Not the election cycle is over.

不是選舉週期結束。

Well, you know, it's weird because to be honest, I kind of miss getting texts from all the political candidates all the time, you know?

嗯，你知道，這很奇怪，因為說實話，我有點懷念收到所有政治候選人的簡訊，你知道嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

E know what you mean.

我知道你的意思。

It does feel a little weird.

感覺確實有點奇怪。

I used to get tons of texts, and I haven't gotten any today.

我以前經常收到大量的簡訊，今天卻沒有收到任何簡訊。

I'm glad you brought that up, Conan.

我很高興你提出來，柯南。

Actually, I didn't because I'm launching a new service introducing Andy's list.

其實，我沒有這樣做，因為我正在推出一項新服務，介紹安迪的名單。

Just donate $25 to Angie's list, and I'll text you 7 to 8 times per day asking you for MAWR money.

只要捐25元給安琪的名單，我每天會給你發7到8次簡訊，問你要MAWR的錢。

Sometimes I'll even mix it up and say, My name is fully show or Christine Baranski.

有時候，我甚至會把它混為一談，說，我的名字是完全顯示或克里斯蒂娜-巴蘭斯基。

And here's the best part.

最精彩的部分是

The more money you donate the Mawr text you get asking for money.

你捐的錢越多，你收到的要錢的莫爾簡訊就越多。

All right, but what exactly am I donating to?

好吧，但我到底要捐給什麼？

Is it a nonprofit organization?

它是一個非營利組織嗎？

It's similar to that, except this is a profit non organization.

與此類似，只不過這是一個盈利的非組織。

Plus, if you sign up for a recurring monthly donation, I'll also send you threatening emails.

另外，如果你註冊了每月定期捐款，我還會給你發恐嚇郵件。

And if you donate over $1 I'll call your home during dinner hours and personally blame you for the state of the country.

如果你捐出超過1美元，我會在吃飯的時候給你家裡打電話，親自責備你的國家狀況。

Okay, Andy, why would anyone want this?

好吧，安迪，為什麼會有人想要這個？

People must like it because they keep donating to political candidates and with Andy's list.

人們一定喜歡它，因為他們一直在給政治候選人捐款，而且有了安迪的名單。

At least you don't have to be disappointed when your candidate eventually loses.

至少當你的候選人最終落選時，你不必失望。

Hey, I just got a text from Andy's list.

嘿，我剛剛從Andy的名單上收到一條簡訊。

Consider it your Christmas present, Conan.

就當是你的聖誕禮物吧，柯南。

Another one.

又是一個。

How do I opt out?

我如何選擇退出？

Oh, you can opt out at any time.

哦，你可以在任何時候選擇退出。

Just text back the words opt out in all caps on and then you'll take me off the list.

只要在上面發短信回 "選擇退出 "這幾個字，然後你就會把我從名單上刪除。

Nope.

不對

Angie's list.

安吉的名單。

If you're gonna waste your money, why not waste it on this?

如果你要浪費你的錢，為什麼不把錢浪費在這上面？

Thanks, Andy.

謝謝，安迪。

You've wasted everyone's time.

你浪費了大家的時間。