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  • you know, one thing you're doing that is great.

    你知道,你正在做的一件事是偉大的。

  • Is your staying saying by doing a sort of a live stream on Twitter and what's really nice is that your fans, you got a lot of fans they get to talk to, and they get to ask you absurd questions and then you and is the best.

    是你住說通過做一種直播 在Twitter上,什麼是真正的好是,你的球迷,你有很多球迷 他們得到交談,他們得到問你 荒謬的問題,然後你,是最好的。

  • That is the best thing about it, because, um, podcasts are great and shows a great, but I think that they're the audiences watching other people talking to each other.

    這是最好的事情,因為,嗯,播客是偉大的,顯示了一個偉大的,但我認為,他們是觀眾看其他人互相交談。

  • Where is this?

    這是哪?

  • I'm actually talking to them and I'm answering their questions.

    我其實是在和他們說話,我在回答他們的問題。

  • And some of the questions were really good.

    而且有些問題真的很好。

  • In fact, I want to do it live and use some of their questions because they're they range from really interesting philosophical questions, toe just ridiculous questions.

    事實上,我想做現場直播,並使用一些他們的問題,因為他們是他們的範圍從真正有趣的哲學問題,腳趾只是荒謬的問題。

  • But it za really good fun.

    但它真的很有趣。

  • And you're right.

    你說的沒錯

  • It keeps me saying, and it's free, and it's like a It's like a big sort of online club.

    它讓我說,它是免費的,它就像一個 它就像一個大的在線俱樂部。

  • So I'm really enjoying that.

    所以我真的很喜歡這樣。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • What kind of questions have you got that you've really liked?

    你有什麼樣的問題是你非常喜歡的?

  • Where, uh, one question was they know I love sort of science and nature, and they said, What is the most amazing fact about nature.

    其中,呃,有一個問題是他們知道我喜歡科學和自然,他們說,什麼是最驚人的自然事實。

  • That's right, because it makes you think because it's so amazing what, Uh, my answer.

    是的,因為它讓你覺得 因為它是如此驚人的什麼,呃,我的答案。

  • Waas and humans are more closely related to salmon than salmon are to sharks.

    華斯和人類與鮭魚的關係比鮭魚與鯊魚的關係更密切。

  • So it shows the vastness that the length of time, the number of generations in evolution on, uh on.

    所以,它顯示了時間的長度,在進化的代數上,呃上的浩瀚。

  • Then someone asked me, Would I rather have thumbs for nipples or nipples for thumbs?

    然後有人問我,我是願意用大拇指換乳頭還是用乳頭換大拇指?

  • So what's your answer?

    那你的答案是什麼?

  • The difference.

    差異。

  • I said I'd rather have thumbs for nipples because then I could hitchhike while reading a book.

    我說我寧願用大拇指當乳頭,因為這樣我就可以一邊看書一邊搭車了。

  • E think I want the nipples on the thumbs I want I want Yeah, because then I can constantly I can wear mittens and constantly be arousing myself, and no one knows just wearing mittens.

    我想我想要乳頭在大拇指上,我想我想是的,因為這樣我就可以不斷的我可以戴著手套,不斷的喚醒自己,沒有人知道只是戴著手套。

  • And I'm just constantly in a state of full arousal.

    而我只是不斷地處於一種充分興奮的狀態。

  • But also my hands are cold.

    但我的手也是冰涼的。

  • If they were functioning, if they would lactate in nipples, you you'll be able to have a little bit of sustenance, wouldn't you?

    如果它們的功能,如果它們會在乳頭中泌乳,你你就能有一點養分,不是嗎?

  • You have a black coffee and then, yeah, I mean, you'd be You'd be a grown, very famous 6 ft six man sucking his thumb right in public.

    你喝了一杯黑咖啡,然後,是的,我的意思是,你會是一個成年的,非常著名的6英尺6英寸的人吸吮他的拇指在公眾面前。

  • You go.

    你去吧

  • No, no, no nipples.

    不,沒有乳頭。

  • Wrong that is a nipple like Oh, okay.

    錯了那是一個乳頭一樣哦,好吧。

  • Trust me, they all know that I was the guy who kept trying to hang himself while masturbating.

    相信我,他們都知道,我就是那個在自慰時一直想上吊的人。

  • So in the hierarchy of embarrassing things I'm doing, this is not.

    所以在我所做的尷尬事情的層次中,這不是。

  • But there was.

    但有。

  • There's a nice one.

    有一個不錯的。

  • Uh, a time traveler comes to your door from 25 years in the future, and you're allowed to ask him one question which I thought was really that was really good as well.

    呃,一個時間旅行者來到你的門口 從25年的未來, 你可以問他一個問題 我認為這是真的 這是非常好的,以及。

  • What would you ask him?

    你想問他什麼?

  • E would say, Uh, how was I murdered?

    E會說,呃,我是怎麼被謀殺的?

  • You know everyone, you know, because I know someone's going to kill me.

    你知道每個人,你知道,因為我知道有人要殺我。

  • It's inevitable, I would say.

    我想說,這是不可避免的。

  • And I might even be more specific and say, How did Ricky Gervais murder me?

    我甚至可以更具體地說,瑞奇-傑維斯是如何謀殺我的?

  • You'd be like, Oh, well, what Ricky did was really clever.

    你會想,哦,好吧,瑞奇做了什麼 真的很聰明。

  • It was the old collapsing wardrobe.

    是老塌塌的衣櫃。

  • E.

    E.

  • I get a lot of cats and dogs aside.

    我得到了很多貓和狗之外。

  • You know, obviously, that's what Social Media's for Andi.

    你知道,很明顯,這就是社交媒體的安迪。

  • I like the cats and dogs.

    我喜歡貓和狗。

  • They they ask questions.

    他們他們問問題。

  • From their perspective, there's one.

    從他們的角度來看,有一。

  • There's one dog that called Bella, who's a Whippet that asked me questions on one of the questions was, I say he won a lot of awards.

    有一隻叫貝拉的狗,它是一隻惠比特犬,它問我的一個問題是,我說它得了很多獎。

  • But have you ever found a really good stick and taking it away home?

    但你有沒有發現一根非常好的棍子,然後把它帶回家?

  • Who's to say, What's the bigger accomplishment?

    誰能說,更大的成就是什麼?

  • Who's to say Yeah, exactly, yeah.

    誰說的呢 是的,沒錯,是的。

you know, one thing you're doing that is great.

你知道,你正在做的一件事是偉大的。

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