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  • [ Crowd cheers ] -3...2...1.

    [人群歡呼] -3... 2... 1。

  • [ Imitates buzzer ] That's it!

    [模仿蜂鳴器] 就是這樣!

  • Good game, pal. I won.

    好遊戲,夥計。我贏了

  • I don't know who you are,

    我不知道你是誰

  • but it was fun playing against you.

    但它是有趣的與你玩。

  • -You didn't win. I won. -What?

    -你沒贏我贏了-什麼?

  • -No, you didn't. Look at the score.

    -不,你沒有。看看分數

  • -Stop the count. -We did stop the count,

    -停止計數-我們已經停止了計數

  • and I won. -Keep counting.

    我贏了-繼續數吧

  • -I don't need to. Look at the scoreboard.

    -我不需要看看記分牌

  • -We're demanding a recount, folks.

    -我們要求重新計算,夥計們。

  • Can you can believe this? I'm being totally cheated.

    你能相信嗎?我完全被騙了。

  • Everyone agrees.

    大家都同意。

  • I'm in the process of suing PlayStation right now.

    我現在正在起訴PlayStation。

  • -What, uh -- President Trump? -Fake news!

    -什麼,呃... ... 特朗普總統?-假新聞!

  • -Oh, come on, just admit you lost so we can all move on.

    -哦,來吧,承認你輸了,我們就可以繼續前進了。

  • Besides, don't you have more important things to do

    再說了,你不是有更重要的事情要做嗎?

  • to be playing video games? -I could ask you the same thing.

    玩電子遊戲? - 我也可以問你同樣的問題。-我也可以問你同樣的問題

  • -It's time for the show. I gotta go.

    -演出時間到了,我得走了我得走了

  • -Hey, Dad, can I play? -Get out of there, Eric!

    -嘿,爸爸,我能玩嗎?-離開那裡,埃裡克!

  • -I'm Don Jr.

    -我是小唐

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

    [歡呼聲和掌聲]

  • -From Rockefeller Center,

    -來自洛克菲勒中心

  • in the heart of New York City,

    在紐約市的中心。

  • it's "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon."

    這是 "吉米-法倫主演的今夜秀"。

  • Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests --

    今晚,加入吉米和他的嘉賓 --

  • Chance the Rapper, Erin Andrews,

    Chance the Rapper, Erin Andrews,

  • musical guests G Herbo and Chance the Rapper --

    音樂嘉賓G-Herbo和Chance the Rapper -------。

  • and featuring the legendary Roots crew.

    並有傳奇的Roots團隊參與。

  • And now here he is -- JimmyFallon!

    現在他來了... JimmyFallon!

  • -Do it!

    -去吧!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

    [歡呼聲和掌聲]

  • Whoo!

    嗚!

  • Hey! Thank you!

    嘿,謝謝你!

  • Hello, and welcome!

    你好,歡迎!

  • Thank you very much. Please.

    非常感謝你。請吧

  • That is so nice.

    這真是太好了。

  • Oh, my goodness!

    哦,我的天啊!

  • Oh, that's what I'm talking about!

    哦,這就是我說的!

  • Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.

    謝謝你,謝謝你,非常感謝你。

  • Wow. What a crowd.

    哇,好熱鬧啊好多人啊

  • You're not gonna believe this,

    你不會相信的

  • but the White House just told me

    但白宮剛剛告訴我

  • we got a million people in here tonight.

    我們有一百萬人在這裡今晚。

  • Amazing, amazing. [ Cheers and applause ]

    驚人的,驚人的。[歡呼聲和掌聲]

  • Amazing.

    驚人的。

  • Well, let's get to the news and jokes.

    好了,讓我們來看看新聞和笑話吧。

  • Well, guys, as the pandemic gets worse,

    好了,夥計們,隨著疫情的惡化。

  • President Trump is making it even tougher

    特朗普總統正在使其變得更加艱難

  • for President-Elect Biden to deal with the crisis.

    為當選總統拜登處理危機。

  • Apparently, he's still not letting

    顯然,他還沒有讓...

  • his coronavirus task force talk to Biden's.

    他的冠狀病毒專案組與拜登的談話。

  • I'm really shocked by this, 'cause, up until now,

    我真的很震驚,因為,到現在為止。

  • Trump's handling of the pandemic has been flawless.

    特朗普對疫情的處理是無懈可擊的。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Seriously, why is it so hard for Trump?

    說真的,為什麼對特朗普這麼難?

  • He's been passing off COVID responsibilities

    他一直在推卸COVID的責任。

  • for eight months. Why stop now?

    八個月了。為什麼現在停止?

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • I'm not surprised the transition of power is taking so long.

    權力交接這麼久,我並不奇怪。

  • Every time Mike Pence hears the word "transition,"

    每次Mike Pence聽到 "過渡 "這個詞的時候... ...

  • he runs and hides under the bed. [ Laughter ]

    他跑,躲在床下。[笑聲]

  • "Mother, put on 'David and Goliath.'"

    "媽媽,放《大衛與歌利亞》"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Not sure any of this matters.

    不知道這些是否重要。

  • Trump's task force probably wrote like one memo that says,

    特朗普的專案組可能寫了這樣一份備忘錄,說。

  • "We think you get it from licking stuff."

    "我們認為你是從舔東西得到的。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Honestly, do we even want Trump's task force

    老實說,我們甚至希望特朗普的特別工作組

  • training Biden's? That's like

    訓練拜登的?這就像

  • getting legal advice from Rudy Giuliani.

    從Rudy Giuliani那裡得到法律諮詢。

  • [ Laughter ] "I'd like to represent myself."

    [笑]"我想代表我自己。"

  • [ Laughter ] But here's some good news.

    但這裡有一些好消息。

  • After last week's announcement from Pfizer

    在上週輝瑞公司發佈公告後

  • that their vaccine is more than 90% effective,

    他們的疫苗有效率超過90%。

  • another company, Moderna,

    另一家公司Moderna。

  • has made an announcement of their own.

    已經發布了自己的公告。

  • Watch this. -This morning, breaking news

    看這個-今天早上,突發新聞

  • on the coronavirus vaccine.

    關於冠狀病毒疫苗。

  • Moderna announcing its vaccine could be up to 94.5% effective.

    摩德納宣佈其疫苗的有效率可達到94.5%。

  • -That's an amazing achievement. Scientists are like,

    -這是一個驚人的成就。科學家們就像:

  • "We've harnessed the power of mRNA,"

    "我們已經利用了mRNA的力量,"

  • while Americans are like, "Does it come in grape flavor?"

    而美國人卻說,"它有葡萄味嗎?"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • "Can I get it in the gummy shape like Fred Flintstone?"

    "我可以買到像弗雷德-弗林特斯通那樣的膠質形狀嗎?"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • I had to read that joke as Brian Regan,

    我不得不把這個笑話讀成布萊恩-里根。

  • 'cause it felt like -- it sounded like

    "因為它感覺像... ... 它聽起來像 -

  • Brian would have nailed that, so that was for you, Brian.

    布萊恩會有釘子,所以這是給你的,布萊恩。

  • [ As Brian Regan ] A gummy like --

    [作為布賴恩-雷根] 一個膠質的像 -

  • like, Fred Flintstone type of gummy.

    就像,弗雷德-弗林特斯通類型的軟糖。

  • Bet I could do that.

    我打賭我可以做到這一點。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • [ Normal voice ] Meanwhile, this weekend in Washington,

    與此同時,本週末在華盛頓,

  • Trump supporters gathered to protest the election.

    特朗普的支持者聚集在一起抗議選舉。

  • And Trump even drove by on his way to the golf course.

    而特朗普甚至在去高爾夫球場的路上開車經過。

  • Take a look.

    看看吧

  • -Mr. Trump saluted a rally from his motorcade

    -特朗普先生從他的車隊中向集會人員致敬。

  • as thousands of Trump supporters claimed election fraud.

    由於數千名特朗普支持者聲稱選舉舞弊。

  • -Yeah, nothing says "Thanks for your support"

    -是啊,沒有什麼能比 "謝謝你的支持 "更讓人感動的了。

  • like barreling through the crowd on your way to a golf course.

    就像在去高爾夫球場的路上穿過人群一樣。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • If you read his lips, I think he's saying,

    如果你看他的嘴脣,我想他說:

  • "They wasted a Saturday for this?

    "他們為了這個浪費了一個週六?

  • Could have gone golfing."

    可以去打高爾夫。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Can we show it again? Just him going by his followers?

    能不能再展示一下?只是他按照他的追隨者去做?

  • -Mr. Trump saluted a rally from his motorcade...

    -特朗普先生從他的車隊中向集會人員敬禮... ...

  • [ Laughter ] -Yeah, man.

    [笑] 是啊,男人。

  • And this was cute.

    而這是可愛的。

  • Trump's car -- I don't know if you saw it --

    特朗普的車... 我不知道你是否看到了... ...

  • even had a bunch of tin cans hanging off the back

    甚至還有一堆鐵罐頭掛在後面

  • and a sign that said, "Just Lost the Election."

    和一個寫著 "剛剛失去了選舉 "的牌子。

  • I don't know. [ Laughter and applause ]

    我不知道。[笑聲和掌聲]

  • But Trump was overwhelmed by the support.

    但特朗普卻被支持率壓得喘不過氣來。

  • And he was like, "I love you guys.

    他說:"我愛你們。

  • You're doing the white thing. I mean, the right thing."

    你在做白色的事情。我的意思是,正確的事情。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Well, if it's not clear by now,

    好吧,如果現在還不清楚的話。

  • Trump still isn't ready to move on from the election.

    特朗普仍然沒有準備好從選舉中繼續前進。

  • But yesterday, for the first time,

    但昨天,是第一次。

  • it seemed like he was admitting that Biden won.

    他似乎是在承認拜登贏了。

  • Trump tweeted, "He won because the election was rigged."

    特朗普在推特上說:"他贏了,因為選舉被操縱了。"

  • Yep, that might be as close to a concession speech

    是的,這可能是一個接近讓步的講話

  • as we're gonna get, folks.

    作為我們要去得到的,夥計們。

  • But it was short-lived, because he went on to say,

    但這是短暫的,因為他接著說。

  • "I concede nothing," and, "I won the election."

    "我什麼都不認輸","我贏得了選舉"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Trump won't give up, while the rest of us are like,

    特朗普不會放棄,而我們其他人就像。

  • "Dude, we've moved on to Netflix shows about chess.

    "哥們,我們已經轉到了關於國際象棋的網紅節目上。

  • We -- We don't care. We don't care, dude."

    我們... 我們不在乎。我們不在乎,夥計。"

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

    [歡呼聲和掌聲]

  • Even though Trump's lawsuits keep getting tossed out,

    儘管特朗普的官司一直被駁回。

  • it's clear the president is not planning to concede

    很明顯,總統不打算讓步。

  • anytime soon. So you know what?

    很快所以你知道嗎?

  • We thought we'd do it for him and give us

    我們認為我們會為他做的,給我們

  • the concession speech that we all deserve.

    我們都應該得到的讓步演講。

  • Take a look.

    看看吧

  • [ "America the Beautiful" plays ]

    ["美麗的美國 "戲劇]

  • -My fellow Americans, a short time ago,

    -我的美國同胞們,不久前。

  • Joe Biden beat me in the election.

    喬-拜登在選舉中擊敗了我。

  • And not only did he win, he won by a lot, actually.

    而且他不僅贏了,其實還贏了很多。

  • Therefore, it is time for me to step aside.

    是以,現在是我退位的時候了。

  • Because, let's face it,

    因為,讓我們面對它。

  • I wasn't probably on my game, and I wasn't doing so well.

    我可能不在我的遊戲中,我做得不是很好。

  • And you know, I'm the only President in history

    你知道嗎,我是歷史上唯一的一個總統

  • to lose the popular vote twice and to get impeached.

    兩次輸掉民選,被彈劾。

  • It's time for a change.

    是時候改變了。

  • The greatest dream in the world is that Joe Biden wins,

    世界上最大的夢想就是喬-拜登獲勝。

  • because the winner of this vote was decided

    因為這次投票的贏家已經決定

  • by a fair and open election.

    通過公平和公開的選舉。

  • Therefore, I humbly concede to Joe Biden.

    是以,我謙讓給喬-拜登。

  • The American people have responded.

    美國人民已經做出了迴應。

  • And they have said to me, "You're fired.

    他們對我說:"你被解僱了。

  • Bing. Get out."

    賓。滾出去。"

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

    [歡呼聲和掌聲]

  • -[ Laughing ] Wow.

    -哇。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Speaking of the election, The Gap says

    談到選舉,Gap說

  • sales of their pants have nearly doubled

    褲子的銷量幾乎翻了一番

  • since the election week, and they think

    自選舉周以來,他們認為

  • it has something to do with Steve Kornacki.

    這和史蒂夫・科納基有關。

  • [ Laughter ] Watch this.

    [笑]看這個。

  • After many news outlets reported

    經多家新聞組織、部門報道

  • that Kornacki's signature khakis come from The Gap,

    Kornacki的招牌卡其褲來自Gap。

  • the company reported it saw

    該公司報告說,它看到

  • a dramatic increase in online traffic

    飆升

  • and a more than 90% sales increase on khaki pants.

    和卡其褲的銷量增長90%以上。

  • [ Laughter ] -Wow.

    [笑] 哇。