to check out our new Esports show "Wreck League,"

來看看我們新的Esports節目 "Wreck League"。

where we force professional gamers

在那裡我們強迫職業玩家

to compete in video games that are quite absurd.

來競爭相當荒謬的電子遊戲。

Hosted by comedians Orlando Leyba and Forrest Shaw,

由喜劇演員奧蘭多-萊巴和福瑞斯特-肖主持。

this week's episode pits pro gamers,

本週的劇情對陣職業玩家。

MissesMae and StoneMountain64, you can tell I'm a fan,

MissesMae和StoneMountain64，你可以看出我是個粉絲。

against each other in the brutal

互相殘殺

and unforgiving world of "Goat Simulator."

和 "山羊模擬器 "的無情世界。

That's right, we're forcing these two pro gamers

是的，我們在逼迫這兩個職業遊戲者

to see who can be better

看誰更勝一籌

at controlling a fake video game goat.

在控制假電子遊戲羊。

Anyway, I think we finally reached the peak

總之，我想我們終於到了頂峰

of sports entertainment.

的體育娛樂。

"Wreck League" airs this Friday night at midnight

"崩壞聯盟 "本週五午夜播出。

as part of the TBS show "Super Punch."

作為TBS節目 "超級衝鋒 "的一部分。

Can't wait to see how many cars get licked

迫不及待地想看看有多少車被舔了。

by a simulated goat.

由一隻模擬的山羊。

Check it out.

看看吧

Round two, (intense music)

第二輪，（激烈的音樂）

find Conan O'Brien and headbutt him.

找到柯南・奧布萊恩，用頭撞他。

The first one of you to do that will win round two.

你們誰先做到這一點，誰就能贏得第二輪比賽。

Where would Conan be?

柯南會在哪裡？

I think that I'm within the vicinity of Sir Conan here.

我想我就在柯南爵士的附近。

Conan, where are you at? Where are you at, my guy?

柯南，你在哪裡？你在哪裡，夥計？

Oh wait. What the, oh! (goat screeching)

哦，等等，什麼，哦！什麼，哦！（山羊尖叫）。

This studio is mine. You gotta bring me on the show.

這個工作室是我的你得讓我上節目

I won't make this big of a mess,

我不會弄出這麼大的亂子。

but no promises either.

但也沒有承諾。

(crowd cheering)

（人群歡呼）