Name: 柯南厭倦了混亂的政治廣告 - CONAN on TBS (Conan Is Tired Of Confusing Political Ads - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2020-11-13T20:05:31.000Z
Duration: 4 min 10 s

Andy, How are you feeling about the election?

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Uh, I have just kind of let go and let God Jesus has taken the wheel.

呃，我只是一種放手，讓上帝耶穌已經採取了車輪。

Now, to be fair, Andy, you said that to me 25 years ago, right?

現在，為了公平起見，安迪，你25年前就對我說過了，對吧？

Well, hey, you know, a lot of people just losing their minds about this election.

嗯，嘿，你知道，很多人 只是失去了他們的頭腦 關於這次選舉。

And I think I speak for a lot of people when I say I'm ready for it to be over.

我想我代表很多人說，當我說我已經準備好了，要結束了。

One reason I gotta tell you, I am tired of seeing political ads.

我得告訴你一個原因，我看膩了政治廣告。

Yeah, here in California, in Los Angeles, there are a ton of propositions on the ballot and for each of them there's an ad that's for it.

是啊，在加州，在洛杉磯，有一噸的選票上的命題 和他們每個人都有一個廣告，是為它。

And then there's another ad that's against it.

And then they they both make seem seemingly good points.

然後他們他們都提出了看似不錯的觀點。

我看到這個廣告的時間太長了。

Californians have suffered through bad air quality.

加州人飽受空氣質量不佳之苦。

第40號提案徹底改變了這一點。

Sure, air quality has been an issue in California, and Prop 40 says it will address that.

當然，空氣質量一直是加州的一個問題，而提案40說它會解決這個問題。

But what they don't tell you is Prop 40 gets rid of all air.

但他們沒有告訴你的是，40號提案可以消除所有空氣。

Yeah, it's really strange when the proposition seems simple enough.

是啊，當這個命題看似簡單的時候，真的很奇怪。

80 will guarantee a dramatic increase in education spending statewide.

80元將保證全州教育經費的大幅增長。

This'll funding will improve school district's and give students more tools for future success.

這筆資金將改善學區的，並給學生提供更多的未來成功的工具。

Oh, you're really going to vote for prop 80 dork Onley Dumb virgin nerds like prop.

哦，你真的要投給80號提案的白痴昂利 愚蠢的處女書呆子喜歡提案。

Higher spending on education is on Lee for geek losers, and it will definitely ensure that no students get invited to Devon's house to pound beers while his parents are out of town.

更高的教育支出是李為宅男屌絲們的，它一定能保證沒有學生在父母外出時被邀請到德文家搗鼓啤酒。

我不得不說這實在是太奇怪了。

Eight and then the opposition ad shows up.

八，然後對手的廣告就出現了。

High fives, flat beer, Human sex trafficking.

Prop 61 will finally ban the use of passive aggressive language and political ads ensuring an honest and straightforward discourse Moving forward.

提案61將最終禁止使用被動激進的語言和政治廣告，以確保誠實和直接的話語。

But I'll definitely vote yes after seeing this ad vote no on prop 61 or vote Yes.

但我看到這個廣告後一定會投贊成票，對61號提案投反對票或者投贊成票。

It's not like you're a listen to my advice.

Anyway, you're the genius whose parents bought his way into a fancy college.

無論如何，你是天才的父母買了他的方式進入一所豪華的大學。

Just vote How you're gonna vote big shot.

你就投你要投的票吧，大人物。

It's something I guess we can all agree on help.

可能會對12號提案投贊成票，否則我就會死。

E don't want that guy to die, right, Andy?

我不想讓那個人死，對吧，安迪？

Yeah, but come and I know that guy and he's actually kind of a dick.

是啊，但來，我知道那傢伙 他實際上是一種傢伙。

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