"LATE, LATE SHOW," WE HOPE YOU HAD A NICE THURSDAY.

"遲來的，遲來的節目"，我們希望你有一個愉快的週四。

WE HAVE A FUN SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU TONIGHT.

我們今晚為您準備了一場有趣的表演。

WE WILL BE CHATTING WITH SENATOR CORY BOOKER, A PERFORMANCE FROM

我們將與CORY BOOKER參議員進行對話，這是一場表演。

JACK HARLOW THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO PIS BUT THE WEEKEND IS ALMOST

傑克-哈洛說你不想撒尿，但週末快到了。

HERE AND I SHOULD START BY SAYING YESTERDAY WE SAID IT WAS

在這裡，我應該開始說，昨天我們說這是。

TIM'S BIRTHDAY AND THAT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE, IT'S ACTUALLY

TIM的生日，那是一個巨大的錯誤， 它實際上是

TODAY.

今天。

IT'S NOT, I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING.

這不是，我在開玩笑，我在開玩笑。

JUST A LITTLE TREAT FOR THE OLD REVIEWERS.

只是一個小的TREAT為老評論家。

HOW ARE WE DOING, GUYS? REGGIE, WHAT ARE THE PLANS FOR THE

雷吉，你的計劃是什麼？

WEEKEND?

週末？

>> I'M GOING TO DRIVE TO SEDONA TOMORROW.

>> 我明天要開車去塞多納。

>> HOW LONG OF A DRIVE OF THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAN OF A LONG

>> 因為你是一個長長的粉絲，所以要開多長時間的車？

DRIVE.

開車。

>> I AM, SEVEN HOURS.

>> 我是，七小時。

>> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

>> 詹姆斯。關上前門。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: WHY SEDONA.

>> 詹姆斯。為什麼是SEDONA。

SEVEN HOURS THERE AND SEVEN HOURS BACK.

七個小時過去，七個小時回來。

>> YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I WANTED TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A VACATION.

>> 你知道嗎，因為我想有一點假期。

AND I HAVE SOME FRIENDS UP THERE.

我有一些朋友在那裡。

AND THEY'RE PRETTY COOLMENT AND YOU KNOW SEDONA IS SUPPOSED TO

他們很可愛，你知道塞多納是應該的。

HAVE HEY LINES, SUPPOSED TO BE VERY HEALING,.

有嘿線，據說是非常治癒，。

>> James: LAY LINES, I HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYINGS.

>> 詹姆斯。我聽到你在說什麼。

>> Reggie: OKAY, OZ.

>> 好的，OZ。

>> James: 14 HOUR ROUND TRIP, I GET IT.

>> 詹姆斯：14小時往返，我明白了。

>> Reggie: OKAY, YEAH.

>> 雷吉：好的，是的。

>> James: I HEAR YOU.

>> 詹姆斯。我聽你的。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: NO ONE DOES A 14-HOUR ROUND TRIP UNLESS THERE

>> 詹姆斯。沒有人做一個14小時的環遊，除非有。

ARE SOME LAY LINES.

是一些躺線。

>> Reggie: YEAH, YEAH.

>> YEAH，YEAH。

>> James: I FEEL LIKE A DRINK.

>> 詹姆斯。我覺得像一個飲料。

I DO.

我做的。

DO YOU HAVE A DRINK HAGAR, I MEAN YOU KNOW.

你有酒嗎，海格，我是說你知道。

>> WHY THE [BLEEP] NOT.

>> 為什麼[BLEEP]不。

>> James: THAT'S IT.

>> 詹姆斯。就是這樣。

THAT IS IT.

這就是它。

WHAT DO WE WANT.

我們要的是：

>> TEQUILA.

>> TEQUILA.

>> James: SOMETHING A LITTLE LOOSE FOR CORY BOOKER'S CHAT.

>> 詹姆斯。科裡-布克的談話有點鬆動。

>> Reggie: TEQUILA.

>> 龍舌蘭酒。

>> James: A LITTLE LOOSE.

>> 詹姆斯。有點兒鬆了。

SO THAT IS NOT REAL ALCOHOL, IS IT ROB.

所以這不是真正的酒精，是ROB。

>> IT IS ALL REAL ALCOHOL.

>> 它是所有真正的酒精。

>> James: SHUT THE WEREN'T DOOR.

>> 詹姆斯。關上那扇門。

CHECK.

檢查。

>> CHECK IT OUT.

>> 檢查出來。

>> James: IS IT REALLY?

>> 詹姆斯。真的嗎？

PROMISE ME.

答應我。

HOW DO YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW IT'S REAL.

你怎麼知道，你知道這是真的。

HAVE YOU REALLY, HAVE YOU TAPPED INTO THIS.

你真的，你有沒有挖掘到這一點。

>> NO, I-- .

>> 不，我...

>> James: THEY ARE ALL FAKE LABELS.

>> 詹姆斯。他們都是假標籤。

>> THE LABELS ARE FAKE, BOOZE IS REAL.

>> 標籤是假的，酒是真的。

>> James: OOOH HAGAR, LET'S TAKE THE WHEELS OFF, SHALL WE

>> 詹姆斯：哦，哈加爾，讓我們把輪子拿下來，好嗎？

IN [BLEEP] SUSAN IT IS THURSDAY.

在[BLEEP]蘇珊這是週四。

>> WHAT ABOUT COVID.

>> 科維德怎麼了？

>> James: WHAT ABOUT COVID.

>> 詹姆斯。那科維德呢？

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> 你是什麼意思？

WITH HE CAN EVEN DRINK IN HERE WITH COVID.

與他甚至可以在這裡喝與COVID。

>> James: WHERE IS THE COVID COMPLIANCE.

>> 詹姆斯。哪裡是COVID COMPLIANCE。

>> WHERE IS IVANA.

>> 伊凡娜在哪裡？

>> James: SHE IS NOT EVEN HERE, SHE'S IN THE PUB.

>> 詹姆斯。她甚至不在這裡，她是在公共場所。

COVID'S NOT HERE, LET'S DO.

科維德不在這裡，讓我們做。

WHAT ARE WE THINKING, LIKE IT IS TEQUILA, HAGAR.

我們在想什麼呢，就像它是龍舌蘭一樣，HAGAR。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: OKAY.

>> 詹姆斯。好的。

THERE YOU GO.

你去那裡。

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> 雷吉：WOW。

SOMEONE KNOWS THEIR BOTTLE SHAPE.

有人知道他們的瓶子形狀。

>> James: AND THIS HAS BEEN OPENED, IS THIS YOU?

>> 詹姆斯。這已經打開了，是你嗎？

IS THIS YOU?

是你嗎？

IVEAN IS IS BACK, IT IS THURSDAY, WE'RE HAVING A DRINK.

伊凡回來了，現在是週四，我們在喝酒。

SORRY?

對不起？

>> STAY AWAY FROM EVERYONE.

>> 遠離任何人。

>> James: THAT IS SAME RULE COVID OR NO COVID.

>> 詹姆斯：這是同樣的規則COVID或沒有COVID。

>> Reggie: OH MY LORD.

>> 雷吉：哦，我的上帝。

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

>> James: HANG ON.

>> 詹姆斯。HANG ON.

SHOULD WE JUST DO SHOTS.

我們是否應該只是做射擊。

>> Reggie: SHOT, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS.

>> 射門，射門，射門，射門。

>> James: OKAYS HANG ON.

>> 詹姆斯。OKAYS HANG ON。

OH, THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THAT GLASS.

哦，有什麼東西在那個玻璃。

>> I'LL TAKE IT.

>> 我將採取它。

>> James: NO, YOU DON'T WANT IT.

>> 詹姆斯。不，你不想要它。

I WILL JUST LEAVE THAT ONE.

我就不說了

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY。

>> James: GUILLERMO, ARE YOU HAVING ONE?

>> 詹姆斯：GUILLERMO，你有一個？

OKAY, IVANA, HOW DO YOU ACCURATELY DISTRIBUTE THESE TO

好吧，IVANA，你如何準確地分配這些到。

THE BAND.

樂隊：

>> MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE CAN DO IT.

>> 也許有人能做到這一點。

>> Reggie: YEAH, SOMEONE ELSE SWRZ LOOK AT PETE, HE'S READY

>> 是啊，別人的SWRZ看PETE，他已經準備好了。

FOR EVERY SCENARIO.

針對每一個場景。

(APPLAUSE).

(掌聲).

>> Reggie: FACE SHIELD GLOVES.

>> 面罩手套。

>> James: WHAT TIME IS CORY BOOKER ON OKAY.

>> 詹姆斯。什麼時候科裡・布克上OKAY。

K COME AND GRAB THEM.

來吧，抓住他們。

LOOK AT HAGAR, CHILL OUT, I'M DOING IT.

看著HAGAR，冷靜下來，我正在做。

HANG ON.

等一下

>> OKAY, THIS IS INTERESTING.

>> 好吧，這是有趣的。

VZ ALL DONE, READY, DOWN THE HATCH, GANG, THREE, TWO, ONE,

VZ已經完成了，準備好了，下水艙，幫派，3，2，1。

GO.

去。

(APPLAUSE).

(掌聲).

>> Reggie: HOLY [BLEEP] >> James: DID YOU DRINK IT IT,

>> 雷吉：神聖的[BLEEP] >> 詹姆斯：你喝了嗎。

REG.

REG.

>> Reggie: OH WAY.

>> 雷吉：OH WAY。

>> James: DID YOU REALLY?

>> 詹姆斯。你真的嗎？

>> Reggie: OH YEAH, OH GOD, OH.

>> 雷吉：哦，是的，哦，上帝，哦。

>> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUMP INTO THE MONO.

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，讓我們跳進單聲道。

>> Reggie: A.

>> 雷吉：A。

>> A LOT OF HOT STORIES.

>> 很多熱點新聞。

>> James: THERE IS AN INTERESTING REPORT OUT OF THE

>> 詹姆斯。有一個有趣的報告出來了

WHITE HOUSE TODAY, YOU KNOW HOW PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN ANGRILY

今天的白宮，你知道特朗普總統是如何生氣的嗎？

DISPUTING THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION FOR THE LAST WEEK, WELL

對上週選舉結果的討論，好的。

ACCORDING TO HIS AIDES TRUMP IS ACTUALLY CALM ARE THAN HIS

根據他的助手們的說法，特朗普實際上比他的助手更冷靜。

TWEETS SUGGEST (LAUGHTER).

TWEETS SUGGEST（笑）。

>> James: HE IS ACTUALLY CALMER THAN HIS TWEETS SUGGEST,

>> 詹姆斯。他實際上比他的推特上說的要冷靜。

THEY SAY HE IS FIGHTING THE ELECTION RESULTS MOSTLY AS A

他們說，他對選舉結果的抗爭，主要是作為一個。

PERFORMANCE FOR HIS VOTERS.

為他的選民做出的表現。

OKAY, GOOD, AS LONG AS HE IS JUST DOING IT TO WASTE AN ENTIRE

好吧，好吧，只要他只是做了它，以浪費整個

COUNTRY'S TIME.

國家的時間。

THAT'S FINE.

這很好。

TRUMP'S AIDES SAY HE HAS NO SERIOUS PLANS TO OVERTURN THE

特朗普的助手錶示，他沒有扭轉局勢的重大計劃。

ELECTION.

選舉：

YOU KNOW, OTHER THAN THAT PRESS CONFERENCE HELD IN THE PARKING

你知道，除了在停車場舉行的記者招待會之外...

LOT OF A LANDSCAPING COMPANY BETWEEN A SEX SHOP AND A

性用品店和商店之間的景觀公司地塊。

CREMATORIUM, THAT WAS A SERIOUS PLAN.

墓園，那是一個嚴重的計劃。

ON STOP OF-- TOP OF THAT TRUMP'S PUBLIC SCHEDULE SHOWS THAT THE

在... ...上面，特朗普的公開日程表顯示，該。

PRESIDENT HAS LITTLE INTEREST IN ACTUAL WORK.

主席對實際工作沒有什麼興趣。

HE HASN'T HAD AN INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING SINCE EARLY OCTOBER.

他從十月初開始就沒有進行過情報簡報。

WHICH IS TOO BAD BECAUSE IF HE HAD, HE MIGHT ACTUALLY KNOW THAT

這是太糟糕了，因為如果他有， 他可能實際上知道，

HE LOST THE ELECTION.

他失去了選舉。

BUT THIS BEGS THE PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION IF DONALD TRUMP IS THE

但是，這引發了哲學問題，如果唐納德-特朗普是。

ONE RECEIVING IT, IT IS STILL AN INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING?

一個人收到它，它仍然是一個智能簡報？

REGGIE S THERE A BETTER WORD FOR IT, KNOW?

瑞吉有一個更好的詞來形容它，知道嗎？

>> Reggie: YOU KNOW, BRIEFING IS.

>> 你知道，簡報是。

>> James: ACCORDING TO ANOTHER NEW REPORT NOT ONLY WILL TRUMP

>> 詹姆斯：根據另一個新的報告，不僅將特朗普

RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN IN 2020-- 2024.

在2020年--2024年再次競選總統。

HE MAY ANNOUNCEMENT IT BEFORE JOE BEUDEN IS INAUGURATED AND

他可能會在喬-貝登就任之前宣佈，並且

POSSIBLY BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR.

可能在年底前。

SO MERRY CHRISTMAS AMERICA.

所以聖誕快樂美國。

(LAUGHTER) IF YOU THOUGHT THIS ELECTION

(笑)如果你認為這次選舉...

CYCLE COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THE 74 YEAR OLD TRUMP

CYCLE不可能比74歲的特朗普更糟糕了。

DEBATING A 77 YEAR OLD JOE BIDEN, WAIT UNTIL IT IS A 78

辯論一個77歲的JOE BIDEN，等待，直到它是一個78歲的。

YEAR OLD TRUMP DEBATING AN 81 YEAR OLD BIDEN.

歲的特朗普與81歲的比登辯論。

ALTHOUGH IT'S GOING TO BE HARD TO FIT TRUMP'S 2024 SLOGAN ON A

儘管很難將特朗普的2024年SLOGAN裝在一輛汽車上。

HAT, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, THAT WHERE IS T WAS WHEN I WAS A

帽子，讓美國再次偉大，這是哪裡是T是當我是一個。

PRESIDENT THE FIRST TIME AGAIN.

主席：再次發言。

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.

但這還不是全部。

TRUMP HAS HIS EYES SET ON, HE IS APPARENTLY SO UNHAPPY WITH THE

特朗普的眼睛瞄準了，他顯然是如此不滿意的

WAY FOX NEWS COVERED HIM THAT HE IS PLANNING TO START HIS OWN

福克斯新聞報道他的方式，他正計劃開始自己的。

DIGITAL MEDIA COMPANY TO COMPETE AGAINST IT.

數字媒體公司與之競爭。

IT LIKE HE HEARD SOMEONE SAY NO ONE IS MORE BIASED THAN FOX

就像他聽到有人說沒有人比福克斯更偏心一樣。

NEWS.

新聞：

AND HE TOOK THAT AS A PERSONAL CHALG ENG.

而他把這當成了個人的CHALG ENG。

FOX-- CHALLENGE.

福克斯 - 挑戰。

FOX NEWS IS KNOWN AS FAIR AND BALANCED BUT TRUMP SAYS HIS

福克斯新聞被稱為公平和平衡，但特朗普說，他的。

NETWORK IS GOING TO BE EVEN FAIRER AND BALANCEDDER IR.

網絡將更加公平和平衡的DER IR。

A TRUMP STREAMING NETWORK.

特朗普的直播網絡。

THEY ALREADY HAVE A FEW SHOWS IN DEVELOPMENT.

他們已經有一些節目在開發中。

THERE IS WHO WANTS TO PRETEND TO BE A BILLIONAIRE.

有誰想假裝成億萬富翁。

WHITE-ISH.

白種人。

AND DICTATORS IN CARS GETTING COFFEE.

和汽車裡的解碼器喝咖啡。

YOU KNOW MAY FAVORITE, MY FAVORITE THAT HE HAS COME UP

你知道我最喜歡的，我最喜歡的，他已經出現了。

WITH, JUDGE RUDY.

與，法官RUDY，

>> Reggie: NICE.

>> 雷吉：不錯。

>> James: TRUMP EVEN ATTACKED FOX NEWS IN A TWEET, ERRANTED

>> 詹姆斯。特朗普甚至在推特上攻擊福克斯新聞，錯誤的是

ABOUT HOW BAD THE NET-- NETWORKS RATINGS ARE, HE WROTE VERY SAD

關於網... 網路的評分有多差，他寫了很悲哀的文章。

TO WATCH THIS HAPPEN BUT THEY FORGOT WHAT MADE THEM

看著這一切的發生，但他們忘記了什麼讓他們。

SUCCESSFUL, WHAT GOT THEM THERE.

成功，是什麼讓他們在那裡。

THEY FORGOT THE GOLDEN GOOSES.

他們忘記了金鵝。

TRUMP CALLED HIMSELF THE GOLDEN GOOSE.

特朗普稱自己為金鵝。

WITHOUT DID YOU THINK HE IS, ME DURING MY CONTRACT

在我的合約期間，你不認為他是我嗎？

RENEGOTIATIONS?

再創業？

>> Reggie: YES.

>> 雷吉：是的。

VERY GOOD.

非常好。

>> James: I'M NOT SURE TRUMP'S TEET WAS FAIR TO FOX NEWS.

>> 詹姆斯：我不確定特朗普的牙齒對福克斯新聞是公平的。

THEY DIDN'T FORGET THE GOLDEN GOOSE T JUST TURNED THAT A LAME

他們沒有忘記金鵝座的事，把它變成了一個爛攤子。

DUCK.

鴨子。

YOU GET IT, RIT?

你明白了嗎，RIT？

IT IS A DUCK AND A GOOSE, DUCK AND A GOOSE, THAT'S WHAT

這是一隻鴨子和一隻鵝，鴨子和一隻鵝，那是什麼？

THE-- OKAY.

好的

DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS, A TOP COURT IN GERMANY JUST RULED THAT

你們看到了嗎，德國的一個上級法院剛剛裁定：

TECHNO IS, IN FACT, MUSIC.

TECHNO是，事實上，音樂。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> James: THEY DID AND THE CASE CONFIRMS THAT CLUBS PLAYING

>> 詹姆斯：他們是這樣做的，而且這個案子證實了社團在玩。

TECHNO SHOULD BENEFIT FROM THE SAME REDUCED TAX RATE AS CONCERT

TECHO應與音樂會一樣享受同樣的減免稅率。

HALLS.

哈爾斯：

THIS IS HUGE NEWS FOR ANY CLUB OUT THERE FROM 2002.

這對2002年的任何俱樂部來說都是一個重大的消息。

IT WAS CLOSE THOUGH, THE DEFENSE LOST THE CASE ON A

它是接近的，雖然，防守失去了案件在一個。

TECHNO-CALITY.

TECHNO-CALITY：

THANK YOU.

謝謝你。

I LIKE THAT EVERYBODY IN AMERICA IS CONCERNED THAT THE SUPREME

我喜歡全美國的人都在擔心最高權力機構的問題

COURT WILL OVERTURN RULINGS ON YOU KNOW, GAY MARRIAGE AND

法院將推翻對你知道，同志婚姻和的裁決

ABORTION RIGHTS.

墮胎權利：

AND IN GERMANY JUDGES ARE LIKE-- .

在德國，法官就像... ...

♪ HONESTLY, THIS FLAPS, THE BEAT GOT A LITTLE OUT OF HAND DURING

老實說，這撲通一聲，拍子有點失控了，期間

THE CASE WHEN THE JUDGE IS LIKE ORDER, ORDER, ORDER, ORDER,

當法官喜歡命令的情況下，命令，命令，命令，命令。

ORDER ORDER, ORDER, ORDER WAWA WAWA WAWA.

命令，命令，命令，命令，命令 WAWAWA WAWAWA。

♪ ORDER.

秩序。

♪ LET'S GO.

讓我們去。

♪ GOOD THING GERMANY MADE THEIR RULING BEFORE HEARING US DO

好在德國在聽取我們的意見之前就做出了裁決。

THAT.

那。

AND FINALLY WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

最後我們想給你看這個。

AS YOU PI KNOW OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS THERE HAVE BEEN A NUMBER

你也知道，在過去的幾年裡，已經有很多的人...

OF PRICELESS WORKS OF ART WHOSE RESTORATIONS WERE UNFAMILIAR

價值連城的藝術作品的修復是不常見的

OUTSIDELY BOCHED.

外圍的波切。

FIRST THERE WAS THIS PORTRAIT THAT BECAME KNOWN AS MONKEY

首先是這幅畫，後來被稱為 "Monkey"。

CHRIST.

基督。

THEN EARLIER THIS YEAR THERE WAS THIS ATTEMPT BY A FURNITURE

然後，今年年初，有一個傢俱公司的企圖

REPAIRMAN TO RESTORE A 17th CENTURY PAINTING OF THE VIRGIN

修理師將修復一幅17世紀的處女畫。

MARRY.

MARRY：

WE'VE GOT A BRAND NEW ONE TO TELL YOU ABOUT.

我們有一款全新的產品要告訴你。

THIS TIME ON A BUILDING IN SPAIN.

這次在西班牙的一座建築上。

HERE IS WHAT THE SCULPTURE LOOKED RAKE BEFORE THE

這裡是雕塑之前的樣子。

RESTORATION, OKAY.

修復，好的。

THAT IS IT THERE.

就是它了。

AND HERE IS WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE AFTER IT HAD BEEN RESTORED.

這裡是它被修復後的樣子。

CAN WE ZOOM IN ON THE FACE.

我們能不能把鏡頭對準臉部。

>> Reggie: HOW.

>> 雷吉：如何。

>> James: I MEAN HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

>> 詹姆斯。我的意思是，這怎麼會一直髮生？

WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THIS, IAN?

這是什麼原因，IAN？

>> I DON'T KNOW BUT THANK GOD IT DOES.

>> 我不知道，但謝天謝地，它做到了。

>> James: I MEAN LOOK AT THE FACE, LOOK, THAT IS WHAT I CALL

>> 詹姆斯。我的意思是看臉，看，這就是我所說的。

AN EYE LIFT.

一個眼睛的提升。

LOOKS LIKE A POTATOE TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT TO ORDER AT A FAST

看上去像個洋芋，正在決定在快餐店點什麼。

FOOD RESTAURANT.

食品餐廳。

THERE IS ONE THING ALL OF THESE BOCHED RESTORATIONS HAVE IN

所有這些波士德的修復都有一個特點

COMMON, THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO THEM

共同，他們都看起來像他們知道剛剛發生在他們身上的事情。

THEY'RE LIKE I'M GOING TO BE ON THE NEWS TONIGHT, AREN'T I.

他們就像我今晚要上新聞一樣，不是嗎？

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SENATOR CORY BOOKER, EVERYBODY.

我們馬上回來和科裡・布克議員見面，各位。

COME ON BACK.

回來吧