He's one of the best dudes on Earth.

他是世界上最好的男人之一。

His new show, "Post Malone's Celebrity World Pong League,"

他的新節目 "後馬龍的名人世界乒乓球聯賽"。

premieres November 18th

11月18日首映

on Messenger's new Watch Together feature.

在Messenger的新功能 "一起看 "上。

Here is Post Malone! Posty! -Hello, everybody.

這裡是郵馬龍！Posty!-大家好

-Yeah. -What's going on, bubba?

-怎麼了，巴布？

-You look good, bud. You look great, actually.

-你看起來不錯，夥計。你看起來很好，其實。

Where are you right now, pal?

你現在在哪裡，夥計？

-I'm home in Utah right now.

-我現在在猶他州的家裡。

-Utah? -Kind of just relaxing

-猶他州？猶他州？ -有點只是放鬆

and trying to stay out of trouble.

並試圖遠離麻煩。

You know? -Yeah.

你知道嗎？ - 是的。-是的

You're like in the mountain air and --

你就像在山裡的空氣和 --

-Feels good. You know, I smoke too much, too.

-感覺很好你知道，我也抽得太多了

So the air really gets to me. So I like -- [ Deep breath ]

所以空氣真的讓我。所以，我喜歡 - [深呼吸]

Every time I go up a set of stairs, I can't --

每次我上樓梯的時候，我不能... ...

-Yeah, you learn a lesson every time you breathe.

-是啊，每次呼吸都能學到一課。

-Yes, sir, I suppose. -Have you been --

-是的，先生，我想是的-你有沒有...

I know you probably have, you can't stop.

我知道你可能有，你不能停止。

Have you been working on new music?

你有在做新的音樂嗎？

-Yes, sir. You know, it's --

-是的，先生。是的，先生。 你知道，這是 -

it's been a while, you know, getting into the studio

它已經有一段時間，你知道，進入工作室

and stuff after, you know, kind of -- I remember the beginning

和東西后，你知道，那種 - 我記得開始的時候

of the whole COVID thing, and then

的整個COVID的事情，然後。

when they finally opened up the studio so I could go in

當他們終於開放了工作室，所以我可以進去了

and work, and lately I've just been, you know,

和工作，最近我只是，你知道，

trying to mess around and make some cool stuff

試圖亂來，做一些很酷的東西

and some funky stuff.

和一些時髦的東西。

And I think we're making some awesome stuff right now.

而且我覺得我們現在正在做一些很棒的東西。

-As a songwriter, is it harder to make music during

-作為一個作曲家，是否在音樂創作過程中更困難？

a time like this, or does this kind of push you

這樣的時候，或者說這樣的推你

to actually make music? -I don't know.

其實做音樂？-我不知道

I suppose, you know, maybe not harder, but maybe different.

我想，你知道，也許不難，但也許不同。

Like I've had more time to be, I guess, introspective.

就像我有更多的時間去，我想，內省。

You know, kind of not being able to go out.

你知道，那種不能出去。

-Hey, Post, I'm sorry, I think there's a burglar

-嘿，郵報，對不起，我想有個賊。

trying to break into your house.

試圖闖入你的房子。

-Oh, yeah, these guys -- I don't know,

-哦，是的，這些傢伙 -- 我不知道。

they just hang around the house.

他們只是掛在家裡。

-You pay them to break into your house?

-你付錢讓他們闖進你家？

-Dude, you ruined the bit.

-夥計，你毀了這段話。

This was supposed to be the whole bit for the show.

這應該是整個節目的位。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-It's almost like Cato.

-這幾乎就像卡託。

-We'll give them the guest house over there, so...

-我們會把那邊的客房給他們，所以... ...

-You pay them to break in just to make sure

-你付錢讓他們破門而入只是為了確保

your security system works. [ Laughter ]

你的安全系統工作。[笑聲]

Dude, I like -- -Worst guest of all time.

老兄，我喜歡... -史上最差勁的客人

He looked cool, man. He's got no face.

他看起來很酷，夥計。他沒有臉。

He's like -- Dude, I like that character,

他就像... 老兄，我喜歡這個角色。

man, no face. That guy scared me.

男人，沒有臉。這傢伙嚇死我了

Man, he was rad.

男人，他是激進的。

Hey, I want to talk about your new show, it's called

嘿，我想談談你的新節目，它的名字叫...

"Post Malone's Celebrity World Pong League."

"馬龍後的名人世界乒乓球聯賽。"

-Sure. -It premieres next week on

-好的 下週首播的節目是

Messenger's new Watch Together feature.

Messenger的新功能 "一起看"。

Which is a really fun feature, by the way.

順便說一下，這是一個非常有趣的功能。

What made you think of this idea?

你怎麼會想到這個主意？

-Umm, I guess just being drunk, playing beer pong.

-嗯，我想只是喝醉了，打啤酒乒乓。

You know, I figured eventually we want to kind of

你知道，我想最終我們想種的。

make it like a league and do like -- I don't --

讓它像一個聯盟和做喜歡 - 我不 -

maybe not arenas off rip, but like middle school

也許不是競技場關閉撕裂，但像國中。

basketball courts. -[ Laughs ] Yeah?

籃球場。-是嗎？

-I'm sure... -You know, small-scale

-我相信...-你知道，小規模的

type deal, but I want to make it every city has a team,

型交易，但我想讓它每個城市都有一支球隊。

where like the best schools, you know,

哪裡像最好的學校，你知道，

the best beer pong players from each school

各校乒乓高手

have a team and it's a whole bracket like the NFL

有一個團隊，它是一個整體的括號，像NFL

or the NBA or something.

或NBA什麼的。

That's down the line. You know, but this show

這是下線。你知道，但這個節目

is more about just kicking it with a couple of

是更多的只是踢它與幾個。

friends and just, you know, talking, shooting the breeze,

朋友，只是，你知道， 談話，拍攝的風。

and just playing beer pong, getting a little drunk,

和只是打啤酒乒乓， 得到一個小醉。

you know. It's a lot of fun.

你知道的這是一個很大的樂趣。

-I heard a story, and it has to be true,

-我聽過一個故事，一定是真的

but did you challenge Patrick Mahomes,

但你有沒有挑戰帕特里克-馬霍姆斯

Super Bowl MVP Patrick Mahomes,

超級碗MVP帕特里克-馬霍姆斯。

to a game of beer pong, and what went actually down?

玩了一局啤酒乒乓，到底發生了什麼？

And was there a bet?

那有賭嗎？

-Yeah. He challenged me,

-是的，他挑戰了我

and I was so game and I was like, "Let's go."

我是如此的遊戲，我很喜歡， "我們走吧。"

We were backstage, I think we were in KC,

我們在後臺，我想我們是在KC。

but we were backstage, and Patrick Mahomes

但我們在後臺，和帕特里克-馬霍姆斯...

and Travis Kelce walk in and they were like,

和Travis Kelce走進來，他們就像，

"Let's play some pong."

"我們去打乒乓球吧。"

They had just won the Super Bowl.

他們剛剛贏得了超級碗。

And I'm like, well, you know, there's no way

我很喜歡，好了，你知道，有沒有辦法，

I'm going to say no because in actuality,

我想說不，因為在實際。

I'm the best player, I know. -Mm-hmm.

我是最好的球員，我知道。-嗯哼

-But you know, we got down the line a couple games,

-但你知道，我們已經下線了幾場比賽。

and I was starting to get drunk and they get beating us

我開始喝醉了，他們開始打我們。

and beating us and beating us.

並毆打我們，毆打我們。

And then I was like, "You know what?

然後我就想，"你知道嗎？

Let's keep playing.

我們繼續玩吧

And if you win, I'll get a tattoo

如果你贏了，我就去刺青

of a Kansas City Chiefs logo,

堪薩斯城酋長隊標誌的。

and y'all's autograph on my arm, as well."

還有你們在我手臂上的簽名。"

-Their autographs?

-他們的簽名？

-Yeah, you want to see it?

-是的，你想看嗎？

-I can't believe you did this, man.

-不敢相信你竟然這麼做，夥計。

Dude, this is --

夥計，這是...

Oh, my gosh. Wait. Move --

哦，我的天哪。等一下，走...走...

-That's the good stuff right there.

-這就是好東西了

-Oh, my gosh. -This is on me forever.

-哦，我的天哪 這是我永遠都要做的事

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Only you would do that. That is so funny, man.

-只有你才會這麼做太有趣了，夥計

Did they freak out? Did they freak out?

他們嚇壞了嗎？他們嚇壞了嗎？

-Yeah, he was like, "You don't have to really do it."

-是的，他就像，"你不必真的去做。"

And I was like, "Oh, come on, man,

我當時想，"哦，來吧，夥計。

let me do it. I told you I would do it."

讓我來做。我告訴過你我會做的。"

-"I told you, I'm a man of my word.

-"我告訴過你，我是個說話算話的人。

I'm a man of my word."

我是個講信用的人。"

-Jimmy, will you say hi to my stepmom?

-吉米，你能跟我繼母打個招呼嗎？

-Yeah. Please. I would love to.

-是啊。是啊。 - 請。我很樂意。

I would be honored. Yeah. Mom?

我很榮幸。是啊，媽媽？媽？

Where's stepmom? -You're always meeting moms.

後媽呢？-你總是和媽媽們見面

-I know. -The moms dig you.

-我知道-媽媽們都很喜歡你

-Yeah. -This is Jodie.

-是的 這是朱蒂

-Oh, come on. What, are you kidding me?

-哦，別這樣什麼，你在開玩笑嗎？

Hi, nice to -- come on! Nice to meet you.

嗨，很高興... ... 來吧！很高興見到你。

Are you having fun out there in Utah?

你在猶他州玩得開心嗎？

-We love Utah. Great, great time.

-我們愛猶他州我們愛猶他州。 - 偉大的，偉大的時間。

-It really is good. All right, good. Stay safe, okay?

-真的很好好的，好的保持安全，好嗎？

-Thanks, you too. -I love you, Jodie.

-謝謝，你也是.-我愛你，朱迪

-Are you kidding me? Dude, how cute.

-你在開玩笑嗎？你在開玩笑嗎？ - 老兄，真可愛

That's so fun. -She's the best.

太有趣了-她是最棒的

-You played beer pong against a lot of famous people.

-你和很多名人打過啤酒乒乓。

Is there anyone else that we'd be surprised to learn

還有沒有其他的人，我們會驚訝地發現

isn't really that good?

是不是真的那麼好？

-Umm, trying to think.

-嗯，我在想

I played with K.D., I played with Kevin Durant.

我和K.D.一起打球，我和凱文-杜蘭特一起打球。

-He's not good? -He was good.

-他不好嗎？-他很好

Yeah, but he's a cheater,

是的，但他是一個金光黨。

because his wingspan is like ten feet.

因為他的翼展就像十英尺。

-He's a leaner. -His elbows were always

-他是個瘦子.-他的手肘總是

over the table every time. -Yeah, no, no, no.

每次都在桌子上。-是啊，不，不，不，不。

That's cheat-- Yeah, no, no, no. I don't --

那是作弊... 是的，不，不，不。我不...

Dude, no, you gotta know the rules.

老兄，不，你得知道規則。

-You can't help it, though. You know --

-但你也沒辦法.你知道...

If you're so -- you're so --

如果你是如此... 你是如此...

Your wingspan is just so long, you can't help it.

你的翼展就是這麼長，你沒辦法。

-You can't dunk the ball. -Drake's no good.

-你不能扣籃.-德雷克不是好東西

Drake's no good. -Where did you play Drake?

德雷克不是好東西-你在哪玩的德雷克？

-In Toronto, I think. -Home court.

-在多倫多，我想-在多倫多，我想

-He came backstage at the show in Toronto,

-他來到多倫多演出的後臺。

and we started playing beer pong.

然後我們開始玩啤酒乒乓。

And I was just like, man, he sucks.

我只是想，男人，他很爛。

-"Dude, you're terrible."

-"哥們，你太可怕了"

-If you see this, come meet me again, we'll play again.

-如果你看到這個，再來找我，我們再玩一次。

But he was terrible.

但他是可怕的。

-You've beaten me before in beer pong, and I was happy.

-你以前在啤酒杯上贏過我，我很高興。

I was actually -- it was a badge of honor to lose to you.

其實我... 輸給你是一種榮譽。

But I have an idea for a rematch.

但我有一個重賽的想法。

What if you and I competed in every drinking game ever

如果你和我在每一個喝酒的遊戲中競爭，會怎麼樣？

in one game? -I'm ready to go.

在一場比賽中？-我已經準備好了

-Post Malone and I are going head to head...

-我和Post Malone要正面交鋒...

-Let me know. -...in every drinking game ever,

-告訴我-...在每一個喝酒的遊戲中。

when we come back.

當我們回來的時候。

More "Tonight Show." Stick around.

更多的 "今夜秀"。留在身邊。