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  • >> Stephen: WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO "A LATE SHOW.

    >> 史蒂芬:歡迎各位女士們、先生們,來到 "晚間秀"。

  • I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    我是你的主播,史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

  • OH, WHAT A STRANGE AND TROUBLING WORLD SOME PEOPLE WOULD LIKE IT

    哦,這是一個多麼奇怪和動盪的世界,有些人可能會喜歡它。

  • TO BE.

    要:

  • YESTERDAY, I WAS POURING CHAMPAGNE TO TOAST THE NEW

    前天,我正在澆灌香檳酒來烘烤新的。

  • ADMINISTRATION, AND TODAY-- I WILL CUT YOU!

    管理,而今天 -- 我要砍了你!

  • IF YOU COME NEAR ME, BECAUSE THERE'S SOME CRAZY ( BLEEP )

    如果你來我附近,因為有一些瘋狂。 (嗶嗶)

  • GOING ON OUT THERE!

    去那裡!

  • ON MONDAY, OUR SOON-TO-BE FORMER PRESIDENT, CITING BASELESS

    週一,我們即將上任的主席,引用了無底線的說法:

  • CHARGES OF NONEXISTENT FRAUD, INSTRUCTED GOVERNMENT

    對不存在的欺詐行為的指控,被唆使的政府行為

  • LEADERS TO BLOCK COOPERATION WITH PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN'S

    領導人阻撓與候任主席比登的合作。

  • TRANSITION TEAM.

    過渡小組:

  • HERE'S THE THING: PEACEFUL TRANSITIONS ARE IMPORTANT.

    事情是這樣的:和平的過渡是重要的。

  • YOU DON'T SEE ME STARTING THE SHOW EVERY NIGHT GETTING IN A

    你不會看到我每天晚上開始表演的時候,都會被嚇到吧?

  • KNIFE FIGHT WITH DAVE LETTERMAN.

    與戴夫LETTERMAN的刀戰。

  • I WOULDN'T DARE!

    我不敢!

  • THE GUY'S GOT THE REACH!

    這傢伙得到的範圍!

  • THOSE HOOSIERS ARE SCRAPPY!

    這些鼻涕蟲是可恥的!

  • FUN FACT: IT WAS EXACTLY FOUR YEARS AGO TODAY THAT BARACK

    趣聞:四年前的今天,巴拉克----。

  • OBAMA SAT DOWN WITH THE THEN-PRESIDENT- ELECT, AND YOU

    奧巴馬與當時的當選總統坐在一起,而你呢?

  • COULD TELL OBAMA WAS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

    可以告訴奧巴馬不高興。

  • THAT PICTURE IS SO WEIRD.

    這幅畫是如此怪異。

  • REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE TOUCHED EACH OTHER?

    還記得什麼時候人們互相撫摸嗎?

  • AND IT'S NOT JUST THE PRESIDENT WHO IS UNDERMINING CONFIDENCE IN

    不僅僅是總統在破壞人們對他的信任。

  • OUR ELECTIONS, SO IS SENATE MAJORITY LEADER

    我們的選舉,參議院多數黨領袖也是如此。

  • MITCH McCONNELL, SEEN HERE DROPPING A LIVE MOUSE INTO

    MITCH McCONNELL,被發現在這裡把一隻活的老鼠丟進了...

  • LINDSAY GRAHAM'S CAGE.

    LINDSAY GRAHAM's CAGE.

  • AFTER BEING NONCOMMITTAL ABOUT THE WHOLE "PRESIDENT FOR LIFE"

    在對整個 "終身主席 "計劃不作承諾後

  • THING, YESTERDAY McCONNELL ASSURED A WORRIED NATION "IT'LL

    事情,昨天麥康奈爾向憂心忡忡的國家保證:"它將會

  • PROBABLY BE OKAY."

    大概可以了。"

  • >> OUR INSTITUTIONS ARE ACTUALLY BUILT FOR THIS.

    >> 我們的機構實際上是為這個而建立的。

  • WE HAVE THE SYSTEM IN PLACE TO CONSIDER CONCERNS, AND PRESIDENT

    我們已經建立了一個系統來考慮各種問題,而主席......。

  • TRUMP IS 100% WITHIN HIS RIGHTS TO LOOK INTO ALLEGATIONS OF

    特朗普100%有權利調查對他的指控。

  • IRREGULARITIES AND WEIGH HIS LEGAL OPTIONS.

    並權衡他的法律選擇。

  • >> Stephen: ALL HE'S SAYING IS THAT, YES, PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED

    >> 斯蒂芬:他說的是,是的,人們都很擔心。

  • ABOUT THAT STICK OF DYNAMITE, BUT THE PRESIDENT IS FULLY

    關於那根Dynamite,但主席是完全的。

  • WITHIN HIS LEGAL RIGHTS TO LIGHT THE FUSE, OKAY.

    在他的合法權利範圍內點燃導火線,好嗎。

  • SCISSORS ARE IN PLACE TO CUT THE FUSE IF IT GETS TOO CLOSE, OKAY?

    如果離得太近,剪刀就會把保險絲剪斷,好嗎?

  • GREAT, WHO'S GOT THE SCISSORS?

    太好了,誰有剪刀?

  • OH, WAIT, WE GAVE THEM TO THE PRESIDENT.

    哦,等等,我們把它們給了總統。

  • I'M SURE HE'LL DO THE RIGHT THING.

    我相信他一定會做正確的事情。

  • SO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS BACKING THE PRESIDENT, NOT

    所以,共和黨支持的是總統,而不是。

  • BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE HIS CONSPIRACY THEORIES, BUT BECAUSE

    因為他們相信他的陰謀論,但因為。

  • THEY ARE AFRAID OF MAKING HIM MAD, BECAUSE THEY NEED HIS BASE.

    他們害怕讓他生氣,因為他們需要他的基礎。

  • AND THEY JUSTIFY ALL THAT LIKE THIS:

    他們證明所有這樣的。

  • "WHAT IS THE DOWNSIDE FOR HUMORING HIM FOR THIS LITTLE BIT

    "什麼是下半身的幽默他的這一點,

  • OF TIME?

    的時間?

  • NO ONE SERIOUSLY THINKS THE RESULTS WILL CHANGE."

    沒有人真的認為結果會改變。"

  • SHOULD OUR ENTIRE POLITICAL SYSTEM BE ARRANGED TO SALVE THE

    我們的整個政治制度是否應該被安排來拯救這個世界?

  • FEELINGS OF THE GUY WHO LOST.

    感情的傢伙誰失去了。

  • YOU NEVER SAW TRUMAN HOLD UP A NEWSPAPER THAT SAID "DEWEY

    你從來沒有看到過特朗普舉著報紙說 "DEWEY"。

  • DEFEATS TRUMAN.

    擊敗杜魯門。

  • LET HIM HAVE THIS ONE FOR A FEW WEEKS.

    讓他有這一個幾個星期。

  • HE NEEDS IT."

    他需要它。"

  • THIS AFTERNOON, WE EXPLORED THE DOWNSIDE OF HUMORING THE

    今天晚上,我們探討了幽默的下半場。

  • PRESIDENT, THANKS TO SECRETARY OF STATE AND DARKEST TIMELINE

    主席,感謝國務院及最黑暗的時間表。

  • VERSION OF THE DAD FROM "WONDER YEARS," MIKE POMPEO.

    "奇妙年華 "中的爸爸的版本,邁克-彭波。

  • A REPORTER ASKED SECRETARY OF STATE POMPEO WHETHER THE

    有記者問國務卿彭佩奧,是否有必要將這一問題提交給政府?

  • ADMINISTRATION'S FOOT-DRAGGING WOULD ENDANGER NATIONAL

    行政當局的腳步拖沓會危及國家安全

  • SECURITY.

    安全性。

  • HERE'S WHAT HE SAID: >> THERE WILL BE A SMOOTH

    這是他說的。>>將有一個平滑的。

  • TRANSITION TO A SECOND TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.

    過渡到第二個特朗普政府。

  • RIGHT?

    對吧?

  • >> Stephen: NO, WRONG.

    >> Stephen:不,錯了。

  • FIRST, THERE WON'T BE A SECOND TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, UNLESS

    首先,不會有第二個特朗普政府,除非...

  • TIFFANY WINS IN 2032 WITH THE SLOGAN, "MAKE AMERICA 'MAKE

    TIFFANY贏在2032年與SLOGAN,"讓美國'製造'"。

  • AMERICA GREAT AGAIN' AGAIN."

    "美國偉大的再次'再次'。"

  • SECONDLY, NOTHING THIS ADMINISTRATION HAS EVER DONE HAS

    第二,本屆政府所做的任何事情都不符合《基本法》。

  • BEEN SMOOTH.

    已經平穩。

  • HE COULDN'T EVEN MANAGE A SMOOTH TRANSITION FROM STAGE TO GROUND

    他甚至無法控制從舞臺到地面的平穩過渡。

  • LEVEL.

    水準:

  • THIRD, YOUR GUY LOST.

    第三,你的傢伙輸了。

  • FOURTH, IF THAT WAS A JOKE, YOU JUST BOMBED SO HARD YOU VIOLATED

    第四,如果那是個玩笑,你就會被狠狠地炸死,你違反了法律。

  • THE GENEVA CONVENTION.

    《日內瓦公約》,

  • THIS IS DANGEROUS.

    這是危險的。

  • HE'S THE SECRETARY OF STATE.

    他是國務卿

  • HE REPRESENTS AMERICA TO OTHER COUNTRIES WHO JUST GOT THE

    他代表美國對其他國家剛剛獲得了 "美國"。

  • MESSAGE THAT MAYBE THE GUY WHO LOST ISN'T GOING TO LEAVE.

    留言說,也許是誰失去的傢伙不會離開。

  • YOU KNOW ALL THOSE DICTATORS YOU VISITED, MR. SECRETARY?

    你知道你拜訪過的所有牙醫嗎,先生?嗎?

  • THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE AN INTERNSHIP.

    那不應該是一個實習。

  • AND POMPEO'S NOT THE ONLY ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL

    而且POMPEO不是唯一的行政官員。

  • INDULGING THE PRESIDENT'S BEAUTIFUL DARK, TWISTED

    縱容主席的美麗黑暗,扭曲的。

  • FANTASIES.

    幻想。

  • SO IS ATTORNEY GENERAL AND JACKASS-O'-LANTERN, BILL BARR.

    總檢察長和混蛋蘭特人比爾-巴爾也是如此。

  • YESTERDAY, BARR BROKE WITH DECADES OF JUSTICE DEPARTMENT

    今天,巴爾打破了數十年來司法部的做法

  • POLICIES INTENDED TO KEEP LAW ENFORCEMENT FROM AFFECTING THE

    旨在防止執法工作影響到國家安全的政策。

  • OUTCOME OF AN ELECTION, WHEN HE SENT A MEMO INSTRUCTING FEDERAL

    選舉結果,當時他發出了一份備忘錄,訓示聯邦政府:

  • PROSECUTORS THAT THEY COULD INVESTIGATE "SPECIFIC

    檢察官說,他們可以調查 "特定的"。

  • ALLEGATIONS" OF VOTER FRAUD BEFORE THE RESULTS OF THE

    指控 "選民舞弊 "在選舉結果出來之前。

  • PRESIDENTIAL RACE ARE CERTIFIED.

    PRESIDENTIAL RACE are CERTIFIED.

  • SO FEDERAL OFFICIALS ARE NOW PLANNING TO INTERVENE IN OUR

    所以,聯邦官員現在正計劃干預我們的生活

  • ELECTION AT THE REQUEST OF THEIR LEADER.

    應其領導人的要求進行選舉。

  • THAT ALSO HAS A BIT OF AN INTERNATIONAL FEEL, DOESN'T IT?

    這也有一點國際化的感覺,不是嗎?

  • DURING COVID, THIS IS THE CLOSEST WE'RE GETTING TO A

    在科維德期間,這是我們最接近的一次。

  • VACATION.

    度假。

  • ( AS TOURIST ) "SUCH A FASCINATING COUNTRY!

    (作為遊客) "真是一個令人神往的國家!

  • I'M GOING TO DRINK COFFEE IN LITTLE CUPS, ORDER A CROISSANT,

    我要去喝小杯的咖啡,要一個麵包圈。

  • POOP STANDING UP, AND JUST ENJOY THE COUP D'ETAT."

    站著大便,享受晚餐吧。"

  • BARR'S MOVE WAS SO EGREGIOUS, IT LED THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT

    巴爾的舉動是如此的EGREGIOUS,它導致了司法部門。

  • OFFICIAL WHO OVERSEES INVESTIGATIONS OF VOTER FRAUD,

    負責監督對投票人舞弊行為的調查的官員;

  • RICHARD PILGER, A CAREER PROSECUTOR IN THE D.O.J.'S

    RICHARD PILGER,地檢署的職業檢察官。

  • PUBLIC INTEGRITY SECTION, TO STEP DOWN FROM THE POST WITHIN

    公共誠信部分,從內部的崗位上走下來。

  • HOURS.

    小時。

  • YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN THE GUY FROM THE "PUBLIC INTEGRITY

    當 "公共誠信 "的傢伙,你知道它是壞的。

  • SECTION" QUIT.

    節"退出。

  • IT'S LIKE MANAGING A RESTAURANT AND GETTING A LETTER OF

    這就像管理一家餐廳,並得到一封信。

  • RESIGNATION FROM YOUR "RAT TURD REMOVER."

    從你的 "老鼠屎搬運工 "那裡辭職。

  • EVEN WORSE, BARR ADMITS THAT HE DID NOT SEE MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD,

    更糟糕的是,巴爾承認,他沒有看到大規模的選民舞弊。

  • AND THAT MOST OF THE ALLEGATIONS OF VOTER FRAUD WERE RELATED TO

    而且大部分關於選民舞弊的指控都與以下方面有關:

  • INDIVIDUAL INSTANCES THAT DID NOT POINT TO A LARGER SYSTEMIC

    沒有指向更大的系統性的個別事件:

  • PROBLEM.

    問題:

  • BUT THAT HAS NOT STOPPED HIM FROM ORDERING INVESTIGATIONS

    但這並沒有阻止他下達調查命令。

  • IT'S LIKE THOSE SIGNS IN THE SUBWAY: "IF YOU SEE NOTHING,

    就像地鐵裡的那些標語:"如果你什麼都沒看到,

  • KEEP LOOKING UNTIL YOU CAN PRETEND IT'S SOMETHING."

    繼續看,直到你能假裝它是什麼東西。"

  • SO BARR'S TAKING AMERICA ON A FISHING EXPEDITION, AND I THINK

    所以巴爾要帶著美國人去釣魚,我想...

  • DEMOCRACY'S FREDO.

    DEMOCRACY'S FREDO。

  • SPECIFICALLY, BARR WANTS TO LOOK INTO INELIGIBLE VOTERS IN NEVADA

    特別是,巴爾希望調查內華達州的無資格選民。

  • AND BACK-DATED MAIL-IN BALLOTS IN PENNSYLVANIA, CLAIMS THAT

    和賓夕法尼亞州的回溯日期的郵寄選票,稱

  • REPUBLICANS HAVE CIRCULATED IN RECENT DAYS WITHOUT ANY

    共和黨人最近幾天在沒有人的情況下進行了循環。

  • EVIDENCE.

    證據:

  • NOW THE D.O.J. IS JUST CHASING DOWN URBAN LEGENDS THAT GET

    現在司法部長只是在追捕那些得到的城市遺產。

  • PASSED AROUND THE INTERNET.

    在互聯網上流傳。

  • GET READY FOR THEIR NEW "TASK FORCE TO CATCH THE SLENDERMAN."

    準備好迎接他們新的 "抓捕減壓器人的特遣部隊"。

  • HOT TIP: HE'S MARRIED TO IVANKA!

    熱點提示:他和伊凡卡結婚了!

  • NOW, I WANT TO BE CLEAR: THERE IS NOTHING TO ANY OF THESE

    現在,我想說清楚,這些東西都沒有什麼。

  • CHARGES. SO FAR.

    收費。到目前為止,。

  • SOY FAR THE REPUBLICANS ARE GOOSE EGG FOR 10 IN EVERY

    共和黨人是鵝蛋,每一個人都有10個。

  • LAWSUITS THEY HAVE BROUGHT.

    他們所打的官司。

  • IN MICHIGAN, THEY COMPLAINED THAT THE COUNTING OF ABSENTEE

    在密歇根州,他們抱怨說,計算缺席者的人數。

  • BALLOTS WAS FRAUDULENT, BUT IN COURT, THEY COULD NOT PROVIDE

    BUNDLES是個金光黨,但在法庭上,他們無法提供。

  • EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING.

    錯誤行為的證據。

  • INSTEAD, REPUBLICANS SAID THEY HAD "INFORMATION AND BELIEF."

    然而,共和黨人卻說他們有 "資訊和信仰"。

  • "YOUR HONOR, WE SHOULDN'T NEED EVIDENCE TO BELIEVE.

    "你的榮譽,我們不需要證據來相信,

  • FRAUD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS."

    詐騙以神祕的方式工作。"

  • IN ANOTHER MICHIGAN CASE, A REPUBLICAN ELECTION OBSERVER

    在另一起密歇根州的案件中,一名共和黨選舉觀察家。

  • SAID SHE HAD RECEIVED ALLEGATIONS OF IMPROPER VOTE

    說她收到了關於不當投票的指控

  • COUNTING ON A STICKY NOTE BY AN UNNAMED POLL WORKER.

    在一個不知名的民調工作人員的粘性紙條上計數。

  • YES, ALL AMERICANS MUST BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE ELECTORAL

    是的,所有的美國人都必須注意選舉。

  • THEFT FROM THE ARCH-CRIMINAL "DEB'S YOGURT, DO NOT TOUCH."

    "德布的瑜伽館,請勿觸摸。"

  • ALSO IN PENNSYLVANIA, G.O.P.

    還在賓夕法尼亞州,G.O.P.

  • LAWYERS COMPLAINED THAT THEY DID NOT HAVE ANY ELECTION OBSERVERS

    律師抱怨說他們沒有任何選舉觀察員。

  • IN THE BALLOT COUNT.

    在選票上,

  • BUT AFTER THE PRESIDENT'S LAWYER WAS FORCED TO ADMIT THAT

    但是,在總統的律師被迫承認,

  • THEY HAD "A NONZERO NUMBER OF PEOPLE IN THE ROOM," THE JUDGE

    他們有 "一個零的人數在房間裡,"法官。

  • REPLIED, "I'M SORRY, THEN WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?"

    "對不起,那你的問題是什麼?"

  • OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO OPEN THAT CAN OF WORMS.

    哦,你不希望打開那個麻煩的罐子。

  • ( AS LAWYER ) "YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT HAS BOTH

    (作為律師) "閣下,我的客戶有兩個

  • A NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER AND THE NUCLEAR

    A NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISISIDATION AND THE NUCLEAR

  • FOOTBALL.

    足球。

  • I'D LIKE TO ENTER INTO EVIDENCE, MY POOP-FILLED PANTS."

    我想進入證據,我的便便填充的褲子。"

  • IN ARIZONA, G.O.P. SUPPORTERS ALLEGED THAT VOTE TABULATORS

    在亞利桑那州,G.O.P.的支持者指責投票計票器。

  • WERE THROWN OFF BY THE USE OF SHARPIE PENS AND, THEREFORE,

    因使用利器筆而被扔掉,是以,

  • DISQUALIFIED LARGE NUMBERS OF VOTES.

    大量選票被取消;

  • WHAT?

    什麼?

  • SHARPIES AREN'T RELIABLE?

    利器不可靠?

  • YOU KNOW, I'M BEGINNING TO SUSPECT THAT HURRICANE DIDN'T

    你知道嗎,我開始懷疑颶風並沒有發生。

  • REALLY HIT ALABAMA.

    真正的打擊阿拉巴馬州。

  • IT TURNS OUT, SHARPIE PENS ARE, IN FACT, THE BEST WRITING

    事實證明,利劍筆其實是最好的書寫工具。

  • INSTRUMENT TO USE WITH THE MACHINES BECAUSE OF THEIR

    與機器一起使用的儀器,因為其

  • FAST-DRY INK, SO THE VOTERS WHO FILED THAT SHARPIE SUIT HAVE

    快乾墨水,所以提交利器訴訟的選民有了

  • DROPPED THAT ONE AND ARE INTERVENING IN THE NEW CASE

    放棄了那個案子,正在介入新的案子。

  • FILED BY THE CAMPAIGN.

    競選人提交的。

  • SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S BEEN HUFFING THE BLACK PONY.

    聽起來好像有人在打黑小馬的主意。

  • ( INHALES DEEPLY ) "I'LL SUE ANYTHING THAT MOVES!"

    (深深地吸了一口氣)"我會起訴任何移動的東西!"

  • GET BACK!" THE REPUBLICAN PARTY ISN'T THE

    退後!" 共和黨並不是最重要的

  • ONLY THREAT TO OUR NATION RIGHT NOW.

    現在對我們國家的唯一威脅。

  • ON MONDAY, THE U.S. PASSED 10 MILLION TOTAL COVID CASES--

    週一,美國通過了1000萬總的COVID案例--。

  • UNLESS RUDY GIULIANI SAYS THAT HALF OF THOSE CASES WERE

    除非RUDY GIULIANI說這些案件中有一半是:

  • ILLEGAL.

    非法的。

  • CHECK WITH YOUR LOCAL LANDSCAPER.

    請與您當地的園藝師聯繫。

  • BUT THERE IS A GLIMMER OF HOPE.

    但還是有一絲希望的。

  • BECAUSE THIS WEEKEND, PFIZER ANNOUNCED THEY WERE MAKING

    因為這個週末,PFIZER宣佈他們要做的是

  • HEADWAY ON A POTENTIAL COVID VACCINE.

    潛在的COVID疫苗的頭路。

  • AND ESTERDAY, THE F.D.A.

    和ESTERDAY,F. D. A.。

  • GRANTED EMERGENCY APPROVAL TO A SYNTHETIC ANTIBODY TREATMENT

    獲准緊急準許進行合成抗身體治療

  • DEVELOPED BY ELI LILLY CALLED-- AND THIS IS TRUE--

    發展由ELI LILLY叫 -- 這是真實的 --

  • "BAMLANIVIMAB."

    "BAMLANIVIMAB。"

  • "BAMLANIVIMAB."

    "BAMLANIVIMAB。"

  • THAT IS A TOFFEE.

    這是一個吐司。

  • THE HARD PART IS THE "VIMAB."

    困難的部分是 "VIMAB"。

  • "BAMLANIVIMAB."

    "BAMLANIVIMAB。"

  • WHY WOULD YOU NAME IT THAT?

    你為什麼要給它起這個名字?

  • IT SOUNDS LIKE A RESEARCHER JUST DROPPED A SLICE OF PIZZA ON HER

    聽起來就像一個研究人員在她身上丟了一塊披薩一樣。

  • LAPTOP.

    LAPTOP:

  • SOUNDS LIKE A MONSTER FROM "LOVECRAFT COUNTRY."

    聽起來就像 "愛樂之國 "裡的怪物一樣

  • IT SOUNDS LIKE A CHARMING IKEA CREDENZA THAT GOES BEAUTIFULLY

    聽起來就像一個迷人的宜家CREDENZA,搭配起來非常漂亮。

  • WITH YOUR "FARLOV."

    和你的 "FARLOV"。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THE DRUG LOOKS PROMISING.

    (笑)藥物看起來很有前途。

  • IN CLINICAL TRIALS, IT HAS BEEN SHOWN TO REDUCE VIRAL LOADS AND

    在臨床試驗中,它已被證明可以減少病毒負荷和降低病毒數量。

  • RATES OF SYMPTOMS AND HOSPITALIZATION.

    症狀和住院率:

  • OF COURSE, THAT'S NOT TAKING INTO ACCOUNT THE INCREASE IN

    當然,這並沒有考慮到增加的。

  • HOSPITALIZATIONS FROM PEOPLE WHO CHOKE ON THEIR TONGUES TRYING

    試圖用湯汁噎住的人的醫院

  • TO SAY "BAMLANIVIMAB."

    說 "BAMLANIVIMAB。"

  • BUT THERE IS A HOPEFUL DEVELOPMENT IN OUR FIGHT AGAINST

    但有一個令人欣慰的發展,在我們的鬥爭中反對

  • THE GLOBAL PANDEMIC, SO ELI LILLY IS EXCITED TO GET THE WORD

    全球大恐慌,所以ELI LILLY很高興能得到這個消息

  • OUT ABOUT THEIR NEW DRUG.

    出了他們的新藥。

  • >> IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE WAS RECENTLY DIAGNOSED WITH

    >> 如果你或你的親人最近被診斷出患有以下疾病

  • COVID-19.

    COVID-19.

  • JOSH LYMAN IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE NEW TREATMENT BAMLANIVIMAB.

    JOSH LYMAN很榮幸地宣佈新療法BAMLANIVIMAB。

  • IF YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM CORONAVIRUS SYMPTOMS AND ARE

    如果您正在遭受冠狀病毒症狀,並且是

  • OVER 12, THEN BAMLANIVIMAB MIGHT BE FOR YOU.

    12歲以上,那麼BAMLANIVIMAB可能適合你。

  • SIDE EFFECTS OF... INCLUDE NAUSEA, DIARRHEA, HEADACHE, AND

    的副作用... ...包括噁心,腹瀉,頭痛,和。

  • CONFUSION ABOUT WHY ON EARTH A COMPANY PICKED THIS NAME.

    困惑的是,為什麼一個公司會選擇這個名字。

  • PATIENTS SHOULD NOT TAKE BAMLANIVIMAB IF THEY ARE

    如果患者有以下情況,則不應服用班拉尼維馬。

  • ALLERGIC TO...

    過敏...

  • SO ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT-- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST INJECT

    所以問你的醫生... 好吧,你知道什麼,只是注射。

  • BLEACH.

    BLEACH:

  • THIS IS WHY I WANTED THE ZIRTEK GIG.

    這就是為什麼我想要ZIRTEK GIG。

  • >> Stephen: WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    >> 今晚我們將為您帶來一場精彩的演出。

  • HUGH GRANT IS HERE.

    HUGH GRANT在這裡。

  • BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, "MEANWHILE!"

    但是,當我們回來的時候,"meanWHILE!"

  • BAMLANIVIMAB.

    BAMLANIVIMAB:

>> Stephen: WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO "A LATE SHOW.

>> 史蒂芬:歡迎各位女士們、先生們,來到 "晚間秀"。

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