First of all, I want to address something that's been weighing on my mind since the election.

首先，我想談談選舉以來一直困擾我的一些問題。

Now, are you worried about Trump's refusing to concede?

現在，你還擔心特朗普不肯讓步嗎？

Is that it?

是這樣嗎？

No.

不知道

No, I I think he's gonna concede eventually.

不，我覺得他最終會認輸。

Yeah, well, are you worried about how quickly Biden's new pandemic task force can actually tackle the coronavirus?

是啊 你擔心拜登新成立的大流行病專案組 能多快地解決冠狀病毒的問題嗎?

No.

不知道

No, I'm pretty sure they'll get it done well.

不，我很肯定他們會做得很好。

And what's weighing on your mind?

那你心裡在想什麼呢？

I'm trying to figure out what snack Joe Biden looks like.

我想知道喬-拜登長什麼樣的點心。

What?

什麼？

I mean, it was obvious for years for four years that Trump looked like a Cheeto.

我的意思是，四年來很明顯，特朗普看起來像個奇多。

Okay, the whole country was unified on that.

好吧，全國人民都統一了意見。

We all agreed he looked like an orange Cheeto.

我們都認為他看起來像一個橙色的奇多。

And everyone had so much fun comparing Trump to a Cheeto.

而大家把特朗普比作一個奇多，真是太有意思了。

Everybody was in on it.

每個人都在這上面。

Okay, Now we have a new president, and it's imperative that we determine what snack he looks like as soon as possible.

好了，現在我們有了一個新總統，我們必須儘快確定他長什麼樣的點心。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

You would be doing a great service for every late night comedian, that's for sure.

你會為每一個深夜喜劇演員做一個偉大的服務，這是肯定的。

I believe it will bring this country together.

我相信它將使這個國家團結起來。

It'll heal our national wounds.

它將治癒我們民族的創傷。

So help me God for the good of United States of America.

所以，為了美利堅合眾國的利益，請幫助我的上帝。

I am going to figure out what type of snack Joe Biden looks like.

我要弄清楚喬-拜登長什麼樣的點心。

That's patriotism.

這就是愛國主義。

That's what that is.

就是這樣的。

Yep, and that's what it says on the TelePrompTer.

對，電話提示器上也是這麼說的。

So here's what we're going to dio.

所以我們要做的就是dio。

I want you, my millions upon millions upon billions of rabid fans to help me with this.

我想讓你們，我的千千萬萬的狂熱粉絲們幫我解決這個問題。

What type of snack do you think Joe Biden looks like the most to cast your vote?

你覺得喬-拜登最像投什麼類型的小吃？

Simply go to team coco dot com slash biden snack.

只需到團隊coco點com斜槓比登小吃。

There are five choices.

有五個選擇。

One yogurt covered raisin to pirate booty, three Japanese shrimp chip four Cotton candy, five Saltine.

一顆酸奶蓋葡萄乾到海盜戰利品，三顆日本蝦片四顆棉花糖，五顆鹽巴。

And if you think there's a snack that Biden resembles more than those five, there's even a place to submit a write in vote.

如果你覺得比起這五個人，拜登還有更像的小吃，甚至還有一個地方可以提交書面投票。

Then next week, we'll announce the winning snack.

那麼下週，我們就會公佈獲勝的點心。

That snack will then henceforth be the snack to which all Americans must compare Joe Biden's appearance.

那麼，這塊點心從此將成為所有美國人必須與喬-拜登的外表相比較的點心。

This is going to heal this divided country.

這是要治癒這個分裂的國家。

Yeah, well, you heard it from Andy.

是啊，你從安迪那裡聽到的。