Mats e was at the Knick game the other day.

前幾天，Mats e在尼克斯的比賽中。

I'm looking at the seats.

我在看座位。

The higher the seat, Scott the ugly and the people got e.

座位越高，斯科特越醜，人就越e。

I wouldn't even need tickets.

我甚至不需要門票。

I just look at faces.

我只是看臉。

You got to go up top.

你得去上面。

Okay?

好嗎？

One thing I love about women.

我喜歡女人的一件事。

Woman toe Fall in love with the ugly man and admit it.

女人腳趾愛上醜男就認了。

Show him off to all her friends and the family.

向她所有的朋友和家人炫耀他。

Be the ugliest guy in the world Would be so proud of Ugly man.

做世界上最醜的人，會以醜男為榮。

Hold his hair like I want you to be Kevin E.

握住他的頭髮，就像我希望你成為凱文-E.

No, he don't look that good, but he's good toe.

不，他看起來沒那麼好，但他的腳趾很好。

Make women cool like that.

讓女人酷成這樣。

Guys would never admit to be in love with the ugly one.

男人們絕對不會承認自己愛上了醜的那個。

Hot into the death.

熱到死。

We ain't telling nobody.

我們不會告訴任何人

That's right.

是的

Lean telling.

瘦身計數。

Nobody hurt, man hurt to get married.

沒有人受傷，男人受傷才會結婚。

Who told you that?

誰告訴你的？

Well, is it life?

那麼，這是生活嗎？

What's life all about?

生活到底是怎麼回事？

What is it all about?

這到底是怎麼回事？

You wanna you know, love, love, love, love, love, love.

你想你知道，愛，愛，愛，愛，愛，愛，愛。

You wanna be in love And what that new love?

你想戀愛，那新的愛情是什麼？

Yes, sir.

是的，先生。

You want you want that you wanna feel that first kiss again?

你想你想你想再感受一次初吻？

That's right.

是的

Because that's the only really kiss in the relationship is the first kiss.

因為在這段關係中，只有初吻才是真正的吻。

That's right.

是的

All the rest of the kisses are just just protocol.

其餘的親吻都只是協議而已。

Every other kisses.

每隔一個吻。

Just protocol.

只是協議。

That's all it is.

就是這樣的。

Just routine.

只是例行公事。

Hey, you was gone.

嘿，你走了。

You back?

你回來了？

Hey, way having sex?

嘿，做愛的方式？

Hey, I miss you.

嘿，我想你。

Oh, this one routine.

哦，這一個程序。

The first kisses, the only really one can.

初吻，是唯一真正可以的。

It always happens, like in the middle of a conversation.

它總是發生，就像在談話中。

You don't even know what you're talking about.

你甚至不知道你在說什麼。

Yeah, you know, And then maybe someday I was thinking about maybe, you know, trying to get the accurate, Uh, you never know.

是啊，你知道，然後也許有一天我在想 也許，你知道，試圖得到準確的， 呃，你永遠不知道。

The first kisses.

初吻。

Always like double Dutch.

總是喜歡雙荷蘭人。

You're just sitting there, like, when do I get in?

你只是坐在那裡，就像，我什麼時候能進去？

E?

E?

Yeah.

是啊。