New studio, new desk, new guest couch.

新的工作室，新的辦公桌，新的客用沙發。

New look even held.

新的造型甚至是英雄。

And people don't know that I held auditions for new staff positions, and I think we have one of those audition tapes.

人們不知道，我舉行了新員工職位的試鏡，我想我們有一盤試鏡帶。

Let's take a look.

讓我們一起來看看。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Next, please.

下一個，請。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Your name, please?

請問你的名字？

Are you really gonna do this?

你真的要這麼做嗎？

Please state your name Andy Richter.

請說出你的名字 Andy Richter.

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

And you're interested in being a sidekick and announcer on the show?

你有興趣在節目中做搭檔和播音員嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

I'm interested in being a sidekick.

我有興趣當個小弟。

And now surround the show.

而現在圍繞著這個節目。

What do you think qualifies you for this job?

你覺得你有什麼資格做這份工作？

Why are you doing this?

你為什麼要這麼做？

Just answer the question, please.

請回答我的問題

Um, previous experience.

嗯，以前的經驗。

You've had previous experience.

你以前有經驗。

I had previous experience.

我以前有經驗。

You tell us where you worked.

你告訴我們你在哪裡工作。

That was the announcer tonight show.

那是今晚節目的播音員。

Okay, Brian, you have tape of that?

好吧，布萊恩，你有那個的錄像帶嗎？

No, no one does.

不，沒有人這樣做。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Whether society people also have to announce the show that here you have some gas, please.

是否社會人也要宣佈顯示，在這裡你有一些氣體，請。

Tonight, George Clooney, Angelina Jolie.

今晚，喬治-克魯尼，安吉麗娜-朱莉。

But I'm gonna stop you right there.

但我要在這裡阻止你。

Way.

辦法。

Can't guess like that.

不能這樣猜。

That was my mistake.

這是我的錯誤。

That would never happen.

那是不會發生的。

More realistic.

更為現實。

Please.

求你了

Okay, Bob Vila?

好吧，鮑勃-維拉？

No, Really?

不，真的嗎？

No.

不知道

Megan Fox is on the show.

梅根-福克斯在節目中。

I'm flirting with her.

我在和她調情。

I growl.

我咆哮著。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

What's your reaction like?

你的反應是怎樣的？

Kind of skied out.

有點滑出去了。

Okay, What I need you to do is act like, Oh, boy, there, Israel.

好吧，我需要你做的是表現得像， 哦，孩子，那裡，以色列。

Sexual chemistry here.

這裡的性化學。

Last being honest, I grab a Yeah, you can't acts.

最後說實話，我抓住了一個是的，你不能行為。

Keep that.

留著吧

You got like, Ah, man, that guy's obviously straight your job to support me.

你有這樣的，啊，夥計，那傢伙顯然直 你的工作來支持我。

It's your job to really sell the joke.

這是你的工作，真正賣的笑話。

So I tell Really funny joke.

所以我講了一個很好笑的笑話。

And Okay, can you try without the head shaking?

好吧，你能不能不搖頭試試？

That seems like you're saying no.

這好像是你在說不。

Let's try it again.

我們再來試試

Funny joke and bang e feels like you're clearing something out of your chest.

有趣的笑話，砰e感覺就像你在清理胸中的東西。

I've got a funny joke and bang, I don't think so.

我有一個有趣的笑話，砰，我不認為。

Tweeted there?

在那裡發微博？

Nothing.

什麼都沒有。

Hey, I actually think that could work.

嘿，其實我認為這可能是工作。

E.

E.

I wish you would really do that in the monologue.

我希望你真的能在獨白中做到這一點。

I'm funny.

我很有趣。

I'm saving it for the Christmas show.

我要把它留到聖誕演出時用。