And I'm joined by my best friend where I don't see your best friend anywhere.

還有我最好的朋友也加入了我的行列，在這裡我沒有看到你最好的朋友。

Oh, man, do I know how to pick the funny ones or what best friends say?

哦，夥計，我知道如何挑選有趣的還是最好的朋友說的？

What what Best friend confirm?

什麼什麼最好的朋友確認？

Tell them what today's episode is all about.

告訴他們今天的節目是什麼內容。

Best friend today.

今天最好的朋友。

Oranges doing the followers control my day challenge.

橙子做跟帖控制我的一天挑戰。

That's right.

是的

I gathered suggestions from all you fans.

我收集了各位粉絲的建議。

Put him in this propeller beanie.

給他戴上這個螺旋槳小帽。

And for the rest of the day, I'm only going to do the things you the fans suggested.

而在接下來的時間裡，我只會做你們這些粉絲建議的事情。

Shall we give it a spin?

我們要不要轉一圈？

Well, yeah, That's what the propellers for silly.

嗯，是的，這就是螺旋槳的作用，傻瓜。

No, I mean, should we pull our first fan suggestion?

不，我的意思是，我們應該拉我們的第一個粉絲建議？

Great ideas like that are why we keep you around, best friend.

這樣的好點子是我們把你留在身邊的原因，最好的朋友。

Okay, So first things first.

好吧，所以，第一件事第一。

Tell me, fruit lovers, What should I have for breakfast?

愛吃水果的朋友們，告訴我，早餐應該吃什麼？

And the fans say you should have one million eggs, but instead of eating them, you should drop them on pair.

而粉絲們說，你應該有100萬個雞蛋，但與其吃，不如丟在對。

Oh, looks like the yolks on you pair.

哦，看來你這對蛋黃。

Really?

真的嗎？

Is this honestly about to happen?

這真的要發生嗎？

What's the matter?

怎麼了？

Fair?

公平嗎？

You look a little shell shocked.

你看起來有點震驚。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Oh, things is awful.

哦，事情是可怕的。

Not to mention humiliating.

更別提羞辱了。

Never mind that pair.

不要管那對。

It's just a little egg on your face, that's all.

只是臉上有一點蛋，就這樣。

Next up timeto exercise.

接下來是鍛鍊的時間。

What workout should I feel?

我應該有什麼鍛鍊的感覺？

Fruit lovers.

水果愛好者。

You should lift £1 million off bookers and trap them all.

你應該從訂票人身上提走100萬英鎊，把他們都困住。

Helen, pair.

海倫，對。

Hold on.

等一下

It does not say that, does it?

它沒有這樣說，對吧？

Oh.

哦。

Ah, sure enough, it does.

啊，果然如此，確實如此。

Do you wanna pick a new one?

你要不要選一個新的？

Get it.

拿到它。

Pick Bugger.

選Bugger。

Hard, hard.

難，難。

Hilarious.

幽默的。

Yeah, I wanna pick a new one.

是啊，我想挑一個新的。

Okay, drop £2 million of boogers on.

好吧，丟200萬英鎊的鼻屎上去。

Okay, You know what?

好吧，你知道嗎？

Let's just go with the first one.

就用第一個吧。

You're not gonna be able to do it anyway.

反正你是做不到的。

Yeah, And why not?

是啊，為什麼不呢？

Because it says you have toe lift the million pounds of Booker's.

因為它說，你必須用腳趾抬起布克的百萬磅。

I don't see that happening.

我不認為會發生這種情況。

You could barely lift your tongue to your eyeball.

你的舌頭都快抬到眼球了。

Hey, it's really hard, Okay?

嘿，這真的很難，好嗎？

And besides, I already lifted the bookers last night with a forklift, huh?

而且，我昨晚已經用叉車把書生抬走了，嗯？

Yep.

是的。

I have a balanced precariously in the raptors directly above you, and all it's gonna take for him to topple down is the smallest.

我有一個平衡岌岌可危的在你正上方的迅猛龍，所有的一切都會讓他倒下，是最小的。

Oh, uh, Theo, are these pants don't wanna see me tortured with fuckers?

哦，西奧，這條褲子是不想看到我被混蛋們折磨嗎？

Tough to say, Pan.

很難說，潘。

Nobody really knows.

沒有人真正知道。

No.

不知道

Okay, now, it's timeto watch TV.

好了，現在，是時候看電視了。

What should we watch?

我們應該看什麼？

Fruit lovers?

水果愛好者？

Yeah.

是啊。

Let me guess.

讓我猜猜看

I'm about to get a million TVs dropped on me.

我馬上就要被一百萬臺電視砸死了。

Nope.

不對

Well, something's gonna get dropped on me then.

好吧，有些東西會被扔在我身上，然後。

Hmm?

嗯？

Nope.

不對

Oh, really?

哦，真的嗎？

It suggests an actual TV show.

這表明一個真實的電視節目。

We should watch.

我們應該看。

Well, that's a relief.

好吧，那是一種解脫。

About time we had a real suggestion.

是時候我們有一個真正的建議了。

What's it say?

它說什麼？

Watch the high fructose adventures of annoying orange Nice while farting on pair.

看惱人的橙色尼斯的高果糖冒險，同時放屁對。

What?

什麼？

You can't be serious, dude.

你不會是認真的吧，夥計。

Thistles.

蒺藜。

The part where I say something funny things.

我說一些有趣的話的部分。

He finally beat me.

他終於打敗了我。

Yeah, I'm laughing so hard, I'm gonna have toe.

是啊，我笑得太厲害了，我的腳趾頭。

Okay, that's it.

好了，就是這樣。

I've put up with enough.

我已經受夠了

I'm sorry, audience, but I'm not participating in any more suggestion today.

對不起，觀眾，我今天不參加任何建議了。

They never end well for me, so I'm leaving.

他們對我來說從來沒有好下場，所以我要走了。

But I said I'm leaving orange.

但我說過我要離開橙子。

Just don't slam the just out of curiosity.

只是不要因為好奇心而抨擊剛。

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

Because I have a million bowling balls perched precariously in the rafters above the door.

因為我有一百萬個保齡球岌岌可危地棲息在門上方的椽子上。

Dude, why on earth would you have now that looks like a really ball.

哥們，你到底為什麼會有現在，看起來像一個真正的球。

Well, it isn't.

嗯，這不是。

Okay, Just help me get out of here.

好吧，只要幫我離開這裡。

Normally I would, But today I kind of have to ask the fans.

通常我會，但今天我有點要問粉絲。

Dude, What?

老兄，什麼？

Them's the rules.

他們的規則。

Okay, Audience.

好吧，觀眾。

Should I help save pair?

要不要幫忙救對？

Well, what does it say to dio?

那麼，它對迪奧說了什麼？

Dude, what's funny?

夥計，有什麼好笑的？

Seriously, it just says, but that's not funny.

說真的，它只是說，但這並不好笑。

Dude, Orange stop laughing so hard or else you might forage is something about the fallout of the rafters right now.

哥們兒，橘子君別笑得那麼厲害了，不然你可能覓是關於現在椽子的落差的東西。

I promise.

我保證。

It's not okay.

這是不對的。

Good.

很好啊

Now get me out of here.

現在讓我離開這裡。

No, it's not, huh?

不，它不是，嗯？

Wow.

哇哦

Free?

免費的？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Yeah, right, right.

是啊，對，對。