And it's a nice thing to Dio.

而這對迪奧來說是一件好事。

But I really did want to actually get more involved in their lives and help out a little bit.

但我真的很想真正多參與到他們的生活中去，幫點忙。

So recently, I said to the staff, If anybody has a problem, something that's bothering them, something about their life here, it late night with Conan O'Brien, that's less than perfect.

所以最近，我對員工說，如果有人有問題，有什麼困擾，有什麼關於他們在這裡的生活，它深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩，那就不太完美了。

I'm very accessible.

我是很容易接近的。

Please come to me and tell me your problem, and I will do my best to fix it, and I meant it.

請你來找我，告訴我你的問題，我會盡力解決，我是認真的。

I really wanted to help out.

我真的很想幫忙。

Not too long ago, someone who works here at this show very nice guy named Aaron Blair came to me and he said that he had something that was troubling him, something behind the scenes here at this show that wasn't quite working for him, and he wanted my help.

不久前，一個在這個節目工作的人... ...一個叫亞倫-布萊爾的好人來找我，他說他有一些事情困擾著他，在這個節目的幕後，有一些事情對他不太合適，他希望我的幫助。

I decided to help him and I brought a camera crew along.

我決定幫助他，我還帶了一個攝製組。

And here's what happened.

事情是這樣的

I've heard Aaron Blair.

我聽說過亞倫-布萊爾。

Aaron, your role is you don't have to wave like that.

亞倫，你的角色是你不需要這樣揮手。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

Just just be there.

只是在那裡。

Just be there.

只要在那裡。

Right?

對吧？

Who, Uh, Friendly.

誰，呃，友好。

Listen, you are a researcher at the show.

聽著，你是節目的研究者。

Correct?

對嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

What?

什麼？

What's the problem that you would like me to fix?

你想讓我解決什麼問題？

Well, it's kind of it's an issue in the men's bathroom here on nine, and it kind of makes me uncomfortable.

好吧，這是一種... ...這是一個問題 在男廁所這裡9， 它有點讓我不舒服。

It's an awkward situation.

這是一個尷尬的局面。

This is the men's bathroom.

這是男廁。

Why don't we go inside and you show me the problem and I'll try to fix it?

為什麼我們不進去，你給我看看問題，我試著解決它？

Sound good to you?

聽起來不錯吧？

Great.

厲害

This is one of the nicer bathrooms I've seen.

這是我見過的最好的浴室之一。

What's your freaking problem?

你到底有什麼問題？

Players?

隊員們？

What problem is that?

那是什麼問題？

It's the urinal.

這是小便池。

You pretend like you're going to the bathroom.

你裝作要上廁所的樣子。

I'm here.

我在這裡。

I'm at the urinal.

我在小便池。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Everything's fine.

一切都很好。

Right?

對吧？

Zip.

郵編：

A funk.

一個放克。

Zip cut funk.

拉鍊切開放克。

Kind of what happens when Conan unleashes the beast?

有點像柯南釋放野獸時的情形？

I want to say it is I stand here, zip, funk, and then walk a lot of urine coming out anyway.

我想說的是我站在這裡，拉拉鍊，玩樂，然後走了很多尿出來，反正。

So I'm standing here.

所以我站在這裡。

I'm doing my business.

我在做我的生意。

What's the problem?

有什麼問題嗎？

My problem is Let's say I was doing my business in the stall.

我的問題是 比方說，我在攤位上做我的生意。

Okay?

好嗎？

Right.

好吧，我知道了

And I come out, I wanna wash my hands right now.

我出來後，我現在就想洗手。

The issue is that I have to look down toe, wash my hands and there's, you know, I'm saying there's no there's no partition.

問題是，我必須低頭看腳趾，洗手，還有，你知道，我說沒有... ...沒有隔斷。

It's very awkward.

這是非常尷尬的。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

Like I'm not looking.

就像我沒在看一樣。

Why are you looking over this way?

你為什麼要這樣看？

I don't wanna look over that way, but something deep inside you draws you towards it.

我不想往那邊看，但你內心深處的某種東西吸引著你走向它。

You see a guy standing at the urinal and you're like, I can't help it, Z, you know.

你看到一個人站在小便池邊，你就會說，我忍不住了，Z，你懂的。

Why are you Is this a problem?

你怎麼了，有問題嗎？

In other bathroom?

在其他浴室？

No.

不知道

One problem is that when washing your hands, you feel that your what?

有一個問題是，在洗手的時候，你覺得你的什麼？

You just dio flush of accident.

你只是一個意外的沖洗。

I don't.

我不知道

You're just bad with toilets with some up.

你只是不善於用一些起來的馬桶。

One is that when you're watching your hands, you feel that your eyes drawn to easily to someone else's business.

一個是當你在看手的時候，你會覺得你的眼睛很容易被別人的事情吸引。

Thea Other problem you have is that when you're doing your business, you're afraid someone might see what's happening south of the border with you.

Thea你的另一個問題是，當你在做你的生意時，你害怕有人會看到你在邊境南部發生的事情。

Yes.

是的，我知道

I wanna help you, Erin.

我想幫你，艾琳。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

I wanna make this okay for you.

我想讓這一切對你來說都好。

Thanks.

謝謝你

So I'm gonna pitch some possible solutions.

所以我打算提出一些可能的解決方案。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Let's try the first solution.

讓我們試試第一個解決方案。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Aaron, here's my solution.

亞倫，這是我的解決方案。

Two interns creating a wall right here.

兩個實習生就在這裡造牆。

You're free to, uh, use the bathroom and nobody who's washing their hands.

你可以自由地，呃，使用浴室，沒有人誰的洗手。

You know, they they peek through here there real quick.

你知道嗎，他們... ...他們從這裡偷看... ...那裡真的很快。

This isn't how I mean, there's more people in here now, but they're blocking.

這不是我的意思，現在這裡的人多了，但是他們在阻擋。

It's like an audience.

這就像一個觀眾。

Now he's staring right at my face, but he's staring at your face.

現在他正盯著我的臉，但他盯著你的臉。

Well, I don't know.

好吧，我不知道。

That's not staring at little Aaron.

這不是盯著小亞倫。

Well, it's just a trend.

嗯，這只是一個趨勢。

Urinate.

小便。

Staring into the eyes of another man is difficult.

盯著另一個男人的眼睛是很難的。

I don't like I can't just way too many people here now.

我不喜歡我不能只是太多的人在這裡現在。

They're very close.

他們非常接近。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Thanks, guys.

謝謝，夥計們。

We'll try something else.

我們會嘗試其他的東西。

Could you please go to my bathroom and resume your position there?

你能不能去我的洗手間，然後恢復你在那裡的位置？

How I do it.

我是怎麼做的。

Let's bring this in right now.

我們現在就把這個帶進來。

This is gonna help a lot of people Now.

這將會幫助很多人，現在。

I had this made.

我讓人做了這個。

Just jam it in there.

就把它塞在那裡。

You walk in with this under your arm, you say time to urinate.

你帶著這個在胳膊下面走進去，你說該尿尿了。

First take a divider and then get busy.

先拿個隔板，然後再忙。

This is fine, but I look like some kind of freak carrying this thing around like he's obviously gonna go urinate.

這是很好的，但我看起來像某種怪胎 攜帶這個東西，就像他的明顯要去小便。

He's got his urination board.

他有他的尿板。

No, no one knows this is a no one's gonna see this and go Oh, that's one of those urination board e like this idea.

不，沒有人知道這是一個沒有人會看到這一點，然後去哦，這是其中的一個尿板e喜歡這個想法。

I just think it's gonna pigeonholed me is a freak in this office.

我只是覺得這會讓我成為這個辦公室裡的一個怪胎。

You're pigeonholed is a freak when this process began.

當這個過程開始的時候，你的鴿子就是一個怪胎。

Okay, Aaron, I spent a lot of time and I spent a lot of money.

好吧，亞倫，我花了很多時間，也花了很多錢。

I think I have the solution.

我想我有辦法了。

You ready?

準備好了嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

How's that?

怎麼樣？

Pretty good.

很好

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Why don't you go ahead, Aaron, and take care of business, Okay?

你先走吧，亞倫，去處理一下生意，好嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I can't go if you're in here with me, right?

如果你和我一起在這裡，我就不能走，對吧？

Yeah.

是啊。

What kind of idiot?

什麼樣的白痴？

But let's just get him out here.

但我們還是把他弄出來吧。

Erin, play art Thought okay, Alan, I'm taking over school.

艾琳，玩藝術以為好了，艾倫，我接管學校。

Alright, folks, we're gonna take a break.

好了，夥計們，我們要去休息了。

We'll be right back with Jim Gaffigan.

我們馬上回來與吉姆・加菲根。