Name: 惱人的橙子--令人毛骨悚然的意大利麵#2 #SHOCKTOBER#。 (Annoying Orange - Creepy Pasta #2 #SHOCKTOBER)
Uploaded: 2020-11-12T20:11:02.000Z
Duration: 21 min 52 s

- And it was at that very moment, that Orange realized

- 而就在那一刻，橘子君才意識到

he'd been eating a dirty gym sock the entire time!

他一直在吃一隻骯髒的運動襪！

- Did I overhear someone telling a Creepypasta?

- 我是不是無意中聽到有人在講一個恐怖故事？

- 不，梨子只是在講一個真實的

- 所以你真的吃了一隻髒的運動襪？

這對橘子君來說，還沒那麼瘋狂。

- Yeah, earlier today he farted the ABCs, so.

- 是啊，今天早些時候，他放屁的ABC，所以。

Listen, I thought I heard a Creepypasta in progress,

聽著，我想我聽到了 "恐怖帕斯塔 "正在進行中。

and I went to all the effort of doing my creepy entrance

我費盡心思地做了我那令人毛骨悚然的開場白。

Now, who among you is brave enough to hear my newest

現在，你們當中誰有勇氣來聽我的最新作品？

- Is this anything like the famous short story,

- 這和著名的短篇小說有什麼相同之處嗎。

- 不，這個故事一點也不時髦。

- Now then, "The Funky Paw" is a story about

- 那麼現在，"時髦的爪子 "是一個關於的故事。

- Yes, it is indeed coincidental that you are a grapefruit

- 是的，確實很巧，你是一個柚子。

那麼，現在，在我的creepypasta。

這是，一如既往的，死了（笑）。

there was a young grapefruit who cared very, very

有一個年輕的柚子，他非常，非常關心

- For someone without a nose, the grapefruit's sense

- 對於一個沒有鼻子的人來說，柚子的感

One day, while shopping for rare scents in a shop

有一天，在一家商店裡選購珍稀香料時。

he had never visited before, he was offered

a horrible-smelling funky paw for purchase.

一個可怕的氣味時髦的爪子購買。

The purveyor of the shop told him the paw would grant

店家告訴他，這隻爪子會給他帶來

him three wishes, but there was a catch, all of his wishes

他有三個願望，但有一個問題，他所有的願望

would be granted in a rather funky fashion.

會以一種相當時髦的方式授予。

The grapefruit purchased the paw, exited the shop,

and when he looked back, the shop had vanished

等他回過神來，那家店已經消失了

（空氣嗖嗖）（緊張的音樂）。

- Nevertheless, the grapefruit rushed straight home

- 不過，柚子還是直接趕回了家。

with the paw and wished for a pile of money.

The young grapefruit was overjoyed to find the paw worked.

小柚子發現爪子起作用了，高興極了。

However, the pile of cash smelled rather funky.

不過，這堆現金的味道相當有趣。

So funky, in fact, that no one would accept it as payment.

這麼時髦，事實上，沒有人願意接受它作為付款。

No matter how much the grapefruit offered to pay,

And so, the grapefruit was left with a smelly pile of cash

於是，柚子就剩下了一沓臭烘烘的現金

The grapefruit decided to make his second wish,

that the woman of his dreams would fall madly

他的夢中情人會瘋狂地愛上他。

She loved him dearly, and could not be convinced otherwise,

You see, the grapefruit absolutely reeked.

The stench of his money had permeated everything

in the surrounding area, including the grapefruit himself.

No matter how many times he bathed or tried to hide

不管他洗了多少次澡，還是想躲起來。

it with his ridiculous collection of body sprays,

它與他可笑的身體噴霧的集合。

But his love was not deterred, and remained entranced

但他的愛並沒有被阻擋，依然沉迷於此。

by him, even though she vomited whenever he came near.

由他，儘管他一靠近她就會嘔吐。

Eventually, the grapefruit was at the end of his rope.

He was penniless, he smelled awful, and the love of his life

他身無分文，氣味難聞，而他的夫妻也是如此

was vomiting far too frequently for his liking.

對他來說，嘔吐的頻率太高了。

"I wish for the smell to go away," he thought

"我希望這股味道能消失，"他認為

他可以簡單地希望這個味道消失!

And so the grapefruit took up the paw and began uttering

於是，柚子拿起爪子，開始說出了

his wish aloud, saying, "I wish for the smell."

他大聲的許願，說："我希望能聞到香味。"

But then, in the middle of his sentence, he caught a whiff

但是，在他的話語中，他嗅到了一股味道

And unfortunately for him, the paw heard his request,

而不幸的是，爪子聽到了他的請求。

he had wished for the smell, and that's precisely

他曾希望得到這個味道，而那正是

From that day forward, the funky stench spread

從那天起，這股怪味就開始蔓延了