Name: 柯南解決了 "深夜 "男廁所的問題--"深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩"。 (Conan Fixes An Issue In The "Late Night" Men's Bathroom - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")
Uploaded: 2020-11-13T18:44:07.000Z
Duration: 5 min 47 s

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You know, as I said, we're trying a lot of different things lately, and one of the things that we tried not too long ago is we started trying to put a bit of a spotlight on people that work here behind the scenes of this show, making a little bit about them because it kills time.

你知道，正如我說的，我們最近在嘗試很多不同的事情，我們不久前嘗試的事情之一是，我們開始嘗試把一點聚光燈放在這裡工作的人身上，在這個節目的幕後，做一點關於他們的事情，因為這可以消磨時間。

過去簡單式

But I really did want to actually get more involved in their lives and help out a little bit.

但我真的很想真正多參與到他們的生活中去，幫點忙。

So recently, I said to the staff, If anybody has a problem, something that's bothering them, something about their life here, it late night with Conan O'Brien, that's less than perfect.

所以最近，我對員工說，如果有人有問題，有什麼困擾，有什麼關於他們在這裡的生活，它深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩，那就不太完美了。

Please come to me and tell me your problem, and I will do my best to fix it, and I meant it.

請你來找我，告訴我你的問題，我會盡力解決，我是認真的。

Not too long ago, someone who works here at this show very nice guy named Aaron Blair came to me and he said that he had something that was troubling him, something behind the scenes here at this show that wasn't quite working for him, and he wanted my help.

不久前，一個在這個節目工作的人... ...一個叫亞倫-布萊爾的好人來找我，他說他有一些事情困擾著他，在這個節目的幕後，有一些事情對他不太合適，他希望我的幫助。

I decided to help him and I brought a camera crew along.

我決定幫助他，我還帶了一個攝製組。

Aaron, your role is you don't have to wave like that.

亞倫，你的角色是你不需要這樣揮手。

Listen, you are a researcher at the show.

What's the problem that you would like me to fix?

Well, it's kind of it's an issue in the men's bathroom here on nine, and it kind of makes me uncomfortable.

好吧，這是一種... ...這是一個問題 在男廁所這裡9， 它有點讓我不舒服。

Why don't we go inside and you show me the problem and I'll try to fix it?

為什麼我們不進去，你給我看看問題，我試著解決它？

This is one of the nicer bathrooms I've seen.

這是我見過的最好的浴室之一。

You pretend like you're going to the bathroom.

Kind of what happens when Conan unleashes the beast?

有點像柯南釋放野獸時的情形？

I want to say it is I stand here, zip, funk, and then walk a lot of urine coming out anyway.

我想說的是我站在這裡，拉拉鍊，玩樂，然後走了很多尿出來，反正。

My problem is Let's say I was doing my business in the stall.

我的問題是 比方說，我在攤位上做我的生意。

And I come out, I wanna wash my hands right now.

The issue is that I have to look down toe, wash my hands and there's, you know, I'm saying there's no there's no partition.

問題是，我必須低頭看腳趾，洗手，還有，你知道，我說沒有... ...沒有隔斷。

I don't wanna look over that way, but something deep inside you draws you towards it.

我不想往那邊看，但你內心深處的某種東西吸引著你走向它。

You see a guy standing at the urinal and you're like, I can't help it, Z, you know.

你看到一個人站在小便池邊，你就會說，我忍不住了，Z，你懂的。

One problem is that when washing your hands, you feel that your what?

有一個問題是，在洗手的時候，你覺得你的什麼？

You're just bad with toilets with some up.

你只是不善於用一些起來的馬桶。

One is that when you're watching your hands, you feel that your eyes drawn to easily to someone else's business.

一個是當你在看手的時候，你會覺得你的眼睛很容易被別人的事情吸引。

Thea Other problem you have is that when you're doing your business, you're afraid someone might see what's happening south of the border with you.

Thea你的另一個問題是，當你在做你的生意時，你害怕有人會看到你在邊境南部發生的事情。

So I'm gonna pitch some possible solutions.

所以我打算提出一些可能的解決方案。

You're free to, uh, use the bathroom and nobody who's washing their hands.

你可以自由地，呃，使用浴室，沒有人誰的洗手。

You know, they they peek through here there real quick.

你知道嗎，他們... ...他們從這裡偷看... ...那裡真的很快。

This isn't how I mean, there's more people in here now, but they're blocking.

這不是我的意思，現在這裡的人多了，但是他們在阻擋。

Now he's staring right at my face, but he's staring at your face.

現在他正盯著我的臉，但他盯著你的臉。

Staring into the eyes of another man is difficult.

盯著另一個男人的眼睛是很難的。

I don't like I can't just way too many people here now.

我不喜歡我不能只是太多的人在這裡現在。

Could you please go to my bathroom and resume your position there?

你能不能去我的洗手間，然後恢復你在那裡的位置？

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柯南解決了 "深夜 "男廁所的問題--"深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩"。 (Conan Fixes An Issue In The "Late Night" Men's Bathroom - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")

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