IN THIS ROOM, LET ME

這是一個有點好玩的，但在這個房間的興奮，讓我。

TELL YOU IS PALPABLE. SO LET'S GET STARTED AND THE FIRST PERSON

告訴你的是無憂無慮的，所以我們開始吧，第一個人。

WE WILL, LET'S GO TO STEVE LET'S GO TO STEVE.

我們會的，讓我們去找史蒂夫，讓我們去找史蒂夫。

THIS WAY, STEVE, IF YOU GET IT WRONG CAN YOU LEAVE THE STUDIO

這樣，史蒂夫，如果你弄錯了，你能離開工作室嗎？

AND YOU KNOW, GET DRESSED FOR THE SHOW.

你知道，穿上衣服去看演出。

SO OKAY, STEVE, ARE YOU READY FOR YOU ARE YOUR QUESTION.

那麼好吧，史蒂夫，你準備好了你的問題。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> James: OKAY, HERE WE GO, AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW I TEASED

>> 詹姆斯。好了，在這裡，我們去，在節目的頂部，我TEASED的。

THAT BTS WILL BE ON LATER ON THE SHOW PERFORMING THEIR NEW SONG.

那BTS將在稍後的節目中表演他們的新歌。

WHAT WAS THAT SONG CALLED?

那首歌叫什麼來著？

NESS.

NESS：

>> I FEEL SOMETHING ABOUT LOVE.

>> 我對愛情有一些感覺。

>> James: THAT IS NOT THE TITLE.

>> 詹姆斯。這不是標題。

CAN I TELL YOU, LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE IF ARE YOU WRITE,

我可以告訴你，讓我們來看看，看看你是否會寫。

BTS WILL BE PERFORMING THEIR NEW SONG, LIFE GOES ON TONIGHT.

BTS將在今晚演唱他們的新歌《LIFE GOES ON》。

LIFE GOES ON, IT WAS NOT I FEEL SOMETHING ABOUT LOVE.

生活還在繼續，不是我對愛情有什麼感覺。

SO STEVE, YOU'VE LET YOURSELF DOWN.

所以史蒂夫，你已經讓自己失望了。

YOU'VE LET ALL OF US DOWN AND THAT WAS AT THE START OF THE

你讓我們所有人都失望了，而且那是在開始的時候

SHOW WHEN YOU CHOSE TO COME TO THE SHOW DRESSED LIKE YOUR WIFE

當你選擇穿得像你的妻子一樣來參加演出時，請展示一下。

HAD SAID CAN YOU NIP OUT AND BRAB SOME BREAD AND YOU SAID

我說你能不能出去吃點麵包，你卻說

SURE, LET ME GRAB MY KEYS, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

當然，讓我拿上我的鑰匙，我馬上回來。

SO NORMALLY REVIEWERS WILL KNOW WE MAKE AUDIENCE MEMBERS WHO

所以，通常情況下，評論家會知道我們製造的聽眾成員是誰。

HAVE NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION SING THEIR WAY OUT OF THE STUDIO

沒有注意唱他們的出路工作室

BUT WE CAN'T DO THAT FOR COVID REASONS, STEVE, SO YOU ARE GOING

但我們不能這樣做的原因，史蒂夫，所以你要去。

TO HAVE TO DANCE OUT OF THE STUDIO INSTEAD. LOOK, HE'S

我不得不跳出工作室，你看，他在跳舞

LOVING IT.

喜歡它。

SO I IN GOING TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE THE STUDIO TWERKING TO

所以，我想請你離開工作室，去找我。

BABY GOT BACK BY SIR MIX-A-LOT, OKAY, THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD

BABY GOT BACK BY SIR MIX-A-LOT, OKAY, THIS IS IS WHAT IT SHOULD.

LOOK LIKE.

看起來像。

♪ OKAY, STEVE, IT'S BEEN LOVELY KNOWING YOU, LET'S TBETD SOME

好的，史蒂夫，認識你很高興，讓我們來談談。

NEWS MUSIC, STEVE, TWERK YOUR WAY OUT OF THE STUDIO.

新聞音樂，STEVE，TTWERK YOUR WAY OUT OF THE STUDIO。

I LAKE BIG BUTTS I CANNOT LIE.

我湖大屁股，我不能說謊。

♪ WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN.

當一個女孩走了進來，

♪ WITH AN ITTY-BITTY WASTE AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE.

伴隨著一個ITTY -BITTY廢物和一個圓形的東西在你的臉上。

♪ THE WHOLE WAY.

全程。

>> James: YES, STEVE, GO.

>> 詹姆斯。是的，史蒂夫，去。

THAT'S JUST-- .

這只是...

♪ >> James: AND HE'S GONE WOW.

>>詹姆斯。他走了哇。

S HAD'S REALLY NO WAY TO UNSEE THAT.

S已經真的沒有辦法看到。

I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE EVER SEEN A MAN IN SORT OF MUSTARD

我不知道我有沒有見過一個男人穿上芥末醬的樣子。

CHAKIES, I DON'T THINK HAVE I EVER SEEN A MAN IN MUSTARD

查基斯，我想我從來沒有見過一個男人穿著芥末的衣服。

CHAKIES TAKE FOUR STEPS BACK AND THEN JUST BEND OVER, THERE WE

CHAKIES採取了四步後，然後只需彎腰，我們在那裡。

GO.

去。

ALL RIGHT.

好吧。

WHO SHOULD PLAY NEXT.

下一個該打誰？

LET'S GO-- I'M GOING TO GO TO SUSAN, SUSAN.

我們走吧 -- 我要去找Susan，Susan。

>> YEAH, SUSAN.

>> 是的，蘇珊。

>> James: SUSAN IS HERE, SHE WORKS IN THE SOUND DEPARTMENT SO

>> 詹姆斯，蘇珊在這裡，她在音響部工作，所以蘇珊在這裡，她的作品在聲音部門，所以。

SHOULD HAVE BEEN LISTENING IN THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH.

應該一直聽在整個過程中。

OKAY.

好的。

SUSAN, HERE'S YOUR QUESTION.

蘇珊，這是你的問題。

HERE IS A JOKE I TOLD MOMENTS AGO DURING THE MONOLOGUE.

這是一個笑話，我說了幾分鐘前的獨白。

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE SET UP.

我要給你的設置。

YOU WILL TELL ME THE PUNCH LINE, OKAY.

你會告訴我這句話的，好嗎？

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY。

>> James: HERE'S THE SET UP.

>> 詹姆斯。這裡的設置。

ANY GOOD CONSPIRACY THEORIST WILL TELL YOU IF YOU WHAT.

任何一個好的陰謀論者都會告訴你，如果你什麼。

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> 我不知道。

>> James: LET'S SEE.

>> 詹姆斯。讓我們來看看。

>> I PAID ATTENTION BUT I MISSED THAT ONE.

>> 我注意了，但我錯過了那一個。

>> James: I DON'T BLAME YOU, IT WAS AVERAGE AT BEST.

>> 詹姆斯。我不怪你，最多隻能算一般。

LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE WHAT THE ANSWER WAS, CONSPIRACY

讓我們來看看答案是什麼，陰謀論

THEORISTS WILL TELL YOU IF YOU REARRANGE THE LETTERS IN SIDNEY

理論家會告訴你，如果你重新排列SIDNEY的字母。

POWELL YOU GET NEEDY PILLOWS.

POWELL你得到急需的枕頭。

WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY A NOD TO THE MY PILLOW C.E.O. WHO INVENTED

這顯然是對我的枕頭C. E. O. 發明的點頭。

CORONAVIRUS TO DESTABILIZE THE NECK SUPPORT INDUSTRY.

CORONAVIRUS使頸部支撐產業崩潰。

SUSAN YOU DID NOT GET THE NEEDY PILLOWS WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME

蘇珊，你沒有拿到需要的藥丸，這意味著是時候了。

FOR YOU TO LEAVE THE STUDIO.

為你離開工作室。

AND YOUR DANCE WILL BE, I WOULD LIKE SOME BALLET, SUSAN, ARE YOU

而你的舞蹈將是，我想要一些芭蕾舞，蘇珊，你呢？

GOING TO RE-CREATE THE NUTCRACKER SUITES, LET'S LOOK

我們要重新制作NUTCRACKER套裝，讓我們來看看。

♪ QUEUE THE MUSIC.

QUE THE MUSIC。

CASEY, LIGHTS, SUSAN, WE WILL SEE YOU LATER.

凱西，燈，蘇珊，我們會看到你以後。

OH, YES.

哦，是的。

♪ WHAT?

# 什麼？

YES.

是的。

>> James: OH, COME ON NOW.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，來吧。

♪ SUSAN.

*SUSAN.

(APPLAUSE) WOW.

（掌聲）哇。

I ABSOLUTELY GOT CHILLS.

我絕對得到了寒意。

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND WHAT WAS GREAT ABOUT THAT IS IT WORKED ON

太美了，最棒的是它的工作原理。

TWO COUNTS, ONE, IT WAS UTTERLY BEAUTIFUL, AND TWO IT JUST MADE

有兩點，第一，它非常漂亮，第二，它只是讓我

STEVE'S ALL THE MORE PATHETIC.

史蒂夫的所有更病態。

ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY ROBYN, IS ROBYN HERE?

好吧，讓我們試試羅賓，羅賓在嗎？

WHERE IS ROBYN, IS HE THERE, IS HE BEHIND THE CRANE W OKAY.

羅賓恩在哪裡，他在那裡嗎，他在飛機上嗎，好的。

ROB, HOW ARE YOU FEEL BEING THIS?

羅伯，你覺得這樣做怎麼樣？

>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.

>> 是的，我不知道。

>> James: DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU PAID ATTENTION?

>> 詹姆斯。你覺得你注意到了嗎？

DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU PAID ATTENTION, ROB.

你覺得你注意到了嗎，羅伯？

>> IT WAS A LONG MONO AND IT WENT ALL OVER THE PLACE.

>> 它是一個漫長的單聲道，它到處都是。

I'M NOT VERY CONFIDENT ABOUT THIS.

我對這個不是很有信心。

>> James: SO LET'S TRY ANOTHER JOKE FROM THE MONOLOGUE.

>> 詹姆斯所以，讓我們嘗試另一個笑話 從獨白。

OKAY.

好的。

HERE IS THE SETUP.

這裡是設置。

I SHOWED THIS PHOTO OF BIDEN'S NOMINEE FOR SECRETARY OF STATE

我給大家看了這張比登提名的國務卿的照片。

ANTHONY BLINKEN.

ANTHONY BLINKEN.

AND SAID IF NOTHING ELSE-- WHAT?

並說，如果沒有別的 - 什麼？

>> SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF, HE'S FORGETTABLE SWRZ SOMETHING

>> 沿著他的思路，他是不可遺忘的SWRZ的東西

ALONG THE LINESES OF FORGETTABLE.

沿著 "忘不了 "的線。

>> IF NOTHING ELSE AT LEAST WE KNOW WHAT ZACH BRAFF WILL LOOK

>> 如果沒有別的，至少我們知道扎克-布拉夫會是什麼樣子。

LIKE IN 15 YEARS.

像在15年。

OH, ROB, WERE YOU CLOSE AND YET SO FAR.

哦，羅伯，你是否接近，但這麼遠。

ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE THE STUDIO RECREATING SY GANGHAM

你是不是要離開工作室去重現 "SY GANGHAM "了？

♪ OKAY, ROB, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO, LET'S GET SOME MUSIC,

好的，羅伯，你該走了，讓我們來點音樂。

CASEY, LIGHTS, ROB, DANCE US OUT OF HERE.

凱西，IGHTS，ROB，舞動我們離開這裡。

GANGHAM STYLE.

江漢風格。

♪ WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP.

WHOOP，WHOOP，WHOOP。

♪ GANGHAM STYLE.

江漢風格。

♪ WHOOP WHOOP.

WHOOP WHOOP。

♪ SNGSY LADY WHOOP WHOOP.

SNGSY LADY WHOOP WHOOP。

♪ THAT WAS WERE YOU PAYING A TENGMENT WHEN WE COME BACK WE'LL

那是你付了一筆錢，當我們回來的時候，我們將

BE TALKING ABOUT MICHAEL J FOX, COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.

談論邁克爾・J・福克斯，回來吧，每個人。