We had a blast in D.

我們在D區玩得很開心。

C this weekend, according Toa o a n n.

C本週末，據Toa o a nn。

Tens of thousands attended the Million Mega March The word million, referring to the number of scabs behind attendees, years from where the Oakley's got too tight.

數萬人參加百萬大遊行 萬字，指的是參會者身後的結痂數量，年從奧克利的太緊。

So, Alex, have you recovered yet from sprinting alongside the present Steve Kerr Trump motorcade, begging the president for eye contact?

那麼，亞歷克斯，你從現在的史蒂夫-科爾-特朗普車隊旁邊衝刺，乞求總統的眼神交流中恢復過來了嗎？

I don't think anybody is recovered from this election, in large part because the president keeps stoking a fraudulent theories about the fact that it might have been rigged.

我不認為任何人都能從這次選舉中恢復過來，很大程度上是因為總統一直在煽動一種欺詐性的理論，關於它可能被操縱的事實。

You know, I was dressed as a don't tread on me flag with a snake on my shoulders.

你知道嗎，我穿得像一面別踩我的旗子，肩上還掛著一條蛇。

Britney style.

布蘭妮風格。

You know, Her dad is also in charge of my conservatory ship he wanted in the game of Connect four.

你知道嗎，她爸爸也是在連線四的遊戲中，負責我的音樂學院的船，他想。

I think it's inspiring to see so many people who are fully prepared to fall for whatever financial scam Trump is about to ask of them.

我認為，看到這麼多的人已經做好了充分的準備，無論特朗普要向他們索要什麼金融騙局，他們都會上當受騙，這很鼓舞人心。

Well, anticipating a feisty weekend, I tasked myself with keeping watch over America's most precious tulip varietals at the Botanic Garden, the proud boys confused me for a liberal cook, and I took a few serrated knife, stabs my ribs didn't like one bit.

好吧，期待一個充滿生機的週末，我的任務是在植物園守候美國最珍貴的鬱金香品種，驕傲的男孩們把我迷惑成一個自由的廚師，我拿了幾把鋸齒刀，刺得我的肋骨一點也不喜歡。

Wow!

哇！

Congrats.

祝賀你

Trump has tasked Rudy Giuliani toe lead the legal team responsible for securing the election results.

特朗普已責成魯迪-朱利安尼上司負責確保選舉結果的法律團隊。

Rudy's thinking at such high levels that no one can figure out what the he's saying.

魯迪的思維水準很高，沒人知道他在說什麼。

In Detroit, we have evidence that 100,000 ballots were brought in at 4 30 in the morning, and to the extent that are witnesses and there are four of them saw it.

在底特律，我們有證據表明 10萬張選票是在凌晨4點半送來的 而且有4個目擊者看到了這一切

And one of them is a ex employees of Dominion.

而其中一個是多米尼克的前員工。

According to them, every single ballot was for Biden.

據他們說，每一張選票都是給拜登的。

And not only that, whatever ballots they could see because these weren't Republicans, so they could get closer every ballot they could see.

不僅如此，不管他們能看到什麼選票，因為這些不是共和黨人，所以他們可以接近每一張他們能看到的選票。

It just had Biden's name on it.

只是上面有拜登的名字。

Now, why does that happen?

現在，為什麼會出現這種情況？

It happens because you know you're behind Dominion notifies you.

這是因為你知道你在多米尼克的後面，會通知你。

You call off the county, and then you start doing balance like this.

你叫停縣城，然後你就開始這樣做平衡。

Okay, Alex, is there mawr airtight proof that Trump is taking this recount extremely seriously than hiring Rudy Giuliani, a man who has too frequently apologize for vomiting on his divorce.

好吧，亞歷克斯，有沒有什麼密不透風的證據表明特朗普對這次重新計票極為重視，而不是僱傭魯迪-朱利安尼，這個人太經常為自己的離婚事件道歉嘔吐。

A Dates, breasts.

A日期，乳房。

Rudy Giuliani is the person you go to when no one else will take your case there is a reason that judges across the country in battleground states have thrown out these ridiculous lawsuits.

魯迪-朱利安尼是你去的人，當沒有人願意接受你的案件時，有一個原因，全國各地的法官在戰場州已經拋出了這些荒謬的訴訟。

They're based on nothing.

他們毫無根據。

I mean, I think Rudy is showing off that he could speak computer.

我是說，我覺得魯迪是在炫耀他能說電腦。

I mean, the second he started citing that and talking like that, all my appliances came into the living room, scared the hell out of May.

我的意思是，他一開始引用這個，並這樣說，我所有的電器都進了客廳，嚇死梅。

Now, interestingly, I hired Rudy as an attorney back in the eighties to settle a small claims suit over a $300 plumbing cost, and I somehow ended up spending five years in federal prison.

有趣的是 我在80年代僱了魯迪做律師 解決了一起300美元的管道費用的小額索賠訴訟 而我不知為何最終在聯邦監獄裡待了5年時間

Love that.

我喜歡這樣

Enough about that.

夠了

The media is pretending.

媒體是裝的。

The hoax virus that my aunt hoax died of is increasing in 49 states that has infected 11 million Americans.

我姑姑騙死的騙局病毒正在49個州增加，已經感染了1100萬美國人。

The Amazon Washington Post came after my boy Trump, even though he's still recovering from the very deadly coronavirus.

亞馬遜《華盛頓郵報》來追殺我的孩子特朗普，儘管他還在從非常致命的冠狀病毒中恢復。

The Washington Post is reporting this morning that the president has not attended a coronavirus task force meeting and at least five months.

華盛頓郵報》今晨報道，總統沒有參加過冠狀病毒專案組會議，至少有五個月沒有參加過。

Is that accurate?

準確嗎？

Um, that that's true, but the vice president does chair the coronavirus task force, uh, the vice president.

嗯，這是真的， 但副總統確實是主席 冠狀病毒工作組， 呃，副總統。

We often have several Cabinet members there, and the vice president briefs the president every day or nearly every day.

我們經常有幾個內閣成員在那裡，副總統每天或幾乎每天都向總統彙報。

Trump knows how to delegate.

特朗普知道如何授權。

He lets his team handle the small stuff like the global pandemic.

他讓他的團隊處理小事，比如全球大流行病。

While he focuses on the more pressing issues like who's being rude to him?

當他關注更緊迫的問題，比如誰對他不禮貌？

Alex, back me up.

亞歷克斯，支持我。

There's a reason there are refrigerated trucks being used as ad hoc morgues in El Paso.

埃爾帕索的冷藏車被用作臨時停屍房是有原因的。

It is because people are dying at an alarming rate.

因為人們的死亡速度驚人。

At the end of this year, there could be 500,000 Americans in the ground.

今年年底，可能會有50萬美國人在地。

The pandemic is riel.

大疫是里爾。

The president is doing nothing about it, and that is the reason the numbers keep climbing.

總統對此無動於衷，這也是數字不斷攀升的原因。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

No one is pointing out right now.

現在沒有人指出來。

There have been no global pandemics under Trump since Cove.

自科夫以來，在特朗普的上司下，沒有發生過全球性的大流行病。

It you can have your own opinion.

你可以有自己的看法。

You can't have your own fax.

你不能有自己的傳真。

I mean, obviously, liberals planted this virus as a biological weapon in the war on Christmas.

我的意思是，很明顯，自由主義者把這種病毒作為生物武器栽種在聖誕節的戰爭中。

I mean, they're completely forgetting that the cure might be turning a gingerbread house into a smoothie, drinking it out of your pet squirrels belly button than punching your mouth and cousin in the throat, you know, Christmas.

我的意思是，他們完全忘記了，治療可能會變成一個薑餅屋成冰沙，喝出你的寵物松鼠肚臍比衝你的嘴和表弟的喉嚨，你知道，聖誕節。

Wow.

哇哦

Yeah, I think everybody was about to say that since Donald Trump declared Fox News is no longer the shoes and his followers fell in line.

是啊，我想大家都快說了，自從唐納德-特朗普宣佈福克斯新聞不再是鞋子，他的追隨者也跟著倒下了。

I assume after rigorous debate, the question arises of which network is going to be the proverbial hot tub where Maga guys can smoke cigars while news jets pummel their ass cheeks.

我想經過激烈的辯論，問題是哪個網絡將成為眾所周知的熱水浴場，在那裡，馬加爵的傢伙可以抽雪茄，而新聞噴氣式飛機則猛擊他們的屁股。

Apparently, Trump allies explored a buyout of NewsMax TV as a Fox News alternative.

顯然，特朗普的盟友探討了收購NewsMax電視臺作為福克斯新聞的替代方案。

There's O a n n in the mix, too, Which Donny Boy himself is plugged, but we hear it hot Take would like to formally make a bid to be the new Maga Channel.

還有O a n n也在其中，Donny Boy自己也是插隊的，但我們聽說Take想正式競標成為新的Maga頻道。

Roll the tape.

卷帶。

Forget mainstream liberal media outlets like Fox News NewsMax in O a n.

忘記主流的自由派媒體像福克斯新聞NewsMax在O a n。

Those networks Onley report fax that serve their narrative.

那些網絡安利報告傳真，服務於他們的敘述。

While it's hot take.

趁熱打鐵。

We promised to never report, fax it all or even acknowledge a shared reality.

我們承諾絕不報備、傳真這一切，甚至承認一個共同的現實。

Tucker Carlson and his cronies cast doubt on climate change.

塔克-卡爾森和他的親信對氣候變化產生懷疑。

Hot take believes Earth is inside a Panthers nipple, and he's walking through a desert right now away and gives a platform toe.

熱衷於相信地球在黑豹乳頭裡面，他現在正從沙漠中走過，給一個平臺的腳趾。

Wackos who think there are satellites in your teeth and medicine is poison at hot tape.

認為牙縫裡有衛星的瘋子，藥是熱帶的毒藥。

We tell you the truth.

我們告訴你真相。

There are satellites everywhere in your body and medicine is salsa hot tape.

身體裡到處都是衛星，醫學是莎莎熱帶。

The new home for mega country.

兆國的新家。

Damn.

該死的。

If I was Trump and I saw that I would be in my pants.

如果我是特朗普，看到這一幕，我一定會嚇得屁滾尿流。

Honestly, if I was me and I saw that I'd be in my pants.

老實說，如果我是我，我看到了，我會在我的褲子。

You know this all to say I am coming in my pants right now.

你知道這些，是想說我現在就穿褲子來了。

Tyler Language.

泰勒語。

I told you my babies were home alone watching this.

我告訴過你，我的寶貝們都是一個人在家看這個。

Alex, You want in on the new media venture?

亞歷克斯，你想加入新媒體的投資嗎？

I think it would be a a fantastic idea.

我認為這將是一個夢幻般的想法。

It would be saving the country.

那就是救國。