Name: 永遠不要再戴上破壞自由的面具--TBS的CONAN。 (Never Wear A Freedom-Destroying Mask Again - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2020-11-17T18:55:52.000Z
Duration: 1 min 25 s

one of Joe Biden's first actions is president elect has been to form a co vid task force and encourage everyone in America to wear a mask.

喬-拜登當選總統後的第一個行動就是成立一個聯合行動組，鼓勵美國人都戴上面具。

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Unfortunately, a lot of Americans say this policy impedes their personal freedom.

不幸的是，很多美國人說，這項政策阻礙了他們的人身自由。

Luckily, there's a product for those who don't want to be forced to wear a mask.

幸運的是，有一款產品適合那些不想被迫戴口罩的人。

Are you tired of being forced to wear a mask just to enter stores, bars and restaurants?

你是否厭倦了被迫戴著口罩才能進入商店、酒吧和餐館？

If you're fed up with wearing a piece of cloth on your face because of a tiny little global pandemic, we have a solution.

如果你厭倦了因為一個小小的全球流行病而在臉上戴一塊布，我們有一個解決方案。

Introducing fake masks, fake master, high quality counterfeit face coverings that air completely indistinguishable from riel masks.

介紹假面具，假大師，高品質的假冒面罩，空氣中完全無法分辨瑞爾面具。

They're sure to get you in tow anywhere that requires a face covering.

它們一定會讓你在任何需要面罩的地方拖著。

Take a look at this comparison of one of those freedom destroying riel masks with one of our fake masks.

看一下這種破壞自由的瑞爾面具和我們的假面具的對比。

你甚至無法分辨出其中的區別。

 You'll never have to wear a mask again, and the best part is there as medically effective as riel masks. 

你再也不用戴口罩了，最重要的是有像瑞爾口罩一樣的醫學效果。