♪ >> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK,

>> Stephen:嘿，歡迎回來。

EVERYBODY!

每個人！

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, TIME TO SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

你知道現在是什麼時候，是時候向JON BATISTE問好了。

HELLO, JON, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

你好，喬恩，很高興見到你。

>> Jon: HEY!

>> 喬恩：嘿！

HEAR THAT?

聽到了嗎？

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♪ >> Stephen: WHAT BEAT IS THAT?

>> Stephen:那是什麼拍子？

WHAT RHYTHM IS THAT?

那是什麼歌謠？

CLOV?

CLOV？

>> Jon: YEAH, YEAH!

>> 喬恩。YEAH，YEAH！

HEY, HEY!

嘿，嘿！

>> Stephen: I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION FOR YOU.

>> 史蒂芬：我有一個嚴肅的問題要問你。

REMEMBER LAST NIGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THOSE BISCUITS

記得昨晚我們說過那些雙胞胎的事嗎？

FROM CHARLESTON.

從查爾斯頓。

>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS.

>> 喬恩。哦，我的天哪。

OH, YES, YES.

哦，是的，是的。

>> Stephen: OKAY, SO I GOT FAMILY WORKING ON THIS, BUT THEY

>> 好吧，所以我得到了家人的工作在這一點上，但他們。

NEED TO KNOW, DOES THIS GO TO KENNER OR IS THIS GOING UP HERE?

需要知道，這是去KENNER還是這是去這裡？

WHICH WAY DO YOU WANT IT TO GO?

你想讓它往哪邊走？

>> IT WOULD BE NICE TO GIVE SOME TO THE FAMILY.

>> 如果能給家人一些就更好了。

I WON'T BE DOWN.

我不會下來。

I WON'T BE AT KENNER, BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO GIVE SOME TO

我不會去肯納，但能給他們一些幫助是很好的。

THE FAMILY.

家庭。

>> Stephen: WE WOULD SEND TWO.

>> Stephen:我們會送兩個。

WE'VE GOT TOP MAN ON IT RIGHT NOW.

我們已經得到了頂級的人在它現在。

>> Jon: OH, YEAH.

>> 喬恩。哦，是的。

I GOT THE BOOK, TOO!

我也拿到書了！

THE BOOK!

這本書！

WOW!

哇！

>> Stephen: DID YOU GET IT?

>> Stephen:你拿到了嗎？

>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS!

>> 喬恩。哦，我的天啊！

THOSE SONGS, THAT'S GOING TO -- THAT IS GOING TO ENRICH MY LIFE

這些歌曲，這將是 - 這將是豐富我的生活。

IN WAYS I DON'T EVEN KNOW YET, SO THANK YOU.

以我還不知道的方式，所以謝謝你。

>> Stephen: I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

>> Stephen:我很高興你喜歡它。

IT'S DEEP, ISN'T IT?

它的深度，不是嗎？

>> Jon: IT'S VERY, VERY DEEP.

>> 喬恩。它非常非常深。

SUCH AN INCREDIBLE HISTORY, SO MUCH TO LEARN FROM THAT AND THE

如此不可思議的歷史，如此多的東西可以從這一點上學習，還有那段歷史。

COMBINATION OF MY HISTORY, IT'S AMAZING.

結合我的歷史，它是驚人的。

>> Stephen: FOR PEOPLE WONDERING, I GAVE JOHN A BOOK

>> Stephen:為了讓人們好奇，我給了約翰一本書。

CALLED "AIN'T YOU GOT A RIGHT TO THE TREE OF LIFE," WHICH IS A

名為 "難道你沒有權利得到生命之樹"，這是一

BOOK OF INTERVIEWS WITH GULLA PEOPLE WHO LIVED ON THE COAST IN

與居住在沿海地區的古拉人的訪談錄。

THE '60s AND THE SONGS THEY SANG.

60年代和他們唱的歌。

THOUGHT YOU WOULD ENJOY THAT.

我想你會喜歡的。

>> Jon: THANK YOU, THAT'S AMAZING.

>> 喬恩：謝謝你，那太好了。

>> Stephen: CAN'T GET THAT IN HARDBACK ANYMORE, BUDDY.

>> Stephen:不能得到的硬皮書了，夥計。

>> Jon: OH!

>> 喬恩。哦！

I'M A COLLECTOR!

我是一個收藏家！

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU, JON.

（笑） >> 斯蒂芬：謝謝你，喬恩。

BYE!

再見！

YOU KNOW, EVERY DAY I TAKE EXTENSIVE M.R.I.'S OF THE DAY'S

你知道嗎，每天我都會對當天的事情進行詳細的記錄。

BIGGEST STORIES, ORDER THOROUGH TOPICAL BLOODWORK, AND RUN A

最大的故事，訂購通俗的主題血拼，並運行一個。

FULL WORK-UP OF STORY DIAGNOSTICS TO CREATE FOR YOU

完整的故事分析工作，為您創建

THE COMPREHENSIVE NEWS WELLNESS EVALUATION THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

綜合新聞健康評估，這是我的獨白。

BUT SOMETIMES, IT'S NICE TO JUST WALK DOWN TO THE OVERPASS IN MY

但有時候，我還是喜歡在我的房間裡走到立交橋去。

ROBE AND GET IN THE VAN OF A GUY WHO CLAIMS HE HAS AN ASSOCIATE

搶劫，並得到了一個傢伙的麵包車，誰聲稱他是一個合作伙伴。

DEGREE IN EQUINE MEDICINE FOR THE UNLICENSED PROSTATE EXAM OF

未獲許可的前列腺檢查的馬醫學學位。

NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"

新聞，是我的部門："QUARANTINE -WHILE！"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, AMAZON IS NOW SELLING PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.

QUARANTINE-HILE，AMAZON現在正在銷售處方藥。

WHICH MIGHT SOUND GOOD, BUT I CAN DEFINITELY SEE A DOWNSIDE TO

這可能聽起來不錯，但我可以肯定地看到一個負面的東西。

MAKING ALEXA YOUR DRUG DEALER.

讓ALEXA成為你的藥品經銷商。

>> DID YOU GO TO CVS YESTERDAY?

>> 你今天去CVS了嗎？

I THOUGHT WE HAD AN ARRANGEMENT.

我以為我們已經達成了協議。

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO CUT A (BLEEP).

我不希望有切（嗶）。

>> Stephen: IF YOU THINK WHAT GAMERS NEED THE LORD, GOOD NEWS,

>> Stephen: 如果你認為遊戲玩家需要耶和華的什麼，好消息。

SOME GAMERS ARE BRINGING JESUS TO TWITCH."

一些遊戲玩家正在把耶穌帶到TWITCH。"

JESUS IS A PERFECT VIDEO GAME CHARACTER.

耶穌是一個完美的視頻遊戲角色。

HE HAD A CLEAR MISSION, HE FOUGHT EVIL, HE HAD EXTRA LIVES,

他有一個明確的使命，他打擊邪惡，他有額外的生命。

AND WHEN HE EATS THE MAGIC FLOWER HE CAN SHOOT FIREBALLS.

而當他吃了魔法花，他就能射出火球。

THESE GAME-VANGELISTS ARE PART OF "GOD-MODE ACTIVATED," A GROUP

這些遊戲天使是 "神的活動 "的一部分，是一個團體。

DEDICATED TO "ACTIVATING GAMERS IN FAITH," AND WHO USE STREAMING

致力於 "激活玩家的信仰"，並使用串流技術的人

PLATFORMS TO SPREAD THE GOSPEL WHILE PLAYING "FORTNITE."

在玩 "FORTNITE "時傳播福音的平臺。

THE PERFECT VENUE TO SPREAD JESUS' MESSAGE TO THE PHARISEES:

傳播耶穌對法利賽人的資訊的最佳場合。

"BLESSED ARE THEY WHO RACK UP THE HIGHEST KILL COUNT AND DO

"那些積攢了最多殺戮人數並做了大量工作的人有福了

THE SICKEST DANCES OVER THE BODIES OF THEIR ENEMIES."

"在敵人的屍體上跳最變態的舞蹈"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, A NEW REPORT HAS FOUND THAT PLATYPUS FUR

GLOWS GREEN UNDER U.V. LIGHT.

在紫外光下會發綠光。

WHICH IS GOING TO MAKE FOR A SUPER MESSED UP SCENE ON "C.S.I.

這將為 "C.S.I. "上的超級混亂場景創造條件。

BRISBANE."

BRISBANE。"

LOOKS LIKE THIS ORNITHORYNCHIDAE IS...

看起來這個山羊蛛科動物是... ...

ORNITHORYNCHI-DEAD.

ORNITHORYNCHI-DAD。

♪ >> YEAAHHH!

YEAAHHH！

>> Stephen: NO, HE PUTS THEM ON THEN SAYS IT.

>> 斯蒂芬：不，他把它們穿上然後說出來。

HONEY, WE HAVE A TEAM ON THIS.

親愛的，我們有一個團隊在這。

CAN YOU RESEARCH THAT?

你能研究一下嗎？

DID IT RIGHT?

做對了嗎？

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

謝謝你非常多。

NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING-- STEPHEN, WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE

現在我知道你在說什麼了... 史蒂芬，這些人為什麼會在這裡？

SHINING U.V. LIGHTS ON PLATYPUSES?

紫外線燈照射在平板電腦上？

AS ONE OF THE RESEARCHERS EXPLAINED, "IT WAS A MIX OF

正如其中一位研究人員所解釋的那樣，"它是一種混合體。

SERENDIPITY AND CURIOSITY."

"服務性和好奇心"。

BUDDY, THAT'S A LOT OF $10 WORDS JUST TO SAY "ME 'N DALE GOT HIGH

夥計，那是很多10美元的字，只是為了說 "我和戴爾得到了高。

IN THE LAB."

在實驗室裡。"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, K.F.C. IS GOING TO BE SERVING FRIED

夸父，K.F.C.將提供炸薯條。

CHICKEN IN REPLICAS OF ITS HOLIDAY-THEMED BUCKETS FROM

雞肉在節日主題籃子裡的仿製品

1966 AND 1971.

1966年和1971年。

A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE CHICKEN PEOPLE SAID "WE HOPE OUR HOLIDAY

雞民的發言人說："我們希望我們的假期。

BUCKETS HELP EVERYONE HARK BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME."

籃子幫助大家回溯到一個簡單的時代。"

AH, YES, THE LATE '60S: A SIMPLER TIME OF RACIAL CONFLICT,

啊，是的，60年代末：一個更簡單的時代的種族衝突。

POLITICAL ASSASSINATIONS, AND BEING TOO BUSY SMOKING

政治暗殺，和忙於吸菸。

UNFILTERED CAMEL CIGARETTES TO CARE WHAT FRIED CHICKEN WAS

未過濾的駱駝雪茄關心什麼炸雞是

DOING TO US.

對我們做的。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, WE HERE AT "MEANWHILE CLOUD-BASED

CONTRACTING, CLICK-AND-MORTAR INNOVATION CONSORTIUM

訂約，點擊和灰泥創新聯盟

INCORPORATED" SOMETIMES ACQUIRE SO MANY OWL-RELATED STORIES, WE

INCORPORATED "有時會獲得這麼多的貓頭鷹相關的故事，我們。

COLLECT THEM IN OUR QUARANTINE-WHILE SUB-SUB

在我們的配額中收集它們----------------------子子

SEGMENT: "MEANWH-OWL."

SEGMENT: "MEANWH -OWL."MEANWH -OWL。"

MEANWH-OWL, CENTRAL PARK'S NEW CELEBRITY BIRD IS BARRY THE

中央公園新的名人鳥是 "巴里"。

BARRED OWL.

禿鷹：

SO MAJESTIC!

太神奇了！

AND A MAJOR IMPROVEMENT OVER CENTRAL PARK'S OLD CELEBRITY

以及對中央公園舊址的重大改進。

BIRD, ALAN, THE CHAIN-SMOKING PIGEON.

BIRD, ALAN, The CHAIN -SMOKING PIGEON.

MEANWH-OWL, "A TINY OWL WAS SAVED AFTER GETTING STUCK IN THE

喵喵喵"，"一隻小小的貓頭鷹在被卡住後得救了"。

ROCKEFELLER CENTER TREE."

ROCKEFELLER CENTER TREE。"

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HIM-- AWWWWW!

讓我們來看看他--AWWWWW！

LOOK AT HOW TINY HE IS.

看看他有多小。

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF THAT LIL'

要走多少圈才能到那小傢伙的中心？

GUY?

小夥子？

THAT FIRST PICTURE WAS TAKEN IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE WAS REMOVED

第一張照片是在他被撤走後馬上拍的

FROM HIS MIDTOWN RENT-CONTROLLED TREE.

從他的中城租金控制的樹。

AND HERE HE IS AT THE MOMENT HE FOUND OUT HOW MUCH A STUDIO

這是他發現一間工作室有多貴時的情景。

APARTMENT COSTS IN NEW YORK.

紐約的公寓費用。

SO HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO A SANCTUARY UPSTATE, WHERE HE IS

所以他已經被轉移到了一個神聖的上流社會，在那裡他是。

LOOKING MUCH BETTER!

看上去好多了！

WHAT A GLOW-UP!

多麼耀眼的光芒！

MICHAEL B. JORDAN IS LUCKY THE "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE" WAS

邁克爾-B-喬丹很幸運，"活著的最性感的男人 "是

ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY, OR THAT COVER WOULD BE VERY DIFFERENT.

明天公佈，否則封面會很不一樣。

LADIES, HE'S NOCTURNAL.

姑娘們，他是無冕之王。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LL COOL J.

我們馬上回來與LL COOL J。

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