Her 2020 holiday collection is available.

她的2020年度假系列已經上市。

Now, look at this. Look at this scarf.

現在，看看這個。看看這條圍巾。

Can you see that? It moves. It has things.

你能看到嗎？它在動。它有東西。

Nordstrom.com.

Nordstrom.com。

You can also see her in Stephen King's "The Stand,"

你還可以在斯蒂芬-金的 "立場 "中看到她的身影。

which premieres December 17th exclusively on CBS All Access.

12月17日在CBS All Access獨家首播。

Look at this. Here she is,

看看這個。她在這裡。

Whoopi Goldberg!

Whoopi Goldberg!

Whoopi! -Whoo! Yay!

Whoopi!-呼！呀！

-You are the best. I love you, buddy.

-你是最棒的我愛你，夥計

Always something fun.

總是有些好玩的東西。

Always festive.

總是喜慶的。

You are the best. Why should this year be any different?

你是最棒的為什麼今年要有什麼不同？

-Well, you know, I thought about that.

-好吧，你知道，我想過這個問題。

I thought to myself, "What do I do?"

我心想："我該怎麼辦？"

And I knew I couldn't do a sweater,

而且我知道我不能做毛衣。

'cause who was going out?

因為誰要出去？

Nobody. -Yeah.

沒有人。-是的

-[ Chuckles ] Nobody's going out.

-沒有人要出去。

They're not partying in sweaters.

他們不是穿著毛衣來參加派對的。

-Nope. -No.

-沒有 沒有

So let's do scarfs and masks.

那我們就做圍巾和麵具吧。

-Scarves and -- And it's so warm and it's good and --

-圍巾和... 它是如此的溫暖，它的好和...

-Yeah.

-是的

-We need comedians at this time in our life.

-我們在這個時候需要喜劇演員。

-Yes. We are very important to everything, I think.

-是的我們對一切都很重要，我想。

-I agree.

-我同意

And another tradition that you --

而另一個傳統，你 -

See, even through Zoom, you come through.

你看，即使是通過Zoom，你也能通過。

-It breaks my heart. I couldn't bring you --

-這讓我很傷心我不能帶你...

'Cause you know I always like to bring you sweets.

因為你知道我總是喜歡給你帶甜食。

And all I could do was give you one cupcake.

而我能做的就是給你一個小蛋糕。

-But look at it. -One cupcake.

-但你看看-一個紙杯蛋糕

-Look at that. Look at that, though.

-看看這個看看這個，雖然。

You did still deliver,

你還是做到了。

and, honestly, Whoopi, you have to see.

而且，說實話，烏比， 你必須看到，

Dave, could we have a two shot

戴夫，我們能不能來兩發

so Whoopi could see where I'm at, the wide shot?

這樣Whoopi就能看到我在哪裡了嗎？ 廣角鏡頭？

This is me here. There's nobody here.

這是我在這裡。這裡沒有人。

-Ah. -Hi, buddy.

-啊...-嗨，夥計 嗨

There's no Roots. There's nobody.

沒有 "根"。沒有人。

But we're gonna get there.

但我們會到達那裡。

But right now, it's just me and my cupcake.

但現在，只有我和我的小蛋糕。

-Well, that's not bad.

-嗯，這還不錯。

-And I'm gonna take a bite for good luck right now,

-我現在要咬一口，祝你好運。

because if this is from Whoopi,

因為如果這是烏比的，

it's always good luck and good vibes.

它總是好運和良好的氛圍。

Mmm!

嗯！

-It's incredibly sweet, isn't it?

-這真是難以置信的甜蜜，不是嗎？

I can see your teeth are rolling up.

我可以看到你的牙齒在滾動。

[ Laughing, stammering ]

[笑，結巴]

Yeah. Yeah.

是啊，是啊。對，對

That's what happens when I give it to my granddaughter,

這就是我給孫女的下場。

my great-granddaughter. She's like, "Ooh, sugar!"

我的曾孫女。她很喜歡，"哦，糖！"

-Yeah. That's like a Red Bull right there.

-是啊這就像一個紅牛在那裡。

-It's absolutely true.

-這是絕對正確的。

-That is delicious. Magnolia. -Yes.

-真好吃木蘭花-是的.

-But I like your background, what you have back there.

-但我喜歡你的背景，你後面的東西。

Are you into the Baby Yoda, it looks like?

你是不是喜歡上了尤達寶寶，看起來？

-I am. I love --

-我是我喜歡...

You know, I love him.

你知道，我愛他。

-I do, too. -Because he's looking --

-我也是.-因為他在看...

He wants to go home.

他想回家。

But the thing that I love, like, a lot

但我喜歡的東西，喜歡，很多。

is that I have a relationship.

是我有關係。

Watch. Oh.

看好了哦。

[ Toy coos ]

[玩具庫斯]

-Are you joking?

-你在開玩笑嗎？

-You rub his head like this.

-你這樣揉他的頭

-Oh, no! [ Toy coos ]

-哦，不！[Toy coos]

Oh, my gosh.

哦，我的天哪。

He is -- [ Toy whooshing ]

他是 -- [玩具嗖嗖聲]

Are you joking me?

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

I love it!

我喜歡它！

-Is that the greatest?

-那是最棒的嗎？

-How great is that show, by the way?

-順便說一句，那個節目有多棒？

Jon Favreau just crushing it.

喬恩-法夫羅的表現讓人刮目相看。

-You know, he does an extraordinary job,

-你知道，他的工作很出色。

and it's just great.

而且它只是偉大的。

And you want to be part of it, and you want to watch.

你想成為其中的一部分，你想看。

And, you know, it's fun, and, you know, you need it.

而且，你知道，這很有趣，而且，你知道，你需要它。

And you need a Baby Yoda in your life.

你需要一個小尤達在你的生活。

-You know what I saw?

-你知道我看到了什麼？

There's a documentary on The Comedy Store

《喜劇總動員》有一個紀錄片

that I was flipping through the channels,

我在翻閱頻道。

and you were on it, and I could not stop watching it.

而你就在上面，我看得欲罷不能。

I watched the whole -- -And Mike Binder did it.

我看了整個...

-Mike Binder, and I was like -- At first, I go,

-麥克-賓德，我就像... 起初，我去。

"Who is he? I know him.

"他是誰？我認識他。

But I forget where I know him from.

但我忘了我從哪裡認識他。

His voice is familiar." Then I go, "Oh, Mike Binder.

他的聲音很熟悉。"然後我走了，"哦，邁克-賓德。

I totally know Mike Binder."

我完全認識邁克-賓德。"

He directed "Indian Summer,"

他導演了 "印度之夏"，

which is one of my favorite movies.

這是我最喜歡的電影之一。

But talk to me about The Comedy Store.

但跟我說說《喜劇店》吧。

What do you remember about it?

你對它有什麼印象？

Because it's a comedy club in Los Angeles,

因為它是洛杉磯的一家喜劇俱樂部。

and there's three rooms, is it?

有三個房間，是嗎？

Or two on the floor?

還是地上的兩個？

-There was two...

-有兩個...

-And then, one upstairs. -...and then, one upstairs

-然後，樓上的一個-...然後，樓上的一個。

which was The Belly Room.

這就是 "肚皮房"。

-That's The Belly Room. -Yeah, yeah.

-那是 "肚皮房-是的，是的

And I got really lucky.

而我真的很幸運。

Only female comics --

只有女漫畫家

That's where Mitzi put all the females.

Mitzi把所有的女性都放在那裡。

And then she -- When my show really sort of took off,

然後她... ... 當我的節目真的有點起飛。

she just gave me The Belly Room

她剛剛給了我 "肚皮房

to perform in for as long as I wanted.

來執行中，只要我想。

And that's what I did and had the greatest time.

這就是我所做的，也是我最快樂的時光。

And, you know, all the great comics,

而且，你知道，所有偉大的漫畫。

like, all the great comics.

像，所有偉大的漫畫，

-Like Rodney.

-像羅德尼一樣

-Rodney Dangerfield.

羅德尼-丹哲菲爾德

And watching Richard Pryor do what he did from the wheelchair.

看著理查德-普萊爾在輪椅上做的事情。

He was in the wheelchair and still slaying people.

他坐在輪椅上，還在殺人。

He would say stuff, and you think, "You are saying this,

他會說一些東西，你會覺得，你是在說這個。

and your life has shifted, and here you are,

和你的生活已經轉移， 你在這裡。

and you are still, you know, bar none,

而你還是，你知道的，沒有之一。

one of the greats."

之一。"

And, also, Robin I saw there quite a bit.

還有，羅賓我也經常在那裡看到。

And it's a wonderful --

這是一個美妙的 -

It's a wonderful memory,

這是一個美好的回憶。

'cause you just -- You don't think about it

因為你只是... ...你不去想它。

while you're doing it. -While you're doing it.

當你這樣做的時候。-當你在做的時候。

-You only realize how amazing it was when you get past it

-只有當你過去之後，你才會意識到它是多麼的神奇。

and you're doing your own thing.

而你在做你自己的事情。

And they were all like, "What do you do?"

他們都說，"你是做什麼的？"

I was like, "Well, I kind of tell stories."

我當時想，"嗯，我有點講故事。"

And they were like, "Really?" I was like, "Yeah."

他們都說，"真的嗎？"我當時想，"是啊。"

They said, "Okay, let's go and see."

他們說："好，我們去看看。"

So, you know, 'cause people would say,

所以，你知道，因為人們會說，

"Well, you're not a stand-up."

"嗯，你不是一個站立的人。"

And I was like, "No, I'm not, 'cause I can't tell jokes."

我當時想，"不，我不是， 因為我不會講笑話。"

I can mess up a joke better than anybody.

我比任何人都能把一個笑話搞得一團糟。

You know, I just -- I'm not good at them.

你知道，我只是... ... 我不擅長這些。

But I'm a good storyteller.

但我是個講故事的好手。

-But is that where Mike Nichols came to see you?

但那是邁克-尼科爾斯來見你的地方嗎？

-No, Mike came to see me downtown in Manhattan.

-不，Mike來曼哈頓市中心找我了.

It was great, 'cause he was taking --

這是偉大的，因為他是採取 -

He was doing all three plays at the same time,

他同時在做這三部戲。

"Hurleyburley," "Death of a Salesman," and "The Real Thing."

"Hurleyburley"、"推銷員之死"、"真事"。

-Whoa.

-哇 哇

-So he decided --

-所以他決定...

They would take each other to different shows,

他們會帶對方去看不同的演出。

and that was the show that he got taken to.

那是他被帶去的節目。

And it was quite amazing to see him,

而看到他的樣子，也是相當的驚訝。

because he would say, you know, "Ms. Goldberg, how are you?"

因為他會說，你知道， "戈德堡女士，你怎麼樣？"

And I'd be, "I'm fine.

我就會說："我很好。

I'm fine." [ Both laugh ]

我很好。"[都笑了]

And my mother was like, "That's Mike Nichols."

我媽媽說："那是邁克-尼科爾斯。"

-Yeah. Gosh. -They would point and look

-是啊。天哪.-他們會指著我看

and, you know. -Genius.

而且，你知道的-天才

-It's still to me as ridiculous and fabulous as it was day one.

-對我來說，它仍然像第一天一樣荒謬和美妙。

The whole ride is ridiculous and fabulous to me.

整個騎行過程對我來說是荒謬而美妙的。

-Yeah, I agree.

-是的，我同意

And you're acting again, which is great.

而且你又開始演戲了，這很好。

You're in Stephen King's "The Stand."

你在斯蒂芬-金的 "立場 "中。

I want to talk to you about this.

我想和你談談這個問題。

I know that you would be totally into it,

我知道你會完全投入其中。

and you're like, "Oh, this is perfect. I want to be in this."

你就像，"哦，這是完美的，我想在這。"

So let's talk about Stephen King when we come back, alright?

所以，讓我們來談談斯蒂芬-金 當我們回來的時候，好嗎？

More with Whoopi Goldberg when we come back, everybody.

等我們回來的時候會有更多的烏比・戈德堡的消息，各位。

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