Name: 鄧小平："我是一個很好的人"-------------鄧小平 (Biden Slams Trump for Refusing to Concede Election | The Tonight Show)
Uploaded: 2020-11-12T18:28:57.000Z
Duration: 7 min 37 s

-Thank you, thank you, thank you so much!

-謝謝你，謝謝你，太謝謝你了！

Welcome to "The Tonight Show," everybody.

We are here from Studio 6A in New York City!

我們是來自紐約市6A工作室的記者!

Thanks for being here. Let's get to the news and jokes.

謝謝你來這裡。讓我們進入新聞和笑話。

Well, guys, it's been five days since the election was called,

好了，夥計們，它已經五天 因為選舉被宣佈。

and President Trump still has no plans to concede.

而特朗普總統仍然沒有讓步的打算。

[ Russian accent ] "Look, it actually isn't my birthday.

[俄羅斯口音]"你看，這其實不是我的生日。

[ Normal voice ] Yeah, we could be working

[正常聲音] 是啊，我們可以工作

but instead, we had to lure Trump out of the White House

但我們卻要把特朗普引出白宮。

Trump's pretty much refusing to leave the house.

He's basically turning into the old man from "Up."

他基本上變成了 "上位 "中的老男人。

"I should've put helium in these balloons.

"我應該在這些氣球裡放上氦氣。

President-elect Biden about Trump's refusal to concede

當選總統拜登談特朗普拒不讓步一事

-I just think it's an embarrassment, quite frankly.

-坦白說，我只是覺得這是個尷尬。

"That's what you thought was embarrassing?"

"What about when I tossed paper towels like free throws

"那我把紙巾當做任意球扔的時候呢？

這很尷尬嗎？好吧，好吧。好吧。"

That's right, Biden called Trump an embarrassment.

Then he left the podium and spent 20 minutes

然後他離開講臺，花了20分鐘時間

trying to find the opening in the curtain.

But it's been a pretty rough couple of weeks for Trump.

但這幾周對特朗普來說是相當艱難的。

-When the news broke, Steve Kornacki was like,

當消息傳出時，史蒂夫-科納基就像：

"你把我叫醒就是為了這個？"。

Trump needs like 63 electoral votes, and he got 3.

特朗普需要63張選舉人票，而他得到了3張。

It's like asking your friend for 20 bucks,

這就像問你的朋友要20塊錢一樣。

and they're like, "I have a Canadian loonie."

他們很喜歡， "我有一個加拿大的loonie。"

但特朗普對這場勝利表示讚賞。

今天，他說："我要感謝阿拉斯加。

Well, this is interesting. Most Republicans

嗯，這很有趣。大多數共和黨人

but they have been talking to his good friend,

但他們一直在和他的好朋友哈拉。

Democratic Senator Chris Coons. Listen to this.

民主黨參議員Chris Coons聽聽這個

-What are they telling you behind the scenes?

-Um -- [ Chuckles ] -- bluntly, that they accept that --

-嗯 - - [笑] - - 直截了當地說，他們接受了 --

I mean they call me to say, you know, "Congratulations.

我的意思是，他們打電話給我說，你知道，"恭喜你。

Please convey my well wishes to the President-elect,

請轉達我對當選主席的良好祝願。

這就像，"你能不能告訴艾米麗，

Meanwhile, assuming Trump does leave office,

the intelligence community is worried that he might reveal

some of the country's most classified secrets,

It's already not a great sign that the White House

這已經不是什麼好兆頭了，白宮。

Domino's guy is like, "I know some things."

多米諾的傢伙是這樣的，"我知道一些事情。"

是啊，美國人已經不愛思考了。

"How could he not read intelligence memos?"

"他怎麼可能不看情報備忘錄？"

to, "Thank God he didn't read intelligence memos."

到，"感謝上帝，他沒有讀情報備忘錄。"

I wouldn't worry, though. You know the Pentagon

我不會擔心，雖然。你知道五角大樓

probably made stuff up just to see if he was listening.

可能做的東西只是為了看看他是否在聽。

It's like, "Sir, this is highly classified, but at night,

這就像，"先生，這是高度機密，但在晚上。

"什麼！？""噓！不要說出去就行。"

Speaking of Trump's life after the presidency,

說到特朗普當上總統後的生活。

here's something that should make him feel a little better.

這裡的東西，應該讓他感覺更好一點。

-President Trump could land a $100 million book deal

-特朗普總統可能會獲得1億美元的圖書合約。

"The New York Post" reports the President has been bombarded

"紐約郵報 "報道說，總統已經被轟炸了

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