The disc won't come out.

光盤出不來了。

This is not good.

這可不好。

I like computers a lot.

我很喜歡電腦。

I pretty much always have three at my desks,

我的辦公桌上幾乎總是有三個。

and that's not to mention

更何況

the smartphones, VR headsets, tablets,

的智能手機、VR頭顯、平板電腦。

and other computing devices I have throughout the apartment.

和其他計算設備，我有整個公寓。

I spend a huge amount of time on these devices,

我在這些設備上花費了大量的時間。

and I'm pretty much always connected

而我幾乎總是連接

to what's going on in the world

世事洞明

and my friends via social media.

和我的朋友通過社交媒體。

But this week, all that's gonna change.

但這周，這一切都會改變。

This is the 1999 iMac G3,

這是1999年的iMac G3。

and this week, it's gonna be my only computer.

而這周，它將是我唯一的電腦。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

I've already put away my laptops and my desktop

我已經把筆記本和臺式機收起來了。

and I'm going to be disabling everything

我將會禁用所有的東西。

but calling and texting on my cellphone,

但用手機打電話和發短信。

so I will truly be disconnected.

這樣我就會真正的斷了聯繫。

But first, got to set it up with a little help

但首先，得先把它設置好，有一點幫助

from someone from IT.

來自IT界的人。

So basically, I got this,

所以基本上，我得到了這個。

this here iMac G3

這臺iMac G3

from 1999,

從1999年開始。

and this is gonna be my only computer for the next week.

這將是我下週唯一的電腦。

Currently, I can only load like HTML1 sites,

目前，我只能加載類似HTML1的網站。

so I've been to google.com, the HTML version.

所以我一直在google.com，HTML版。

- Yeah, man.

- 是啊，夥計。

If you wanna get anything done this week,

如果你想在這周完成任何事情，

you're gonna have to go up to OS X.

你必須要去OS X。

You're not gonna get anything done on OS 9.

你在OS 9上什麼都做不了。

Yeah, you're gonna need a CD.

是的，你會需要一張CD。

- All right.

- 好吧，我知道了

- It's not gonna boot off of your USB drive.

- 它不會從你的隨身碟上啟動。

- I'm gonna be honest.

- 我就實話實說吧。

It felt kinda good putting a disc in.

把光盤放進去的感覺還挺好。

I haven't done that in a really long time.

我已經很久沒有這樣做了。

Bad news.

壞消息。

I put a disc into this computer.

我在這臺電腦裡放了一張光盤。

And now, it won't read it, and the disc won't come out.

而現在，它讀不出來，光盤也出不來了。

I think I got it.

我想我明白了。

Got it out.

拿出來了。

Look at this!

看看這個！

After eight hours, I finally have it running

經過八個小時，我終於讓它運轉起來了

on OS X.

在OS X上。

- At least we have it

- 至少我們有了

in a point where you can maybe get on the internet.

在一個可以或許上彀的點。

Good luck with that. (laughs)

祝你好運。（笑）

(upbeat electronic music)

(歡快的電子音樂)

- It was weird waking up this morning

- 今天早上醒來的時候很奇怪

and not just like checking my phone

而不是隻看手機

'cause that's what I would do in the morning.

因為那是我早上要做的事。

Well, I did check it and I had no notifications

好吧，我確實檢查過了，我沒有收到任何通知

because I turned off everything.

因為我關掉了所有的東西。

Today, I am going to try and start

今天，我將嘗試開始

actually working on this thing.

其實工作在這個東西。

Maybe I should just see how the internet works.

也許我應該看看互聯網是如何運作的。

Let's see if Google Maps works.

讓我們看看谷歌地圖是否能用。

MapQuest?

MapQuest？

That's not functioning.

這是不正常的。

How about BuzzFeed?

BuzzFeed怎麼樣？

Reddit?

Reddit?

Will this work?

這能行嗎？

How about my email?

我的郵箱呢？

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

來吧，來吧，來吧，來吧。

(gasps) Oh my God!

哦，我的上帝！

So I can get my email on here.

所以我可以在這裡得到我的電子郵件。

I think I'm just gonna have to learn

我想我只是要去學習。

to be more patient this week.

本週要更有耐心。

Oh, it's fully frozen.

哦，它是完全凍結。

Just trying to load Slack

只是想加載Slack

has basically brought this computer to a standstill.

已經基本讓這臺電腦停滯不前。

So what I'm gonna do

所以我要做的是

is I'm actually just gonna send out an email

是我其實只是要去發送電子郵件。

to all of the people that I talk to on Slack and say,

對所有在Slack上與我交談的人說。

"Dearest colleagues,

"親愛的同事們，

"I am writing to inform you

"我寫信通知你

"that I have time traveled backwards 20 years."

"我的時間旅行倒退了20年。"

I have to make a thumbnail

我要做一個縮略圖

for a video that's going up this weekend.

對於一個視頻，這將是本週末。

I've installed Photoshop CS1 on this computer right here.

我在這臺電腦上安裝了Photoshop CS1，就在這裡。

I'm gonna try opening this PSD.

我試著打開這個PSD。

We've got it reading Photoshop format.

我們已經把它讀成了Photoshop格式。

It's actually loaded all of this content.

其實是把這些內容都裝進去了。

This is a 20-year-old version of Photoshop

這是一個20年前的Photoshop版本

and the document fully loaded without any problems.

並且文件完全加載，沒有任何問題。

Why am I paying for Creative Cloud?

我為什麼要為創意雲付費？

Let's try putting in some photos into this.

讓我們試著把一些照片放進這個。

Okay, like this is a bit slow

好吧，像這樣有點慢

but it's like, it is perfectly usable.

但它像，它是完全可用的。

All right, I will send this out.

好吧，我會把這個送出去。

We'll see if anyone can tell that it wasn't made

我們看看是否有人能看出這不是做的。

in a modern version of Photoshop.

在現代版的Photoshop中。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

So it's day three, and at this point,

所以這是第三天，此時。

I've actually established a bit of a routine.

其實我已經建立了一點規律。

I turn the computer on

我把電腦打開

and then I go make myself a cup of tea.

然後我去給自己泡杯茶。

I sit down.

我坐了下來。

I check my email.

我檢查我的電子郵件。

I send some messages.

我發了一些資訊。

I respond to some messages.

我回復了一些資訊。

Then I do a bit of Photoshop work

然後，我做了一點Photoshop的工作

and some miscellaneous other work.

和一些其他雜項工作。

It takes a while to do that.

這需要一段時間來做。

So at this point, a couple of hours have passed.

所以此時，已經過去了幾個小時。

And honestly, aside from not being able to check Slack,

說實話，除了不能查看Slack。

like my day is relatively normal,

像我的一天是比較正常的。

full of the same tasks as I'd be doing, just slower.

滿滿的都是和我一樣的任務，只是速度慢了點。

The one big exception here though is that so far this week,

不過這裡有一個很大的例外，就是本週以來。

I haven't had to edit any videos.

我還沒有編輯過任何視頻。

So we'll see how that goes.

所以，我們將看到如何去。

So I asked some of my friends and coworkers

於是我問了一些朋友和同事

to send me pictures for desktop wallpapers,

給我發圖片做桌面壁紙。

and I only got one.

而我只得到了一個。

That's gonna get me through this.

那會讓我度過這個難關的

I'm trying to Photoshop something, but it's just so bright.

我想用Photoshop處理一些東西，但它實在是太亮了。

I'm not gonna get anything done like this with the sun.

晒著太陽，我什麼也做不了。

Ah.

啊。

Usually, in a situation like this,

通常，在這樣的情況下。

I would just take my laptop and I'd go work on the couch.

我就帶著我的筆記本電腦，然後我就去沙發上工作。

Or if I'm working on my desktop,

或者如果我在我的桌面上工作。

my screens are actually bright enough

我的螢幕其實已經夠亮了

that I can still see them.

我還能看到他們。

But I cannot see what's on the screen.

但我看不到螢幕上的內容。

It's too dim.

太暗了

The sun has gone down so I can actually work.

太陽下山了，我可以真正地工作了。

I'm a productive person, I promise.

我是個很有效率的人，我保證。

Don't fire me.

別開除我

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

I realized that doing this,

我意識到，這樣做。

I actually don't know what's going on in the world.

其實我也不知道這個世界上發生了什麼。

So I'm gonna do something

所以我要做一些事情

I don't think I've ever done before

我想我以前從來沒有這樣做過

and I'm gonna buy a newspaper.

我要去買份報紙。

Apparently, there's a presidential debate tonight.

顯然，今晚有一場總統辯論。

I should probably have known that.

我早該知道的

I have a meeting in 15 minutes

我15分鐘後有個會

that I kinda need to see the screen for

我需要看到螢幕上的內容

'cause they're gonna be sharing a presentation.

因為他們要分享一個演講。

I don't know how I'm gonna join that.

我不知道該怎麼加入。

I don't think I can.

我不認為我可以。

Let's see.

讓我看看

Meet doesn't work on your browser.

Meet在您的瀏覽器上無法工作。

I might have to have someone send me the slides afterwards.

事後我可能要讓人把幻燈片發給我。

If I can't figure out how to join this meeting,

如果我想不出如何加入這個會議。

I am actually gonna be in big trouble.

其實我是會有大麻煩的。

I don't wanna get fired.

我不想被解僱

Like, this is not good.

就像，這不是很好。

Thank God Mike sent me these phone numbers beforehand.

謝天謝地，邁克事先給我發了這些電話號碼。

- [Operator] Welcome to Google Meet.

- [操作員]歡迎來到Google Meet。

- It's weird not being able to see your faces.

- 看不到你們的臉真奇怪。

I'm not, I don't usually join a call like this

我不是，我一般不參加這樣的電話會議的

but my circumstances of using this old computer for the week

但我的情況下，使用這臺舊電腦的一週。

call for it.

要求。

If one of you could just send me the slides,

如果你們誰能把幻燈片發給我，

that would be amazing.

這將是驚人的。

Thank you so much.

非常感謝你。

No, I really appreciate it.

不，我真的很感激。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

That actually went all right.

實際上，這一切都很順利。

I appreciate working somewhere

我很欣賞在某個地方工作

where people are understanding

人情味

of the stupid things that I'm doing.

的蠢事，我在做。

I have a little break now,

我現在有一個小的突破。

which means I can get to the real reason

這意味著我可以得到真正的原因

I bought the newspaper.

我買了報紙。

Crossword.

填字遊戲。

What can I say?

我能說什麼呢？

I gotta have something to do in here.

我得在這裡做一些事情。

Spending the day in a bookstore

在書店裡度過一天

'cause that's a fun thing to do

因為那是一件很有趣的事情。

and you don't need the internet for it.

而且你不需要互聯網。

At the bookstore earlier,

之前在書店。

I decided to buy this copy of Ratatouille

我決定買下這本《料理鼠王》。

so that I could see if I could watch it on this computer.

好讓我看看能不能在這臺電腦上看。

I've been craving watching a movie.

我一直很想看電影。

Why not watch Ratatouille?

為什麼不看《料理鼠王》？

(sings gibberish)

(唱著胡言亂語)

(melancholy music)

(悲涼音樂)

I love Ratatouille.

我喜歡《料理鼠王》。

That was honestly not so bad, watching a movie like that.

說實話，看這樣的電影，還真不賴。

Like, I guess I was a little uncomfortable

就像，我想我有點不舒服

just sitting in my chair, but like not so bad.

只是坐在我的椅子上， 但喜歡不是那麼糟糕。

For the first time in a really long time,

很久以來第一次。

I stayed up until like three in the morning

我熬夜到凌晨三點

reading last night, which was kind of nice.

昨晚的閱讀，這是種不錯的。

I haven't gotten that engrossed in a book in a while,

我已經很久沒有這麼投入地看書了。

and I think that has something to do

我認為這有什麼關係

with the fact that I have other things to distract me.

與事實，我有其他的事情來分散我的注意力。

It's actually been relatively easy

其實比較容易

to find things to do on the weekends

在週末找事情做

because on the weekdays, usually, after I'm done with work,

因為在平日裡，通常在我完成工作後。

I kinda just want to relax and veg out.

我只是想放鬆一下，吃點素。

But on the weekends, I wanna do stuff.

但在週末，我想做的事情。

And so I find it a lot easier to not be on my computer

所以我發現不在電腦上會輕鬆很多。

or be on my phone because I have other things going on,

或在我的手機上，因為我有其他事情。

like making hot apple cider, which has been really nice.

像做熱蘋果酒，這已經是非常不錯的。

I've read a lot today.

我今天看了很多書。

I played some music.

我播放了一些音樂。

I walked around.

我走了一圈。

I went thrift shopping.

我去買二手貨了。

Overall, a pretty good day,

總的來說，今天是相當不錯的一天。

and I haven't touched TikTok once.

而我一次也沒碰過TikTok.

(soft ukulele music)

（柔和的四絃琴音樂）

Today is the day I've been dreading

今天是我一直擔心的日子。

because today is the day that I have to edit a video on it.

因為今天是我編輯視頻的日子。

Not a whole video, but I have to do a little bit of editing.

不是整個視頻，但我要做一點編輯。

So I tried installing

所以我嘗試安裝

a bunch of different versions of Final Cut,

一堆不同版本的Final Cut。

a few versions of Premiere, even some Avid versions.

幾個版本的Premiere，甚至一些Avid版本。

Couldn't get any of them working,

不能讓他們任何一個人工作。

but I finally got a version of iMovie working.

但我終於得到了一個版本的iMovie工作。

It's a video editing software.

這是一款視頻編輯軟件。

Let's try that clip.

讓我們試試那個片段。

I could have predicted this.

我可以預料到這一點。

One single clip is larger than iMovie supports.

單個片段比iMovie支持的大。

Thankfully, I did prepare for this eventuality

幸好，我已經做好了萬一的準備

and I actually filmed some footage

而我實際上拍攝了一些鏡頭

and converted it last week

並於上週將其轉換為

to something that this computer may be able to handle

變成這臺電腦可能能處理的東西。

just to see if I can physically edit on this.

只是想看看我是否能在這上面進行物理編輯。

Oh, gorgeous.

哦，華麗。

It's a bit slow but it's working.

雖然有點慢，但還能用。

I won't make you sit here and watch me edit.

我不會讓你坐在這裡看我編輯。

Enjoy the final product.

享受最終的產品。

(soft piano music)

(鋼琴曲)

So I am finally free of my best friend for the past week.

所以，我在過去的一週裡，終於擺脫了我最好的朋友。

I'm really happy to be done

我真的很高興能完成任務

but I'm also really glad that I did this.

但我也很高興我這樣做。

I thought I was gonna have difficulty

我還以為我會有困難呢

disconnecting from social media

脫離社交媒體

and finding things to do in my free time,

並在空閒時間找事情做。

but those actually didn't really turn out to be problems.

但這些其實並沒有真正變成問題。

What turned out to be a problem

結果是什麼問題

was not being able to do my job.

是不能夠做我的工作。

Technology and computers have gotten a lot better

技術和計算機已經變得更好了

in the last 20 years,

在過去20年裡，。

and I think we kinda take that for granted.

我想我們有點把這當做是理所當然的。

Really though, this week reminded me

真的，這周讓我想起了

how much time I do spend on my phone.

我有多少時間花在手機上。

And I think that going forward,

而我認為，今後。

I'm just gonna have to be more aware

我只是要去有更多的意識。

of how I'm using my devices

我是如何使用我的設備的

and strike a new balance of how much I'm using them.

並對我使用它們的程度進行新的平衡。

But now, I'm gonna check Instagram

但現在，我要去看看Instagram了。

for the first time in a week for notifications.

為一週內首次發出通知。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)