Uh, of course.

呃，當然。

They're all these episodes of Seinfeld that have now become famous.

他們都是Seinfeld的這些劇集，現在已經成名。

And part of the TV lore, one of the most famous was the contest where all the main characters had to refrain from pleasuring themselves for quite a while.

而電視傳說的一部分，其中最著名的就是比賽，所有的主角都要在相當長的一段時間內不自娛自樂。

And that was actually from that.

而這其實也是源於此。

That idea came from you.

這個主意是你想出來的。

Is that right?

是這樣嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

That was based on something that actually happened to May.

那是根據實際發生在梅身上的事情。

Okay, You actually had a contest like this in your life.

好吧，你真的有這樣的比賽 在你的生活。

Yeah, I was in a contest.

是的，我參加了一個比賽。

Okay, um, what was the reason for having a contest like that?

好吧，嗯，舉辦這樣的比賽是為了什麼？

I just got a little tired of.

我只是有點厭倦了。

Yeah, it seemed like it was It seemed like it was in the air.

是的，它似乎是 它似乎是在空氣中。

There was too much of it going on.

有太多的事情發生了。

I want it out.

我想把它拿出來。

You know, he wanted I wanted out.

你知道，他想我想退出。

I don't wanna have anything to do with dragging me back in.

我不想有任何事情做 與拖我回來。

Yeah, I needed, uh, I needed some motivation, you know, to get out of that, you know, you need to be motivated to do that.

是的，我需要，呃，我需要一些動力， 你知道，擺脫這種情況， 你知道，你需要被激勵去做。

So I decided I was talking to a friend of mine one day, and, uh we decided on this contest, right?

所以我決定有一天和我的一個朋友哈拉 然後我們決定參加這個比賽，對吧？

Yeah.

是啊。

And did you did you?

而你呢，你呢？

Because in the show, you you pretty much are the George Costanza character.

因為在劇中，你... ...你幾乎就是喬治-科坦扎這個角色。

Are you the one that won the contest, Justus George did on this show?

你是那個贏了比賽的人嗎，賈斯德斯-喬治在這個節目上做的？

Yeah, I won the contest.

是的，我贏得了比賽。

Uh, but I was weakening in the last couple of days.

呃，但我這幾天在減弱。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Very nice.

非常好

Very nice that you could share that with America.

很好，你可以和美國人分享。

I'll share everything with America.

我將與美國分享一切。

Now you don't You're not.

現在，你不 你不是。

You haven't.

你沒有

You don't appear on talk shows.

你沒有出現在脫口秀節目中。

You're You're very happy.

你是你很幸福。

Thio.

Thio.

You haven't done this before.

你以前沒做過這個。

You're not?

你不是嗎？

You're not comfortable with the whole promotional aspect of that's got to be honest in my living room.

你不舒服的整個宣傳方面，那得在我的客廳裡說實話。

So But that has nothing to do with anything, right?

所以... ...但這與任何事情都沒有關係，對嗎？

No, because it seems it seems kind of silly.

不，因為它似乎似乎有點傻。

Why?

為什麼？

I'm gonna come out here and start talking about this special and people gonna go rushing for their pencils, you know, Right?

我要到這裡來，並開始談論這個特殊的 和人們會去衝著他們的鉛筆，你知道，對不對？

I mean, the whole idea is preposterous.

我的意思是，整個想法是荒謬的。

What?

什麼？

What?

什麼？

What's what's the point?

什麼是什麼意思？

You don't think you're helping by appearing on this show?

你不覺得你上這個節目是在幫忙嗎？

You don't think you're helping your special people will come out here and and deliberately not watch after e I don't see the whole point of it.

你不認為你是在幫助你的特殊的人將在這裡出來，並故意不看後e我不明白這一切的意義。

It seems like it's like it's a bizarro kind of plot, Right?

這好像是一種詭異的情節吧？

Right.

好吧，我知道了

What about the whole celebrity interview thing?

名人採訪的事情呢？

What do you think of that?

你怎麼看？

I mean, the whole concept that these shows are just celebrity interviews.

我的意思是，整個概念 這些節目只是名人訪談。

What do you think of that?

你怎麼看？

I don't even know what you're referring.

我都不知道你在說什麼。

Thio.

Thio.

You think it's weird?

你覺得這很奇怪嗎？

It's a contrived conversations.

這是一個人為的對話。

Totally.

是啊

Yes.

是的，我知道

You.

你啊

I do think that you wouldn't talk to me if you son of a drive conversation.

我是覺得，如果你兒子開車談話，你不會和我說話。

It's a contrived conversation.

這是一個人為的對話。

Totally there, Ugo.

完全正確, 烏戈.

No, I know I haven't opinion on that, but I just don't know what it is.

不，我知道我沒有意見，但我就是不知道那是什麼。

Uh, you, uh, you were stand up on your returning to stand up, and it was hard going when you were stand up.

呃，你，呃，你是站起來的，在你回來站起來的時候，你站起來的時候是很難走的。

I've heard how hard going and would have.

我聽說過有多難去，會有。

The audience would actually be visibly angry with you.

其實觀眾會明顯地對你感到憤怒。

A lot of times they would be very upset with my with me or my material or some combination.

很多時候，他們會對我的與我或我的材料或一些組合非常不滿。

Right on.

沒錯

Uh, I would be heckled unmercifully, you know, And I didn't I didn't know how to read.

呃，我會被毫不留情地嘲笑，你知道的，我沒有... ...我不知道如何閱讀。

I didn't react to it like a comedian like to have something like funny to say something witty.

我沒有像喜劇演員那樣反應過來，喜歡有一些像搞笑的東西說一些詼諧的話。

I just kind of, you know, I was like, McEnroe up there.

我只是一種，你知道，我很喜歡，麥肯羅在那裡。

I would be very temperamental.

我會很喜怒無常。

I go.

我去。

Why?

為什麼？

Why you saying that stuff, Thio?

你為什麼說那些東西，Thio?

I'm searching the first and you can't talk to me like that.

我在搜索第一條，你不能這樣和我說話。

I would like, freak out.

我想，嚇壞了。

I couldn't.

我不能。

Ideal.

理想的。

It's not become back.

這不是成為回。

That's the worst response you can have the worst.

這是你能有的最差的反應了。

Yeah, on.

是啊，上。

You know, I happen to have a terrible temper that's accompanied by no guts, which is also a very bad combination.

你知道，我碰巧有一個可怕的脾氣 伴隨著沒有膽量， 這也是一個非常糟糕的組合。

Really?

真的嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I gotta catch your act.

我得抓住你的行為。

This sounds don't catch it.

這聽起來不接。

Okay?

好嗎？

So don't watch the special Larry David curb your enthusiasm doing on October 17th at, You know, if it was on in the daytime, I would say definitely.

所以不要看特別的拉里-戴維抑制你的熱情做10月17日在，你知道，如果它是在白天，我會說肯定。

Don't watch it.

別看它。

That would be idiotic.

那就太傻了。

You're not gonna stay home.

你不能呆在家裡

I'm gonna stay home.

我要留在家裡。

You know, if you have nothing else to do, that's stupid.

你知道，如果你沒有別的事情可做，那就太傻了。

But maybe if you're passing by it, i e the best plug we've had in six years on the air.

但如果你路過它，也許是我們六年來最好的插播節目。

Yeah, well, Larry, thank you very much for stopping.

是啊，好吧，拉里，非常感謝你的停止。

Thank you so much.

非常感謝你。

Like Larry.

像拉里一樣

David.

大衛

Eve is coming up.

夏娃要來了。

We'll be right back.

我們馬上回來。