the great Colin Quinn,

偉大的科林-奎恩

and he has a book out called "Overstated"

他有一本書叫 "誇大其詞"

where he basically roasts every state in the U.S.

在那裡，他基本上烤美國每個州。

It's funny, and you can just read it in any order.

這很有趣，你可以按任何順序閱讀。

It's a good book.

這是一本好書。

Well, I wanted to put him to the test,

好吧，我想測試一下他。

so now it's time for "Overstated with Colin Quinn."

所以現在是時候 "誇大與科林-奎恩"。

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

-♪ Overstated, overstated, overstated, overstated ♪

* 誇大、誇大、誇大、誇大 *

♪ Yeah ♪

# Yeah #

-Colin, Colin, are you there?

-科林，科林，你在嗎？

Oh, I see you. -Oh, yes.

哦，我看到你了-哦，是的

-Wow, yeah.

-哇，是的。

Colin, I thought we could go through some states

科林，我想我們可以通過一些狀態。

and you can give them a quick roasting.

你可以給他們一個快速的烤。

Does that sound okay? -Sure.

聽起來可以嗎？-當然可以

-First of all, how are you doing?

-首先，你還好嗎？

Are you okay?

你還好嗎？

-Oh, I don't know why you would --

-哦，我不知道為什麼你會 --

You should have said that before...

你早該說的...

-I know, I know, I know, I know. I understand.

-我知道，我知道，我知道，我知道。我知道，我知道，我知道，我知道。

I know, but I -- I admit -- Sorry.

我知道，但我... 我承認... 對不起。

-Hey, you just started this.

-嘿，你才剛開始呢

-I know, but it wasn't on the teleprompter.

-我知道，但它不在提詞器上。

But, yeah, you look good. I hope you're okay.

但是，是的，你看起來不錯。我希望你沒事。

-Oh, it wasn't on the teleprompter.

-哦，這不是在提詞器上.

-It's not about being a big shot.

-這不是關於成為一個大人物。

That's the way it works.

這就是它的工作方式。

Acting like I'm trying to --

表現得好像我想...

-No, I wasn't calling you a big shot.

-不，我不是說你是個大人物。

I was saying -- I was making a dumb joke that,

我說的是... 我開了個愚蠢的玩笑。

"It wasn't on the teleprompter. I couldn't read it."

"它不在提詞器上。我看不懂。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Sorry. -Oh, my God.

對不起，我的天-哦，我的天

I guess we started with the first roast already.

我想我們已經開始第一次烤肉了。

Oh, my gosh.

哦，我的天哪。

How about this, Colin? Arizona.

這個怎麼樣，科林？亞利桑那

What could you say about Arizona?

關於亞利桑那，你能說什麼？

-I call them the Instagram state

-我稱他們為Instagram狀態

'cause they're beautiful but empty.

因為他們是美麗的，但空虛的。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Applause ]

[掌聲]

-How about -- How about Ohio?

-俄亥俄州怎麼樣？

-Ohio's like the middle, like the nice --

-俄亥俄州就像中間，就像美好的... ...

They're like your nice friend that waits in the car

他們就像你的好朋友一樣，在車裡等著你。

while you're hooking up with somebody in the house.

當你在屋裡和別人勾肩搭背的時候。

They'll sit there and wait to drive you home.

他們會坐在那裡等著送你回家。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Florida.

-佛羅里達州。

-Florida's the hot mess that you want to hang out with

-佛羅里達州是你想去的熱點地區。

but you always end up getting arrested with them.

但你最終總是和他們一起被捕。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Okay, last state. Pennsylvania.

-好吧，最後一個州賓夕法尼亞州

-I don't want to do Pennsylvania

-我不想做賓夕法尼亞州的事。

'cause you're gonna feel like it's an attack on you,

因為你會覺得這是對你的攻擊。

but it's not.

但它不是。

-Why?

-為什麼？

-Alright, I'll do it. But don't be paranoid, okay?

-好吧，我會做的。但不要妄想，好嗎？

My joke is, it's a state that kind of, like, started,

我的笑話是，這是一種狀態，就像，開始。

it almost fell apart, then it came back strong.

它幾乎崩潰，然後它回來了強。

You might call it like the "Fever Pitch" of states,

你可以把它稱為像 "熱播 "的狀態。

I call it. That's the nickname.

我叫它。這是我的綽號。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

I didn't make up that nickname. That's the state nickname.

這個綽號不是我編的。那是州里的綽號。

It's on the license plate.

是在車牌上。

-Why would I even do this?

-我為什麼要這麼做？

How do I not take that personally?

我怎麼能不往心裡去呢？

How do I not take that personally?

我怎麼能不往心裡去呢？

How do I not take that personally?

我怎麼能不往心裡去呢？

Give it up for Colin Quinn, everybody.

大家為科林-奎恩歡呼吧。