Name: 共和黨人在尋求推翻拜登勝選的訴訟中十不存一。 (Republicans Are 0 For 10 In Lawsuits Seeking To Overturn Biden's Election Win)
Uploaded: 2020-11-14T18:56:27.000Z
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>> Stephen: WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO "A LATE SHOW.

>> 史蒂芬：歡迎各位女士們、先生們，來到 "晚間秀"。

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

OH, WHAT A STRANGE AND TROUBLING WORLD SOME PEOPLE WOULD LIKE IT

哦，這是一個多麼奇怪和動盪的世界，有些人可能會喜歡它。

YESTERDAY, I WAS POURING CHAMPAGNE TO TOAST THE NEW

前天，我正在澆灌香檳酒來烘烤新的。

ADMINISTRATION, AND TODAY-- I WILL CUT YOU!

IF YOU COME NEAR ME, BECAUSE THERE'S SOME CRAZY ( BLEEP )

如果你來我附近，因為有一些瘋狂。 （嗶嗶）

ON MONDAY, OUR SOON-TO-BE FORMER PRESIDENT, CITING BASELESS

週一，我們即將上任的主席，引用了無底線的說法：

CHARGES OF NONEXISTENT FRAUD, INSTRUCTED GOVERNMENT

對不存在的欺詐行為的指控，被唆使的政府行為

LEADERS TO BLOCK COOPERATION WITH PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN'S

領導人阻撓與候任主席比登的合作。

HERE'S THE THING: PEACEFUL TRANSITIONS ARE IMPORTANT.

事情是這樣的：和平的過渡是重要的。

YOU DON'T SEE ME STARTING THE SHOW EVERY NIGHT GETTING IN A

你不會看到我每天晚上開始表演的時候，都會被嚇到吧？

FUN FACT: IT WAS EXACTLY FOUR YEARS AGO TODAY THAT BARACK

趣聞：四年前的今天，巴拉克----。

OBAMA SAT DOWN WITH THE THEN-PRESIDENT- ELECT, AND YOU

奧巴馬與當時的當選總統坐在一起，而你呢？

還記得什麼時候人們互相撫摸嗎？

AND IT'S NOT JUST THE PRESIDENT WHO IS UNDERMINING CONFIDENCE IN

不僅僅是總統在破壞人們對他的信任。

OUR ELECTIONS, SO IS SENATE MAJORITY LEADER

我們的選舉，參議院多數黨領袖也是如此。

MITCH McCONNELL, SEEN HERE DROPPING A LIVE MOUSE INTO

MITCH McCONNELL，被發現在這裡把一隻活的老鼠丟進了...

AFTER BEING NONCOMMITTAL ABOUT THE WHOLE "PRESIDENT FOR LIFE"

在對整個 "終身主席 "計劃不作承諾後

THING, YESTERDAY McCONNELL ASSURED A WORRIED NATION "IT'LL

事情，昨天麥康奈爾向憂心忡忡的國家保證："它將會

>> OUR INSTITUTIONS ARE ACTUALLY BUILT FOR THIS.

>> 我們的機構實際上是為這個而建立的。

WE HAVE THE SYSTEM IN PLACE TO CONSIDER CONCERNS, AND PRESIDENT

我們已經建立了一個系統來考慮各種問題，而主席......。

TRUMP IS 100% WITHIN HIS RIGHTS TO LOOK INTO ALLEGATIONS OF

特朗普100%有權利調查對他的指控。

IRREGULARITIES AND WEIGH HIS LEGAL OPTIONS.

>> Stephen: ALL HE'S SAYING IS THAT, YES, PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED

>> 斯蒂芬：他說的是，是的，人們都很擔心。

ABOUT THAT STICK OF DYNAMITE, BUT THE PRESIDENT IS FULLY

關於那根Dynamite，但主席是完全的。

WITHIN HIS LEGAL RIGHTS TO LIGHT THE FUSE, OKAY.

在他的合法權利範圍內點燃導火線，好嗎。

SCISSORS ARE IN PLACE TO CUT THE FUSE IF IT GETS TOO CLOSE, OKAY?

如果離得太近，剪刀就會把保險絲剪斷，好嗎？

哦，等等，我們把它們給了總統。

我相信他一定會做正確的事情。

SO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS BACKING THE PRESIDENT, NOT

所以，共和黨支持的是總統，而不是。

BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE HIS CONSPIRACY THEORIES, BUT BECAUSE

因為他們相信他的陰謀論，但因為。

THEY ARE AFRAID OF MAKING HIM MAD, BECAUSE THEY NEED HIS BASE.

他們害怕讓他生氣，因為他們需要他的基礎。

"WHAT IS THE DOWNSIDE FOR HUMORING HIM FOR THIS LITTLE BIT

"什麼是下半身的幽默他的這一點，

NO ONE SERIOUSLY THINKS THE RESULTS WILL CHANGE."

SHOULD OUR ENTIRE POLITICAL SYSTEM BE ARRANGED TO SALVE THE

我們的整個政治制度是否應該被安排來拯救這個世界？

YOU NEVER SAW TRUMAN HOLD UP A NEWSPAPER THAT SAID "DEWEY

你從來沒有看到過特朗普舉著報紙說 "DEWEY"。

THIS AFTERNOON, WE EXPLORED THE DOWNSIDE OF HUMORING THE

今天晚上，我們探討了幽默的下半場。

PRESIDENT, THANKS TO SECRETARY OF STATE AND DARKEST TIMELINE

主席，感謝國務院及最黑暗的時間表。

VERSION OF THE DAD FROM "WONDER YEARS," MIKE POMPEO.

"奇妙年華 "中的爸爸的版本，邁克-彭波。

A REPORTER ASKED SECRETARY OF STATE POMPEO WHETHER THE

有記者問國務卿彭佩奧，是否有必要將這一問題提交給政府？

ADMINISTRATION'S FOOT-DRAGGING WOULD ENDANGER NATIONAL

行政當局的腳步拖沓會危及國家安全

HERE'S WHAT HE SAID: >> THERE WILL BE A SMOOTH

這是他說的。>>將有一個平滑的。

TRANSITION TO A SECOND TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.

FIRST, THERE WON'T BE A SECOND TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, UNLESS

首先，不會有第二個特朗普政府，除非...

TIFFANY WINS IN 2032 WITH THE SLOGAN, "MAKE AMERICA 'MAKE

TIFFANY贏在2032年與SLOGAN，"讓美國'製造'"。

SECONDLY, NOTHING THIS ADMINISTRATION HAS EVER DONE HAS

第二，本屆政府所做的任何事情都不符合《基本法》。

HE COULDN'T EVEN MANAGE A SMOOTH TRANSITION FROM STAGE TO GROUND

他甚至無法控制從舞臺到地面的平穩過渡。

FOURTH, IF THAT WAS A JOKE, YOU JUST BOMBED SO HARD YOU VIOLATED

第四，如果那是個玩笑，你就會被狠狠地炸死，你違反了法律。

HE REPRESENTS AMERICA TO OTHER COUNTRIES WHO JUST GOT THE

他代表美國對其他國家剛剛獲得了 "美國"。

MESSAGE THAT MAYBE THE GUY WHO LOST ISN'T GOING TO LEAVE.

留言說，也許是誰失去的傢伙不會離開。

YOU KNOW ALL THOSE DICTATORS YOU VISITED, MR. SECRETARY?

你知道你拜訪過的所有牙醫嗎，先生？嗎？

THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE AN INTERNSHIP.

AND POMPEO'S NOT THE ONLY ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL

而且POMPEO不是唯一的行政官員。

INDULGING THE PRESIDENT'S BEAUTIFUL DARK, TWISTED

縱容主席的美麗黑暗，扭曲的。

SO IS ATTORNEY GENERAL AND JACKASS-O'-LANTERN, BILL BARR.

總檢察長和混蛋蘭特人比爾-巴爾也是如此。

YESTERDAY, BARR BROKE WITH DECADES OF JUSTICE DEPARTMENT

今天，巴爾打破了數十年來司法部的做法

POLICIES INTENDED TO KEEP LAW ENFORCEMENT FROM AFFECTING THE

旨在防止執法工作影響到國家安全的政策。

OUTCOME OF AN ELECTION, WHEN HE SENT A MEMO INSTRUCTING FEDERAL

選舉結果，當時他發出了一份備忘錄，訓示聯邦政府：

PROSECUTORS THAT THEY COULD INVESTIGATE "SPECIFIC

檢察官說，他們可以調查 "特定的"。

ALLEGATIONS" OF VOTER FRAUD BEFORE THE RESULTS OF THE

指控 "選民舞弊 "在選舉結果出來之前。

SO FEDERAL OFFICIALS ARE NOW PLANNING TO INTERVENE IN OUR

所以，聯邦官員現在正計劃干預我們的生活

THAT ALSO HAS A BIT OF AN INTERNATIONAL FEEL, DOESN'T IT?

這也有一點國際化的感覺，不是嗎？

DURING COVID, THIS IS THE CLOSEST WE'RE GETTING TO A

在科維德期間，這是我們最接近的一次。

( AS TOURIST ) "SUCH A FASCINATING COUNTRY!

(作為遊客) "真是一個令人神往的國家!

I'M GOING TO DRINK COFFEE IN LITTLE CUPS, ORDER A CROISSANT,

我要去喝小杯的咖啡，要一個麵包圈。

POOP STANDING UP, AND JUST ENJOY THE COUP D'ETAT."

BARR'S MOVE WAS SO EGREGIOUS, IT LED THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT

巴爾的舉動是如此的EGREGIOUS，它導致了司法部門。

OFFICIAL WHO OVERSEES INVESTIGATIONS OF VOTER FRAUD,

負責監督對投票人舞弊行為的調查的官員；

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