Name: 特朗普承認拜登贏得大選，但仍稱其有欺詐行為|《今夜秀》。 (Trump Admits Biden Won the Election, Yet Still Claims Fraud | The Tonight Show)
Uploaded: 2020-11-17T18:17:47.000Z
Duration: 13 min 37 s

-停止計數-我們已經停止了計數

-I don't need to. Look at the scoreboard.

Can you can believe this? I'm being totally cheated.

I'm in the process of suing PlayStation right now.

-What, uh -- President Trump? -Fake news!

-什麼，呃... ... 特朗普總統？-假新聞！

-Oh, come on, just admit you lost so we can all move on.

-哦，來吧，承認你輸了，我們就可以繼續前進了。

Besides, don't you have more important things to do

再說了，你不是有更重要的事情要做嗎？

to be playing video games? -I could ask you the same thing.

玩電子遊戲？ - 我也可以問你同樣的問題。-我也可以問你同樣的問題

-演出時間到了，我得走了我得走了

-Hey, Dad, can I play? -Get out of there, Eric!

-嘿，爸爸，我能玩嗎？-離開那裡，埃裡克！

it's "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon."

這是 "吉米-法倫主演的今夜秀"。

musical guests G Herbo and Chance the Rapper --

音樂嘉賓G-Herbo和Chance the Rapper -------。

Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.

謝謝你，謝謝你，非常感謝你。

Amazing, amazing. [ Cheers and applause ]

驚人的，驚人的。[歡呼聲和掌聲]

好了，讓我們來看看新聞和笑話吧。

好了，夥計們，隨著疫情的惡化。

President Trump is making it even tougher

特朗普總統正在使其變得更加艱難

for President-Elect Biden to deal with the crisis.

his coronavirus task force talk to Biden's.

他的冠狀病毒專案組與拜登的談話。

I'm really shocked by this, 'cause, up until now,

我真的很震驚，因為，到現在為止。

Trump's handling of the pandemic has been flawless.

特朗普對疫情的處理是無懈可擊的。

說真的，為什麼對特朗普這麼難？

He's been passing off COVID responsibilities

I'm not surprised the transition of power is taking so long.

權力交接這麼久，我並不奇怪。

Every time Mike Pence hears the word "transition,"

每次Mike Pence聽到 "過渡 "這個詞的時候... ...

he runs and hides under the bed. [ Laughter ]

Trump's task force probably wrote like one memo that says,

特朗普的專案組可能寫了這樣一份備忘錄，說。

"We think you get it from licking stuff."

"我們認為你是從舔東西得到的。"

Honestly, do we even want Trump's task force

老實說，我們甚至希望特朗普的特別工作組

從Rudy Giuliani那裡得到法律諮詢。

[ Laughter ] "I'd like to represent myself."

After last week's announcement from Pfizer

that their vaccine is more than 90% effective,

Moderna announcing its vaccine could be up to 94.5% effective.

摩德納宣佈其疫苗的有效率可達到94.5%。

-That's an amazing achievement. Scientists are like,

-這是一個驚人的成就。科學家們就像：

while Americans are like, "Does it come in grape flavor?"

而美國人卻說，"它有葡萄味嗎？"

"Can I get it in the gummy shape like Fred Flintstone?"

"我可以買到像弗雷德-弗林特斯通那樣的膠質形狀嗎？"

我不得不把這個笑話讀成布萊恩-里根。

"因為它感覺像... ... 它聽起來像 -

Brian would have nailed that, so that was for you, Brian.

布萊恩會有釘子，所以這是給你的，布萊恩。

[作為布賴恩-雷根] 一個膠質的像 -

就像，弗雷德-弗林特斯通類型的軟糖。

[ Normal voice ] Meanwhile, this weekend in Washington,

Trump supporters gathered to protest the election.

特朗普的支持者聚集在一起抗議選舉。

And Trump even drove by on his way to the golf course.

而特朗普甚至在去高爾夫球場的路上開車經過。

-Mr. Trump saluted a rally from his motorcade

-特朗普先生從他的車隊中向集會人員致敬。

as thousands of Trump supporters claimed election fraud.

由於數千名特朗普支持者聲稱選舉舞弊。

-Yeah, nothing says "Thanks for your support"

-是啊，沒有什麼能比 "謝謝你的支持 "更讓人感動的了。

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