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  • so much to talk about.

    這麼多的話題。

  • First of all, I want to address something that's been weighing on my mind since the election.

    首先,我想談談選舉以來一直困擾我的一些問題。

  • Now, are you worried about Trump's refusing to concede?

    現在,你還擔心特朗普不肯讓步嗎?

  • Is that it?

    是這樣嗎?

  • No.

    不知道

  • No, I I think he's gonna concede eventually.

    不,我覺得他最終會認輸。

  • Yeah, well, are you worried about how quickly Biden's new pandemic task force can actually tackle the coronavirus?

    是啊 你擔心拜登新成立的大流行病專案組 能多快地解決冠狀病毒的問題嗎?

  • No.

    不知道

  • No, I'm pretty sure they'll get it done well.

    不,我很肯定他們會做得很好。

  • And what's weighing on your mind?

    那你心裡在想什麼呢?

  • I'm trying to figure out what snack Joe Biden looks like.

    我想知道喬-拜登長什麼樣的點心。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • I mean, it was obvious for years for four years that Trump looked like a Cheeto.

    我的意思是,四年來很明顯,特朗普看起來像個奇多。

  • Okay, the whole country was unified on that.

    好吧,全國人民都統一了意見。

  • We all agreed he looked like an orange Cheeto.

    我們都認為他看起來像一個橙色的奇多。

  • And everyone had so much fun comparing Trump to a Cheeto.

    而大家把特朗普比作一個奇多,真是太有意思了。

  • Everybody was in on it.

    每個人都在這上面。

  • Okay, Now we have a new president, and it's imperative that we determine what snack he looks like as soon as possible.

    好了,現在我們有了一個新總統,我們必須儘快確定他長什麼樣的點心。

  • You know what?

    你知道嗎?

  • You would be doing a great service for every late night comedian, that's for sure.

    你會為每一個深夜喜劇演員做一個偉大的服務,這是肯定的。

  • I believe it will bring this country together.

    我相信它將使這個國家團結起來。

  • It'll heal our national wounds.

    它將治癒我們民族的創傷。

  • So help me God for the good of United States of America.

    所以,為了美利堅合眾國的利益,請幫助我的上帝。

  • I am going to figure out what type of snack Joe Biden looks like.

    我要弄清楚喬-拜登長什麼樣的點心。

  • That's patriotism.

    這就是愛國主義。

  • That's what that is.

    就是這樣的。

  • Yep, and that's what it says on the TelePrompTer.

    對,電話提示器上也是這麼說的。

  • So here's what we're going to dio.

    所以我們要做的就是dio。

  • I want you, my millions upon millions upon billions of rabid fans to help me with this.

    我想讓你們,我的千千萬萬的狂熱粉絲們幫我解決這個問題。

  • What type of snack do you think Joe Biden looks like the most to cast your vote?

    你覺得喬-拜登最像投什麼類型的小吃?

  • Simply go to team coco dot com slash biden snack.

    只需到團隊coco點com斜槓比登小吃。

  • There are five choices.

    有五個選擇。

  • One yogurt covered raisin to pirate booty, three Japanese shrimp chip four Cotton candy, five Saltine.

    一顆酸奶蓋葡萄乾到海盜戰利品,三顆日本蝦片四顆棉花糖,五顆鹽巴。

  • And if you think there's a snack that Biden resembles more than those five, there's even a place to submit a write in vote.

    如果你覺得比起這五個人,拜登還有更像的小吃,甚至還有一個地方可以提交書面投票。

  • Then next week, we'll announce the winning snack.

    那麼下週,我們就會公佈獲勝的點心。

  • That snack will then henceforth be the snack to which all Americans must compare Joe Biden's appearance.

    那麼,這塊點心從此將成為所有美國人必須與喬-拜登的外表相比較的點心。

  • This is going to heal this divided country.

    這是要治癒這個分裂的國家。

  • Yeah, well, you heard it from Andy.

    是啊,你從安迪那裡聽到的。

so much to talk about.

這麼多的話題。

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